/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.10252297]

>Castlevania 64 is bad

[Anonymous No.10252303]

You shit your pants again faggot?

[Anonymous No.10252305]

Do they actually taste different?

[Anonymous No.10252323]

>James still has a lot of female fans all around the world. Literal hot girls who would fuck him any time
>i'm still here shitposting on 4chan

[Anonymous No.10252354]

>>10252297
Can we range ban this unfunny faggot. His relentless shilling is getting annoying.

[Anonymous No.10252387]

>>10252354
this post is AAAAASS

[Anonymous No.10252420]

kek what a balding bitch

[Anonymous No.10252430]

>>10252420
This post was brought to 4chan by our friends at Keeps. Losing your hair? Use code FAGGOT for a 50% discount!!

[Anonymous No.10252438]

>>10252297
Go tell your friends on reddit about it.

[Anonymous No.10252527]

Why is Chris Bores being sponsored by garlics?

[Anonymous No.10252608]

>>10252297
….

[Anonymous No.10252646]

this has to be a joke. he's a movie buff, must be a onions green reference.

[Anonymous No.10252647]

>>10252297
>>10252305
Here's the nutritional profile of Onions, the "best meal replacement" for $3.50 per bottle:
>400 calories
>31% total fat
>20g of protein
>+ a multivitamin that gives you only 20% DV

Here's the nutritional profile of greek yogurt for 64 cents:
>90 calories.
>0% total fat.
>15g protein

I'd say the insulting part here is why did Onions think AVGN's channel would be the perfect audience for this product.

[Anonymous No.10252651]

>>10252646
onions green*

[Anonymous No.10252657]

WTF IS THIS ONIONS AUTOCORRECT ITS KINDA FUNNY

[Anonymous No.10252667]

>onions
so many fucking tourists from reddit cinemassacretruth here. kys instantly subhumans

[Anonymous No.10252680]

>>10252323
>be rich famous
>get married to April and have no time
James used the monkey paw and it cursed him

[Anonymous No.10252702]

>>10252647
It's supposed to be a "meal replacement" or whatever the hell they call it. People need fat and calories to live, especially the kind of people these are probably marketed towards.

[Anonymous No.10252715]

>it's real

[Anonymous No.10252717]

>>10252297
Never imagined an earthbound fan would be drinking this stuff....

[Anonymous No.10252726]

>>10252715
>he actually drank it
it's over

[Anonymous No.10252729]

>>10252702
They can add a handful of almonds to the yogurt. A ratio of 400 calories for only 20g protein is very low. If you weigh 180 pounds, as an example, you'd need 135g protein a day. But already wasted 400 calories on this.

Vegan protein powder can be ~140 calories with 20g protein and same amount of vitamins and more for half the price.

I almost fell for this once, when I didn't know better (when it came out). Oh, I can skip making food and just eat this every day. Nope.

[Anonymous No.10252754]

>>10252726

[Anonymous No.10252762]

>>10252680
>no time
Because he is fucking fangirls while April takes care of the kids
>Noooo he's a cuck!
Projecting.
Also i'm pretty sure the onions ad is on purpose. And cinemassacretruth trannies are falling, as always.

[Anonymous No.10252767]

>>10252726
>soibot I need you. My strength is waning.

[Anonymous No.10252774]

>>10252647
Greek yogurt is garbage. Icelandic skyr or bust. Anyway, this isn't video games.

[Anonymous No.10252781]

>>10252762
>cinemassacretruth
How is this a subreddit? I mean sure James is a retard and the only reason AVGN was ever good was because Mike was involved and it's shit because he's not writing the episodes anymore. But what is there to discuss beyond that so people need an entire subreddit?

[Anonymous No.10252795]

>>10252781
It's a lot of making mountains out of molehills. What really triggered its growth is the slobs being fuckwits and giving the sub attention.

[Anonymous No.10252804]

>>10252762
>>10252795
Hey, fag, maybe you should go back there. We've already got enough Redditors here.

[Anonymous No.10252807]

>>10252297
pretty crazy that they named a brand after something from Xenogears when you think about it

[Anonymous No.10252813]

>>10252807

[Anonymous No.10252838]

>>10252729
You don't need that much protein and that is actually pro-cancer (as methionine restriction is anti-cancer). Probably the main reason why rich countries have high cancer rates, they eat too much protons (fat and sugar are responsible for other diseases). If you were in tune with your body and not conditioned by modern lifestyle you would know that you don't need that much protons. Make your body more efficient by actually testing what you need (through intermittent fasting, low protein, low sugar).

[Anonymous No.10252846]

>>10252804
Dat right!

[Anonymous No.10252864]

>>10252774
>Anyway, this isn't video games.
You're right, my bad. Fixed with pic related. According to the meta of this game, white bread is good for you but I'd highly disagree. I need to try skyr.

>>10252781
It's filled with angry parasocial people with nothing better to do than discuss another man and their career. Perhaps onions is for them.

[Anonymous No.10252868]

>>10252838
>Probably the main reason why rich countries have high cancer rates
Then why are rich countries like Japan, Switzerland, South Korea, Australia, Spain and Norway in the top 10 countries with the longest life expectancy

[Anonymous No.10252881]

>>10252838
You need that much protein if you're a man and want to have muscles, though. If you fast and don't eat enough protein to offset it you will lose muscle mass and become a skeleton.

[Anonymous No.10252895]

>>10252838
>>10252868

[Anonymous No.10252904]

>>10252895
Haiti should been lower black bar

[Anonymous No.10252906]

>>10252904

[Anonymous No.10252909]

>>10252647
>>10252702
>>10252729
>>10252838
>>10252868
>>10252881
>>10252895
>>10252904
>>10252906
That's nice and all, but how's this retro? Go back to /v/?

[Anonymous No.10252913]

>>10252715

[Anonymous No.10252916]

>>10252909
This is a thread dedicated to seething about a special needs adult who did an ad read for a product involved in an old meme. Still less gay than mass replying.

[Anonymous No.10252925]

>>10252916
Oh, I see. Can we discuss his political leanings too? What's his sex life like? I bet he likes Pineapple on pizza.

[Anonymous No.10252936]

>>10252925
Check out the subreddit, they love to discuss everything from the kinds of shoes he wears, how much time he dedicates to playing the guitar a day, to when he likes to go to bed and how much freetime he has. It's a great community.

[Anonymous No.10252940]

Sad to see a genuine media pioneer being dissected like a common lolcow.

[Anonymous No.10252952]

>>10252936
>Check out the subreddit
I'm already here.

[Anonymous No.10252969]

>>10252715
HE GOT MEMED THERES NO WAY IN HELL THIS WASNT DONE IN BAD FAITH
JAMES NOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.10253013]

>>10252762
Cope. He got bbc cucked by his wife in his own movie.

[Anonymous No.10253028]

>>10252297
I mean, I wouldnt call CV64 GOOD.

[Anonymous No.10253048]

>>10252647
He asked if they TASTE different, marketer.
Are you going to spout biological facts about STDs between two men when I asked if gay sex felt different from hetero sex?