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New Duke Nukem remastered footage for a system that no one owns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BnBZpRa3Pk

>> No.10300063 [DELETED] 

>>10300052
Literally who cares about sidescroller Douk? Keenvanias were old news long before then.

>> No.10300070 [DELETED] 

>>10300063
Off yourself zoom zoom

>> No.10300074 [DELETED] 
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>>10300052
What the fuck. Why is Clint shilling this garbage?

>> No.10300084 [DELETED] 

>>10300074
perhaps some goth pussy was used to tempt him

>> No.10300089 [DELETED] 

>>10300070
Go buy more garbage, ape.

>> No.10300092 [DELETED] 

>>10300084
>goth pussy
QRD?

>> No.10300093 [DELETED] 

>>10300074
He really likes Duke Nukem. Money might also help too

>> No.10300095

>>10300052
Randy needs more money to gamble away on Hustler

>> No.10300189

>>10300074
>garbage
You and me can seethe about it being exclusive to some coomlector handheld but you cannot call it garbage. There's clear effort being put into these.

>> No.10300207

>>10300189
>There's clear effort being put into these
Then wouldn't it be a better idea to sell it on PC, you know, the platform that has the most people interested in old DOS games? If there effort then it's wasted just to sell some shitty handheld.

>> No.10300235

>>10300207
The remasters are being funded by that Evercade company. It has nothing to do with Gearbox.

This company has just licensed out the Duke property for their product. They're putting all the work in, hiring the programmers and shit. I do hope myself someone can rip it or reverse engineer or or something. Also they couldn't afford the pc version of 3D for the collection so it's just a modified playstation version and they also couldn't afford the music rights so none of the Bobby Prince music is going to be in there

>> No.10300236

>>10300207
There's no reason to get a platform if there's no hook for it. Reminds me of the people that constantly seethed about games that weren't ported out of the Vita or took a long time after the Vita was dead to get ported out.

>> No.10300246 [DELETED] 

>>10300074
Pushing Up Roses starting an onlyfans really did a number on his psyche.

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>>10300084
>>10300092
He dated Pushinguproses for a while, of course she joined the pronouns brigade and they broke up.

>> No.10300268

>>10300235
>they couldn't afford the pc version of 3D for the collection so it's just a modified playstation version and they also couldn't afford the music rights so none of the Bobby Prince music is going to be in there
That's just sad

>> No.10300270 [DELETED] 

>>10300247
>they broke up
I don't know who from the two broke up but looking at her I'd say he dodged a bullet

>> No.10300272

>>10300207
I don't actually believe PC gamers are interested in old DOS games any more.

>> No.10300275

>>10300272
The majority? Absolutely not, but it's still where there's the largest audience for those games.

>> No.10300295 [DELETED] 

>>10300270
He broke up with her

>> No.10300314 [DELETED] 

>>10300247
where is the goth?

>> No.10300317

>>10300275
I'm really not convinced that's where they are. I think an audience into DOS games would be more into a dedicated platform for it that lets them plug in different sound drivers and futz around with a simpler experience that lets them play the games.

>> No.10300327 [DELETED] 

>>10300314
Apparently Clint's wife he broke up with pushinguproses for, but I can't find any photos of her.

>> No.10300335 [DELETED] 

Oh thank god I thought lgr was an incel.

>> No.10300393 [DELETED] 

>>10300063
true

>> No.10300459 [DELETED] 

>>10300246
I always love taking a look at these ugly hobgoblins who pose for nudes. Gives me a raging boner.

>> No.10302507

>>10300268
Bobby didn't have the same licensing agreement with the music as Lee did, it only covered the original PC release (and maybe the PSX and Saturn ports), and this is something which Randy forgot when he launched the 20th Anniversary version of Duke Nukem 3D. Thus Bobby sued Gearbox for using his music without permission, which was eventually settled.

I'm sure Bobby would be fine with cutting a deal with the Evercade people, but the costs are going to go up this way.

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>>10300235
>I do hope myself someone can rip it or reverse engineer or or something.
From what I recall, Evercade carts are essentially just SD cards in a different physical form. The Evercade itself I think runs a custom Linux since there's usually a launch.sh

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Just search for Rigelengine. You get Duke Nukem 2 in widescreen, smooth gameplay, better framerate and modding support for free.
PC doesn´t need that Port.

>> No.10303846

>>10303672
Tell me more, stranger.

>> No.10304904

>>10303846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzAjuSfDukQ

>> No.10304960

That's neat I guess. I barely know what an Evercade is though.
Just pure Chinatrash, or is there something to it?

>> No.10305095

Sick of modern consoles annd always online shit? Buy evercade and support them, they put out super affordable official licensed game carts on great hardware. Of course - if you are a pirate you may not want to bother. I just love the fact I have a physical official collection of the Oliver twins games I can play on my TV as well as tons more

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>>10300189
>effort being put
>AI golem-generated boxart
How much does Randy pay you for shilling here?

>> No.10305589

>>10304960
The build of the console and pad itself reek of cheap bootleg crap from the looks of it, yes

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>>10305439
please tell me this isn't official artwork. this is just lazy

>> No.10305619

>>10305439
>>10305604
It's always the hands

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>>10305619

>> No.10305641

>>10305604
What makes it worse is how god damn easy it would be to fix but they won't even put that much effort into it.

>> No.10307469

>>10305439
It doesn't even look good even if you were to fix the hands, AI art just has this ugly style to it which is unappealing.

>> No.10307473

>>10305439
>>10305604
The best part about this is Evercade was like

>Sorry it's not our fault!!! we didn't know!!!

If that is true, it only makes it worse as it shows the kind of low standard and work procedure they have not to realize this. Plus it only begs the question as to why the artist would do this and think he'd get away with it in the first place, did they pay him so little that he decided the pay was only worth AI art?

>> No.10307519

>>10303672
I wonder if that guy got involved with this duke nukem evercade thing.
I want to see a Rigel Engine port for Duke 1 as well.

>> No.10308320

>>10305626
This is what happens if you fap too hard.

>> No.10308380

>>10305095
no and go fucking advertise that shit somewhere else

>> No.10308482

>>10305439
>The programmers remastering the game is the same as people in charge of marketing

>> No.10308506

Mogged by Comnander Keen amd Doom

>> No.10309309

>>10307519
Yes, they contracted him.
https://lethalguitar.wordpress.com/2023/10/03/duke-nukem-12-remastered/

>> No.10309314

>>10305604
>>10305626
The age of AI, everybody.

>> No.10309320

The world would be so much fucking better as a whole if everyone would just realize you don't need to pay money to play old games.

>> No.10309335

>>10300052
The fuck is an Evercade

>> No.10309396

>>10303672
And get a virus? No thanks.

>> No.10309402

>>10309309
That's pretty fucking cool. The guy did good work so I hope he was paid well for this.
If he was involved with the port for Douk 1, I hope we see that soon as well. I fucking love Duke 1 and 2, genuinely fantastic games.

>> No.10309417

>>10309402
Maybe I should have clicked on the article and read it. Well good to see he was spearheading both Douk 1 and 2's port like that. Doubtful we'll see a freeware version of Douk 1's port.
I'll be honest when I say I'd be willing to buy Duke 1 and 2's ports if they sold them, I can't imagine they'd be very expensive.

>> No.10309496

>>10305604
hahaha holy shit the mag makes it look like a penrose stairs sten gun

>> No.10309508

>>10304960
Pretty sure they had this out for the 360 (as a side arcade download) not long ago and it played almost perfect for it

>> No.10309509

>>10305604
W T F

are they using AI art for this now too?

>> No.10309517

>>10305439
Ran it through AI and picked the best one... Imagine the outputs that failed...

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>>10309496

>> No.10310028

>>10309509
They hired an artist to do the cover, and backtracked when they were informed they were using AI to generate the final product.

>> No.10310035

>>10310028
They couldn't tell by looking?

>> No.10310037

>>10310035
Apparently not, which tells you all you need to know about Evercade

>> No.10310227

>>10309396
I'm sure the guy got hired for this new port because he put a virus in a sourceport. Okay retard

>> No.10310232

>>10305439
based
jew the jew

>> No.10310257

>>10305604
Don't give them your money.

>> No.10310456

>>10307473
Evercade was the console where the first batch of games had button layouts that made no sense suggesting that they'd changed something fundamental about either the button layout or how they are connected at the hardware level without telling devs. Not only that, but the broken games all had DIFFERENT button layouts which tells you that it's either not the first time they did that or they had no fucking clue what they were giving their devs in the dev kits.
It's Blaze. Shit it out, sell it and discontinue it when you've got the next shit to sell.

>> No.10310486

>>10307519
>>10309417
In case you guys weren't aware, there is a sourceport for Duke 1 as well called FreeNukem. I don't recall how good it actually is, but it might be worth looking into.

>> No.10312021

>>10300052
So im gonna see this at Office Depot stock or some shit?
We still Atari 50ths there

>> No.10312035

>>10300095
Good news, Gearbox might be going into the corporate shitter so Randy will be on the streets.
This means someone might brave out a real leak from his greasy paws.

>> No.10312037

>>10300052
>Duke Nuke Advanced
Eh...

>> No.10312696

>>10300052
Who cares if it is exclusive? First one has a source port, and both of them play perfectly fine on DOSBox.