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>first level of SNES game shows you how many baddies it can display without slowing down
>no surprises for the rest of the game

>> No.10678667

the surprise about sonic is that you dont even go fast in the game outside of the few set pieces where you hold right. most of the game is just annoying platforming with effectively infinite health

>> No.10678673

>>10678667
you can go fast if you have the familiarity seeking kind of autism that likes repeating the same half hour of gameplay

>> No.10678787

>>10678651

ok but what if sonic was doing that to me dick instead of a popcicle

>> No.10678960

>>10678667
But aren’t there some sections where people can be softlocked? It felt like playing “Super Mario Maker” levels the first time I played the game.

>> No.10678971

>>10678667
>most of the game is just annoying platforming with effectively infinite health
The goal in Sonic games is to get a big score. To do this you have to go fast and end the levels with many rings which requries you to not get fucking hit.

>> No.10679001

>>10678960
>sonic is chastised by nintendrones as "just hole right to win"
>need to hold left to get out of certain situations and half of one level
What did they mean by this? And how does this filter people?

>> No.10679009

>>10679001
>thinking nintendo fans don't like sonic
Sonic has been on Nintendo for far longer than Sega did consoles.
Classic Sonic was always good, the people who say it's not good are e-celeb worshippers, zoomers and /v/ (so most of neo-/vr/), not nintendrones.

>> No.10679049

TSD
Total Sonictard Death

>> No.10679169

>>10678651
>first level of SNES game shows you how many baddies it can display without slowing down
Oftentimes those first levels aren't even free from slowdowns neither. That pathetic 2.68 mhz CPU really ruined any chance of the SNES being a decent gaming machine, it's actually pretty sad, especially because the entire rest of the 16-bit era is so good, yet so many people only have exposure to it through the SNES, easily and objectively one of the shittiest systems of it's generation. I am begging those who shill the SNES as the "best console EVAR!!" to please, to pick up a Mega Drive, or PC Engine, or Neo Geo, or X68000, or...

>> No.10679195

>>10678651
Are all segafags homosexual furfucks?

>> No.10679283

>>10679195
What if OP is a grill or the picture really features Sonica?
>>10679009
But there are features in both classic and modern Sonic games that people on each side of the aisle seem to chastise each other’s games for, such as a limited number of extra lives or continues, if any, and the complexities surrounding each of the stages.

>> No.10679316

>>10679195
I never really felt anything for Sonic but I'd touch Tails' dick.

>> No.10679338
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10679338

>>10678651
Are we posting sexy Sonic images?

>> No.10679340

>>10679195
i'm not a segafag, but after a look at op's pic i must admit i wont mind sonic take a lick at my ice-cream, if he insisted about it.