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Thoughts on the dynamics of the Kong family?

>> No.10516265

>>10516261
its okay with cousins

>> No.10516278

>>10516261
At least they're not bonobos

>> No.10516325

Maybe I'm becoming very autistic, but I really like that plane model. Something about early CG is very unique.

>> No.10516402

>>10516325
>Maybe I'm becoming very autistic
Nothing autistic about that, you're developing good taste

>> No.10516426

I like to think the kongs each have a special penis that conforms to their design and play style. Like I bet lanky is a needle dick and donkey kong has an absolutely massive bazooka. Anyways probably shouldn't bring that up at the dinner table at Christmas

>> No.10516429

>>10516426
HE

>> No.10516442

>>10516325
We're all autistic here.

>> No.10516459

>>10516426
Gorillas have microdicks, though.

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10516521

Maybe Candy asked Funky for surfing lessons in a letter or something and he hadn't gotten back to her.

Did you ever consider that?

>> No.10516530

>>10516521
Yes, I have, but in the context of banter-y british blokes, what are the stakes? And what did they mean by it?

>> No.10516562

>>10516530
They're just good people, is all.
Folksy.
Get your mind out of the gutter you scamp.

>> No.10516584

>>10516562
I hope you're right, anon. Funky being disrespectful like that makes me worried.

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>>10516584