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Lets see those results /vr/

>> No.1073052

>Steve Blackman VS. Chyna during the King of the Ring tournament in Smackdown 2 for PS1
>Last thing I did IRL was talk in a porn chatroom

...look, as long as nobody was talking about Chyna in porn, I think we'll be fine.

>> No.1073056

>>1073045
>alien bastards shot up my ride
>all I did was touch my dick

Gee, aliens, first of all, how did you know? Second, I knew my pappy was right all along when he warned me that touching myself would bring about the end of humanity as we knew it.

>> No.1073057

Doom and smoked weed. Guess these demon scum dont like the ganja.

>> No.1073068

Beat Cherry in Micro Machines enough times to get her kicked out

Helped my sister move

I really can't even come up with any sort of connection

>> No.1073070

>>1073056

>THE HUMAN IS TOUCHING THEIR DICK
>SCRAMBLE THE FIGHTERS

The aliens tipped their heads back and trilled a warbling, piercing screech. The Dick-Hunt had begun.

>> No.1073074
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1073074

Fat Cat has done... whatever the plot of Rescue Rangers was.
Just because I ate some eggs.

Makes about as much sense as his plans in the cartoon, really.

>> No.1073075

>get drugged and thrown in jail
>cause I took a piss
Well, this fucking sucks.

>> No.1073079

I like the thread but I feel like it should be something better than "last thing you did". For most people it will just be something like eating or pissing or whatever.

>> No.1073089

>>1073057
What if Doom is actually just a kid hallucinating while shooting up his school just because he had a HASCH PSYCHOSIS?

It could be you.
Not even once, man.

>> No.1073094
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1073094

Fought the red dark man from mega man 5 for taking a piss.

>> No.1073095

>>1073079
I can agree, though still getting some rather lol-worthy posts:
>>1073056
>>1073052
>>1073070
>>1073075

>> No.1073101

>>1073089
>hash
Meth. Fixed that for ya.

>> No.1073148
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1073148

Had to fight this guy and save Japan for closing the windows.

>wat.jpg

>> No.1073160

>>1073045
>I have to ghost hunt using the ghosbusters guns
>because i ate some cereals

Thats it, no more late night cereals.

>> No.1073163

>>1073160
well, ghouls hunt. The mod is called Ghouls vs Humans not Ghost vs Humans

>> No.1073175

>>1073045
>Star-Wyvern descends from the sky
>im caught with a roll of Sweet Tarts
>tear the other end off of the roll
>blow as hard as i can through the paper tube
>Sweet Tart machine Gun bullets bounce off the Star-Wyvern's chest
>Star Wyvern casts sleep
>thou art asleep
>Star-Wyvern attacks
>thou art asleep
>Star-Wyvern attacks
>thou art asleep
>Star-Wyvern attacks
>thou art asleep
>Star-Wyvern attacks
>thou art asleep
>Star-Wyvern attacks
Fuck this game

>> No.1073190

>>1073175
>my sides
You're made of awesome

>> No.1073191

Well, the Princess has been captured by the Koopa King again, who's had his minions go and use magic wands to transform all of the lands' kings. All because I ate some donuts.

>> No.1073192

>defeated Dr. Wily's underwater fortress
>because I watched the Megaman cartoon

At least it's consistent.

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>>1073192
>watched the Megaman cartoon

>> No.1073209
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1073209

Snatchers started killing high-ranking people in society and impersonating them because I cooked some delicious hamburgers

>> No.1073221
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1073221

>>1073198
It's cheesy, but I love cheese.

>> No.1073226

>>1073221
I swear every time i see this picture I think hes a shady-as-fuck scissors dealer, don't know why.

>> No.1073232

A bunch of vampires and mummies kill me because I ate a cheeseburger...

>> No.1073234

>>1073226
>Hey kid, want to try... running with scissors?
>"B-but the teacher says it's bad!"
>Aww, who are you going to listen to? Your teacher, or... a ROBOT MASTER
>"Gee willikers, I don't know..."
>all the cool kids are doing it. Here, I'll even give you the first scissor for free.

Would watch yes/no?

>> No.1073236

>>1073226
England probably has black market office supply dealers.

>Hey man, you wanna by some scissors? No blunt tips here! I got kitchen knives, too, great for cutting turkey...

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>>1073234
Fund it. My sides require more.

>> No.1073241
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>>1073234
>ohgodmy sides
I'd tune in every god-damned saturday

>> No.1073287
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1073287

I got the Stomach Rot because I put some chicken in the oven.

>> No.1073296
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1073296

Gradius happened,
Because I read this thread...

>> No.1073314

>Wily unleashes robot masters on the world.
>I just got off the shitter.

I sat here for quite a while thinking of a clever reason why he'd do that, but I'm drawing a blank.

>> No.1073321

>>1073314
Are you playing MM4?

Maybe he thought he could ambush you through the pipes with Toadman, him being in a sewer.

Yeah it's not clever either but I want to give you something.

>> No.1073352
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1073352

>The almighty Odin smote my ass and kept reviving me to do it again.

>All cuz I changed the toilet paper roll.

Guess the all-father prefers rolling overhand.

>> No.1073367

>>1073045
The last Retro Game I played was ESII: Daggerfall.
While reading a fucking Star Wars book I broke time.

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>>1073045
Was attacked by Mother Brains Ghost for eating a burrito.

>> No.1073412

Bowser kidnapped the Princess again because I touch myself at night
>this game sucks

>> No.1073980

>>1073352
>underhand roll

You deserve it all, barbarian.

>> No.1074017

I was punched in the face by Bald Bull for waking up. Fantastic.

>> No.1074149

>>1073352
what game is that pic?

>> No.1074161

>>1074149
Never mind, I got it. FFL2

>> No.1074220

>I have to fight Ghosts & Goblins to rescue my GF
>Because I was watching the Canelo-Mayweather fight at a bar

>> No.1074227

>After insult sword-fighting at sea, our ship crashed during a storm, throwing my solid gold fiance into the forest
>Last think I did was piss and wave my hands around, asking my fiance to clean up the apartment.

The piss turned my fiancee gold and into a British pirate, the anger caused by that and my demands that she clean the apartment has made her skyrocket off our apartment-turned pirate ship into a forest.

Huh.

>> No.1074262

Because I took a shower, I acquired a white blob companion that eats jellybeans.

Must've been a hell of a shower.

>> No.1074282
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1074282

The Lahkorn is a hell of an anti-smoking advocate, apparently. Look how pissed he is that I had that cigarette.

>> No.1074321

>reached the end of the level
>the game was counting down the scores
>while counting, the game resets to the title screen
>all i did was trying to skip it by mashing buttons
>seems like i accidentally the Select and Start buttons

back to the first level : WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

>> No.1074335

>>1073045
I have to go to China and find some guy's hammer so he can fix a bridge, all because I ate a cup of yogurt.

>> No.1074356

Doctor Wily stole and reprogrammed eight robots because I woke up and browsed the first few pages of /vr/.

>> No.1074764

I had to destroy the Sa-Matra with the Ultron Device because I changed my colostomy bag.

>> No.1077042
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1077042

A princess is now captured by an evil wizard in order to bring an evil being back from another world, all because I took my friend's last Pepsi.
I assume Pepsi is a vital part to the Princess' protection, so the battle would be filled with sodas of all kinds.

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI, JUST ONE PEPSI!

>> No.1077338

Neo Zeed killed my master and stole my gf (only a fantasy, I have no gf). All because I had to take a shit.

>> No.1077629

>Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen
>Looking for a job
I guess it's the Occupy Wall Street movement.

>> No.1077645

i guess that i go on a giant adventure to catch pokemon and fight my neighbor a bunch because i took adderall.

neat

>> No.1077839

>>1077042
10/10

Doesn't matter, evil wizard will probably get hit by a car anyway...

>> No.1077980

>>1073045
>Played through all of the Ghost in the Shell game for the PSone.
>Last thing I did IRL was post in a thread on /a/

Well fuck

>> No.1078000

>Castlevania Bloodlines
>I left to eat some sandwiches

Huh, must be evil sandwiches.