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>> No.10132736

Eschatos in blibical terms mean end times/apocalypse.

>> No.10132743

I thought "Bastard!" for the SNES was the funniest shit when I discovered it on ROM sites when I was 12.

>> No.10132751

>>10132743
What's the plot of the game? Do you go around trying to find your father?

>> No.10132752 [DELETED] 
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Can't think of any /vr/ ones as bad as, well..

>> No.10132758
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>>10132731
This is actually a great game, I just wonder why they wouldn't change the name of the game to this...

The original name is Final Mission, and in Europe it's Action in New York. Americans really are fucked up.

>> No.10132951

>>10132731
Eric and the Floaters also known as Bomberman

>> No.10132962

>>10132731
That word wasn't really associated with shit that much back in the day, it's the internet fetish porn that brought the shit meaning of the word to the front of your mind.

>> No.10132980

>>10132751
Probably an adaption of the manga. Which is a dark fantasy manga

>> No.10132983 [DELETED] 

>>10132752
Iirc there is a DS game where you touch boobs (literally, with a stylus) so I can't see why you can't also touch dic.

>> No.10132990
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>>10132962
> boner used to mean a silly mistake
> gay simply meant happy

Good ol' days.

>> No.10133004

>>10132962
>That word wasn't really associated with shit that much back in the day
Scat is also a singing style, best known thanks to Scatman John.

>> No.10133013

>>10133004

BEEEE BA BA BADABO

>> No.10133026

>>10132962
YDNS anon. It is a technical term that preexisted this game.

Hammering Harry was slang for injecting/using large amounts of heroin. Devs actually may have the right to plead ignorance for using that name

>> No.10133027 [DELETED] 

>>10133004
one time i used Nero Burning ROM to make a mix CD with some of the inputs being mp3 and some weird repetition happened with Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop)

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Mom, can I get Guy Arse for Christmas?

>> No.10133037
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Spanky...the monkey?

>> No.10133038

>>10132731
I can't remember any particularly funny official names (I guess you have to dig Japanese romsets since they tend to give their stuff funny engrish names) but I absolutely adore titles which pirates give to the games in their multicarts.

My favorite is 1200-in-1, names get progressively wilder as you scroll through the list and there's always an intrigue on what game is hiding behind a pretentious name like Batman 30 or Furious 4.
FIY it's Contra and Binary Land

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>>10133038
Forgot pic

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>>10132731
kula is slang for poop in hungarian
made for an interesting review back in the day

>> No.10133220

>>10133192
Funny, because in Polish, "kula" is literally what's in the game and by extension, on the cover art - a sphere.

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fr fr no cap

>> No.10133440

Irritating Stick

>> No.10133459
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>>10133268
Speaking of Asmik

>> No.10133465
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>>10133035
Nigga the t-shirt tells you how to pronounce it

>> No.10133470

>>10133026
>Hammering Harry was slang for injecting/using large amounts of heroin.
no it wasn't

>> No.10133472

>>10133227
I wouldn't call this one "unfortunate" since there's no way it wasn't intentional

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>> No.10133509

>>10133268
kek

>> No.10133510

>>10133472
Intentional or not, it's still euro-jank (a different kind of unfortunate).

>> No.10133521

>>10133510
Shhhh… Auster will hear you

>> No.10133524
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Tales of Eternia was retitled to Tales of Destiny II in North America. A few years later a PS2 game called Tales of Destiny 2 comes out in Japan.

>> No.10133534

>>10133069
I didn't know they made a game about Genesis music.

>> No.10133598
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>> No.10133624
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They had to rename it to She-Fox in German speaking countries because it sounded too much like "Wichsen" which means wanking.

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>>10133598

>> No.10133779 [DELETED] 

>>10133615
What the hell is wrong with British people

>> No.10133805
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Not a common slur in Britain - apparently they just thought it was a weird made-up word

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Must have caused quite a few double-takes

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Meet "Happy Hippo Insel", a game so good it almost makes me not hate women. Almost.

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>>10132752
not retro

>> No.10133850

>>10133465
Definitely says "Guy Arse".

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>>10133840
Current sticky is nearly 3 years old.
If it gets updated to reflect that passage of time, DS might count. Thing's nearly 19 years old.

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>> No.10133870
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>> No.10133876
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>describe your penis with a video game title

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>>10133851
Not Retro

>> No.10133892

>>10133508
How did Capcom not get sued?

>> No.10133908

>>10133892
One Piece Mansion got a pass, while Vampire (Darkstalkers) was a trademark violation they had to negotiate.

>> No.10133915
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>> No.10133916 [DELETED] 

>>10133883
Your face is retro

>> No.10133923
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>> No.10133982
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I think I found OP's favorite vacation spot.

>> No.10133989 [DELETED] 

>>10132752
>>10132983
>janitors deleting on topic posts that as much as MENTION a non-/vr/ game title
think this is the straw that breaks the camels back in terms of the absolutely batshit autistic jannies on this board, jesus fuck
what an aids fucking board this has become
consider suicide you fat unpaid retards
be sure to ban me faggot monkeys so I can reset my router and call you faggot monkeys again

>> No.10134053

>>10133524
Why was this so common back then with jrpgs like with FF?

>> No.10134101

>>10133982
I bet he gets his stationary from pen island

>> No.10134105

>>10134101
beat my meat to it

>> No.10134109 [DELETED] 

>>10133004
I'M THE SCATMAN *Rips out anal beads*

>> No.10134135

There's a game that's literally called "Shit", but I can't seem to find it.

>> No.10134141

>>10133465
the shirt is fucking wrong, its "Gaia Rez", as in "Gaia Resurrection"

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>>10134135

>> No.10134149

>>10134053
they wanted to capitalize on name recognition since they figured americans were too stupid to recognize that "tales of" was the series name. Makes sense, since unlike in Japan, "Tales Of" is a generic prefix to a name of something in English. Moonlanders wouldn't have had an issue with that since it was a foreign word.

>> No.10134151

>>10133923
damn, thought the DANGER text said BANGER at first, honestly might be good change.

>> No.10134165 [DELETED] 

>>10133713
That's him on the box art, too. Time to burn every copy and throw the ashes in the landfill they threw Jimmy's ashes
>>10133779
We don't freak out over sex jokes while we're knee deep in dead toddlers

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>> No.10134223

>>10133465
Did they ever mass produce those shirts? Would anyone outside of shmup autists care?

>> No.10134228

>>10134223
Never mind, read the image
Still, anyone really going to wear that outside of gaming cons?

>> No.10134240

>>10132758
>ANAL MISSION
um breh?

>> No.10134330

>>10132731
*based

>> No.10134335

>>10133508
Yo-ho-ho, he took a bite of cun cun

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>> No.10134989

>>10132990
It's been the scientific name for animal poop for decades

>> No.10135008
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>>10133598
My son

>> No.10135065
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>>10135008
>krillin with a nose

>> No.10135175

>>10134179
What's so bad about this one?

>> No.10135195

>>10135175
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedball_(drug)

>> No.10135253
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what absolute dogshit name for a game series

>> No.10135259 [DELETED] 

>>10132731
>FACT. SCAT means: Sega Control Attack Team
https://youtu.be/FgMC77PNtYc?t=76

>> No.10135262

>Special Cybernetic Attack Team

I like Sega Control Attack Team more.
https://youtu.be/FgMC77PNtYc?t=61

>> No.10135267

>>10135253
>absolute dogshit name

y so

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>> No.10135307

>>10132731
Evil Twin: Cyprien's Chronicles

>> No.10135376

>>10132731
The guy on the cover is such a chad, has the moustache and bandana and all.

>>10132736
Right, but here it means Special Cybernetic Attack Team.

>>10132962
It may not have been that widely used, but it was hardly obscure, scatological humor is how you'd describe poopoo peepee humor, and that far predates niche internet pornography.

>>10133038
That shit can actually be pretty fun.

>> No.10135383

>>10133713
That's less the title that is unfortunate.

>>10134149
How would it be stupid to not recognize a foreign series which wasn't very popular?

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>>10132990
Any excuse to post it

>> No.10135385

>>10134053
>>10134149
No, they just couldn't call it Tales of Eternia in the US because Mattel would throw a shitfit over it

>> No.10135387

>>10134192
Oh sorry, I forgot that your guys' word, my digga.

>> No.10135445

>>10133470
>t. too young and lazy to google
Given how old and subcultural the expression is, Im not surprised if you don't find the exact phrase but googling either word will provide these contextual definitions. Join the dots dummy.

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The title that started an entire movement (allegedly)

>> No.10135530

>>10133029
OP, get in.

>> No.10135536

>>10133825
cute fat girl

>> No.10135597

>>10134240
Nintendo of America was like: "Anal Mission"? Nah, that's a bit too obvious, but let's stay with the theme. Any ideas? Yes, you in the back. Umm, how about scat? Love it!

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>> No.10135972

>>10135282
Hot

>> No.10136020
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speccy bros you're getting slow

>> No.10136026 [DELETED] 

>>10134192
i Hate DIGGERS

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>>10135282

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This one was weird for me and somehow it became a successful series

>> No.10136079

>>10135959
Shot a little tea out of my nose when I read this

>> No.10136083
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This one was weird for me and somehow it became a successful series

>> No.10136090

>>10136083
Formerly the Chuck for Spuck

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>>10133805
At least in LatAm is used as a slur. I would laugh my ass off if I see that on some store (like the Genshin devs, MiHoYo). Here is used mostly to piss of peruvians.

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>> No.10136308

>>10135253
>t. retard

Read Ville d'Ys.

>> No.10136378

>>10136274
Say what you will - that guy definitely is a Top.

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>> No.10136435

>>10136398
I have a spurdo edit of this, but I cba to find it

>> No.10136561

>>10135445
nobody on earth ever said that dumbass phrase.

>> No.10136660

>>10136398
:DDDD

>> No.10136668

>>10133004
"I used to think scat porn was a woman going ski bab da boo bap da bee bap on a guy's dick and I was way wrong."

>> No.10136753
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>>10136435
ebin :DDD

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>>10136753
Thanks king

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>>10136803
anything for another lover of Spurdo :DDD

>> No.10138305

>>10133035
>Are you sure this beautiful anime girl will help us sell our space shooter?
>Space shooter?

>> No.10138306

>>10136753
Dis game loogs breddy good :DDDD

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>>10133534
Heh

>> No.10138312

>>10133982
Is this the game where if you name the characters something naughty, they blush?

>> No.10138313

>>10134179
>>10135195
Honestly I think Speedball, the game series, is MORE well known than the drug at this point.

>> No.10138314

>>10135253
No, you're just ignorant.

https://www.oxfordreference.com/display/10.1093/oi/authority.20110803125227732;jsessionid=C86E4C3C1ADBA19B710AD086A580F6EB
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ys

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>>10132731

I've waited long enough to post this

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>>10138320
someone shop the glasses for a retro meme

>> No.10138427

>>10136561
Read >>10135517 then >>10135771 the universe was sending you a message

>> No.10138568

>>10135008
>The boy checking out dem titties

So much soul in old anime style

>> No.10139191

>>10138314
>A small boy named Kristof, whose encounter with a magical fish has provoked Dahut's scorn and thus caused her to be pregnant.
Wut?

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>>10133037

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>>10136083

What's so weird about this one? Road & Track was a licensed tie-in to Road & Track monthly magazine. Which is a magazine that is still around today. I always thought 'The Need For Speed" was a good name for a racing series.

>> No.10139953

>>10136561
You must be very well worsed in the world of horse, so I'll take your word as qualified input.

>> No.10139960

>>10138313
John Belushi and his death is much more widely known.

>> No.10139963

>>10133029
The villains in this game are literally called the Ballas. Someone knew.

>> No.10139975

>>10132731
Not a title, but I remember reading an ad for Final Fantasy IX as a kid that described Zidane as a thespian, and because I was vaguely familiar with the word "lesbian," I assumed that meant he was gay and I should probably hold off from playing that one in case my parents saw me.

>> No.10139996

>>10135253
I remember in one of the official SNES player's guides, the one that went over a bunch of games, it mentioned that it was pronounced "ease." I still don't know if this is true, but you know that some American dudes saw it and thought "who the fuck is going to play a game called 'yuz'?"

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>>10133713
any other trolleycore recs?

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>>10133923
what soft on demand wishes they were called

>> No.10140140

>>10132962
read a book

>> No.10140164

>>10134141
I thought it was a portmanteau of Gaia and Ares

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>>10134335
nice one

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Haha benis

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>>10138335
An attemp was made

>> No.10140380

>>10139996
I thought it was pronounced "wise"

>> No.10140524

>>10135253
the soundtrack for wanderers is a banger.

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Scat is short for scatter, you fucking actual faggots. Means the same thing as "shoo": it means "go away". Can't believe this has to be explained.

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>>10140380
Somewhere in this official Nintendo book, they say explicitly it's pronounced "ease." Whether that's official per Falcom is another story.

>> No.10140642

>>10139527
Look again...

>>10140540
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%CF%83%CE%BA%E1%BF%B6%CF%81#Ancient_Greek

>> No.10140648

>>10140642
Etymology 4 here, moron: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/scat

If you've never heard scat as synonym for shoo, you're outing yourself as an ESL or an ebonics zoomer.

>> No.10140735

>>10135385
Just change to Eternela or something.

>> No.10140765

>>10140648
It's etymology 4 because it's an uncommon usage.
'Scat' meaning 'shit' goes all the way back to ancient Greek.

...Keep digging, though. You're only getting more convincing.

>> No.10140770

>>10140642
>>10140648
https://youtu.be/d6Iowdr4HQM?t=83 (1:23)

Scat as scatter was very common in looney tunes, that's where I heard it most.

>> No.10140780

>>10139516
Archie likes it? I'm sold

>> No.10140795

>>10140648
>>10140540
Nobody says that in Australia

>> No.10140805

>>10140795
Nobody asked. Go watch bluey.

>> No.10140846

>>10139996
In japanese it's pronounced "Īsu", and it's easier for spanish speaking folks since you can pronounce Ys literally, which it's similar to "ease' in english.

>> No.10140856

>>10138320
Reminds me of Game Sack's Joe.

>> No.10140991

>>10140795
Australian and you are lying or perhaps too young to know.
It is a generational thing boomers definitely know and once frequently said here.

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>>10133268
This is an extremely fortunate title

>> No.10141107

>>10133035
Now I can't unsee "Gay Ares"

>> No.10141142
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Okay, how many of you did read Ninja Gaiden as "Ninja gay-den" back then?

>> No.10141314

>>10141142
And were you as surprised as I was to learn that gai den meant 'side story', rather than 'brothel for homosexual ninja'?

>> No.10141750

>>10133598
Fake?

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>>10141750
No, it's a very popular adventure game, main inspiration for Metal Slader Glory

>> No.10142478

>>10133069
>snifffff

>> No.10142485

>>10132758
>Action in New York

Well, that's pretty much scat.

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Not a game title but still close enough.

>> No.10142494

>>10140805
fuck off furry

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>>10135771
I've had enough of this thread

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>>10132731
>if Shinzo Abe made a game

>> No.10142534

>>10142518
Fucking kek

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>>10142518

>> No.10143286

>>10140336
not requester but nice

>> No.10145909

>>10140598
Same in Japanese (イース)

>> No.10145916

>>10133825
Nice.

>> No.10146874

>>10138312
Yeah, try naming them SEX, VAJ, DCK or something along these lines and they do exactly that. That's some developer's foresight alright, they knew people are gonna do this shit.

>>10136043
This one - kek.

>>10134135
>>10134148
But they called this game "OH SHIT!" on purpose, so this kinda doesn't count. Still funny though.

>>10133038
>Contra
Speaking of Contra, back in the eighties it really was an unfortunate name. To the point that European arcade version and 8-bit micro oi me speccy innit versions were renamed Gryzor, and the NES sequel in USA got retitled as Super C.

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>>10146874
>Contra was also released in Germany under the name 'Probotector'
wut

>'Gryzor' was from the character's names: 'Bill Gryzor' and 'Lance Bean'
>These were mistranslations from Japanese, where they had been taken from the names of the stars of Aliens
>'Lance Bean' from Lance Henricksen and Michael Biehn, and 'Bill Gryzor' from Bill Paxton and Paul Reiser
TIL that one of the most famous arcade games is named after Paul Reiser

>> No.10147412

>>10135008
Gyaru-tier sluts

>> No.10147423

>>10140540
So just like when you shit wet chunks?

>> No.10147434

>>10142494
go watch ojamajo doremi instead

>> No.10147569

>>10146874
90's Europe censoring was retarded.
>muh violence in dem kids media!

Changing Rambos to robots made Contra look super generic and less fun
Plus they were so afraid of ninjas that TMNT got renamed as "Hero turtles" and Michelangelo lost his signature weapons.

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>>10140780
>Archie likes it? I'm sold

This actually appeared in multiple print ads in magazines like GamePro, EGM, VideoGames and Computer, and the like.It even appeared in multiple comic book pages. I would imagine that this ad also appeared in the pages of Archie comics as well. It's one of the weirdest things to advertise.

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>>10147884
Is there a higher res version? Seems very exploitable.

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>>10147889
>Is there a higher res version? Seems very exploitable.

This is one of the largest scans I can find. From an issue of EGM. I think this game would have made the rounds in magazine ads between may 1992 to July 1992.

>> No.10148126

>>10147569
EU NES censorship of Contra is yet another, and it was more because of "muh violence" rather than a political scandal. Thankfully, as a Eastern European I got to play the US version on my famiclone thanks to pirates.

>> No.10148135

>>10133069
I can't find anything on this game, is it pinball?

>> No.10148140

>>10148135
>Sega and Success were making an Arkanoid-like game called OOPARTS, but Gamest magazine misread the logo as FARTS.

>> No.10149994

>>10133825
i hate women so fucking goddamn much it's unreal, bros

>> No.10150006

>>10133876
hey that was my childhood game! and i played it two years ago

>> No.10150114

>>10133876
>>10150006
Is Albino Mickey Mouse Fuzzy or Floppy?

>> No.10150969

>>10136398
i played the Fugger games when they came out and they were great for the time. Trade simulations were realy rare and good ones even more so...

>> No.10150974

>>10132751
You are a chad wizard that fucks bitches and kills baddies

>> No.10150982

>>10142512
original? I am in love with this

>> No.10151091

>>10133615
I think you could list any spectrum game. Or any UK game sold via catalogue in the 80s

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>> No.10151143

>>10151125
>No 3-player game
Sad. I guess the extra player will just have to watch.

>> No.10151152

>>10140991
If you're not Queenslandic it doesn't count

>> No.10151153

>>10151125
I find it amusing how modern NES bootlegs aren't just simple romhacks with Mario or pokemon lazily put in, but actually a fully reworked games. They take some arcade classic (iirc this one is Donkey Kong Jr.) and actually change graphics, visuals and level layout to the point where it's barely recognizable.
Pirates have definitely stepped up in their craft.

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>>10151091
True

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>>10147352
I genuinely love all this pop culture interweaving with Japanese games and manga. I love watching Lynch's Dune and Alien and the Road Warrior and thinking how much these blew Japan's mind and influenced a generation of creative young guys who would go on to write all the stories that would loop back around and wind up on our shores and blow our minds in return.

I always knew the girl in Clock Tower was Jennifer Connolly (who was huge as a model in Japan in the 80s), but I only just discovered the lady in Crying Freeman was, too.

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>>10151217

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>> No.10151236

>>10151234
There is literally nothing wrong with cousin love.

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>>10151232

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>> No.10151673

>>10151236
And a durkha durkha to you, too.

>> No.10151679

>>10151673
>he thinks cousin love makes retard incest babies
I'm sorry you're retarded.

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>> No.10152565

>>10142518
KEKAROOO!!!

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>>10152638
>No dragon wangs to be found

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they changed it to Donk! for the final release

>> No.10152684

>>10133465
I want that guy giving me my prostate check

>> No.10152692

>>10133615
in fairness, who here hasn't

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>>10132743
Same, I also thought pic-rel was hilarious when rom hunting back then
>>10133037
>>10136398
kek
>>10133598
I remember finding this one once streaming some NES games. There are a lot of flying monsters in the beginning cutscene. It looked interesting, but too bad it was a visual novel or RPG because I don't understand Japanese

>> No.10152705

>>10152697
it's been translated

>> No.10152713

>>10152675
Cover disks to me were like gold idols to Indiana Jones in Raiders

>> No.10152954

>>10152675
Extreme Violence was a master piece of simplistic fun

>> No.10153089

>>10132731
>Unfortunate
You say that but why do you never consider that maybe it speaks of whomever thought of that name? That name wasn't an accident you know. Somebody made that game and people made decisions, consciously.

>> No.10153668

>>10153089
...Or, you know, maybe they didn't speak English...

>> No.10154306

>>10153668
The Japanese and European names are different. This was most likely chosen by the American publisher. The only sensible explanation is that the shit fetish definition of the word wasn't that well known before internet days

>> No.10154317

>>10154306
>wasn't that well known before internet days
Scat is a very old word not etymology unrelated to shit itself. The publisher probably chose the name for shits and gigs

>> No.10154324

>>10154317
Etymologically*

>> No.10154335

>>10154306
>Most likely chosen by the American publisher
>They went with 'SCAT'

Regional names of Japanese games are often chosen by the Japanese head office - hence half the stuff in this thread - I'm going to say that this is one of those cases.
'Scat' is a very old and well-known word, hence 'scatological' if nothing else

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Moonlit Nocturne was a better name, unfortunate it had to be dumbed down

>> No.10154463

>>10154445
Moonlit Nocturne is retarded. Gee, it's night time when the moon is out, ie at night? WOW!

>> No.10154496

>>10154463
Retarded AND uncultured!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturne

>> No.10154508

>>10154496
>A nocturne is a musical composition that is inspired by, or evocative of, the night
I would hope the piece isn't performed at 8 in the fuckin morning

>> No.10155332

>>10152321
This is desperately asking for a /pol/ edit

>> No.10156043

>>10132990
What is the millennial obsession with cursing?. Every sentence they write has to have some ironic expletive. Grow up.

>> No.10156065

>>10156043
nigger

>> No.10156083

>>10135008
What's Guile doing in this game?

>> No.10156094

>>10155332
kek no kidding

>> No.10156137

>>10155332
>only millenials and later have an obsession with cursing
I wouldn't be so quick to rule that out. Cursing does not come from a lack of vocabulary, nor does it necessarily mean a lack of self-respect NOT SORRY, Anabaptists, ""traditionalist"" Catholics, Pentecostals, many Presbyterians, Wahabi backwardists, Many a Muslim of either Sunni, Ibadi, or Shiite submissive thoughtslaves, Mormon morons, Jains, Orthodox Hebes, ""Jehovah's Witnesses"" Ba'hai dipshits, and Seventh Day Adventists.

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>>10155332
it's a shit game anyway

>> No.10156164

>>10133615
Yes I laughed
But I saw it and also thought this is the most British thing ever. God I hate Brits but I laughed

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6 Inch My Darling

>> No.10158049

>>10158038
Best I can do is 4

>> No.10158257

>>10133042
Tedium 8 sounds fun.

>> No.10160381

bump

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>> No.10161871

>>10133035
Guy-ar-rez

>> No.10161880

>>10133521
>(shhhh.... we didn't almost kill off our vidya industry)

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>>10132731
The Black Bull from F-Zero. It's my wife's favorite vehicle in all of video games and she loves to take it for a ride every weekend and sometimes when I'm at work. I'm not allowed to watch because it's distracting for her enjoyment. The name is really freaking unfortunate and I always have to explain multiple times when I'm telling friends and family about it.

>> No.10161935

>>10133035
>>10133465
what an awful business decision

>> No.10163701

>>10136083
Someone please put the "featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series" on this image.

>> No.10163759

>>10140765
>I got blown the fuck out trying to angrily defend my literal shit fetish
You a furry as well as a zoomer?

>>10140770
This is a good example, as I doubt zoomers watched pre-90s cartoons. I'm pretty sure there were plenty were they used the word this same pre-Internet (ie, non-faggot) way, though.

>> No.10163881

>>10133860
the french inside joke for non frenchies is that cock'in is pronounced like "coquine" which means naughty/slutty

>> No.10163885

>>10133825
man that's the kinder egg hippos toys i even remember the sugary smell of their plastic.
good times

>> No.10165371

>>10135175
>>10134179
Sneedball

>> No.10165395

>>10165371
t o p k e k

>> No.10166148

>>10133465
>blue-eyed, buck-toothed, qt
PLS TAKE ME BACK

>> No.10166227

>>10132962
Exactly.

>>10140140
t. no self-awareness

>> No.10167820

>>10166148
just visit the bri-ish countryside

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>>10140540
>>10163759
>>10166227
Somehow this thread devolved into this actual retard arguing that SCAT is a good name for a video game.
...And his entire argument is that he doesn't know words

Never change /vr/

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>>10156164
>the most British thing ever