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1032215 No.1032215 [Reply] [Original]

Let's have a thread for retro misconceptions.

Sprites you thought were something else, text you misinterpreted, insane solutions to Zelda puzzles when you had no fucking idea what to do, and everything in-between.

The most famous of these misinterpreted sprites is probably Aghanim as Pokey, but I wondered if anyone else saw the bats in SMW as this.

>> No.1032219

Bats?
I thought they were parrots.

>> No.1032231

I never understood what the fuck the 'hammer blocks' in LttP were meant to be. Those pink dildo things.

>> No.1032236
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>> No.1032247
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I used to think cyberdemons had tiny little black eyes until I realized they're actually nostriles.

>> No.1032263
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1032263

I know you had to stretch your imagination a bit sometimes, and it wasnt hard. I can see the things and appreciate them for that they are. But wtf was this enemy in Alex Kidd supposed to be??

>> No.1032269

Wow OP, I seriously thought I was the only one who saw them like that. My eyes have been opened.

>> No.1032272
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>> No.1032273

>>1032219
This. I thought they were parakeets.

>> No.1032274

>>1032263
daruma

>> No.1032281

>>1032274
>daruma
oh wow, had no idea they were a thing.
Wikipedia says theyre a good fortune talisman, yet they fucking kill me in one shot. Fuck you Alex Kidd programmers!

>> No.1032291
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1032291

FF6 soldier confused me.

>> No.1032298
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>>1032291
i thought the same
i thought they were like an updated version of plague doctors

>> No.1032307

>>1032231

cartoon moles.

>> No.1032308
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1032308

I always thought the pink dot was Digglet's mouth. I mean, it kind of looks like a mouth with a tooth in it, doesn't it?

It still doesn't look like a nose to me.

>> No.1032313

>>1032308
id think the same if it werent for the shading in and around the nose

>> No.1032316

>>1032298
>implying you had any idea what a plague doctor was in 1994

>> No.1032321

>>1032316
I didnt, but i did in the mid 2000s when I first played the game

>> No.1032354

>>1032308
Way to post the worst image possible to explain your point. Or was that the joke?

>> No.1032360
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1032360

This one has been bothering me for ages.

>> No.1032367

To this day I don't see Super Mario World's gombas as the same things you see on any other Mario game. I treat them as a different breed even if they may be the same species.

Took me forever to learn that game even had gombas.

>> No.1032369

>>1032354
It looks like a mouth to me too.

>> No.1032395
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1032395

my mind was fucking blown when I first saw what he was really supposed to look like

>> No.1032397

>>1032272
What? I don't know if this is a joke image but there's no way you couldn't see that the green circle is its eye.

>> No.1032415 [SPOILER] 
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1032415

i literally cannot penetrate what the dead woman sprite in FF6 is supposed to represent. it looks like a flopped over pig lying on a blanket.

i cannot even begin to figure out how that sprite works.

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>>1032395
also I always saw an angry Metapod instead of that sad one

>> No.1032419

>>1032247
that's actually kinda makes them more horrifying

>> No.1032421

>>1032354
It's a long running joke on /vp/ he just reposted it here.

>> No.1032429

>>1032415

Red = dress
Yellow = hair

>> No.1032430

>>1032408
Well that's just downright cute

>> No.1032427

>>1032367
I don't think anyone does, they're like round balls with feet.

On that note, when I was a kid I saw SMB goombas as small owls though.

>> No.1032432

>>1032415
Same thing happened with me with that and also Terra's fainted sprite, until I realized the head was at the bottom and the skirt was at top.

>> No.1032438

>>1032408
I've never seen it that way before seeing this. Holy shit though, it actually makes sense looking at what would be Caterpie's tail.

>> No.1032440

>>1032438
I meant I've never seen the "sad" metapod, although I'm not sure I'd consider it sad looking.

>> No.1032453
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>>1032272
<- How it really is.

>> No.1032460
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>> No.1032462

>>1032421
I don't even browse that place.

Anyway, it does really look like a mouth.

>> No.1032465

>>1032408
I've always seen angry Metapod. Never thought to wonder why he was always facing the wrong way in battle.

>> No.1032471

>>1032408
Wait, you mean Metapod's back isn't supposed to look like a face?

I always viewed it it as the right one with the pointy end being the nose. It's the most confusing-looking Pokemon ever, man.

>> No.1032475

If someone could explain Charmeleon's RBY back sprite to me, I would be super grateful. He's always looked like a retarded dog to me.

>> No.1032478

>>1032395
To tell the truth, the in-game sprite looks absolutely nothing like the official artwork.

He's not even wearing red, FFS. He's got to be wearing a hood with his mouth at the bottom.

>> No.1032484
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1032484

Mack is just that red little guy riding a giant knife.

>> No.1032490

>>1032471
some of the later game sprites show that the pointed thing is more to the side and he actually has one on each side.

>> No.1032494

>>1032484
You really blew my mind with that one. It like they added those eyes just to screw with you. Mack as a character look much cooler now. Thanks for posting that.

>> No.1032534
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1032534

<metal man

>> No.1032570

>>1032534
10/10

>> No.1032618

>>1032484
>Mack
>knife
God damn, how the fuck did I not notice that before?

>> No.1032628
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1032628

>>1032453
"It's evolution, baby!"

>> No.1032667

>>1032460
So I'm not the only one that thought SMRPG's Jinx was a bird. Hell I thought that until like a few years ago.

>> No.1032705

I always thought that those green bats were supposed to be parrot like bird creatures.

>> No.1032725

>>1032360
>can't sleep
>clown'll eat me

>> No.1032736

>>1032272
It actually took me a while to realize that the green thing was indeed its eye

>> No.1032897

>>1032273
>>1032219
Dunno why, but I perceived the beak as a wide open mouth

>> No.1032927

>>1032316
We learned about the plague in the 5th grade where I grew up. That was in 1995.

>> No.1032939

>>1032263
OPA OPA WITH A MUSTACHE

>> No.1032963

No one has posted the WC2 peon yet?

>> No.1032980 [DELETED] 

You all must be fucking retarded

>> No.1032991

>>1032263
can't remember which one it was, one of the alex kidd games has a swastika made out of those breakable rocks

>> No.1033009 [DELETED] 

>>1032980
>>>/v/

>> No.1033013

>>1032415
same here. Never been able to see it in like 10+ playthroughs.

>> No.1033016
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1033016

Werewolf. Always figured the spiky things were meant to make him look cooler. When I saw Doom 3 the first time I was like "Uhh, what?"

>> No.1033028

>>1032308

You fuck. That's a cannot unsee.

>> No.1033049

>>1033028
dont be rude on vr

>> No.1033050
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1033050

I never saw the label close up

>> No.1033057

>>1033050

no

>> No.1033271

>>1032281
That's because Daruma was a hardcore motherfucker. He dedicated his life to staring at a wall in a cave without blinking. He then encountered a problem. When he fell asleep, his eves would close. To solve this he CUT OFF HIS GODDAMN EYELIDS so they could never betray him again.

And then after several decades of doing nothing but staring at this wall, his arms and legs shriveled up and fell off.

Now you know why the Daruma doll looks the way it does.

>> No.1033631

>>1032484

Mack is the knife. The devil head at the top is just an ornamentation on the handle. The eyes are his face.

Bowyer is a bow, Yaridovich is a spear, Exor is a sword, etc.

>> No.1033649
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>>1033631
well shit, that makes a whole lot more sense now

>> No.1033773

>>1032534
>"Yeeeeah, baby. I have a doctorate...in MURDER."

>> No.1033779
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>>1033631
No, look again. The pumpkin head has hands, legs, and is wearing a cape. It's amazing the kind of details that get eaten up by the downscaling in this game.

>> No.1033973

I always thought Sendak's sprite from Bahamut Lagoon was an old lady.

>> No.1033995

>>1032395
Fucking this

>> No.1034002

>>1032415
Hair is at the bottom, skirt is at the top. Head is turned toward Cyan, one arm is outstretched which her head is resting on and the other is under her, closer to her stomach.

>> No.1034029
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>>1032247
I didn't realize that.

The comic has them sort of looking like the artist misinterpreted the sprites nostrils for eyes. I read the comic before playing the game, so I always kind of assumed that's what he looked like.

>> No.1034027
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>>1033779
Mack being the knife just fits so well. It's a song.

>> No.1034192

>>1033779
Plus, it fits with the theme of the area. The Shyster enemies are all dudes on little pogo daggers; it makes perfect sense for their boss to be a dude on a pogo sword.

>> No.1034210
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1034210

Pic related, sort of.

I always thought it was like a helmet shaped like a duck, or something.

>> No.1034221

>>1034210
Oh look he's a pirate now
ninjas are still better though

>> No.1034235

>>1034027
I always thought it was the little dude but it's the knife, because EVERY OTHER FUCKING SMITHY SOLDIER IN THE GAME IS A WEAPON WITH EYES


The dude atop is misleading and I never even noticed Mack had eyes on the knife

>> No.1035507
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1035507

Oh, here's another one from my childhood.

It's funny how this is basically the opposite of my cyberdemon fail. In this case, I see eyes as nostrils.

>> No.1035537

>>1032395
this this this so much

>>1032667
you took the words right out of my mouth

>> No.1035541

>>1034235
Common sense, dude. Which one do you think is the leader? The one being ridden, or the one riding? The pumpkin-like creature is clearly in a position of power over the knife-like creature.

It's not like the pumpkin is just a pumpkin. You can clearly SEE it has limbs and a body. Like Princess Sevenleaf illustrates, it's a human-like creature. It's even wearing a cape, which is a classic symbol of authority.

>> No.1035546

>>1035507
go away

>> No.1035604
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1035604

That makes him a lot cuter.

>> No.1035618
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This fucking thing

>> No.1035624
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>> No.1035626
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I was extremely confused when the SoM hero commented on how young and beautiful she looks.

>> No.1035646
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1035646

When I was a kid I always thought that the SoR 1up icon was an ice cream or something like that. Almost twenty years later somebody told me that actually is Adam-Axel-Blaze.

>> No.1035649

>>1035646

Also, for some reason the girl on the poster in stage 2 looks like Chun Li to me. Yeah, it's weird.

>> No.1035650

>>1035624
I'm not actually sure what I'm supposed to be seeing. I can't see anything else.

>> No.1035703

>>1035646
i used to think it was some kind of police badge

>> No.1035732
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>>1035703
I grew up thinking it's a pig.
I still refuse to accept it's a cat.

>> No.1035756

>>1035732
I always thought it was a bear

>> No.1036339
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>> No.1036337
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1036337

This sprite freaked the fuck out of me as a kid.

>> No.1036345
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>> No.1036340
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>> No.1036343

>>1036337
how can someone so good at art be so bad at visual interpretation

>> No.1036354
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>> No.1036351

>>1036343
I didn't draw that, it's just something some other drawfag did. That drawfag also seems to be the only other person to ever misinterpret that sprite.
For me, she's creepiest when she opens her eyes, because they seem so huge in proportion to her head even compared to the rest of the character sprites.
I saw her less as a bearded goon, and more as a kind of creepy goblin.

>> No.1036361

>>1036345
wait really?

>> No.1036359
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>> No.1036365

>>1036361
yeah, bro. they're ogres.

>> No.1036362
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>> No.1036376

>>1036339
Fuck that shit, Mario breaks bricks with his head.

>> No.1036385
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>> No.1036395
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>> No.1036426

>>1032453
"What a nice silver thread you have there. It'd be a shame if anything... HAPPENED to it!"

>> No.1036447
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1036447

>>1034210
>>1036337
FF6 had some really weird character sprites...

>> No.1036456

>>1036354
Oh god now I can't unsee it! Good bye to gen 1.

>> No.1036462

>>1036447
I think all'yall just have fucking brain problems.

>> No.1036536

>>1032298
Honestly I think this might have been cooler. Fantasy nazis have been done to death. Soldiers who dresses as terrifying bird people to signify that the carrion birds are not far behind is novel and scary.

>>1036337
I saw that, only swap 5' o clock shadow with ROTTEN LOWER JAW.

>> No.1036569
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1036569

I always saw shyguys as walking loaves of bread.

>> No.1036592

>>1036569

My dad always called them rabbits for some reason.

>> No.1036618

>>1036339
Pretty sure Mario doesn't use Shoryuken for breaking blocks.

It's obviously his head.

>> No.1036646

>>1036395
Anyone got the one with the huge feet?

>> No.1036669

>>1035650
It's an orc. You're perceiving the teeth as a beak.

>> No.1036675

>>1036569
I thought they were trains. Sniffits especially.

>> No.1036753
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1036753

>>1035650

>> No.1036764

>>1036362
That's what that is?! Oh wow.

I always thought it was Sega taking some subtle jab at Nintendo. Like, you're in this ancient ruin, and there are Mario carvings, it's like they're saying Mario is ancient history.

Don't laugh, Nintendo actually had a similar joke in one of the Zelda games.

>> No.1036793

>>1032316
You obviously didn't go to school in England

>> No.1036812

>>1032316

Plague doctors were a real thing across Europe. You may have learned this in history class if your education were not shit.

Not all plague doctors wore masks like that, but its purpose was supposed to be a barrier to infection.

The mask was crammed full of herbs and potpourri because they thought it would filter out the stench of death and therefore also the infection.

Didn't work, of course.

>> No.1036817

>>1036812
Thanks professor, we all have access to Wikipedia.

>> No.1036828

>>1036817

Could have fooled me.

>> No.1036858

>>1032360

Are you me?

>> No.1036897

>>1036812
The heavy ass coats and full body clothing they wore prevented plague-infected fleas from biting them, though, so the outfit wasn't entirely useless

>> No.1036979

I thought air man's fan was his mouth

>> No.1037045

>>1036462
This. I played it when it came out and had no problems interpreting the sprites.

>> No.1037062 [DELETED] 

>>1035507
So you thought he had really thick eyebrows and tiny red eyes?

>> No.1037075

>>1036359
A big spiky shrimp

>> No.1037106

>>1032453
das a nice painting

captcha: occupants (what kind of pants?)

>> No.1037121
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1037121

Am i the only one?

>> No.1037136

>>1037121
sprite on left looks like ironman

>> No.1037128

>>1037106
It's the cover of the original Manual of the Planes.

>> No.1037193

>>1035618
Oh my good glorious fuck you are right. Even the image before didnt make it click

>> No.1037203
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>> No.1037212
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>>1036828
>gets told "you probably didn't know what a plague doctor was in 1994"
>goes on a long-winded rant explaining what a plague doctor was, what they wore, why they wore it, where they lived, their mating habits, etc., not realizing that this doesn't actually disprove the original statement

>> No.1037247

>>1035624
I entered this thread to make sure this was posted, because this got me as a kid.

>> No.1037259

>>1037203

What?

>> No.1037334

>>1037121
nope
i thought the same thing until just now

>> No.1037459

>>1036618
Pretty sure it shows him uppercutting the blocks in the instruction booklet

>> No.1037580

>>1035624

I find the weird grinning smug alien bird thingy much cooler. Meh, I'll keep seeing that as canon

>> No.1037612 [DELETED] 

>>1037203

Ah, Bugzzy's cousin...

>> No.1037619
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1037619

>>1037203

Ah, Bugzzy's cousin...

>> No.1037690

>>1036359
YOU MEAN IT'S NOT THAT?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

CHILDHOOD RUINED

>> No.1037703

>>1032308
No you didn't, you took that idea from a strip comic

>> No.1037714
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1037714

Not exactly retro, but I never understood what the fuck this was supposed to be. I'm pretty decent at interpreting sprites and whatnot, but some of Warcraft 3's icons were just mind boggling.

>> No.1037724

>>1035732
bear

>> No.1037790
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>>1033779

The eyes in the middle are the eyes of his true face. He doesn't have a full upper body. The "arms" are screwed down to the hilt and the head is just the tip of the handle. It's decorative.

Besides, the whole point is that he's Mack the Knife. It wouldn't make sense if he was Mack the Knife-Riding Devil Man. All of the other bosses working for Smithy are literally living weapons. It wouldn't make sense that he'd be the exception and simply ride on it.

Besides, there's no reason why he would have giant eyes on the hilt if that wasn't his real face. The devil head and fixed arms are just a decorative handle,

>> No.1037806

>>1032316

I live in Australia and I did.
Read a book.

>> No.1037812

>>1032247
i thought he has no eyes

>> No.1037816
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1037816

>>1037714
eyes and mouth, it's the "face" of the shredder

>> No.1037820

>>1037714
haha that always looked like whale to me

>> No.1037968

Lol Aghanim is so fucking true!

>> No.1038776
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1038776

Here's a good one.

animooted

>> No.1038810

>>1035646
Its an action figure with a jetpack on.

>> No.1039074

>>1037790
Making "Mack the Knife" a literal knife is retarded though, that's like something a third grader would think is funny.

In Japan his name isn't even Mack in the first place, so that lame pun didn't factor into his design in any way.

>All of the other bosses working for Smithy are literally living weapons.
The Axem Rangers aren't axes. They wield axes, their ship is a giant axe, but the rangers themselves are different-colored robots.

>> No.1039083

>>1032367
I thought they were animated apples until recently. No joke.

>> No.1039101

>>1036675
Shit son, so did I. The white face and the colored bodies reminded me of that kid's show, Thomas and friends.

>> No.1039103

>>1032215

EVERYTHING in EarthBound.

>> No.1039110

Half of you people are fucking retarded.

>> No.1039116

>>1032273
You and my older brother both. Why would fucking parrots be in a cave?

>> No.1039120

>>1032263
daruma, the weird japanese doll things, only with mustaches.

>> No.1039121
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1039121

I thought Vile's shoulder cannon was like a nose thing on his helmet for the longest time.

>> No.1039142

You people have some seriously fucked up eyes.

>> No.1039147
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1039147

>>1039142
why, thank you sir.

>> No.1039171

>>1032460
I thought he was a cricket and the cape looking thing was his shell/wings that crickets have. He was hiding in the bush which is why i thought he was an insect.

>> No.1039184
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1039184

Never could figure these things out, thought they were like a crystal ball on top of a walking table

>> No.1039186

>>1039184
I always thought they were like some kind of octopus/tentacle rape monster,

>> No.1039190

>>1039074

Blade is a living axe though. And he's shown to be a sapient being with a penchant for arriving late.

In this game, if the weapon has eyes on it, it means that the weapon is alive.

The devil's arms are bolted onto the knife's hilt and he has neither legs nor hands. It's just decorative. Or maybe it's not. Maybe that's the face that he uses to speak from. The eyes on the hilt are meant to imply that the knife itself is alive though. It could be a conjoined creation, but those eyes aren't decorative and would serve no purpose if they weren't a part of his face.

>> No.1039192

>>1037816
Hnnng I love Warcraft IIIs gorgeous detailed models.
Holy christ there will never be anything this good out of Blizzard ever again, everyone got their check from WoW and went to the Bahamas for life.

>> No.1039193

>>1038776
Don't see it.

>> No.1039212

>>1039190
It's two creatures. Simple enough. Smithy designed it in his stupid factory, go ask him what the fuck he was thinking.

>> No.1039241 [DELETED] 

As a kid, when I played MGS I'd get to this part and I always thought there was shit all over this guys ass. Me and my friend would just run around this screen looking at the guy and just laughing. We called him poopass. This is the farthest I've ever got in the game.

>> No.1039242
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1039242

As a kid, when I played MGS I'd get to this part and I always thought there was shit all over this guys ass. Me and my friend would just run around this screen looking at the guy and just laughing. We called him poopass. This is the farthest I've ever got in the game

>> No.1039254

>>1032415
That part always fucked with me because I'd start laughing. It looks like she's looking away from him, smelling a fart in her green cape and keeping it all to herself, not sharing and that's why she's dead, from going full fart to the head.

>> No.1039256
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1039256

>>1039190
>In this game, if the weapon has eyes on it, it means that the weapon is alive.

No one's saying the knife isn't alive. We're just saying it's not Mack.

To use a real-life example, imagine you're at a renaissance festival and you've just been introduced to Lord Killingstein. An armored knight on horseback.

Unless you're playing the role of village idiot, you're not seriously going to entertain the notion that Lord Killingstein is a talking horse with an inanimate human-shaped decoration on its back.

>> No.1039258

>>1039256
Especially when all of Mack's soldiers are, in fact, guys on pogo weapons.

>> No.1039268

>>1039256
I might. Jesus that is one pissed off looking horse.

>> No.1039279
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1039279

>>1032415
Illustration sucks, but you get my point

>> No.1039286

>>1036340
Mario looks so scared ;_;

>> No.1039291

>>1036764
which one?

>> No.1039298
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1039298

Metroid is just full of stuff like that. NES sprites in general are fucking scary when you're a little kid, especially if they involve space travel and aliens.

>> No.1039304

>>1039291
One of the Oracle games. At one point you have to find four gems to unlock an ancient ruin. The gems are shaped like a square, circle, triangle, and X, and the inventory description is "Treasures of a bygone age."

>> No.1039310
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1039310

These guys used to make me lol so hard because I thought they said "OH BABY" when they died.

>> No.1039323
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1039323

>>1036340
I thought I was the only one who saw it like that. Damn shitty CRTs.

>> No.1039392

>>1039310
The same thing happened to me, but with a different misheard line. I always thought they said "I'M LEAVIN'!" As in, they had had enough of this place and were going to go find a job that didn't involve getting shot at.

>> No.1039430

>>1036395

those things in the foreground are wily's feet. this big toes are on the top

I gotta say you guys are terrible at seeing sprites. the only one I never figured out was that terrible fucking sprite of cyan's wife

it is an abomination

>> No.1039436

>>1039310
I heard "MY NAME IS" because theyre singi9ng an eminem song

>> No.1039439

Tap-Taps in Yoshi's Island. I thought their noses were big Cyclops eyes until I reached 6-4 for the first time.

>> No.1039441

>>1036340
I couldn't even tell what the third one was for a while.

>> No.1039448
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1039448

>>1039436

>> No.1039526

>>1039430
>those things in the foreground are wily's feet. this big toes are on the top

Haha, oh wow, you really are that stupid. You think Wily is doing the fucking splits in there?

>> No.1039650

>>1037203
I saw the mandibles myself as a child by not horn eyes or the cap head.

>> No.1039719
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1039719

>> No.1039763

>>1035646
I thought it was an old alarm clock, with two different color bells on top

>> No.1040076
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1040076

Classic.

I think I realized pretty quickly that he was standing in front of a cave, but my initial impression of him wearing a British guard hat still stuck with me. It sorta fits, cuz he's guarding a place.

>> No.1040101

>>1039279
Looks like a lady lying down on her stomach with a teddy bear resting peacefully on her mane.

>> No.1040217

>>1033779
I really think he was supposed to be 2 enemies originally.

>> No.1040261

>>1036359
I'll never believe this. The sad pathetic look on mother brains fake back face is part of what makes it profound

>> No.1040370

>>1039719

These sprites were always bizarre....I always thought it was some kind of fairy costume.

>> No.1040372

>>1040076
>but my initial impression of him wearing a British guard hat still stuck with me. It sorta fits, cuz he's guarding a place.

Ha,same here. Like the image, most people seem to interpret it as an afro instead.

>> No.1040470

>Thought Geno's hair poof was his nose
>the symbol on his hat was his eyes
>thought his eyes were his mouth, grinning like a mofo

>> No.1040483

>>1040261
Come on... I know the manual is deliberately vague about what Mother Brain is, but it's fucking called mother BRAIN.

>> No.1040493

>>1039310
JEWSTOPPER.

OH BABY!

>> No.1040550
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1040550

>> No.1040678
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1040678

The only thing I could really think of

>> No.1040845

>>1040678
I thought Ozzie from Chrono Trigger was a cyclops for the longest time, for pretty much the same reason.

Low-res sprites always leave a lot to interpretation.

>> No.1041162

>>1032395
Pokey?

>> No.1041187

>>1032369

The shading on the Diglett's nose makes it hard to see as a mouth.

>> No.1041191

>>1040678
Wait, which one is correct? I'm pretty sure there's a detailed picture in the manual but I don't have it handy.

>> No.1041196

>>1032395

The perspective on this is all fucked up when you look at it as originally intended, his head is fucking huge and mishapen. Only when you look at it incorrectly does it even begin to make sense.

>> No.1041240
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1041240

I always wondered why the Emperor was a dog as a kid.

I'm still not sure if his eyes are supposed to be the red/yellow things at the top or the black/white things in the middle.

>> No.1041254
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1041254

>>1036569
Walking red oldfashioned alarm clocks

>> No.1041264

>>1041187

Look at it again. It looks like a single tooth.

>> No.1041281

me and my little brother thought the feather in super mario world was a popsicle when we were kids playing on a blurry 10-inch television

>> No.1041315

>>1041240
the white things in the middle, you chucklefucks

>as a kid

this is why unfiltered emulation is bad, people

>> No.1041446

>>1032367
They actually had a slightly different name from the usual Goombas in the Japanese version ("Kuribon" vs. "Kuriboo"), so it would seem the intention was for them to be different type.

>> No.1041453

>>1039298
I lost it at "small potted tree that someone knocked over".

>> No.1041456

>>1039439
For some reason my little sister called the Tap-Taps "pointy puppies".

>> No.1041734
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1041734

I must have beaten Earthbound around three times, and I still don't understand.

When Ness is stationary, is his foot always up or what?

>> No.1041738

>>1041734

Old JRPG sprite thing when characters never stood still, always in marching sprite positions

>> No.1041763
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1041763

I thought that Bee Blader's eyes in Mega Man X were its cheeks and that its antennae were its eyes. Finally seeing it the right way recently blew my mind.

>> No.1041764

>>1041734
Yup, that way you get a complete walk cycle just by flipping the sprite. Only one sprite takes less space on the cartridge.

>> No.1041765

>>1041763
>4 cheeks
I...
You..

>> No.1041775

If the big round green is the eye, wouldn't that still be only 2 cheeks?

>> No.1041839

>>1041763
How do you even see that.
I demand a drawing.

>> No.1041841
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1041841

>>1039298
>angry floating brain

>> No.1041848

>>1032395
Man, no matter how hard I look, I cannot see that thing on the right in the sprite.

>> No.1041858

>>1040493
Jesus I love it.


As for me, I have apparently always misheard Captain Falcon on his Up-B. Ever since Smash 64, and persisting through every sequel, I have thought that Falcon was saying "JERKS!" after he threw them off his explosive body. I figured he was being some hot-blooded punk or something, insulting everybody else in the fight for even showing up and wasting his time. It's stranger in that when I listen to those videos of him saying YES over and over, I can clearly understand that he's saying YES and not JERKS, but when in-game I can never hear it as YES, only JERKS.

>> No.1041865

>>1041264
No no, the shading under the nose. It clearly demonstrates that there's something coming outward (like a nose), not receding inward (as would a mouth).

>> No.1041928

I always thought the whip upgrade in super castlevania iv was a skeletal pelvis.
Im pretty surprised that no-one else has mentioned it. Also the pork chop was a chicken drumstick

>> No.1042127

>>1035624
I have great difficulty seeing what is depicted.

>> No.1042137

>>1041191
Yeah, you mean it's not actually two-eyed?

>> No.1042157

>>1041191
>>1042137
The picture from the manual shows them having two red eyes. They have two eyes in Link to the Past, as well, though the Dark World variants only have one eye, I think.

>> No.1042164
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1042164

>>1042157
From the wiki.

>> No.1042179

>>1032484
I never fucking noticed that. I just thought the red thing was his handle.

>> No.1042202
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1042202

what i saw was a cow, but its a wolf

>> No.1042205

>>1040845
I kinda like that quality about them, leaves more to the imagination. 3D kinda killed that

>> No.1042221
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1042221

Always.

>> No.1042230

>>1035624

Fuck, I saw the misinterpreted version first, but I can't see it now that I figured out what the actual image is. It's like that fucking rotating ballerina.

>> No.1042240

>>1042202
I saw giant angry pigs.

>> No.1042242

>>1039193

Hitmonchan turns into doduo and a schizophrenic togetik. It's not so much a "this is how I saw this sprite" (especially because togetik didn't exist at that point) a much as a wtf perspective shift.

>> No.1042375
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1042375

This is a half-assed attempt at OC I'm sure someone's already done before. An artfag I am not.

>> No.1042468
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1042468

>> No.1042474

>>1042375

i always say it as that too. they dont look like nurses at all

>> No.1042509

>>1035646
The women in this and Double Dragon are the reason I'm into kinky shit now, I swear.

>> No.1042513

>>1042468
I like that Geno better than Square's.

>> No.1042595

>>1042513
I don't.

>> No.1042601

>>1042468
Where is he from? I always assumed it was Super Mario RPG but that didn't use sprites.

>> No.1042643

>>1039147
I don't understand.

>> No.1042651

>>1042643
Nothing in this thread makes sense

>> No.1042663

>>1042601
SMRPG used sprites just like 99% of SNES games, they were just pre-rendered instead of pixel art'ed.

>> No.1042665

>>1042601
almost all super nintendo games used sprites some where just pre rendered images made with more advanced technology such is the case with Donkey Kong Country and Super Mario RPG, IIRC, Starfox used vector graphics and therefore used less sprites however

>> No.1042686

>>1039719
>not a little girl with angel wings

>> No.1042928
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1042928

>>1039242
>mfw in MGS4 "poopass" becomes a major character and shits himself.

>> No.1043208
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1043208

Before I was old enough to really understand who Hitler and nazis were, I thought the "die fuhrer die" icon was just a really pissed-off looking guy with bared teeth.

>> No.1043306
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1043306

>>1042928
>mfw "poopass" is actually a beautiful man who marries Meryl.

>> No.1043317
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1043317

When I was a kid, I used to think that the cloud that passes the moon in the intro to Castlevania was some sort of blimp to show the player that the bad guy was heading towards the castle.

>> No.1043693
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1043693

>>1041839

Here you go, hopefully it will make more sense than my explanation did.

>> No.1043738

>>1042468
Are you me?

>> No.1043743

>>1043693
I thought the same thing until you point it out.

>> No.1043792
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1043792

>>1042221
a-anyone?

>> No.1043819

>>1041446
If you think about it it's a pretty interesting concept.

They're like a different species of goomba that mimics an apple instead of a mushroom.

>> No.1043837

>>1032484
>>1033631
>>1033779
>>1037790
>>1039074
>>1039190
My guess is that Mack is a living weapon like every other boss and he drew some eyes and a mouth on his handle to convince the shy guys that he's also a guy riding a sword like a pogo stick and that they should work for him because he has the biggest sword and that's how things work in the Mario universe.

>> No.1043870

dat face

>> No.1044003

>>1032367
>>1032427
>>1041446

Goomba seems to be just a generic term for "lackeys" in Western markets.

There are indeed several species of Goomba. Mushroom species in SMB 1,2,3, 64, Galaxy, etc
And Chestnut species in SMW, 3DLand, and WiiU
Also, I think I read somewhere that they were always supposed to be Chestnuts and that's what "Kuribo" means, or maybe that was just in reference to SMW.

>> No.1044010

>>1032427

Same anon as:
>>1044003
I forgot to mention, I always saw the original ones as owls, too. I don't think it was until like the mid 90s when I found and read the instruction booklet that I got that they were mutant mushrooms!

>> No.1044052

>>1033271
the japanese have some strange fucking folklore

>> No.1044057

>>1032395
I always saw him this way too. I couldn't figure out what was so scary about kid with a stupid haircut.

>> No.1044054

>>1043792
Jesus christ, I can't unsee it now.

>> No.1044062

>>1041254
YES

And when Yoshi's Island came out and you had better official art in game and otherwise, I saw they were little hooded clansmen with white masks and instantly thought Shy Guys were the shit.

I still think Shy Guys are awesome

>> No.1044063

>>1043819
I've often thought about such things, especially when Mario Galaxy had two different goomba types in it. The immense enemy variety and creativity of Mario World really convinces me that it was the apex of Miyamoto's creativity for Mario games. Sure, the ones following were great too, but none really shined with the same raw creative energy, at least enemy-wise.

>> No.1044067

>>1037790
>Smithy
>Smith
>All bosses are living weapons

Holy fuck, it all makes sense. I guess I can finally contribute to all of those 'obvious retro game things you only realized years afterward' threads now.

>> No.1044069

>>1042242
Also, that's a Togekiss, for the record.

>> No.1044128
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1044128

>>1036646

>> No.1044132
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1044132

I was a fucking retard as a kid

>> No.1044146
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1044146

>>1032291
To this day the Narshe guards look like mummies with huge shoulders to me.

>> No.1044163

>>1044146
Never played it, but what, you mean they're not ?

>> No.1044191

>>1032415
I always thought the yellow white was a flipped up dress, the peach was feet, the pure white was face, and the red was a bonnet. But that's not what it is at all.

>> No.1044193

>>1036385
also: guy with cowboy hat

>> No.1044215
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1044215

Not a sprite, but similar deal. Sorry if it's hard to make out.

>> No.1044221

>>1044215
Fuck... can't unsee...

>> No.1044236

>>1037121
I see a bald black man with a grey beard

>> No.1044248

>>1041928
>implying it wasn't a ham

>> No.1044669 [DELETED] 
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1044669

>>1043819
they're actually supposed to be chestnuts
Kuribo=chestnut person

>> No.1044695

>>1032991
It's not a swastika, it's a manji.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manji

>> No.1044710

>>1032408
This was deliberate though.

>> No.1044721

>>1036365
Onis*

>> No.1044726

>>1039242
But that character actually shits himself.

>> No.1044730

>>1039719
I saw a little girl with Vaporeon-like ears

>> No.1044740
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1044740

>>1044215
I'm using this as a reaction image from now on, thanks.

>> No.1044746

>>1044067
The thing I found strange though was that while they came up with fitting translations for most of the boss names, they left Yaridovich as is. Unless you happen to know that "yari" is Japanese for "spear", it doesn't make much sense.

>> No.1044828

>>1044146
>>1044163
They're wearing helmets with earflaps, masks and overcoats. Sort of an arctic ninja look.

>> No.1044834

>>1036337
The dress is very odd, I thought the shoulder part was some kind of breathing device that is keeping her alive.

>> No.1044861

>>1042240
>"Blue pigs get the kick. Everything gets the kick"

>>1044215
Thank christ that's a disc image I'm unlikely to see again, because that stupid face is the first thing I see now.

>> No.1044896

>>1032408
Haha fuck. I always saaw it as angry metapod. The sad one looks dopey as fuck. Also just noticed the tail, looks like caterpies.

>> No.1044945
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1044945

>>1042928
>>1043306

Worst subplot in the whole terrible game.

>> No.1044948
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1044948

Fish skull looking both ways, then dives under the lava to tell the dragon which way mario is coming from.

>> No.1044957

>>1044945
Wow! How can one person be so correct?

>> No.1044992
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1044992

>>1044948
I KNEW I COULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE

>> No.1045029

>>1032395
This and pink-haired Link really show lack of detail in alttp

>> No.1045184

>>1034210

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIT

>> No.1045189

>>1032628

Sauce?

>> No.1045201

>>1044945
Never played Guns of the Patriots. I've only played Snake Eater.

>> No.1045349

>>1044948
If that's not what it is, what is it?

>> No.1045385

>>1042230
>>1037580
>>1037247
>>1036669

How could you fucking idiots see anything OTHER than an Ork?

>> No.1045389

>>1045349
It is the eyes of the dragon.

>>1045189
Seem like it is Batman Beyond though I could be wrong. They are always dancing like that in some episodes.

>> No.1045391

>>1044834

I can't understand how you can see it as anything other than a beige/green coat.

>> No.1045436

>>1040550
wait, did they write "sborro" on the italian flag?
Sborro means cum in italian what the hell

>> No.1045438
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1045438

>>1032219

it's moguri, a mole and a bat, the same thing as moogles from final fantasy and to a lesser extent gizmo from gremlins

>> No.1045446

>>1044740
It's a bit dark. I'm sure you can find a brighter version, or increase the contrast in GIMP or something

>> No.1045661

>>1045436
Sbarro.

>> No.1045771

>>1044992
THANK YOU JESUS
I've played this game every few years since I was 8 or 9, and only a few years ago (28 now) I saw what it actually was...

>> No.1045796
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1045796

>>1037045
Cuz everyone's head was the same size, it usually wasn't that hard.

Now some of the ENEMY sprites... Literally had no idea this was a bunny until I played it on the PS1.

>> No.1045806

>>1045796
Yeah, I used to see it as some sort of plant-like creature with an odd-looking head. I interpreted the front part of the sprite as crossed arms / tendrils. Now, when I saw the Rhobite palette swap later on, I figured it out. The plant parts of it were purple, and the rabbit was green. It stood out more, to me.

>> No.1045814

>>1045796

Holy shit I thought those were salads with turbans.

>> No.1045826
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1045826

>>1032395
This was how I saw him.

>> No.1045858

>>1045796
I was scrolling past this thread and had to stop because I thought the rabbit was a pair of breasts.

>> No.1045861

>>1045826
That's pretty much how you're supposed to see him.

>> No.1045863

>>1045861
Yeah I read the rest of the thread, realised I was actually a lot closer than the other dude.

Hah.

>> No.1045889

>>1044248
Instruction booklet said pork chop

>> No.1045895

>>1044740
Please dont, its terrible

>> No.1045897
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1045897

Even though I had the manual, I thought the Chinese hopping vampires in Super Mario Land were jump-kicking kung fu guys.

>> No.1045924

>>1045389
>>1045189
Pearl Jam - Do The Evolution
Get 4chanX. It's got a handy, built-in Google image-search.

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>>1045391
Because it's small, I was playing it on a small CRT tv in the mid 90s, and because there is white on both the green coat and the dress it makes the two sides look like they're connected in the middle. The shoulder area of the coat is really high up and looks like it's around her neck.

>> No.1046047

>>1045897
... Wow I totally did too. Probably because it was chinese land or whatever.

>> No.1046091

>>1032725
No. I mean: I always wondered if I was the only seeing the clown.

>>1036858
Maybe.

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>>1046015

I thought some retarded stuff myself.

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>>1040493
POOP FOSSIL.

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>>1046015
I think it looks creepy.

>> No.1046505

>>1044746
I knew what a yari was in 1996, thanks to Ninja Turtles, but I think "Robespierre" would have been a good English localized name for him.

I used to love drawing Yaridovich. He's so creepy and alien looking.