/hhg/ - Handheld General

[Anonymous No.10656449]

>Retro sizer
https://retrosizer.com/
>Retro handhelds spreadsheet
https://pastebin.com/ZyqXr19r
>SoC Comparison
https://versus.com/en/mobile-chipset

>Previous Thread
>>10643956

[Anonymous No.10656456]

I am genuinely surprised that this rotate-able "modular" technology, let alone this circular d-pad/analog technology, is exclusively used for actual toddlers who will never again experience it ever in the real world or with any other device than their dated Fisher Price/Leap Frog toy, which in modern times just do not sell because most toddlers just get their parents' old smart phone.

WHY HASN'T EVEN NINTENDO FUCKING DONE ANYTHING WITH THIS BRILLIANT HARDWARE TECH, let alone chinkhelds?

[Anonymous No.10656465]

>>10656456
Not only can you swap southpaw/proper controls on a swivelling ball that just swaps the d-pad and face button (you could have more on the mere fact the analog d-pad exists, having four face buttons should be easy peasy) but the actual analog d-pad itself is such in insane piece of technology. You have to physically experience it yourself in person to understand.

[Anonymous No.10656471]

>>10656465
AND THEN THERE'S... THIS retarded monstrosity of an Xbox 360 controller's d-pad that locks you into only left/right/up/down movement
I just do not understand. Gaming hardware technology has been so fucking fucked for the past decade and a half doing most things wrong. Even the awesome d-pad on the Xbone controller was replaced for the Series S/X. Why is the actual input hardware not properly evolving reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.10656529]

People didn't care when you posted this shit the first time.

[Anonymous No.10657386]

>>10656456
>WHY HASN'T EVEN NINTENDO FUCKING DONE ANYTHING WITH THIS BRILLIANT HARDWARE TECH, let alone chinkhelds?
Because bugmen lack creativity.

[Anonymous No.10657467]

hey heyyy everybody hey hey heyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.10657469]

>>10657467
forgot image kek

[Anonymous No.10657471]

[Anonymous No.10657481]

let me guess, you NEED more

[Anonymous No.10657506]

Best systems to play on handheld in terms of aspect ratio

[Anonymous No.10657513]

>>10657469
That pre-LED primitive backlight only lasts 5000 hours or so.

[Anonymous No.10657516]

>>10657506
every system pre 2000. They were made for small screens

[Anonymous No.10657517]

god the 3ds sucks

[Anonymous No.10657520]

Not sure if this is the right thread, but anyone with a steam deck notice their joystick stems wearing down? Mine is rubbing off black stuff onto the surrounding plastic case and feels rough. I'm not even rough with it and only play indie games. It's strange since I've never had this happen with any controller in over 20 years, not even the rp3+ of 1 year.

[Anonymous No.10657538]

>>10657520
No? I've put close to 1000 hours on my deck since last year and I havent had that issue.
I actually bought the hall replacements but haven't been assed to install them yet since the stock sticks are so good

[Anonymous No.10657543]

>>10657520
It happens a bit, yeah.

[Anonymous No.10657552]

>>10657538
>>10657543
Interesting might just be a defect. I'll probably just return it while it's still in warranty.

[Anonymous No.10657568]

>>10657481
>GameGear and Nugget
I need less

[Anonymous No.10657580]

I got a RG35XX H. I like it. Kind of sucks that you can't bluetooth headphones yet but it is no big deal since I figure CFW will enable it eventually.

Anyone else have one of these or a similar anbernic device? Any quirks I should know about? I know not to use a fast charger with it but do their devices often have common problems? I don't entirely trust chinkshit.

[Anonymous No.10657652]

>>10656471
>Even the awesome d-pad on the Xbone controller was replaced for the Series S/X.
I see we're being a contrarian today. The Xbone d-pad was super mushy and felt like shit. The S|X d-pad is nice and clicky and has decent travel and diagonals. Massive improvement.

[Anonymous No.10657658]

>>10656449
>>10656465
>>10656456
>>10656471
Mostly sad. A little kid could be learning on that thing. I would suggest a chink handheld or cellphone with a controller, both have more compatability and are more elegant.

[Anonymous No.10657736]

[Anonymous No.10657739]

[Anonymous No.10657748]

>>10657736
Man, I really want a GBA SP but the MM Flip and Anbernic Flip are just around the corner...

[Anonymous No.10657768]

>>10657748
and the powkiddy v180s and the retroid flip 2s plus pro...

[Anonymous No.10657774]

>>10657736
>>10657739
Sex. I want a gba.

[Anonymous No.10657790]

>>10657513
never had one fail
>5000+ hours runtime
you might be playing too much anon

[Anonymous No.10657804]

>>10656456
>leapfrog handhelds have tate mode
every retro emulation handheld is fucked

[Anonymous No.10657807]

>>10657736
Nice green. Would buy if it was a chinkheld.

[Anonymous No.10657842]

>>10657736
The SP was the best.

[Anonymous No.10657909]

>>10657807
>chinkheld
the poster laughing at them all finally got the shilling to stop?
fucking based as FUCK

[Anonymous No.10657917]

in a word, comfy

[Anonymous No.10658132]

Kind of interested in Pico8 lately. Any of the devices support it natively? RG35XX doesn't work with Pico for me for some reason.

[Anonymous No.10658135]

>>10657517
>Slider (Though you get used to it)
>Worse screen that the shitty psp's
>start/select buttons are literal stickers

[Anonymous No.10658162]

>>10658135
its still my favorite of all time

[Anonymous No.10658167]

>>10658162
and do mean of ALL TIME >>55354864

[Anonymous No.10658438]

>Ultimate GBA mods noob traps
I'll start
>IPS screen
>LEDs
>Rechargeable battery mod

[Anonymous No.10658441]

>>10657580
I have an original 35xx and havent had any issues so far. The D-pad was pretty trash but after putting tape over the contacts it's fine now. How's your experience been? I might change to horizontal as it seems more comfy and liked the look of the H

[Anonymous No.10658447]

>>10658438
that pretty much is everything
I don't mind the aftermarket glass screen lenses though
good to have those readily available

[Anonymous No.10658450]

>>10658441
>>10657768
>>10657580
BWAHaHAHAHahahah

[Anonymous No.10658451]

>>10658447
I don't mind laminated either. Im fine knowning there isnt a layer of air between the screens.

[Anonymous No.10658453]

>>10658438
Are we talking strictly the original GBA? I've heard SP battery mods are legit.
And what's wrong with IPS screens?

[Anonymous No.10658457]

>>10658447
>I don't mind the aftermarket glass screen lenses though
I don't have a GBA but I've been looking to replace the shell and lense on my old shitty DMG. Are the glass lenses as fragile as people make them out to be? They look really nice but I don't want shards of glass in my screen and carpet if the thing ever takes a dive.

[Anonymous No.10658461]

>>10658457
the glass will break if you drop it like a mongoloid, it's glass
>>10658453
there's some artifacting and screen tearing
Kind of soulless & ugly
but I'm sure you'll get plenty of up votes on Reddit if you do the "mods lol"

[Anonymous No.10658476]

>>10658461
>mongoloid
Shit happens. Especially when you have pets and kids. I think I'll stick with plastic.

[Anonymous No.10658479]

>>10658476
they're cheap enough to replace but I understand the caution specially around broken glass w/ kids

[Anonymous No.10658490]

@10658450
did you have a stroke?

[Anonymous No.10658514]

>>10658453
>And what's wrong with IPS screens
Theyre not the same res as the GBA and they look shit.
If you're going to go backlight ITA is the only choice.

[Anonymous No.10658561]

>>10658514
for dmg i prefer led under the original liquid crystal ala kitsch bent but its much more difficult to pull off

[Anonymous No.10658565]

>>10658561
Was more on about the original horizontal GBA desu lad.

[Anonymous No.10658571]

>>10656449
>/hhg/ is somehow completely devoid of shills
did we somehow get transported to the good timeline?!

[Anonymous No.10658573]

>>10658571
>He actually believes this
lmao

[Anonymous No.10658574]

>>10657917
i have a blue one, should i fix it ?

[Anonymous No.10658575]

how do you do fellow kids?

[Anonymous No.10658576]

>>10658574
yes

[Anonymous No.10658578]

>>10657469
>>10657471
>>10657739
>>10658575
what is this a thread for rich people???

[Anonymous No.10658580]

>>10658578
skill issue

[Anonymous No.10658581]

How do you do?

[Anonymous No.10658582]

are we rich posting now ?

[Anonymous No.10658587]

>>10658582
eh, close enough right?
blasting $800 on a gb light is out of the question, sorry for being a fycking normie

[Anonymous No.10658662]

>>10657517
I don't remember playing DS games on my 2ds was that bad

[Anonymous No.10658678]

>>10658662
you can change the resolution on start up
The launch version is objectively the worst though out of the lineup

[Anonymous No.10658746]

1.is there handheld that has long battery life(10+ hours) and can play some ps1?
2.i have big hands, but want something pocketable, is miyoo mini good? can you play these small handhelds for long periods of time?

[Anonymous No.10658747]

IT'S UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVxSdVQwQ6s

[Anonymous No.10658765]

Does anyone here have an RG405M and can comment on it? On paper it's everything I want: pocketable, 4" screen, seemingly decent build quality, and can play PSP, GBA, 5th gen and down.
The prices on Amazon are the same as buying from the Anbernic site, but do I have to worry about knockoffs? Fakes of Chinese handhelds is the most quintessentially Chinese thing I can think of.

[Anonymous No.10658773]

>>10658765
Install GammaOS and it's a pretty good handheld for what you want. GC and PS2 may vary you can check the compatibility list to find the best settings etc but for PSP, GBA etc it's fine.
D-Pad is in a weird position if you're one of those people but it's never bothered me as majority of games are games I play with an analouge stick. Plus it's android and has wifi so I've been playing Pokemon Infinite Fusion and PokeMMO on it also.

[Anonymous No.10658782]

Anyone here with a EZ Flash Omega Definitive edition?

How does GBA to DS work? Apparently you can transfer mons from like Emerald to DS games like Platinum etc. But I don't know how.

[Anonymous No.10658791]

>>10658773
Anything you don't like about it?

[Anonymous No.10658795]

>>10658791
Honestly can't think of much if Im honest. Does what I want it to do.
Maybe that it's more involved setup wise compared to linux based systems.

[Anonymous No.10658832]

>>10658747
>he fucking broke it
LMAO

[Anonymous No.10658834]

>>10658746
Miyoo Mini isn't that comfortable but the Miyoo Mini Plus I'm able to play for a while. Neither will last ten hours.

The only devices that can really run PS1 that long are the Odin Lite/Odin 2, and they are not pocketable. The best device for what you want is probably the KT-R1, but they are still kind of hard to get ahold of.

[Anonymous No.10659129]

okay this is epic.

[Anonymous No.10659334]

any news on the flip chinkhelds yet?

[Anonymous No.10659413]

>>10659334
yeah bubby I've got some flip news for you right here: x18s is now $110 SHIPPED with promocode POWKIDDYLOVE, order now! :^)

[Anonymous No.10659418]

>>10659413
No I meant the good ones

[Anonymous No.10659427]

>>10659418
Don't worry the V90 is still cheap as ever.

[Anonymous No.10659451]

>>10659427
No I meant the good ones

[Anonymous No.10659454]

>>10659451
hmmm... The Retroid Flop? That's discontinued. The Aya Flip? That's up for order now, only $700!

[Anonymous No.10659458]

>>10659454
>The Retroid Flop? That's discontinued
really?
Why would you ever early adopt a retroid device when they will inevitably replace it less than 6 months later

[Anonymous No.10659473]

>>10659458
The RP3+ was over a year old before it was replaced by the RP4/P and the Flip will be a year old in 2 months THO

[Anonymous No.10659546]

When’s the last time Reddit goyslop corps finished a game from start to finish?

[Anonymous No.10659564]

>>10659546
when the nano forced him to play pokemon.

[Anonymous No.10659580]

>>10658578
Nah, they just show up to post title screens on their knick knacks before they go back on the shelf.

[Anonymous No.10659671]

>>10659580
>Nobody who actually owns things for 20+ years actually still uses them!

[Anonymous No.10659750]

How is the new RG35XX H holding up? is it a good device?? seems kinda cheap now on sale....

[Anonymous No.10659794]

>>10659671
Are you saying >>10658587 takes his toy out of its plastic case to play with it?

[Anonymous No.10659859]

do i need analog stick to play most ps1 games?

[Anonymous No.10659884]

>>10659859
dpad is playable for about 90% of the library.
psp was a good psx machine back in the day despite not having analog controls

[Anonymous No.10659923]

Cobalt got this recapped, debating between the benvenn or the clean screen next

[Anonymous No.10659985]

>>10659923
Very nice king. I like the benvenn for the slightly warmer color temp personally.

[Anonymous No.10660109]

Since I have way too many handhelds I decided to take them out and use them while on train trips to try and truly enjoy them

[Anonymous No.10660118]

>>10660109
Cool. Did any girls hit on you?

[Anonymous No.10660126]

>>10660118
I wouldn't be on HHG if they were

[Anonymous No.10660128]

>>10659794
i have other gameboys you fuckin dickheads kek

[Anonymous No.10660131]

>>10660118
girls suck dicks and thats very gay and disgusting

[Anonymous No.10660138]

>>10656449
random thing I discovered today, Garlic OS* does not like it if there's suddenly a whole bunch of folders added inside of one of the ROMS subfolders, which is going to make adding games for a bunch of these old 80's computers a much bigger pain since the ZIP files I have for them put each game inside it's own little folder, so I'm going to have to do it one at a time

*original version not that new version

[Anonymous No.10660150]

>>10660138
k.

[Anonymous No.10660204]

I always thought modular designs were a grossly under-utilized concept, but to be entirely honest you do not need anything in any device to be modular other than its battery(ies). I fantasized how something could be the perfect device for everybody if it allowed everybody to easily customize it to their preferences. But in practice, all this does is create loose, lost pieces and if any unique modular pieces are made they are exclusively only ever used with one or two pieces of software out of thousands.
What I am now focusing on, is designs like these fucking LeapFrog devices with these insane "switchable" controls and screens, you just flick a switch and it just swaps everything for you in a way that's literally drooling toddler proof, as seen >>10656449 and >>10657804

It just makes devices like the recently announced Sugar Cube retard device with its needlessly useless rotating 1:1.2 screen all the more fucking stupid as fucking fuck, fuck.

[Anonymous No.10660208]

>>10660150
just an interesting quirk I discovered is all, also that it's really weird that the Atari 5200 is a supported system but they forgot to include a system icon for it so by default it just displays text where the symbol will go, meanwhile the VIC20 does have a symbol but they forgot to include a folder for it in the ROMS section

[Anonymous No.10660215]

>>10660204
I never even heard of a "Sugar Cube" outside of literal sugar cubes you feed horses to make them like you which is pointless because horses are one of the most retarded farm animals even beneath cows but anyway, this fucking rotating 1:1.2 ratio screen thing that they are now getting known for is their fourth fucking device and the three before it all come off as awful AI rendered fever dreams from 2022 parodying actual chinkhelds. Just what the fuck are these things and who in the world has ever bought any of them?

[Anonymous No.10660220]

>>10660215
Oh my fucking god

That top left one? Is a Wii U Tablet Hueg shell you put your smart phone into.
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING COMPANY?

[Anonymous No.10660227]

>>10660220
YOUR PHONE DOESN'T EVEN SLIDE INTO IT
YOU HAVE TO UNLOCK A HINGE THAT MAKES A THIRD OF THE DEVICE JUST FLIP UPWARDS
Even the most bootleg shittiest of third party smart phone VR headset devices weren't this bizarrely archaic and...

Holy fucking shit, are the Sugar Cube people literal aliens pretending to fit in as humans?

[Anonymous No.10660234]

>>10660220
This promo image confuses me so fucking much because it looks like they're using a fucking Samsung Galaxy S3 AND wireless charging from the fucking S3 to power the handheld shell.
This is more alien than bad AI.

[Anonymous No.10660238]

>>10659129
>>10659413
>>10660215
BWAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.10660242]

>>10660220
Like when I personally imagined a smart phone case that added physical inputs for gaming, it was literally a form-factor phone case (obviously needing different models for different phones, would be exclusive to a few phone models).
But this fucking Sugar Cube LG Wing knockoff looking monstrosity?
I am genuinely questioning if I am awake right now or in a fucking coma, this is so unreally stupid yet has been a thing for a small time now without me ever seeing it before.

[Anonymous No.10660251]

>>10660220
I will say that the one, ONE pretty smart thing about this design is that it is made to allow for your to play games on your phone in both vertical and horizontal mode, but when playing horizontal/landscape mode you're going to have the face buttons like... X is A, A is B, B is Y, and Y is X. The bottom left face buttons should be rotated 90 degrees.

[Anonymous No.10660257]

>>10658578
Why rich?

>>10659580
I play with my GBA SP often, the Micro doesn't get as much love though.

>>10657774
Based.

[Anonymous No.10660258]

>>10660234
Holy shit that actually does look like an S3.
Why would they use an android phone model that released and was outdated in 2012 for their 2023 promo shots? Just to brag about how universal the case is supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.10660268]

>>10660257
>Why rich?
He's a zoomer who didn't grow up middle class with these devices, so his only understanding of how valuable they are is entirely based on the modern retro bubble markets. "Whoooooa.... anon has this expensive old thing? He must be the same age as me but be super rich to buy it at the modern prices for it!" mentality zoomies have unironically.

[Anonymous No.10660271]

>>10658438
>>IPS screen
True, they add latency and if they aren't 1:1 or 4:1, they also scale badly.
All you really need is a white tab original screen, best screen there is for a GBA and GBA SP.

[Anonymous No.10660273]

>>10657739
I like the idea of nano/micro handhelds, though the smallest one I personally own is the Miyoo Mini. Anything smaller is basic shit like Tamagotchi/Pocket Pikachu devices or 9999-in-1 brick game keychains.
Nothing about the GBA micro appeals to me. I just cannot see how playing games on it in any way would be enjoyable at any level.
I am a little salty that I never got the Mother 3 GBA micro bundle back in the day when I had the chance to but even then I would rather buy a new GBA SP with the even better lighting than the original models (can't remember the actual name but everyone I knew just called it the GBA SP 1.2) than ever waste time with the micro.

Be honest, if you have one or have held one; Is it actually okay to play on or is the screen too small the the device too cramped?

[Anonymous No.10660282]

>>10660273
I pretty much answered that just: >>10660257
For short sessions the Micro is okay, once you focus on the game you won't care much, but if you have a SP, it's a much better experience.

[Anonymous No.10660286]

>>10660215
The Super MP4 (bottom left turquoise monstrosity that looks like an even worse RGB20) was just announced a week ago after the Small Universe rotating screen handheld.

[Anonymous No.10660290]

>>10660282
The SP was definitely my favourite GameBoy out of all the GameBoys.

[Anonymous No.10660298]

What's the standard way of handling multi-disc games for EmulationStation?
Create a folder for the game?
Create a playlist m3u file inside the folder with the discs or outside with the other games?
Should you rename the disc extensions to prevent scraping/scanning?

I'm wondering what works best with scraping and reducing duplicate entries in EmulationStation.

[Anonymous No.10660313]

>>10660220
It's made for this puny thing, that's why.

[Anonymous No.10660336]

>>10660298
I just switch discs in the menu.

[Anonymous No.10660537]

>>10659794
The only toy xhe takes out is shaped like a dog's todger..

[Anonymous No.10660543]

>>10659546
Er, ackhtually he managed to finish Tetris all the way to the final boss with just the analog stick.

[Anonymous No.10660545]

>bought it for $37 on a whim
>goes on sale literally the day after (no warning btw) for $30
I hate this website

[Anonymous No.10660559]

>>10658747
>it sucks but the value DOE
What the fuck is this retard's problem.

[Anonymous No.10660565]

>>10660559
He doesn’t realize that the Trimui Smart Pro is objectively better in almost every way, since he did all the game testing for that thing on the battery-saving mode that lowers performance.

[Anonymous No.10660571]

>>10660545
Its still $30 too expensive .

[Anonymous No.10660587]

>>10660571
$30 for original hardware is a steal. Especially for DS, since there’s still no chinkheld that smoothly emulates that system

[Anonymous No.10660590]

>>10659334
>Miyoo flip
March or April
>Retroid flop 2
Never ever. The next one is a slider with the pro's specs
>V90 sucessor
Lol. Kek-lmao. Powkiddy would have to order it since they didnt make it in the first place.
>x19 with g99
Soon
>Anberclap rg35xxflip
Who knows.

[Anonymous No.10660593]

>>10660590
>a slider
What, like the GPD Win 4 or something? What would be the point of that?

[Anonymous No.10660606]

>>10660587
>>since there’s still no chinkheld that smoothly emulates that system
>GPD Win 2, Max, 3, 4

[Anonymous No.10660609]

>>10660590
How the fuck did the V90 makers make a sturdy clamshell hinge for $30 when Retroid can’t make one for 5x the price? Those engineers should be working at Nintendo, not some literal no-name Chinese sweatshop.

[Anonymous No.10660613]

>>10660545
>DS
Couldn't be less retro if you tried.

[Anonymous No.10660621]

>>10660606
I am not gonna pay $1000 solely to emulate a $150 system that I can still get for $30

[Anonymous No.10660648]

>>10660587
>original hardware
>clone
The best part is you can often buy a real DS for less than $30

[Anonymous No.10660661]

>>10660648
It’s literally an OG fat DS’s internals stuffed into a DS Lite-style casing because fat DSs are ugly and don’t sell. It’s like saying an GBC isn’t original hardware just because it has a custom shell.

[Anon's Knead and Sneed No.10660662]

>>10657568

[Anonymous No.10660667]

>>10660661
>an GBC

[Anon's Knead and Sneed No.10660692]

>>10660273
The micro is great for RPGs

[Anonymous No.10660702]

>>10660590
G99 is disappointing. SD888 would be mighty. I think though, since the RP4 d1100 is that categories' main competitor they might want stronger. G99, It's not insignificantly weaker than a d900.

[Anonymous No.10660707]

rp4fags on suicide watch after this launch

[Anonymous No.10660718]

The RGB30 would be perfect if it weren’t for ArkOS failing to wake up from sleep half of the time I press the power button

[Anonymous No.10660727]

>>10658773
>>10659129
HAHAHahahah garbo

[Anon's Knead and Sneed No.10660752]

>>10660718
It pisses me off so much I'm about to coomtribute to the fucking github project to fix it myself

[Anonymous No.10660778]

>>10660273
>Be honest, if you have one or have held one; Is it actually okay to play on or is the screen too small the the device too cramped?
A friend of mine had one, I played with it a bit. It's not so small that it's unusable but I preferred my SP.

[Anonymous No.10660836]

>>10660545
>R4 card
>$30
...Is this a joke?
I bought a modern one recently two months ago for $6 with shipping. Like $6 Canadian.
What the actual fucking fuck

[Anonymous No.10660841]

>>10660692
Not this shit again. And regardless of this shit;
The game text is smaller than the Start/Select painted text on the device itself. We're not eagles, we're humans with 20/20 vision at best.

[Anonymous No.10660859]

There is a very, very good reason why Tiger electronic handhelds besides the millions of licensed Game&Watch styled handhelds they made, all used 16x16 or 32x32 pixel displays. When your screen is less than two inches in size it is just plain fucking stupid to have anything at higher resolutions. Even the smart wristbands (not smart watches, but the bracelettes like the fitbit with a display) are just redundantly stupid resolution displays for the information they actually are able to register and show. 99% of fitbit smart bands have a screen resolution three-fold more than what's needed and the designers just have pixels occupy nine pixels adjacent to it to upscale lazily.

[Anonymous No.10660893]

>>10660841
You can easily read gbc text on the nano. Pokemon usually only has 2 words per line.

[Anonymous No.10660897]

>>10660841
20/20 is pretty average vision though, around 20/10 would be at best.

[Anonymous No.10660902]

>>10660893
But the main criticism of the post is reading GBA text on a GBAmicro.

[Anonymous No.10660912]

>>10660841
The screen is really sharp and readable though.

[Anonymous No.10660913]

>>10660897
Is 20/20 honestly the actual average when the average person seems to need glasses/contact lenses? Even if it's not until their mid 20s?
There's a reason why nobody fucking plays PS1 titles on the FunkeyS, Q36 Mini, or the infamously bad RG Nano and it has nothing to do with pixels scrunching to fit.

[Anonymous No.10660930]

>>10660913
>the average person seems to need glasses/contact lenses?
Oh neverminded, it's US hours
Sorry, forgot

[Anonymous No.10660936]

>>10660841
Azure Dreams
Cargo
Cryohazard
DBZ Legendary Super Warriors
DQ Monsters 2
Dantes Detour
Dawn Will Come
Deadeus
Decline
Detective Conan: The Legendary Treasure of Strange Rock Island
Feed it souls
Fishing King - Kite's Adventure (Nushi Tsuri)
For Whom The Frog Tolls
Frontiers of the Fallen
Game Boy Wars 1 Turbo
Grandia Parallel Trippers
In the Dark
Legend of the River King
Light seeker
Little Magic
Lufia 3 Legend Returns
Lunar Journey
Mole Mania
Murder Mansion
Oposum Country
Pine Creek
Pokemon Orange
Pokemon Gold 97 Reforged
Pokemon Black White 3 Genesis
Pokémon TCG 1
Pokémon TCG 2
Pokémon TCG Neo
Pokémon TCG Generations
Pokemon Prism
Picross
Resident Evil GB
SMT Devil Children Kuro
Swordbird Song
The Machine
Wizardry 3
Zelda Awakening
Zelda Ages
Zelda Seasons
Shining Force Gaiden FC
SNK vs Capcom card battle

[Anonymous No.10660953]

>>10660692
The micro is good for it's cute appearance and solid construction.
What's it's not good for is playing games of any genre.

[Anonymous No.10660986]

>>10660273
It's nearly impossible to use for more than 10 minutes at a time unless you have great vision. The system is wonderful in all respects except for when you actually go and try to play the damn thing.

If you're really curious, you can open up an emulator on your phone or PC and resize the screen to match the Micro's dimensions.

[Anonymous No.10660987]

>>10660215
>>10660220
>>10660227
>>10660234
i think it looks Kino.

[Anonymous No.10661001]

I loved opendingux handhelds. will we ever get handhelds that run something like that again? or is it just this slideshow slop only?

I want stuff where i can play obk files please.

[Anonymous No.10661018]

>>10660841
>Galaxy S22 Ultra

[Anonymous No.10661051]

>>10660936
>Very first game listed is both a PS1 and GBC title
kek, the confusion

[Anonymous No.10661058]

>>10661018
>Galaxy S22 Ultra
Eh? I'm posting from my desktop and I use (regrettably) a Galaxy Z Flip5.

[Anonymous No.10661060]

Also despite setting it up, I simply do not play video games on the Flip5 when folded. It fucking sucks and is nothing like I thought it would be. Even playing Android games on the outer screen fucking sucks. One of the most expensive mistakes of my life.

[Anonymous No.10661064]

>>10661060
Just look at this fucking shit.
This is how it works. This is it running a GBA game optimally. I would chuck it at a wall if it didn't cost me a $360 down payment and $100 a month for the next year and a half.
Hopefully the Ipega wireless controller I plan to get for it for DS/3DS emulation will make up for the outer screen being useless.

[Anonymous No.10661067]

Soon(tm)

[Anonymous No.10661097]

Keeping in mind that you can't even play GB/GBC titles on the GBAmicro unless you're using a flash cart and convert every GB/GBC rom to a .gba file manually through the fan made converter that isn't accurate with every title, anyone who has a GBAmicro is going to be pretty much exclusively playing GBA games on it.
You can get away with scaling GB/GBC titles down to half the size their original screens had due to their resolutions and simple colours, but GBA titles at this scale could only be a fucking nightmare. Nobody's even playing SNES titles on these screens that are two inches or smaller let alone GBA or PS1.

[Anonymous No.10661115]

>>10661097
I just realized while looking at this image that the RG Nano is literally just the metal "GBC" mod for the GBA SP where fucking faggots buy perfectly working GBA SPs to gut them and put them into a vertical, non-folding shell.
That's all the RG Nano fucking is. A vertislop metal shell version of the FunkeyS.

[Anonymous No.10661291]

>>10661060
>>10661064
i did this too
almost never used the outer screen
youtube made it run hot also

[Anonymous No.10661293]

>>10660692
Admittedly this wasn't a problem for me playing on the Micro as a kid, outside of the fact that that it was not compatible with GBC games and the fact that it was not compatible with the SP's link cables.

[Anonymous No.10661294]

>>10660836
be sure to remove the time bomb
they make custom operating systems for those old flashcards
your mileage may vary

[Anonymous No.10661296]

>>10660953
you technically are not wrong
however if you're replaying an RPG it can be very comfy
the screen is comically small
however ppi is pretty good
especially if you consider it's time of production

[Anonymous No.10661598]

>>10660609
>Retroid flop hinge was shit
>First version of the xd had a shit hinge
>Plus variant needs to be loosened
>X18 before it wqs even the x18 and v90 had good hinges day one depsite one being powkiddy an the other being a no name company.
>>10660702
I can't see powkiddy getting a snapdragon. Even if the 888 would be cheap. Qualcomm had good faith in odin for a reason.

[Anonymous No.10661675]

>Mass reports that rp4p buttons are breaking down not even 2 weeks later
Jeez I'm glad I'm not an early adopter now. Guess I'll stick with my rp3+ for another year and wait for a sale on the rp4.

[Anonymous No.10661793]

>>10661675
>”mass” reports
DdI you get tired of spreading screen rumors?

[Anonymous No.10661838]

>>10661793
They literally put out a statement about it and it’s all over their subreddit and discord

[Anonymous No.10661976]

my rg25xx died on my like 5 months ago. Pretty sure the SD card died on me. ill fix it and play some chill GBA games

[Anonymous No.10661982]

>>10661294
All modern firmware you gotta download for it removes the timebomb anyway.

[Anonymous No.10661985]

>>10657580
what happens if you use a fast charger on it

[Anonymous No.10661986]

>>10661838
>It was on... le Reddit! debunked!
You people really do exist unironically, huh? You Anbernig employees seriously got nothing better to do?

[Anonymous No.10661990]

>>10661985
Find out by plugging any device into a cable that charges faster than it can handle.
You have no idea how many fucking idiots warp or even explode their own main phone's battery by leaving them charging overnight with the wrong cable. Nowadays though most phones will kill the charge so the only potential damage will be to the cable itself when it catches fire.

[Anonymous No.10661992]

>>10661990
Fucking older rechargeable batteries
>The way my 2011 launch 3DS's battery ballooned because for years I would leave it charging on the official charging cable each night so I could play Badge Arcade every morning
>The way my PSP-2000's battery ballooned just for merely existing
I was able to buy bootleg replacements for both which... actually are better than the original batteries in these devices.
I have never had an issue with my GBA SP or original phat DS batteries besides them getting a little weaker with years and holding a little less charge. But the 3DS and PSP-2000's batteries legitimately scared me as if I had just stepped on a landmine and would be dead if I so much as twitched wrong.

The only modern devices I have that concern with is the SF-2000.

[Anonymous No.10661997]

>>10661990
should i buy a better charger or just use my phone charger
i didnt even know dis

[Anonymous No.10662000]

My god is there a single 3DS unit with the launch designs that aren't complete gutter trash today thirteen years later? From the start/select/home switches being covered by a fucking sticker, the top screen scratching caused by the bottom half when closed, the analog slider that snaps off, the buttons' getting sticky and stuck due to the paint, the fucking paint, THE FUCKING PAINT ON THESE THINGS JUST WHY
IT DISSOLVES NATURALLY AFTER TEN YEARS
WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO

[Anonymous No.10662003]

>>10661997
Absolutely never use your phone's charger for these devices unless you want a bomb/house fire. What the absolute fucking fuck? Are people honestly so dumb that they think if something fits it's meant for it? Do you believe any USB-C cable should charge any USB-port just the same? Did you not see the meme video where all of the different shaped pegs and blocks all fit into the square hole even though they are not supposed to all go through the square hole?

Do we need another public service announcement about how you simply do not just put any USB-C cable into any USB-C port just because they fit? Does a small dicked pedo fitting inside of a child make it appropriate? (Full disclosure, I am not accusing anyone of being a pedo, but that's what it is like when you just willy nilly use any USB-C cable with any USB-C port).

[Anonymous No.10662016]

>>10662000
My day one launch 3DS doesn't have any issues outside of its battery bloating and needing replacing. This is what it looks like toda-aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH THE PAINT IS STARTING TO DETERIORATE ON THE HINGE, IT WAS NOT LIKE THIS SIX MONTHS AGO WHEN I LAST USED IT
M-MAYBE THEY'RE JUST MERE SCRATCHES FROM STORAGE

[Anonymous No.10662032]

>>10662016
At least it isn't this I guess.
They used a based plastic and painted the GBA SP and og phat NDS models, only returning to dedicated plastic colours for the DSlite (with your hinge cracking eventually based on the colour plastics used), but at worst you might get the paint wearing down from your hand oils and years and years of constant use.

This issue with the way the 3DS models are all painted with a paint designed to deteriorate after a decade is just another shortcut Nintendo took when originally designing the 3DS. Of course, New 3DS and 2DS models do not have this issue since they use coloured plastic rather than painted plastic, but holy fucking shit does it really look like Nintendo was just taking their core customers for a ride for being early adapters of the 3DS and Wii U, so glad the Wii U bombed the way that it did.

[Anonymous No.10662040]

>>10662032
Prior to the "platinum" silver GameCube the only painted consoles I can think of are the Nintendo Power catalogue golden anniversary systems (I got the golden GameBoy Pocket) and the Ice Blue GameBoy Pocket (which...I honestly wish I had instead of the NP Anniversary gold one, but it released months/weeks afterward and my parents had already gone out of their way to order me the gold one).

[Anonymous No.10662051]

>>10662040
Here it is
Though I retired it when I got my GBC, I used the fuck out of this thing as a child and brought it to school advertising that I played Pokemon and had a home internet connection. Unfortunately at the time, "Pokemon was for babies" and maybe two other kids in the entire school played it.

[Anonymous No.10662078]

>>10657658
Not only will a little child already have their parents' old smart phone, but the device was broken and $2.99 Canadian. At best it would have been used as a literal baby's pacifier.

[Anonymous No.10662083]

>>10656529

[Anonymous No.10662094]

>>10662003
oh, maybe mine stopped turning on because of that or something

how was i supposed to know. Its not like anyone told me. Everything fit just fine. Do i honestly have to check everytime i plug something in that it dosnt blow up or break my thing? I dont even know what type of charger i have, its just something i bought off of amazon. Im not an electrical engineer or anything

[Anonymous No.10662125]

>>10661997
>>10662094
You're fine, ignore the braindead retard here >>10662003
It's fine unless you literally buy the chinkiest chink shit handhelds, phones or chargers, RG's are not one of those

[Anonymous No.10662130]

>>10662094
Just know how your cable handles charges and what your devices can accept. In Canada, we're taught about amperages and oHMs and shit by seventh grade... but I also appreciate that the US does this completely fucktarded process of splitting 7th and 8th grade from elementary into "middle schools" for no good reason whatsofucking ever.

[Anonymous No.10662131]

>>10662125
This is straight up not true and this anon is being an anarchist twat who gets enjoyment by feeding people false information.

[Anonymous No.10662138]

>>10662125
>RG's are not one of those
Aw jeez, could the Anbernig shill who's on the chopping block for the CCP gulag be any more obvious than he is with this shitpost?

[Anonymous No.10662141]

>>10662125
Yo Anbernig, nobody was even suggesting Anbernic handhelds had this issue, but I guess you are required to make some sort of post quota and need to artificially shoehorn Anbernic handhelds into literally any and all discussions as part of your actual job.

[Anonymous No.10662143]

>>10662141
Actually many Anbernic handhelds have this issue because they come with two separate USB-C ports, one for charging and one for direct PC connection. Confusing the two can and will kill your device if your try to charge it through the PC-dedicated-port USB-C. Doesn't make it any better that a lot of Anbernic, and "Game Consoie" handhelds put both their dual-SD card slots side by side but also their two fucking USB-C ports side by side.

[Anonymous No.10662145]

>>10662131
Learn something before shitposting.

>>10662138
I used a 125W laptop charger with mine, never had problems.

>shill
I sold mine, it's shit compared to a proper UMPC handheld.

>>10662141
The post chain literally started with a RG35XX. >>10657580

[Anonymous No.10662148]

>>10662143
now reminded of of the anon who got like six R36S handhelds for his nephews and nieces for Christmas and he glued USBC covers over the connection ports just to prevent the kids from ever accidentally trying to charge the wrong port.

[Anonymous No.10662150]

>>10662143
USB-C charging and USB-C OTG use different pins, you can swap the ports, it just won't charge with the wrong port
Laptops and phones do it too

The cables for OTG aren't important anymore as they were with Micro USB

[Anonymous No.10662159]

>>10662145
Cool story, shill. Show me where in that post the RG35XX H was having the same issue with multiple USB-C ports for various purposes.
You're so fucking illiterate and flailing that I genuinely believe you're pushing this aggressive last attempt here because you're literally on the actual CCP chopping block for your consistent shamfur disprays.

[Anonymous No.10662162]

>>10662150
Depends on the device and whether they compensate for it.
A chink handheld like the R35S or R36S demonstrably do not, and you can fuck the entire device up by trying to charge it with a phone's USB-C charging cable in the wrong USB-C port.

[Anonymous No.10662394]

>>10662162
I would hope most people who own a Game Consoie device will see a charging LCD not light up to indicate the device is charging and will immediately learn to plug it into the other USB-C port, where the charging LCD will come on properly and never make the same mistake again.

[Anonymous No.10662456]

>>10662000
>>10662016
I guess that's the benefit of the 3DS XL being extremely fucking cheap. My o3DS's d-pad had the paint start to chip off in like a year, it was nuts, got lucky being able to sell it on average prices.

>>10662143
That is the case for RGB30 too.

[Anonymous No.10662473]

>>10662094
>Its not like anyone told me.
Hello Gen Z, welcome to the life of a Millennial where any time we asked anything to be explained to us, our literal boomer parents would just half-assedly do it themselves without explaining or teaching anything. Millennials unironically had to adapt and self-teach ourselves so so many things which zoomers were unironically taught they needed to go to specialists for everything because merely changing the battery on your smart phone could set off a nuclear reaction on par with Hiroshima.

[Anonymous No.10662475]

>"RG" devices
Aw jeez (arr Gee'z)

[Anonymous No.10662495]

>>10662473
Yeah but we also were the first to have real access to the internet. Personally I learned a shitload from youtube vids and random forum threads before reddit became a thing.

>>10662094
Somehow I knew about it before I bought mine. I came across the information many time while seeking out reviews and whatnot. Do your research next time. Especially with chinkshit.

[Anonymous No.10662507]

I was gonna discuss something about circular d-pads with my recent purchase of a phat Genesis controller to replace my og slimmer controller and this Bandai Namco themed plug-and-play ATGames controller that I got recently but I cannot remember what it was.
A proper + shaped d-pad trumps these circular d-pads any day tho. Even for fighting gaems.
WHICH MAKES THE A1 UNICORN'S DISC ON A RESTRICTED STICK ON A DISC D-PAD ALL THE MORE FUCKING
FUCKING
SO FUCKING STUPID REEEEE

[Anonymous No.10662512]

>>10662456
>That is the case for RGB30 too.
Phone charger fuckups are normal for alot of linux handhelds in general. I don't know the state of android chinkhelds, but I'm assuming it's not much of a problem?>>10662507
Dont worry anon. They'll get it right next time but fuck up the face buttons and use sliders instead of sticks

[Anonymous No.10662513]

Anybody still using their rinky dink rp3+?
It does everything I need it to do

[Anonymous No.10662517]

>>10662507
I'm used to my Sega Genesis controllers having this shape and form factor, for this phatter one just has this massive travel distance across all three face buttons and no comfortable placement for your ring and pinky fingers no matter how I try to hold the thing.
The ATGames white and orange plug-and-play controller is unironically better all around, from its circular d-pad to its six face buttons and how they press. And it does feel like the ATGames plug-n'-lay controller is that Xbox 360 disc on a stick on a disc design but done competently. I just do not understand what the fuck "ZPG" was thinking with their circular d-pad design on the A1 Unicorn.

[Anonymous No.10662525]

>>10662517
Even Anbernic's RG-Arc handhelds use this better six button format than the shitty original Genesis controller's three massive face buttons, and looks to use a similar circular d-pad as well.
Did anyone actually like this original three-face button Genesis controller, or was it the "Duke" of Xbox controllers where everyone preferred the S controller or third party controllers over the original huge shit?

[Anonymous No.10662532]

>>10662513
>RP3+
>"rinky dink"
I mean the Start and Select buttons have a dumb placement but that was THE sub<$100 USD chinkheld of 2023.

[Anonymous No.10662590]

>>10662532
It was $150.

[Anonymous No.10662624]

Not sure if this is the right thread but does anyone know if I can get a Powkiddy X55 at a real IRL store in Toronto downtown? I'll be going to a trip in a couple months and I don't know if I want to use Amazon to buy it...

[Anonymous No.10662745]

>>10662624
Hell no these chink devices aren't even legal with the roms they come with

[Anonymous No.10662775]

>>10661001
rg350m and rg3xx are the peak of this OS

[Anonymous No.10662882]

>>10662745
My fucking dude, Walmart and Target and Best Buy sell chinkhelds, just of specific brands.
Every thrift store in North America has the basic bitch famiclone for $15-20 and brings them to every convention.
You go to a specialty shop for nerds/gaming or even a thrift store in Canada's major city, they're going to have these devices, even if second-hand. Who are you fucking kidding, kiddo? You're obviously too young to go shopping without a parent, let alone glancing at your local Facebook Marketplace.

[Anonymous No.10663229]

I plugged my speed charger into my 2s and now it wont turn on

[Anonymous No.10663254]

>>10662775
if thats the peak then i will never be on board

[Anonymous No.10663305]

>>10662495
this is killing my brain, is just my normal charger ok

[Anonymous No.10663312]

>>10663305
5v2a USB-A chargers. Read the chinkheld's documentation.

[Anonymous No.10663317]

Who is the Miyoo Mini even for at this point?
>equal in price to the RG35XX
>weaker
>doesn't even have a GPU, so no shaders, and the screen doesn't properly scale to any system, so you need BL filtering on every game smearing all the pixels
>worse build quality
I don't get why people still buy these things over stuff like an RG35XX or a Trimui Smart

[Anonymous No.10663320]

>>10663317
i really liked the 35xx cuz it was pretty big and it didnt have any retarded analog sticks

[Anonymous No.10663329]

>>10663312
give it to me straight anon, am i a fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.10663342]

>>10663317
>>worse build quality
*notices your dpad* OwO whats this

[Anonymous No.10663348]

>>10662513
RP3+ > RP4
they need to revise the RP4 and put as much love into it as the RP3+ so it doesnt come out a faulty piece of shit that you have to fix yourself or send back to china and wait for 6 months

[Anonymous No.10663359]

>>10663348
That's what I feared. Glad my decision was vindicated

[Anonymous No.10663362]

>>10663348
>RP3+ > RP4
The button placement alone makes the 4 better.
>but the fan and battery life
Okay but if you're comparing it to the 3+, then just keeping it on Standard/Fan Off is still leagues above the 3+

[Anonymous No.10663368]

>>10663362
im referring to all of the defects its shipping with
they should have hammered all of this shit out with how much experience they have in manufacturing now

[Anonymous No.10663379]

What's the most retarded not-official handheld? My vote is the RG Nano.

[Anonymous No.10663387]

>>10663379

[Anonymous No.10663406]

>>10662000
Damn. My X and Y 3ds XL is still in good shape despite heavy use over the years. I guess they worked out the kinks.

[Anonymous No.10663417]

>>10663317
They're ignorant, it's that simple. Miyoo is about to start eating shit with all the new handhelds at or below their price point, or old ones that have dropped to it.

Miyoo had a good run. They instantly sold out the MM when it first released for what? $40-45? and have been selling for $55-60 since.

[Anonymous No.10663425]

>>10657517
What the fuck? There’s no full-screen scaling option? I’ve been wanting to buy a 3DS for a while now despite their insane price but if this is how you have to play DS games on it then maybe it’d be better not to.

[Anonymous No.10663437]

>>10663329
>chink quick charger
>up to 12v
yeah

[Anonymous No.10663508]

if you guys are that worried about fast charging just use a surge protector with usb or use your pc/console to charge it. If it doesn't fast charge your phone, it should be safe. Better then trying the lottery for slow phone chargers in 2024.

[Anonymous No.10663545]

>>10663425
You CAN play full screen but it looks so fucking awful that shrinking it to native resolution is preferred.

[Anonymous No.10663572]

Just bought a TSP for GBA. Any advice when it comes to setting it up?

[Anonymous No.10663591]

>>10663572
>Open Source Linux

[Anonymous No.10663602]

>>10663329
Pretty sure the rg35xx is only rated for 3v which is less than the smallest voltage on that charger. And thats assuming it even correctly use the negotiation standard and it doesnt just wind up sending 12v to your device

[Anonymous No.10663606]

>>10661793
I mean Retroid has acknowledged it and is sending out replacements for free. If it wasn't widespread they'd sleep on it.

[Anonymous No.10663662]

>>10659129
I hate asymmetrical sticks so much. Pass and I play my P3+ almost daily.

[Anonymous No.10663882]

>>10662882
please show me what store carries anything anbernic, powkiddy, miyoo, retroid. fucking retard. do you go out to shop or order everything to your little neckbeard basement?

[Anon's Knead and Sneed No.10663898]

>>10663508
>>10663437
>>10663329
>>10663312
>>10663229
>>10662512
>>10662456
>>10662394


You guys are being retards, a device only pulls what it needs. The power supply doesn't "push" electricity, the device "pulls" it.

That's why you can only get shocked if you're grounded (baring extreme situations like a high voltage powerline)

Look at it this way, do you get shocked if you touch a usb c connector? No? Why not? Because nothing is drawing power. Fast chargers/laptop chargers aren't blindly sending out 100W at 4 amps. You'd get shocked just by touching the tip if they did.

[Anonymous No.10663902]

>>10663898
A device only pulls what it needs WHEN IT IS PROPERLY DESIGNED.

[Anonymous No.10663910]

>>10663902
Yeah, and nothing made my Miyoo, Ambernic, or powkiddy is so poorly designed as to have that flaw.

Only the cheapest, most bottom of the barrel famiclones and 9000 in 1 LCD games have that issue, usually because they took a design that used batteries and converted it to use a crappy all in one lithium battery/charger, so it expects the perfect voltage (3v, 2A, but the volts don't matter as much as amps)

Think about it, a AA battery sends out how many amps? TWO. How many amps did you say those cheap devices need???

>>10663312
>5v2a USB-A chargers

OH my gosh, we used deductive reasoning, look at us learning something today.

Literally not ONE of the devices talked about in this thread would have that problem. NONE of them.

[Anonymous No.10663917]

>>10663910
I've heard of at least 3 idiots who killed their chinkhelds with fast chargers.

[Anonymous No.10663921]

>>10663917
That's nice, I've heard of at least 3 idiots that cured cancer with weed and fruit juice, that doesn't make it true.
What part of what I said was untrue?

[Anonymous No.10663926]

>>10663921
>Yeah, and nothing made my Miyoo, Ambernic, or powkiddy is so poorly designed as to have that flaw.

[Anonymous No.10663935]

>>10662003
No,no. It's age divided by 2 = max dick length.

[Anonymous No.10663956]

I'm sorry if this question has been asked a million times, but what Dolphin build and settings do you guys use for the Retroid 4+? I've tried the included Dolphin/for Handheld installations plus MMJR and MMJR2 but I can't really nail down which gives the best performance without resorting to major resolution compromises.

[Anonymous No.10663992]

>>10662507
Fags are dangerous in packs...

[Anonymous No.10663995]

>>10663572
The steps are the same with all chinkhelds
- buy a proper SD card (samsung/sandisk)
- flash CFW of your choice on it
If all you care about is gba i'd recommend
https://github.com/shauninman/MinUI

[Anonymous No.10664056]

>>10663926
Yes.

[Anonymous No.10664142]

>>10663910
So why was my Miyoo Mini so fucking flawed?

[Anonymous No.10664149]

>>10663910
>>10663921
Hot damn, a person couldn't come off any more as an irate Redditor feverishly defending their most recent regretful purchase like you do. What chinkheld did you blindly buy and what are the issues you're having with it?

[Anonymous No.10664159]

>>10663898
you know i really dont wanna worry about this so i just bought a low power charger with the specs that that one anon said. but i know this dosnt make me a retard. I didnt even know this was a thing

[Anonymous No.10664165]

>>10663910
>OH my gosh, we used deductive reasoning, look at us learning something today.
>Literally not ONE of the devices talked about in this thread would have that problem. NONE of them
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
YOU RETARDS ARE MAKING ME WASTE MY MONEY

[Anonymous No.10664175]

a second fast charger just hit the world trade center

[Anonymous No.10664194]

>>10664142
You probably need a new sd card, but you're too stupid to follow the very simple instructions to flash an image using very easy to use software.

And ironically, you probably need a more powerful usb wall plug, because most of these devices won't charge on 2A and 5V. They NEED the fast chargers.

You're welcome btw for fixing it once you do what I said, sorry you're a retard.

[Anonymous No.10664221]

>>10664194
What does the SD card have to do with the battery, you illiterate fucking blowhard?

[Anonymous No.10664240]

>>10664221
Because the device won't boot with a corrupt SD card, and china man sends you *literally* pre-corrupted sd cards because they're chinese turbo-jews.

Just try it and report back

Here, I'll hold your hand. Hold the power button for 10 seconds. Do it again. If it doesn't turn on, flash a new sd card, preferably a name brand one, cycle the power again. If it doesn't work again, charge it with a name brand wall plug, preferably a high quality one, maybe a switch power adapter if you have access to one.

Cycle the power again.

I'm helping you because I'm better than you.

[Anonymous No.10664246]

>>10664240
We know about SD cards, Redditman.

[Anonymous No.10664251]

>>10664246
Yet you're the one with a broken handheld

[Anonymous No.10664258]

>>10664251
It literally arrived broken and Miyoo gave me a partial refund for it. Like it was physically molded so poorly the L1 button was basically embedded into the shell and the battery started melting the back battery case.

[Anonymous No.10664262]

>>10664258
Do you still have it? Show me the melted battery, show me the name brand sd card.

[Anonymous No.10664263]

>>10664258
But these are obviously SD card issues. (:

[Anonymous No.10664269]

>>10664262
It was FUBAR and sold on Marketplace to another Miyoo Mini owner who needed parts to fix his shitty Miyoo Mini.

[Anonymous No.10664270]

>>10664258
Doesn't look melted to me

[Anonymous No.10664273]

>>10664270
That's a shot of it when it arrived for me to get a refund request through Aliexpress. Battery melted upon about thirty hours of playing PS1 titles on it. I'm not going all night about how wrong you are, dude.

[Anonymous No.10664278]

>"mIyOo Is QuAlItY!1"

[Anonymous No.10664282]

>>10664273
Doesn't look melted, I bet the dude you sold it too put a new sd card in it and charged it with a non-nigger-walmart usb and it booted right up

[Anonymous No.10664286]

Today I will remind them.

[Anonymous No.10664289]

>>10664286
>Exclusively buys product second hand
>Claims to be a loyal customer

[Anonymous No.10664292]

>>10664282
That. Is a shot of it. When it arrived.
The battery melted. Later. After using it for thirty hours.

[Anonymous No.10664295]

>>10664292
Pics or it didn't happen faggot

[Anonymous No.10664298]

What does /hhg/ think of the Steam Deck?

[Anonymous No.10664301]

>>10664295
Okay let me contact the buyer from three months ago and ask him to re-assemble it to take photos of it.

[Anonymous No.10664303]

>>10664298
When it launched it was cool, a bit too big though.
Smaller handhelds with better performance exist now.

[Anonymous No.10664315]

Jesus, the dumb arguments from people trying to be /g/ but have no idea how USB works.

>>10663898
>>10663910
At least this guy knows his shit.

[Anonymous No.10664316]

>>10664301
You must have take photos of it to sell it, no? Your story isn't adding up

[Anonymous No.10664320]

>>10664298
Big-ass brick made for poorfags. Meanwhile, us TrimuiCHADs invest in TRUE peak hardware

[Anonymous No.10664324]

>>10662159
>literally call a device shit and don't recommend it
>still get called shill for pointing out misinformation
I could call you names for being this retarded but you're too much of a faggot to even understand that

[Anonymous No.10664328]

>>10664324
Nobody's buying the RG Nano.

[Anonymous No.10664336]

Damn, it’s only $42 now? I’m almost tempted to get one just as a keychain. Maybe I’ll put Pokemon Crystal Legacy on it or something.

[Anonymous No.10664341]

>>10664149
It's funny that this is your conclusion of anon's posts trying to explain this shit.
Must be hard being so dumb that you can't even comprehend being wrong yourself and automatically make up some scenario that makes sense to you.

[Anonymous No.10664368]

>>10664324
>>10664336
>>10664341
You realize your parents gets sent to the gulag too, right? Or is this all some impotent revenge against them?

[Anonymous No.10664371]

>>10664194
>And ironically, you probably need a more powerful usb wall plug, because most of these devices won't charge on 2A and 5V. They NEED the fast chargers.

[Anonymous No.10664374]

I got a couple RG35XX's for my nieces and put MinUI on them to keep it dead simple for children and I thought they were pretty nice devices, not sure what all the hate on them is about. I got them on black friday for $35 each too

Personally I use a RGB30 for retro stuff (although I have a DSI XL [with flashcart], new 3DS XL [custom firmware], and PS Vita [custom firmware] for those handhelds that don't emulate well)

PSP looks good enough on Vita, so my PSP-2000 is in a drawer somewhere.

>>10664336
For that price you could get the trimui model s instead, it's the same form factor as the GBA micro, but less thick

[Anonymous No.10664378]

>>10664374

[Anonymous No.10664392]

>>10664374
He genuinely has no interest in buying an RG Nano. He's trolling with BPD.

[Anonymous No.10664397]

>>10664336
This is even less purple than the Miyoo Mini Plus.

[Anonymous No.10664403]

>>10664336
>>10664341
On a timeout and can't respond? :(

[Anonymous No.10664427]

I wish someone would make a 4:3 handheld that's 720 x 540, so you could get perfect 3x integer scaling for gba (720 x 480), but without all the wasted space like the RGB30 has

[Anonymous No.10664529]

>>10664427
you are wishing for a Chinese handheld knock off device to be "good"
a pipe dream anon

[Anonymous No.10664530]

>>10664142
>fell for the meme
first time?

[Anonymous No.10664578]

>Watching someone do a GBA MOD
>IPS display
>LEDs
>Battery mod
AHAHHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.10664579]

>>10663882
>Shops dont sell sneedyoo powniggy retarded devices means they dont sell chinkshit at all
Genius brah.
>>10663898
Damn, these anbernigga employees are more crazed than I remember.
>>10664529
Shatup. X28 was THIS close.

[Anonymous No.10664648]

found my old GBA and the only cartridge I have left (Golden Sun).

It turns on, plays the sound, shows the "Game Boy" text, and then just goes blank. Is my GBA bricked or is this something wrong with this cartridge?

[Anonymous No.10664670]

>>10664648
Could be cartridge.
Could be you need to clean the contacts of both the gba and cart.

[Anonymous No.10664693]

>>10664578
>user was banned for this post
>>10664378
abomination vs usable cute novelty gba

[Anonymous No.10664695]

>>10664693
no, only if you laugh at chinkhelds to you get v& anon get up to speed faggot
>>10663606
you bought landfill garbage

[Anonymous No.10664714]

>>10656449
Does anyone here have experience selling modded Gameboys? Is there a market for that on eBay or do pre-modded systems barely move?

[Anonymous No.10664716]

>>10661115
You've heard of removing the hinge from the handheld.

But how 'bout...

REMOVING THE WHOLE HANDHELD FROM THE HANDHELD?

[Anonymous No.10664717]

>>10658581
I bet women have collapsed from dehydration from the amount of arousal fluid gushing from their pussies after you pull this badboy out of your fanny pack.

[Anonymous No.10664720]

>>10664374
>not sure what all the hate on them is about
Garbage d-pad. Won't matter to kids but most people here aren't buying devices for kids.

[Anonymous No.10664724]

>>10664717
I live in Japan I get some interested looks.

Remember a Gyaru woman in heels and a mini skirt was on the Hankyu line playing Pokemon Scarlet on her switch.

[Anonymous No.10664725]

>>10664286
>still falling for this bait post

[Anonymous No.10664727]

>>10664717
Women unironically love Pokemon.

[Anonymous No.10664741]

>>10664693
>user was banned for this post
Why? All of those are shit mods.
>IPS
Shit because it's not the same resolution and you lose the pixel effects, though you can turn on a 'filter' but it looks just shit. Why would you fucking upgrade a devices screen to a resolution it wasn't made for. Paired with the horrible input lag and ghosting it looks shit.
>LEDs
Lmao don't have to explain this one
>Rechargeable battery
Absolute shit, the capacity is 1700mah which is shit, people only buy these because they think AA batteries are terrible. You could get a pait of eneloop pros with 2500mah minimum guaranteed and game for over twice the amount of time.

[Anonymous No.10664745]

>>10664695
>no, only if you laugh at chinkhelds to you get [Kektendo headcanon]
>Landfill garbage
He didnt post the og3ds or the gameboi micro.

[Anonymous No.10664762]

>>10664745
I have come to know the jannies quite well

[Anonymous No.10664771]

>>10664762
That's not the same for being banned posting powkiddy copypasta's and baby goat porn.

[Anonymous No.10664780]

>>10664727
this
>>10664762
kekked

[Anonymous No.10664781]

>>10664716
its still a handheld because.... it JUST IS OK?!

[Anonymous No.10664794]

>>10664724
You should dress like a cowboy, wear an American flag like a cape, and shove a pair of boot socks in your crotch.
Walk up to a girl, firmly place your hand on the wall directly behind her shoulder, and in a breathy and suave whisper say “I have a fat White American penis” like it’s a French pick up line as you make direct eye contact the entire time.

This is the only advice I’m going to give you.

[Anonymous No.10664796]

>>10664794
Im not going to dress up like you anon.

[Anonymous No.10664872]

>>10664745
I guess that's my queue huh

[Anonymous No.10664954]

>>10663898
>>10663910
The point is that it's a $5 no-name chinese quick charger. It should not be trusted with any device.

[Anonymous No.10665069]

>They keep announcing new handhelds without releasing any of them

[Anonymous No.10665181]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-_yctPNTC0
He has saved us.

[Anonymous No.10665236]

Why is it so small

[Anonymous No.10665271]

>>10665236
You have the size of that thing since more than a year ago, you already know how small it is

[Anonymous No.10665284]

>>10665236
So you can destroy the sticks in your pocket.

[Anonymous No.10665321]

>>10665284
Hall effects are indestructible.

[Anonymous No.10665326]

>>10665321
Good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.10665332]

>>10662525
>Did anyone actually like this original three-face button Genesis controller
Yes, it was pure kino. I'll still bust it out and play with it when I want to press those fuckhuge buttons and bigboy ergonmics. I do still prefer the 6-button one overall as someone who prefers something less hand-filling + the softer plastic d-pad.

[Anonymous No.10665335]

>>10665236
Its vita sized.

[Anonymous No.10665404]

This was a pretty kino PS2 test segment since he actually knew a bunch of key moments in game to test as well as what settings to apply. It's almost like he actually plays games on his handhelds.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsspp4ZMSEg&t=2016

[Anonymous No.10665434]

Got a 3 week work trip coming up and I'm thinking about bringing along a retro handheld. I'm sure the conversation here is extensive, but what experiences do you guys have with them? Are there consensus best options? Is it even worth it? I've got a switch and a jailbroken vita but I actually like the vertical design better.

[Anonymous No.10665439]

So have we have discussed how anbernig fucked themselves in the ass with the pricing of the RG 556 yet?

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256806348218009.html

[Anonymous No.10665446]

>>10665434
kys vertislopper.

[Anonymous No.10665459]

>>10665434
Breed yourself vertichad

[Anonymous No.10665473]

The fucking GC has no games what the fuck, what do you niggers actually play there? the zelda, mario and DK games and that's it? legit question since I was browsing my rom collection and noticed I have literally little to no games for the GC

[Anonymous No.10665483]

>>10665439
The only thing its got going for it is size and oled
Its not even as good as the rp4 pro.
Brother Zhou failed, buttholes are not destroyed

[Anonymous No.10665506]

>>10665483
Powerwise it's competing with the non-pro RP4 yet is $25 more expensive ($35 after pre-sale price ends) despite dramatically worse controls and dramatically worse color options. I understand the OLED is a nice draw, but they should've been realistic about the control and color disadvantage considering they have the same power.

[Anonymous No.10665507]

>>10665434
Vertical chinkhelds kinda suck, they're underpowered, shoulder buttons are less than ideal and d-pads are terrible in general. The one vertical with a decent chip is comically oversized and has such a cheap chinese look to it. I'd suggest the RP2S, best value and most well-rounded one. Keep in mind those require some setting up, so prepare in advance.

>>10665473
Yeah, except the GC Zeldas are awful. Halo at home: Metroid Prime, Smash, F-Zero, Super Monkey Ball are the obvious ones. Keep meaning to try Gotcha Force and Cubivore, they look fun.

[Anonymous No.10665517]

>>10665506
Anbernic prices are always stupid and I hate that people keep letting them get away with it.
They're still charging out the ass for the weak rokchip devices

[Anonymous No.10665524]

>>10665507
>Metroid Prime, Smash, F-Zero, Super Monkey Ball are the obvious ones
Yeah, also have those but since they are the most popular I grant them for given
>Gotcha Force and Cubivore
Alright, I'll give them a try

[Anonymous No.10665528]

>>10665404
>$200
>5" screen/small
>ARM
This is getting pretty close to x86 portables and used phones, no?

[Anonymous No.10665532]

>>10665524
I was gonna bring up Rogue Squadron, but those are some of the hardest ones to emulate IIRC.

[Anonymous No.10665535]

>>10665236
Yeah I saw that thread on reddit too. Dude said he has big sasquatch hands.

>>10665434
For verticals I like the RG35XX plus. The back buttons are shaped better and it runs everything you'd want such a device to run. I hear good things about the miyoo mini plus but I dont have one.

>>10665473
I didn't have one but the friend I had back then most just used his for zelda, mario, dk, sonic, and custom robo.

[Anonymous No.10665557]

>>10665528
The sub-Deck-price x86 portables actually get massacred by this in terms of PS2 emulation performance believe it or not. Also kills them all in controls aside from the Loki Zero. The main draw here tho imo is the small size/weight. My old boomer eyes are shit now so I can't do it anymore, but if they weren't I'd be all over this.

[Anonymous No.10665559]

>>10665507
Thanks for the input. It's not a deal killer really. I was looking at this ANBERNIC RG35XX H it's horizontal but seems pretty inclusive for 60 bucks.

[Anonymous No.10665594]

>>10665559
2S is a bit more premium for a little more assuming you get no taxes, but that should be fine too. Consider stepping up if you'd like Dreamcast and more stable N64.

[Anonymous No.10665635]

>>10665559
I have an H and it runs fine. Most dreamcast and N64 games run perfectly fine with a little tinkering. Lots of opinions online from people that don't own one say it runs like shit. The only problem I've run into was in Sonic Adventure 1 for whatever reason vehicles like cars or eggman sound like a jet engine. I've run most of the popular n64 games and dreamcast games without much issue. I didn't really bother with PSP emulation because I'm not interested in its library.

Having said that >>10665594 is right in that that retroid 2s is a bit better for a bit more money. It's an android device so it takes more effort to set up but it runs everything real well.

I have both but lately have been using the XXH more because it is easier to pocket comfortably and I've been traveling a lot so I like to hook up the XX-H to hotel TVs and use a bluetooth controller when I can. I mostly play SNES, Genesis, gba, and psx games and it runs all these perfectly.

[Anonymous No.10665657]

>>10665404
Barely runs ps2. Get an odin 2 instead.

[Anonymous No.10665665]

>>10665635
Sounds good. I ordered the H, and I'll probably just end up playing FFT or Advance Wars but I'd like to branch out a bit.

[Anonymous No.10665669]

>>10665657
Doesn't run Xbox and PS3. Get a Steam Deck instead.

[Anonymous No.10665731]

>>10665665
Tactics Ogre is worth a look. So are the Fire Emblem games if you enjoy these types. Shining Force is a fun gem on the genesis that is similar to fire emblem/FFT.

I don't often use the sleep function on the H. When I got it the sleep mode would drain the battery rapidly but they have since updated the firmware to apparently fix it. Custom firmware isn't mature yet but it'll get there and will only improve the device. Batocera just added a sleep mode but I have not used that OS.

[Anonymous No.10665868]

>>10664762
deserved

[Anonymous No.10665885]

>>10665557
Still gonna wait for Win 4 to hit 3rd party retailers.
Still best size/price/performance combo there is.

>inb4 expensive
It's also performant and still under a 1000 bucks. Specially if you upgrade the SSD yourself.

[Anonymous No.10665889]

>>10665669
>Bulky and big
>Underperforming, outdated
>Overpriced for the hardware
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.10665892]

>>10665889
But enough about the Odin 2.

[Anonymous No.10665903]

>>10665731
I hate being spoiled by the Vita, it's sleep mode is unreal, the DSi is a close second, followed by the 3DS.

But these chink-helds sleep modes need work badly, they burn 30% or more in 12 hours, and basically die in 2 days.

To any Changs reading this, here's what the people want:
- 4:3 or 16:9 aspect ratios that are an integer multiple of the OG hardware we want to emulate. 2x or 3x the SNES, or the PSP in the case of 16:9 (OLED is a meme and yellows over time, just use a middle of the road IPS screen)
- a sleep mode that only eats 5% of the battery a day, don't act like this is a software problem, the hardware needs to be built for a good sleepmode.
- hall effect analog sticks
- If you're going to cheap out on the silicon membrane d-pads and buttons, at least use clicky buttons like the original ds, ideally though I'd prefer something like the snes controller with the little ball in the middle of the bottom of the d-pad(pic related)

Do all that and you have a device that will compete with 1st party consoles. Otherwise I'd just rather use my PS Vita and DSi XL into perpetuity because at least their sleep modes don't suck donkey nuts.

[Anonymous No.10665912]

>>10665669
This, but sincerely. $300 for ARM is retarded.

>>10665903
>- a sleep mode that only eats 5% of the battery a day, don't act like this is a software problem, the hardware needs to be built for a good sleepmode.
It is, Android manages fine.

[Anonymous No.10665917]

>>10665731
I haven't touched shining force in forever...that's a good rec. Recently played TO:Reborn and really liked it after not playing LUCT for like a decade. The shitty sleep mode is a bit o a letdown, but I generally travel with 1 or 2 decent capacity power banks so I should manage. If it gets me through the flight to and from hawaii even if I need to drain all mobile charging I have it'll be worth the price of admission and then some. I don't have anything I'm dying to play on switch, and my joycons are kinda fucked anyway.

[Anonymous No.10665919]

>>10665434
what exactly do you want to play?

[Anonymous No.10665927]

IT'S UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-_yctPNTC0
>>10665885
The Win 4 looks cool as fuck, but yeah it's pricey. I'm also worried about support if something breaks at that price + worried about weight distribution. It's like 600g despite being far smaller than the Deck. I had a Win 600 that was between the two in size and 490g, but it felt heavier in my hands than the Deck despite being around 170g lighter in reality. I'm worried about something like that happening again, which there was a place we could go to get hands-on with these pricier handheld PCs before buying.

[Anonymous No.10665930]

>>10665912
It's related to the hardware kernel, which means the hobbiests working on custom firmware have a shitty time making any changes without potentially bricking the systems.

[Anonymous No.10665934]

>>10665927
*wish there was a place

[Anonymous No.10665941]

>>10665927
is this really how it works?

[Anonymous No.10665954]

>>10665917
Battery life is great on my H. I get around 7ish hours if I play psx/n64/dreamcast and around 9ish hours if I stick to 2d systems.

[Anonymous No.10665973]

>>10665941
At least the dpad is shoved in a bit.

[Anonymous No.10665991]

>>10665919
4th and 5th gen RPGs are my go to most of the time. The only games I don't get into are fighters and shoot em ups.
>>10665954
That's like almost double what I was expecting. Do you run custom settings or was that out of the box?

[Anonymous No.10666008]

I don't smoke or drink bourbon
I just want to rock my turban
And play Simpsons hit and run
What device should I get?

[Anonymous No.10666016]

>>10665991
Pretty much out of the box. I think I turned brightness from default 4 to like 3 or something but I doubt that matters much.

Now I have been warned that some people experience boot problems if they ever drain their battery completely. I have not had this issue but from what I've read you can fix it by unplugging the battery for like 60 seconds and reconnecting it. Something to be aware of if it happens to you.

[Anonymous No.10666051]

>>10666008
>Simpsons hit and run
Retroid Pocket 2S or 3+ probably your best bet. You'll want the GC version and look up guides if you're new to these. (Retroid's newest device is stronger but I've heard it has screen problems.)

[Anonymous No.10666072]

>>10665473
Play Viewtiful Joe bitch boy.

[Anonymous No.10666086]

>>10656449
If I factory reset my RP2S will it be back to the way it was when I bought it or will it reset to some weird stock phone os without all the custom retroid shit built into it?

[Anonymous No.10666102]

>>10666086
The exact way it was when you bought it, so it'll go to the same configuration wizard that asks if you want to set up Retroid Launcher.

[Anonymous No.10666105]

SNEED

[Anonymous No.10666106]

>>10666102
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.10666132]

Will it be good?

[Anonymous No.10666157]

>>10666132
Slick lookin basterd

[Anonymous No.10666168]

>>10666132
Just look at this an then think how much your average chinkheld heats up emulating high systems (which is one of the main selling points of this one), it looks rad sure but, come on

[Anonymous No.10666187]

>>10665669
>Doesn't run Xbox and PS3
The steam deck runs those about as well as the rp2s runs switch games

[Anonymous No.10666186]

I really hope we get some other android ports of N64 games so I don't have to deal with the fucking emulator

[Anonymous No.10666221]

>>10666016
Nice, I read it was around 5 hours which is fine, but hearing it's probably a bit better is awesome. Hope it gets here on time so I can leave my switch at home.

[Anonymous No.10666229]

>>10666086
There's an option to factory reset in handheld settings, I assume that's the one you want rather than stock android's (though in theory they should be the same). Report back with results please, I'd like to know.

>>10666132
Is that glass? Fuck that, imagine the fingerprinting.

>>10666187
Not even remotely true.

[Anonymous No.10666231]

>>10665669 #
>Doesn't run Xbox and PS3
The steam deck runs those about as well as the rp4 pro runs switch games

[Anonymous No.10666241]

>>10666231
Also not true. Not a single non-indieshit Switch game you'd be able to run several times its native framerate like you can with Demon's Souls.

[Anonymous No.10666267]

>>10666132
Not my cup of tea but I respect it.
>>10666168
The Pocket Air didn't have any issues with heat and this is barely any smaller. They also have tons of heat handling experience with all their x86 handhelds that obviously get a lot hotter. I'm pretty sure it'll be fine.
>>10666187
You are dumb as fuck.

[Anonymous No.10666271]

>>10666229
>Report back with results please, I'd like to know.
Yeah just go to settings > system > delete data (factory reset) or something along those lines. It restarted and brought up the original Retroid wizard like the anon said.

[Anonymous No.10666275]

>>10666241
The other day I was emulating the PS3 version of Tekken 6 at 6w with zero framedip. Shit was incredible. Had to bump it to 7 for the scenario mode.

[Anonymous No.10666301]

>>10666157
Good morning sir

[Anonymous No.10666319]

>>10665941
Is that Ishtar wallpaper exclusive to Anbernic?

[Anonymous No.10666332]

>>10666319
Doesn't look like it.

[Anonymous No.10666349]

>>10666271
Cool, thanks.

[Anonymous No.10666358]

I have a feeling the RG556 has a T820 because that's what they predicted Retroid would go with on the RP4. The D1100 probably spooked the shit out of them.

[Anonymous No.10666360]

>>10666358
It's confirmed a T820, yeah. It's actually a good chip.

[Anonymous No.10666371]

>>10666360
Yeah it's around D900 levels which matches the non-pro RP4 and it'll probably be a decent handheld. I'm just saying they probably did not expect an RP4 Pro with a more powerful chip at all. I bet they're are scurrying to release something with equivalent power now.

[Anonymous No.10666376]

Why would you ever make a transparent shell when you have illuminated sticks, that looks like those cheap ass Rock Candy third party controllers.
And I'm the guy who loves atomic purple.

[Anonymous No.10666386]

>>10666371
>I bet they're are scurrying to release something with equivalent power now.
Brother Zhou is making the RG566
(RK3566)

[Anonymous No.10666387]

>>10666376
Real atomic purple or fake atomic purple?

[Anonymous No.10666405]

>>10666387
Fake, real atomic purple is gay.

[Anonymous No.10666470]

>>10666376
I fucking loved those controllers. I had an Afterglow controller for my 360 and used it on my pc for years and years after selling my Xbox

[Anonymous No.10666476]

>>10666470
I got an afterglow PS3 one and it's great. The stick caps are interchangable with real dualshock caps too so I swapped em out, I prefer em to my real dualshock

[Anonymous No.10666479]

>>10666358
I feel like they went with it just to be different. Its also more modern than the d1100 but idk if that will matter at all.

[Anonymous No.10666572]

>100 dollary doos for a gba sp AGS-101 (untested)
It just needed a new battery, thankfully. Did I overpay?

[Anonymous No.10666617]

>>10666572
You could've just waited for the Pownberyoo Flip90 to play a dozen more systems for the same price

[Anonymous No.10666712]

Bought the pinecil, my first soldering iron.

[Anonymous No.10666773]

>>10666712
Nice, I was looking at getting one of those

[Anonymous No.10666929]

So... does anyone know about the whole nu 3ds xl IPS/TN lottery?
Did the serial numbers ever end up mattering? If so, is there a list floating around out there?
Was thinking about grabbing a new 3ds for emulatin stuff

[Anonymous No.10666943]

>>10666929
>new 3ds
>for emulatin
just get a chinkheld unless you're a braindead diehard tendie. aside from lack of power and d-pad in the wrong location, having an entire screen sit there unused sucks.

[Anonymous No.10666962]

>>10666943
I want it for emulating, among other things that are not allowed to be discussed on /vr/

[Anonymous No.10667009]

>>10666962
oh so you wanna console that's actually good
nice decision

[Anonymous No.10667013]

>>10666617
hot trash

[Anonymous No.10667017]

>>10666376
>>10666470
ima let u finish but rockcandy from that era SLAPS
best $13 i ever spent
gave a couple as gifts- all my brothers shared the sentiment

[Anonymous No.10667036]

>>10665868
don't be a boot licking communist
the whole point of these boards is freedom of discussion

[Anonymous No.10667074]

>>10665473
>metroid prime 2
>geist
>star fox assault
>timesplitters
>eternal darkness
>custom robo
>doshin the giant
>baten kaitos
>fire emblem
>ikaruga
>pokemon colosseum
Slim pickings but there's good stuff.

[Anonymous No.10667110]

>>10667009
>Goo-
>New 3ds
My bad. New 3ds is acutally pretty based and doesn't have stickers for buttons. Mind you, start/select are small as fuck, but better than the original's
>>10667013
Dont worry brah. The anberclap 35xx flip will save clamshells. That or max zhou stops dicking around and make that ds hardware clone.

[Anonymous No.10667187]

What's the longest any of you had those Chinese handhelds for? I want something that I could smack full force again a wall and it would not even have a scratch. Something that can last long enough to be passed as an heirloom. I don't give a shit about accuracy or power. Price isn't too much of a concern either however I would still not want to overpay. Bonus points if it's easy to get replacement parts in somewhere Europe.

[Anonymous No.10667215]

>>10667187
I started last February with the RG35XX after /v/ was spammed with the RG280V back in 2021 nonstop and it got me interested, but no device really seemed worth it to me until the RG35XX. I only learned of the Miyoo Mini after getting the RG35XX and would have loved an original one, but it was hyped by Tiktok trends harder than the Nintendo Amiibo ever were and the only one really available to me since was the Miyoo Mini V4.
Until the R35S and R36S released, I stuck with my RG35XX but looked through the entire history of chinkhelds and sought out ones I wanted to get, like the RetroMini and the Bittboy. I just fucking love the GameBoy. The only other 2023 ones I got were the SF-2000, which is such a fucking dream with everything about its physical design from its weight to its shape, and modern firmware fixes the issues with SNES and GBA titles not loading into the memory properly, requiring players to load a game, exit, and re-load it again for it to run properly but not anymore.

The RG35XX is sturdy as fuck, the only thing I have ever been worried about was its screen but I had my cat knock it off a shelf once. It landed directly on its top left corner full weight and impact. I was certain it was broken but... the only damage was a white stress mark on the plastic where it made impact with the hard floor. The screen didn't budge a micrometer, no scratches, turns on just as fine as it did when it was brand new.

Meanwhile, the screen on my R36S is starting to get a little squeaky in its bottom left corner, likely because playing DreamCast on it heats it up so much it's dissolving/melting the adhesive for the screen.

I got a Miyoo Mini V4 and >>10664258

[Anonymous No.10667224]

>>10667215
These are my favourites, swapping the GBA with the R36S, but they are also all in the $20-60 range.

[Anonymous No.10667256]

>>10667215
>>10667224
If I were to buy a device today, it would be either an "ice blue" (it's fucking turquoise) or watermelon coloured Retroid Pocket 4 (seriously considering just the base model but if it's going to be the most premium chinkheld I own, let alone most premium handheld device that I own period besides my Galaxy Z Flip5 phone, it might as well be the top of the line version for the extra $50) or an actual ice blue GKD Pixel (which would be redundant with the handhelds I already have but I really, really like how the thing looks and it might be the proper Miyoo Mini I was looking for).

[Anonymous No.10667346]

>>10665236
>size of a psp
what's the problem?

[Anonymous No.10667348]

>>10667187
If the RG35XX + is literally just the RG35XX with its issues fixed, then the RG35XX + is probably the way to go. Unfortunately, the RG35XX H uses the old d-pad instead of the new one.
Just avoid the RG Nano.

[Anonymous No.10667361]

>>10667224
That's a damn good kiddy right there

[Anonymous No.10667362]

>>10667346
Vita actually. PSP was smaller.

[Anonymous No.10667431]

>miyoo flip never ever
>anbernig flip never ever
>reotroid flip 2 never ever
>powkiddy third clamshell never ever

[Anonymous No.10667647]

>>10667224
I will pet that cat
it's making the face that it knows
only the gba is worth money

[Anonymous No.10667657]

>>10664693
>usable
handlet

[Anonymous No.10667878]

>>10667657
you gotta admit the micro is very pocketable
used to sneak mine between classes and high school

[Anonymous No.10667943]

>>10667878
Yeah, no it's super pocketable. That's the whole reason I got one to take to work.
Unfortunately, being smaller than a credit card isn't conducive to actually being used. It's God awful for anything but RPGs, and even then I'd rather just use a PSP Go.

[Anonymous No.10668002]

>>10667943
do you think it's worth it at the current prices
I already have a 3000 model

[Anonymous No.10668027]

>>10666617
>not 3:2
Suboptimal GBA.

[Anonymous No.10668028]

>>10667036
>communist
You don't know what that means

[Anonymous No.10668029]

>>10667036
there was zero discussion in that post, hence deserved.
If he had just said that the devices mentioned were shit, that would have been more than enough for me to keep the posts. at least that would have contributed something, no matter how small, to the discussion

[Anonymous No.10668035]

>>10667187
If sturdiness is more important than cost then get an RG353M.

[Anonymous No.10668037]

>>10667187
Had an rg350 bought when they came out last me until 4 months ago, when I sold it.
Also had an rg351mp that was thoroughly tossed around and was a fucking tank.
My rp3+ seems a lot more fragile in comparison.

[Anonymous No.10668039]

>>10668029
public shaming in a way is a contribution
>>10668028
no you
>>10668002
should've bought one when they were dirt cheap anon

[Anonymous No.10668040]

>>10668039
>>10668029
it's a slippery slope though guys
if it comes down to what people decide to perceive as a contributive of post
why stop there
soon they'll be nothing left but Chinese devices in here

[Anonymous No.10668043]

>>10668002
Fuck no.
The only reason I own one is because I bought it when it was new, to replace the micro I also bought new for the aforementioned reason. Pocketability was a high priority, and the only real reason either was even considered.

As far as PSP games, any other model (or a Vita) is preferable. The Go isn't particularly fun to use for anything utilizing the analog stick. But in 2024, most any chinkheld is going to outdo a PSP in utility, and some in portability.
Just don't bother with a Go. There's no reason unless your goal is to post photos of it and pretend you use it.

[Anonymous No.10668045]

>>10668039
>public shaming in a way is a contribution
it reallt isnt. and even if it was, it could barely be called that. it was just simple brainrot posting
>>10668040
a single line of onomatopoeias is not contributing, it's spam

[Anonymous No.10668115]

>>10668045
i'm just saying the core of these boards and the original design philosophy was freedom of expression and discussion
this unfortunately does include faggy posts that we don't like sometimes

>>10668043
I think if the battery is user serviceable and can hold a charge on standby I would use it somewhat
my aftermarket battery for my PSP 3000 is not great
I've seen the mods where people put huge packs in and remove the disk drive
still on the fence about it

[Anonymous No.10668159]

>>10668115
>my aftermarket battery for my PSP 3000 is not great
only replace cell inside the battery door then if you want to keep umd. you gotta find the right size
and it wont be bigger than 1500mah tops

[Anonymous No.10668165]

>>10668159
>>10668115
though psp1000 original battery was 1800mah since it was bigger. 2000/3000 only went up to 1200mah. so aiming about 1200-1500mah sized batteries is right idea

[Anonymous No.10668495]

>>10668115
I saw a mod that replaced the battery with 3 AAA batteries, but that was before 3D printers became ubiquitous, so now I'm wondering if someone took up the project again but with nicer 3D printed designs that just drop in the back.

The original design required the dude doing it to pry apart a PSP battery, it was pretty ghetto even for the time

[Anonymous No.10668506]

>>10668495
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc5huF71Oj0

I want to do that but with 3d printed parts

[Anonymous No.10668529]

>>10657517
I want a DSI XL so bad man

[Anonymous No.10668574]

>>10668529
Don't let your dreams be dreams, they're only $50 to $60 and if you install twilight menu you can run GBA games in edition to emulating SNES, NES, Genesis
Arguably they're the best handheld for their pricepoint as long as you don't want to play PS1, because that's all you'll miss out on compared with a $50 chinkheld (but you'll get 100% DS compatibility in return, which is a fair trade)

[Anonymous No.10668604]

>>10667431
>>Powkiddy third clamshell never ever

[Anonymous No.10668685]

>>10668574
holy shit nice collection. i just got an aqua blue vita 2000 a couple weeks ago, messing with stuff on there, got pkgj up so i can just grab whatever the fuck, i missed out on a lot

[Anonymous No.10669031]

>>10668604
The x18 sells well. The v3 x18s even fixed the l2/r2 problem for emulators and streaming. Its just a mystery which chip the next one will use and if they'll acutally fucking fix their shit tier android rom.

[Anonymous No.10669058]

>>10668574
You told us that ugly blue, yellow, green, and pink GBC mods were a gift for you and your girlfriend, why do you still have both
Or did you move in together but you claimed it back as yours

[Anonymous No.10669067]

>>10668529
No you don't
a majority of the screens have turned to piss

[Anonymous No.10669097]

Can the RP4 Pro play Honkai Star Rail?

[Anonymous No.10669109]

>>10669097
Isn't HSR less demanding than Genshin? It should then.

[Anonymous No.10669113]

>>10669058
Damn dude, it's crazy you remember me from that long ago. Yeah, we're married now, they're in the spare room we use as an office. We bought a house and had a baby since then :3 We're both white, we plan on having many babies to make the (((globalists))) angry
That photo is pretty old though, I need to update it because I've gotten: a nintendo switch, a blue switch lite for the wife, a white DSi XL, a white RGB30, and a Trim ui model S after that picture was taken. White/clear is my favorite console color

All in all I feel pretty blessed. I haven't posted much with life being so busy, but it's been a good kind of busy. Give thanks and praise to God and he will take care of you.
I hope life has been kind to you as well anon

[Anonymous No.10669124]

>z1 processor(not the extreme)
>open box excellent
>$340

Isn't this pretty tempting as an emulation machine? I think it'd probably beat out the odin 2.

[Anonymous No.10669125]

>>10669113
>Damn dude, it's crazy you remember me from that long ago.
It was last summer/autumn you posted them and those GBCs are really, really uniquely hideous. But congrats on the relationship, genuinely.

[Anonymous No.10669138]

>>10669125
That photo is from 2019, I first posted them before covid started, it does sort of feel like it was last summer though.
I might have posted it again more recently though, you'd probably know better than me

[Anonymous No.10669145]

>>10669138
I only first went to /vr/ for my first time back in February 2023, I can't date when you posted, but it two was photos of just the two GBCs by themselves. They certainly got reactions with the colour choices.

[Anonymous No.10669156]

Finally... someone has made a way to play Pokemon portably...

[Anonymous No.10669158]

>>10669156
Holy fuck, that looks terrible

[Anonymous No.10669160]

>>10669145
They might have been reposts, I don't think I went on VR until last year, I believe I first posted those photos on /v/
It's hard to remember because I've been going to 4chan for 17+ years, 4chan pre-2008 was pretty great, I still miss it. I might be the oldest old-fag ITT

[Anonymous No.10669162]

>>10669160
Nah I was one of the first three crossdressers back in 2007 after linetrap and darktrap.

[Anonymous No.10669178]

I'm not seeing many other decorated consoles

[Anonymous No.10669190]

>>10669162
Right on! back when traps were traps and not "real women"
I don't know what I was thinking, these gameboys truly are ugly as sin, and the cheapo screen faceplates I got are plastic instead of glass, so they got scratched just from wiping the dust off them a few times.

I need to find new parts to fix them up

[Anonymous No.10669205]

>>10669178
I can't do that to my consoles anymore after I did this to my psp-1000 back in highschool
crappy aftermarket shells were all they had back then, and some crappy Monster Hunter portable 2 stickers on the buttons that made it feel even more like a cheap pos

[Anonymous No.10669206]

>>10669178
I seriously hope you didn't actually stick those stickers to the consoles and are using the clear cases to hold them in place.
I did with my DSlite, kept printing out different custom made "themes".

[Anonymous No.10669213]

>>10669178
I put this sticker on my Galaxy Z Flip5. Always liked to hide a sticker on my phone under the case, since back in the day with slider phones I had a hidden sticker when it was slid open.

[Anonymous No.10669216]

>>10669205
Damn, that's tragic
>>10669206
I've been sticking and peeling off stickers on my sp for two decades lol
>>10669213
I love this, kino

[Anonymous No.10669229]

>>10669124
I returned my Ally, but yes open box and on sale Allys are the best emulation handhelds on the market unless you really want that extra battery life of the Deck.

[Anonymous No.10669351]

>>10669156
>plays actual carts
>so large its a novelty item
>on public transit a beautiful pokegirl would laugh, meet you, become interested, and then have sex with you


meanwhile,
the guy with the tiny chinkhelb with bad dpad and glitchy audio is ignored
if he makes the first move he is pepper sprayed

[Anonymous No.10669360]

>>10669113
based

[Anonymous No.10669378]

>>10669351
Trust me, you don’t want Pokegirls. They’re sweaty NEETs who have IBS and ruin your toilet daily.

[Anonymous No.10669403]

>>10669351
>tiny chinkhelb with bad dpad and glitchy audio
Why you gotta make fun of trimui bros like that?
>>10669378
Digimon girls (Real) are the only monster collector girls who shower.

[Anonymous No.10669414]

>>10669403
>Why you gotta make fun of trimui bros like that?
Trimuibros can just LARP as PSP users and feign legitimacy

[Anonymous No.10669463]

>>10669378
IBS?

[Anonymous No.10669480]

>>10669351
this is what tendies actually believe isnt it

[Anonymous No.10669485]

>>10669463
Irritable Bowel Syndrome

[Anonymous No.10669486]

>>10662507
>res smokes
>grinder
anon please dont smoke poppers

[Anonymous No.10669496]

>>10669486
They're like double stuffed oreo cookies of tobacco, a lot of weed, and tobacco

[Anonymous No.10669505]

>>10669378

[Anonymous No.10669562]

GKD Pixel clone already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BjsJUTshGI

[Anonymous No.10669569]

>>10669562
>Raspberry Pi based hipster diy device
Not welcomed in these threads

[Anonymous No.10669594]

Welp I just purchased pic related for 64€, as long as this thing doesn't fucking explode it's a good deal and I know it's Powkiddy quality but that screen looks amazing, gonna play Link's awakening and of course some Pokemon slop and also probably SotN.

[Anonymous No.10669598]

>>10663387
Yeah, I'd rather get a Powkiddy, RGB20s, Miyoo Filip, Powkiddy RGB30, or Anbernic 353V than that.

[Anonymous No.10669689]

>>10669594
>as long as this thing doesn't fucking explode
Never leave powkiddy devices charging overnight/unsupervised if you dont want house fires.
>and I know it's Powkiddy quality
D-pad has minor issues but this is one of the best powkiddy devices. It's amazing that they didn't fuck it up, and the screen is amazing.

[Anonymous No.10669763]

>>10669562
Ow, my fingers.

>>10669594
The square squad grows.

Don't let it get completely discharged, grab Sharp-Shimmerless-Shader and go nuts with non-integer. The d-pad is a like wonky, but not in a way it hinders me like the 353V's.

>>10669598
353V is a terrible deal, as much as I like its design.

[Anonymous No.10669770]

What are my best options if I only want GBA/SNES? I liked everything about the RG351p except it has analog sticks, the Miyoo Mini Plus is vertical, and everything else I've seen has a smaller screen (I am a boomer with shit eyes, 3.5" screen minimum).

[Anonymous No.10669784]

>>10669569
But why though?

[Anonymous No.10669787]

>>10669763
>353V is a terrible deal overall
O really, how so?

[Anonymous No.10669792]

>>10669770
The Trimui Smart Pro
>b-but the sticks
EVERY horislop with a non-microscopic screen has sticks. The designers feel obligated to put them on just to brag about how they can play PS1. These are at least Vita sticks, so they’re less intrusive and easier to ignore than the Switch sticks most chinkhelds use.

[Anonymous No.10669794]

>>10669770
>gba/snes
I mean everything can run these two pretty much. Just buy whatever. Cheap shit is built like shit and breaks easily/will have problems while expensive shit would be wasteful. Just get the one you like the look of best in whatever price range seems reasonable to you.

[Anonymous No.10669810]

>>10669770
RP2S is solid if you need a quality d-pad, but 3:4 is no good for GBA. RP3+ and 4/Pro are overkill on the other hand.

>>10669787
Overpriced. Linux on RK3566 is terrible, so you're better off getting the Android version which is more expensive to fix some of the shortcomings, but even then still you have a d-pad with nasty fake diagonals and still can't get satisfying N64 and DC performance anyway. The positives are the plastic is really nice on my transparent purple and the speaker doesn't get blocked by your grip. Also, the 35XX Plus gets about the same performance now. Should be priced $70 at most IMO.

[Anonymous No.10669814]

>>10656449
I really want to get into making homebrew games for these fucking things. There is this one that opens like a DS and has a weird ass control scheme utilizing a circular groove you run your finger through like a rotary phone, but touch based.

[Anonymous No.10669838]

>>10669770
Powkiddy Q90
2.0 cfw is up now

[Anonymous No.10669851]

hahahahahaha enjoy your chinkshit, faggots

[Anonymous No.10669852]

>>10669810
>linux on RK3566 is terrible
At worst, yeah, at best its about a 5.5 or so out of 10 I M O.

[Anonymous No.10669859]

>>10660273
I used mine for rpgs in university classes. I never had an issue with it and im the kinda punk who rather play all handheld games on a tv if i can.

I am also salty about skipping the Mother 3 model. Had the Famicom version and my sickness was not high enough at that point to justify owning two of the same system. I want it because im a Mother fag, but honestly, its really ugly. I still dont know what the design is supposed to be. A rusted piece of technology? The Nowhere Islands? My retard brain wants it for the Mother 3 branding and the fact its the only special edition hardware for the series.

[Anonymous No.10669860]

>>10669852
I consider not being able to idle without discharging completely and crippled OpenGL support to the point most shaders, even simple ones, fail to render proper pretty catastrophic. But that's just me, people have different tolerances because shit is cheap.

[Anonymous No.10669862]

>STOP PLAYING CHINKHELDS
Okay, how are these? I watched a video of a guy installing RA on it, and now I’m interested. Looks pretty pocketable, and it has all the controls necessary to turn it into a GBA clone.

[Anonymous No.10669864]

>10669851
OK psycho narcissist cuntoid. I know already that they are made in mainland China or HK, with the exception of Gamepark, Pandora, and Odroid.

[Anonymous No.10669882]

>>10669689
>>10669763
Can you fix the RGB30 dpad somehow? I remember putting a little piece of electrical tape on my Switch Pro controller and that pretty much fixed it, can I do the same thing?

[Anonymous No.10669887]

>>10669882
How much of a hassle is the stock RGB30 dpad compared to the 353V and first-party Xbox 360 D-pads?

[Anonymous No.10669896]

>>10669882
Yeah, same principle. I heard of a guy on pisscord who 3D printed a spacer and claimed that fixed it too.

Be gentle prying the plastic, it's a bit cheap. And tape all your buttons so they don't fall off the shell when you open it.

[Anonymous No.10669958]

>>10669862
child you out the damn frying pan and into the fire with this plan if you actually do it

[Anonymous No.10669963]

>>10669351
fucking kek
this board is absolutely demented
the banter here is better than any other board

[Anonymous No.10670117]

I want to paint my gba sp shell but I don't know what to pain on it

[Anonymous No.10670240]

>>10669031
And fix their sticks dpad and buttons...

[Anonymous No.10670290]

>>10669113
Abe would be proud.

>>10669124
I work at shit bestbuy, while trying to get a junior level data analyst type role, and those things get returned CONSTANTLY for one reason or the other. I would say the common issue is overheating and a laggy OS. Also, never buy open box at bestbuy. The retards, besides me, almost never test or clean them.

[Anonymous No.10670324]

[Anonymous No.10670336]

Planning on getting an RG35XX+. Is 128GB a good micro sd card size, or should I spend an extra $14 for 512GB? Would that be overkill?
I only need one reliable micro sd right?

[Anonymous No.10670337]

>>10670324
That's beautiful, I'm assuming you redid the capacitors?

[Anonymous No.10670341]

>>10670336
Seeing as it maxes out at PS1(maybe a little dreamcast), 128GB is probably fine unless you want the full set of PS1 games or something like that.

[Anonymous No.10670562]

>>10660590
Will the Miyoo one be just a Miyoo mini but clamshell?

[Anonymous No.10670569]

>>10662000
My red one started to wore out a year or so in, but only outside. The inside paint is still pristine.

[Anonymous No.10670573]

>>10664320
Is the trimmui actially good?

[Anonymous No.10670582]

>>10668574
Wait GBA runs well with Twilight? I've been using injects on my 3DS instead

[Anonymous No.10670597]

>>10670573
no

[Anonymous No.10670630]

>>10670573
It’s currently the best budget handheld for GBA
>4:3 screens are all too narrow for 3:2 content
>Powkiddy X55 has the D-pad in the wrong place
>RGB10 Max 3 has the right D-pad placement, but the D-pad itself is just bad, with lots of false diagonals, and the board is designed in such a way that you can’t fix it with electrical tape like you can with the RG35XX

[Anonymous No.10670631]

>>10670337
yes

[Anonymous No.10670639]

>>10669569
>>10669784
not that anon
but the 3b+ fucking sucks balls
I was able to purchase one pre-Covid for like 40 bucks
I wish I would've just saved my money
it overheats and shits itself running simple arcade games


crappy audio frame drops if you try to add filters etc
I would imagine the handheld version is even worse

[Anonymous No.10670648]

>>10669562
>GKD
New "Gundam" themed Pixel announced already as a compliment to the limited edition Evangelion one.

[Anonymous No.10670650]

>>10670648

[Anonymous No.10670652]

Also a new Amiibo gold variant for Chinese markets only.

[Anonymous No.10670656]

Also shamefur daughter company ZPG has announced their THIRD handheld trying to hype it up, before the A1 Unicorn even releases, this one inspired by the Game Gear but it uses four buttons and it uses the A1 Unicorn's d-pad that is a disc on a stick on a disc on a pivot.

[Anonymous No.10670662]

>>10670656
They're calling their Game Gear clone, "The Bubble" the fucking faggots.

[Anonymous No.10670673]

>>10670656
>>10670662
It's the Xbox 360 d-pad but even worse

[Anonymous No.10670686]

>>10670630
>It’s currently the best budget handheld for GBA

That's not true, the RGB30 gives you 3x integer scaling for GBA, it looks crisp and allows for excellent LCD shaders

[Anonymous No.10670701]

>>10670324
>what gameboy owners thought of big sega game gears while trying to play games in the back of a car at night

[Anonymous No.10670721]

>>10670686
It's still too damn small. The whole point of shaders is to hide unbalanced pixels anyways, so imperfect integer scaling doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.10670856]

>>10670701
i always thought it was fuckin sick as a kid
but no one believed me when I said it was cooler than the game boy

[Anonymous No.10670860]

>>10669963
>galaxy paint job inside
That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.

[Anonymous No.10671245]

I've been out of the loop, is anything on the horizon that competes with the the rp4 in size/performance?

[Anonymous No.10671439]

>>10670721
The 3x grid shader requires 3x integer scaling. it makes the image look just like a real backlit GBA sp if that's what you're into. It's not a shader to hide imperfections, it adds imperfections, in grid3x it's adding space between pixels to look like the GBA screens used to look

[Anonymous No.10671479]

>>10670656
>>10670662
It's so fucking sexy lads. I can't go back to a 3.5" screen tho and fucking hate the rk3566.

[Anonymous No.10671498]

>>10671245
556 is coming out.

[Anonymous No.10671503]

>>10671498
The 556 seems cool, but it's closer to Odin size than RP4 size.

[Anonymous No.10671506]

>>10671245
Unfortunately not. All the powerful stuff are big chunkers and all the pocketable stuff just keeps using the fucking RK3566 over and over.

[Anonymous No.10671516]

>>10671514
New thread

[Anonymous No.10672250]

>>10658135
i also remember the original 3ds being super cramped to hold after a few hours