Tetris sold gangbusters upon gangbusters, it didn't just sweep the globe on some marketing. The game is very simple and straightforward to get into, but as the speed builds and builds the skill ceiling shoots through the roof.
I would say that Tetris is arguably the very best example in the world of how to do a basic but engaging single screen game.
>Maybe there's some phallic thing with the coveted long brick.
Ladies prioritize girth over length, length matters more for male ego if anything.