/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.10396763]

>no great mouse detective stage
shame, shame

[Anonymous No.10396775]

>>10396763
The gameplay and controls always force me to drop this game 2 hours in. Feels like it was in development for Dreamcast

[Anonymous No.10396893]

>>10396775
And that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.10396925]

>>10396763
>traverse town is now stuck on loop in your head

[Anonymous No.10397031]

>>10396763
Playing this above the age of 16 means something is wrong with you, reminder

[Anonymous No.10397060]

>>10397031
>still liking childhood things means something is le wrong with you
Why are you even here then, the vast majority of retro games are designed specifically for children and are about purely escapist nonsense. Why don't you just go listen to your mature Oasis records, watch your mature Seinfeld episodes, listen to your mature NPR radio or whatever other boring shit broski

[Anonymous No.10397124]

>>10396763
The real mistake was removing Bahamut as a summon option. Shame you wouldn't be able to use him against Sephiroth because it's a solo fight.

[Anonymous No.10397128]

>>10397060
It's not just childhood things, it's cringe childhood things.
This whole franchise is a literal deviantart fanfic with a budget, are you fucking kidding me?

[Anonymous No.10397130]

>>10397128
>literal deviantart fanfic with a budget
Sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.10397135]

>>10397031
I played KH1 (an original copy with a PS2 and CRT) for the first time in college and it was fantastic. Honestly Action RPGs don't get much better.

[Chud Anon No.10397141]

>>10396763
Baby brained game for cringe ass man children with shameless Disney marketing.

>>10397060
Mario is far more respectable than this baby shit that simultaneously tries to take itself seriously.

>>10397130
The KHKuck reveals his final form

[Anonymous No.10397147]

Kingdom Hearts makes autistic channers who take themselves too seriously seethe, so therefore I like it.
Also Traverse Town is comfy.

[Anonymous No.10397164]

Kingdom Hearts has great mechanics, great music and comfy visuals and the story plays on broken trust very nicely. If they could have just toned down the cringe and had fewer characters it would be great schizokino

[Anonymous No.10397170]

>>10397141
>anti disney, pro mario
Ah, you're a cringe weeaboo.

>>10397128
>This whole franchise is a literal deviantart fanfic with a budget
So is everything else. Only not always with a budget. You think anybody seriously into horror thinks Castlevania isn't a load of bastardizing bullshit? Or that Zelda isn't a slap in the face to anybody actually into fantasy? Get real.

[Anonymous No.10397171]

>>10397164
Cringe is inherent to the identity of Disney meets Final Fantasy

It’s peak faggot shit

[Anonymous No.10397178]

>>10397171
It's a fun game no need to hold such contrived masculinity

[Anonymous No.10397180]

>>10396763
>>10397171
>no Final Fantasy stage
>no Chrono Trigger stage
>no Parasite Eve stage
>no Einhander stage
>no 3D World Runner stage

The "Disney meets Final Fantasy" idea always felt half baked since the Final Fantasy characters were so different and minor they were basically OCs in all but name, and I don't give any shits about the Disney dreck the rest of the game is busy jerking off.

[Anonymous No.10397184]

>>10397141
>>10397171
Donald Duck nibble on your foreskin too hard or something?

[Anonymous No.10397190]

>>10397171
Whenever I hear someone say this, I think they're so cool and I wanna suck their dick, they're such badasses uwu

[Anonymous No.10397194]

>>10397170
>So is everything else
>Putting KH on the same level as Ultima
Holy fucking cope

[Anonymous No.10397201]

>>10397194
Bro I didn't play computer games growing up, I've had sex. Computers were just for porn and chatrooms.

[Anonymous No.10397202]

>>10397031
>there's nothing wrong with him
>and he's here

[Anonymous No.10397205]

>>10396925
>>10397147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ8y81D_IGY

[Anonymous No.10397212]

>>10397201
>Fanfics his own life
Typical.

[Chud Anon No.10397289]

>>10397170
Mario is based, stomps goombas, and stars in whimsical RPG’s when suited.

This Sony movieshit gets mogged by Mario in every way

>DUDE imagine Rodney Rat…. BUT LE DARK and he can only be saved…. BY LE FRIENDSHIP
>Linkin Park starts playing

>>10397178
>muh toxic masculinity

That KHKuck reveals xers true form

This shit is cringe to women too, hence it’s only enjoyed by hot topic browsing manchildren

>>10397180
It’s not a square Enix showcase, it’s a Disney nostalgia bait with a veneer of FF cringe.

>>10397190
The KHKuck reveals its final form

[Anonymous No.10397291]

>>10396775
Yes, but it has good sluts like Selphie, Yuffie, Jasmine etc... this game heavily contributed to my hentai addiction lol.

[Anonymous No.10397294]

>>10397289
You're that one kid who always thinks he's funny

[Chud Anon No.10397296]

>>10397294
>DUDE… what if Walter Weasel… LISTENED TO THE OFFSPRING?

>>>/Hot Topic in 2008/

You HAVE to go back

[Anonymous No.10397325]

Man it's just a great ARPG with a whimsical familiar world nobody is jerking off to this shit. It's fun to glide around whacking dark creatures with an oversized key and shooting lightning bolts and solving simple puzzles it's ludo plain and simple

[Anonymous No.10397552]

>>10397194
Ultima, the literal isekai where you play some chosen one destined to preach the great good virtues and unite the world while getting help from the author's literal self insert character? That Ultima?

[Anonymous No.10397559]

>>10397170
I don't think people think that way about Castlevania or Zelda. Not for those reasons at least.

[Anonymous No.10397570]

>>10396763
It's briefly shared with Peter Pan's London stage, the characters are just too small to notice.

[Anonymous No.10397683]

>>10397031
This. It COULD have been good and had potential but Square had to ruin it with their homo obsession, adding all those Final Fantasy characters, going insane with the wannabe deep story and taking itself too seriously

Only 1 is decent. 2 is where things turned to shit. Mickey Mouse isn't even an edgelord with cringe clothes in 1 but just the Mickey Mouse we know. Also Tarzan

[Anonymous No.10397953]

>>10397031
>>10397683
You're like those kids that finally upgrade from happy meals to normal meals and suddenly think they're way cooler than the kids that still get happy meals.

[Anonymous No.10398081]

>>10397953
Second poster literally complains about KH becoming edgier and more 'mature'

[Anonymous No.10398113]

I'll never understand why people can't approach the story of these games from a distance and simply enjoy the absurdity of it while engaging in the fun gameplay. You're such a pissant that you'd rather complain that it's too cringe or too homosexual. I'm glad I'll never have to be that insufferable and joyless.

[Anonymous No.10398124]

>>10397683
>cattle.jpg

LOL not bad you fucking kike

[Anonymous No.10398235]

>>10396763
This game turned my friend gay

[Anonymous No.10398265]

>>10398113
>fun gameplay
you run around the same rooms over and over again wondering wtf you're supposed to do you're spammed with piss-easy enemy encounters during which you mostly fight the enemies off-camera 'cuz of how garbage the camera is

[Anonymous No.10398274]

>>10398235
Is your friend hot?

[Anonymous No.10398278]

>>10398081
He never used the word mature and edginess is not a mature style or concept. My point is an adult who goes out of his way to seethe about a silly video game being too edgy and "wannabe deep" is even more embarrassing than people who sincerely enjoy the cringe. It comes off as a young shit trying too hard to sound more "mature" than a game series clearly aimed at teenagers.

[Anonymous No.10398361]

>>10396775
Controls better than 2 IMO

[Anonymous No.10398364]

>>10397128
you’re insecure

[Anonymous No.10398392]

>>10397031
You're me faggot

[Anonymous No.10398398]

Kingdom hearts is about disneyland not disney

[Anonymous No.10399134]

>>10397031
>>10397128
>>10397171
my 2 year old nephew doesn't even cry this much. who the fuck hurt you so bad

[Anonymous No.10399547]

Best way to play this game is Final Mix, otherwise why bother?

Also, I've come to realize 1 is better than 2. 2 is a better game, but 1 doesn't have the weird storyline. Too bad 1 still suffers from being corny cutesy shit.

[Anonymous No.10399602]

>>10399134
I'm trans btw

[Anonymous No.10399721]

>>10399547
>corny! corny! corny!
I'm sorry you grew up watching Big Mammas House instead of Aladdin and The Lion King

[Anonymous No.10399736]

>>10399721
Anon, Kingdom Hearts was a fun game in my youth but it's essentially for babies. That's not a bad thing, just the way it is.

[Anonymous No.10399754]

>>10398364
You're this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCZs29IAu3c

[Anonymous No.10399763]

>>10399736
Disney (prior to the 00s) is kind of a thing understood to be of a quality, both parents and kids liked it, it was something of a timeless tradition in more cultured households who had an appreciation for animation back when it wasn't just CG crap. I understand when you were growing up the Wayans Brothers were probably entertainment heroes of yours, but that's a different world, gotta understand this one day bro.

[Anonymous No.10399780]

[Anonymous No.10399784]

>>10399763
I was born in '91, and have grown up to despise the Renaissance era films. They are garbage and pozzed propaganda hiding under a vein of wholesomeness. I can understand why you'd like them if you are 80 IQ, though, probably where that projection of liking black media comes from lol.

[Anonymous No.10399786]

>>10398392
You're me, and I'm gay

[Anonymous No.10399792]

I think 2 had the better Disney stages, but overall, I prefer 1, for not being Bleach with Disney characters.

[Anonymous No.10399795]

>>10399784
You sound like the kind of, eh, piggish individual, I believe "pleb" is also applicable, who liked Shrek for its fart jokes, pro wrestling shout outs, bad music soundtrack, and smarmy NYC talk show writer deconstruction of fantasy because "we 2 cool 4 dat corny shiz".

[Anonymous No.10399803]

>>10399795
Another swing and a miss. Gotta love the projection, keep it coming lmao.

[Anonymous No.10399870]

>>10399795
>>10399803
suck m'y dick if you please

[Anonymous No.10399902]

>>10399602
Okay.

[Anonymous No.10399909]

>>10397205
Traverse Town. Home.

[Anonymous No.10400052]

>>10396775
I know what you mean, it has the chunky feel of a Dreamcast game, but it definitely was planned as a PS2 game from the start.

[Anonymous No.10401431]

>>10398265
It's like Zelda but with better magic and more heavy hitting fighting

[Anonymous No.10401457]

>>10399784
The Little Mermaid and Beauty & The Beast are good, but everything after that feels too formulaic. The Lion King has a lot of good but also a lot of bad.

[Anonymous No.10401491]

Is there ever a reference to Atlantis: The Lost Empire in these games?

[Anonymous No.10401768]

>>10399780
>anti-drug game
>mature

[Anonymous No.10401782]

>>10401431
Ngl I always thought Zelda was boring too, but I still managed to play through the original, OoT, and played the cartoon one with the boat up until the triforce hunt. With KH I couldn't be bothered to even finish the Tarzan level.

[Anonymous No.10403138]

>>10401457
What is bad about Lion King other than Timone and Pumba

[Anonymous No.10403443]

>>10401491
Nope
Disney really hates that movie and wanted it to bomb hard because Pixar's 3D stuff was getting uppity (Disney didn't own Pixar at that time) and they wanted to move into 3D as well
Treasure Planet shared the same fate, but at least that one had a slim chance of getting into KH DDD as a world before being scrapped

[Anonymous No.10404586]

you ain't rattin' around

[Anonymous No.10404664]

>>10396763
>you have to buy a ticket to get on a dope ass train to get to the fun part of the game

[Anonymous No.10406087]

>>10403443
:(
But it's so good

[Anonymous No.10406673]

>>10406087
Disney hate good

[Anonymous No.10406734]

>no great mouse detective stage
>no rescuers stage
>no robin hood stage
Did Square hate anthros or something? Disney clearly doesn't since they made zootopia just to pander to furries

[Anonymous No.10406745]

>gameplay: 10/10
>story: 0/10
that's my impression of kingdom hearts replaying it as an adult, makes me wish there was a modern game with the exact same control scheme as kh1 but minus the retarded story

[Anonymous No.10406762]

>>10399134
Oh, come on. Everyone goes through this "I am an adult, I swear!" phase, some don't get out of it through their entire lives. However, I'm sure there's a good reason for being so bitter and resentful. May they find their peace, I say.

[Anonymous No.10406772]

>>10396763
Rescuers > The Great Mouse Detective
I SAID IT!

[Anonymous No.10406852]

>>10406772
Rescuers > Down under
I SAID IT
Rescuers and Basil are all mouse kino though

[Anonymous No.10406860]

>>10406772
>>10406852
Post more mouse kino

[Anonymous No.10406929]

>>10406734
>Agrabah
>Olympus
>Halloween Town
>Hollow Bastion
>...Nottingham
nah

[Anonymous No.10407189]

All the minigame bullshit is what stops me from trying to play these games again. What was with SE in the PS2 era? Between FFX and KH, the minigames were not just numerous, but awful without exception.

[Anonymous No.10407193]

>>10407189
Name 10

[Anonymous No.10407274]

>>10407189
Not just PS2. FF7 has a ton of incredibly crappy minigames in it for example.