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1069048 No.1069048 [Reply] [Original]

Vidya protagonists who lift

>> No.1069050

Everyone in fighting games, with the exception of scrawny little shits like Bao.

>> No.1069052
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>>1069050
>scrawny little shits like Bao.

>> No.1069061
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>> No.1069064
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>> No.1069101

>>1069048
>6'3", 198lbs

Samus confirmed for transwoman

>> No.1069134

Dobson, stop lusting after shitty american made stuff that was never canon.

>> No.1069140

>>1069134

Samus being Amazonian is canon, though, as in it appears in the actual games.

>> No.1069150

>>1069140
That's not an amazon, that's an anime girl.

>> No.1069152

>>1069150

>Anime girls
>over 6 feet tall

u wot m8

>> No.1069158
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>>1069152
Those measurements are based on her wearing the armor. The guys who wrote the strategy guide fucked up.

>> No.1069165

>>1069150
There is no Metroid anime.

>> No.1069169
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>>1069134
>American made

That's pretty obviously Katsuya Terada's work.

>> No.1069172
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>>1069150
>>1069152

>> No.1069173

>>1069165
There were a few manga based on it, though. There's a manga based on pretty much every game ever.

>> No.1069179
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>>1069172
Samus is built like Cattleya.

>> No.1069235

>>1069158
>metal armor
>90kg
You are mistaken my friend. Bird magic armor weighs a lot more than that.

>> No.1069241

>>1069179
Except Samus has a proportional body, and isn't ugly.

>> No.1069259

>>1069241
She got ugly in the FPS games.

But she's better now.

>> No.1069260

>>1069259
Yoshio Sakamoto pls go

>> No.1069268
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1069268

Name that game

>> No.1069270

>>1069268
Paperboy

>> No.1069309

>>1069268
Predator

>> No.1069314
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1069314

you do! you can do it!

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>> No.1069476
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1069476

Lifts, but made out of wood, so no progress

>> No.1069540
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1069540

You folks are slipping.

>> No.1069553

Almost every character from Tekken.

>> No.1069554
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>> No.1069562

>>1069048
Tfw samus was the same height as the men in Other M with the suit on.

Maybe people are just meant to be taller in metroid. I dunno.

>> No.1069628

>>1069562
It is the future, after all. People in the past were shorter than us, stands to reason people in the future will be taller.

>> No.1069635

>>1069134
Dobson likes Other M doe

>> No.1069638

>>1069101
Trans-bird or what?

>> No.1069643

>>1069638
Wasn't samus just raised by bird people

>> No.1069649

>>1069643
I thought she was half-Chozo or something.

>> No.1069657
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>>1069635
He wants her to be the Samus that never was.

Which is amazon Samus.

>> No.1069663

>>1069657
it's so sad seeing self-absorbed manchildren like this

"only my own narrow interpretation of these characters is valid. I'm glad I am so much better than everyone else"

>> No.1069698
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1069698

One of the hardest niggas in vidya, ..well in my opinion at least.

>> No.1069706

>>1069643
>>1069649
She was infused with Chozo blood while still relatively young which is part of what makes her so strong and what lets her operate the Power Suit at all.

>> No.1069935

>>1069698
Doesn't he run at 20MPH?

>> No.1069948
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>> No.1069957

>>1069948
Toad lifts. The others not so much.

>> No.1069985
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>>1069048
>Samus 6'3''
>mfw 5'9''

>> No.1069983

>>1069948
>Daisy and Luigi deadlifting Kettlebells
>Mario struggling with a power clean
>Toad cleans so hard he's a foot off the ground

>> No.1070002

>>1069935
pretty sure it's faster than that. i've seen calculations closer to 50 mph, or even more.

>> No.1070035
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>> No.1070045

>>1070002
...why doesn't he just run over the demons? Damn.

>> No.1070053

>>1070035
>Manlet Mac

>> No.1070063

>>1070002
Is that when you're forward-strafing?

>> No.1070069

>>1070002
He goes 100m in three seconds.

>> No.1070075
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>> No.1070130

>>1069268

Paperboy Vs. Predator

>> No.1070291

>>1069169
Either that or Benimaru Itoh's work

>> No.1070716
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1070716

>lifting

did someone say Turok?

>> No.1070721

>>1070716

Speaking of Josh, his kid sister Danielle clearly lifts.

Why is she so perfect

>> No.1070741
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>> No.1070867

>>1070053
you are misinformed
everyone except mac in Punch out are like 3 meters tall

>> No.1070943
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>>1070002
>>1070045
>>1070063
>>1070063
>>1070069
The doomguy is too high in tier for this thread.
Why you niggas even bother to mention him on this neverending pleb cockfight I will never know.

>> No.1070951

>>1070741
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ1SJk3p3s

>> No.1070958
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1070958

Why hasn't anybody posted this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u84cH_bmTA

>> No.1071364

>>1070951
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfU92tDr8rg

>> No.1071625
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>>1070721

Don't know man.

>implying she's not wife material

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>>1071625

Turok grills are best grills

>> No.1071775

>>1069663
>and then he was a blue bear wearing a fedora

>> No.1071780
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>> No.1071820

>>1069698

Doomguy is the most OP thing ever.

>> No.1071825

>>1070943
Not to mention when he punches the air it makes an infrasound louder than a chainsaw.

>> No.1071854

>>1071780
The manliest Belmont, period.

>> No.1071940
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1071940

He piledrives people twice his size. His favourite weapon is a giant steel pipe and he eats whole chickens out of your chandelires.

>> No.1071952

>>1069983
That's Peach.

>> No.1071991
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>>1071940

>> No.1072947

>>1070053

> 5'7"
> 110 lb.
> still knocks out Tyson

u jelly?

>> No.1072950
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>> No.1073000

>>1071991
this made me laugh way harder than it should have

>> No.1073008

>>1072950

bahahah its fabio!!!!

>> No.1073010

>>1069048
>6'3
>198
Wow, never realized Samus was so fat and ugly

>> No.1073039
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1073039

Night Warriors Felicia is best Felicia.

>> No.1073046

>>1073010

Fight me irl, you puny twig man.

>> No.1073051

>>1069052
OH GOD IS THAT AN ACTUAL PERSON OR A DOLL

>> No.1073059

>>1073010
muscle weighs more than fat, actually

>> No.1073989

>>1073059
>muscle is more dense than fat

fix that for you m8