/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.10104021]

Everybody says OoT Link was based on River Phoenix, Leonardo DiCaprio or Tom Cruise. He was actually based on Eminem.

[Anonymous No.10104026]

>>10104021
Source?

[Anonymous No.10104028]

>>10104021
will the real slim shady please stand up

[Anonymous No.10104029]

Why are Zelda fans cursed with autism?

[Anonymous No.10104031]

>>10104021
Never heard anyone say that,are the people who say that in the room with us.

[Anonymous No.10104034]

>>10104031
Yes, I am the person who says that.

[Anonymous No.10104056]

>>10104026
I refuse to provide a source, though one does exist, because truth is self-evident. Just look at him with his blonde hair, bewildered but confident stare and his earrings. This should be proof enough that Marshall Mathers was the inspiration for Ocarina of Time's incarnation of Link. The lead character designer himself said it was based on someone famous, and that he paid special attention to how he looked and the shape of his nose. River Phoenix was already dead for several years, Tom Cruise is ugly as fuck despite no doubt serving as partial inspiration for the original game due to his 1985 movie Legend, and Leo had only just achieved mainstream prominence after OoT was already well into development. Meanwhile, one Eminem had just dropped his first album 2 years prior to OoT's release and was living in the limelight, to say nothing of his Aryan looks, determination, and affinity for ear jewelry that mirror OoT's Link. Fuck Leo, fuck Tom, and fuck River Phoenix in his dead ass. Eminem was Link.

[Anonymous No.10104058]

now let me be clear here
I'm all about the rupees
you outta the loop pete
lemme draw my sword
letchu catch a piece of this heat
zelda wants a taste of this sneed
eiyyo, better get to the castle quick
so she can jump on this dick
and then hopefully breed
I'm back on the attack here
lissening to all my favorite koji kondo tracks on repeat

[Anonymous No.10104062]

>>10104029
OoT will never be linear

[Anonymous No.10104070]

i officially nominate eminem for floigalysis

[Anonymous No.10104072]

No sir, I did not have relations with that girl, that Miss Kokiri.

[Anonymous No.10104073]

>>10104072
If you do not wish to have sexual relations with Saria, you are stupid. Yes I know, that's insulting, but it's also the truth.

[Anonymous No.10104081]

>>10104073
Damn... Mido turned up in my sketchbook tho, what does that say about me ? Am I ... a gingerphile? Is that even acceptable in [current year]?

[Anonymous No.10104085]

I know you're probably shitposting but now that I look at it, the resemblance is kind of uncanny. He has that sams angular face and weird nose, blue eyes and the same exact earrings. If slim just grew his hair out and wore a green hat I could see it.

[Anonymous No.10104093]

>>10104070
+1

[Anonymous No.10104112]

ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

[Anonymous No.10104128]

>>10104021
That's adult Link. What's kid Link based on?

[Anonymous No.10104132]

>>10104021
He wasn't based on any of those people.
He was based on Link.

[Anonymous No.10104136]

>>10104132
Based on what

[Anonymous No.10104141]

this is worse than a floigan thread

[Anonymous No.10104142]

>>10104136
Link.

[Anonymous No.10104158]

>>10104128
based pedo

[Anonymous No.10104171]

Eminem is gay. Link is based and cool.

[Anonymous No.10104176]

>>10104128
Based on you ending your own life.

[Anonymous No.10104354]

>>10104062
red pilled

[Anonymous No.10104372]

>>10104029
It's not just Zelda fans. It's Nintendo fans. Arrested Development is real.

[Anonymous No.10104378]

>>10104021
>Everybody says OoT Link was based on River Phoenix, Leonardo DiCaprio or Tom Cruise. He was actually based on Eminem.

I doubt it. Eminem wasn't even a international star yet by the time OoT released. I think he was signed on with Dr. Dre and was working on his first studio album? The Slim Shady LP was 1999 right?

[Anonymous No.10104394]

>>10104021
Link looks like me and I'm left handed. Checkmate atheists.

[Anonymous No.10104489]

>>10104128
kill yourself fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.10105185]

>>10104378
his first album had already been out for 2 years by the time OoT released

[Anonymous No.10105191]

>>10104021
New schizo spam topic? Fuck off

[Anonymous No.10105194]

>>10105191
>anything i don't like is "schizo spam"
your meds, xir

[Anonymous No.10105360]

>>10104021
Eminem was like 12 when OoT came out.

[Anonymous No.10105367]

Yearly reminder that Link's pink hair in ALTTP was inspired by Hideto Matsumoto

[Anonymous No.10105432]

>>10104142
yeah what was he based on

[Anonymous No.10105449]

What bugs me is all the youtube videos who just say Link's based off Di Caprio like it's a fact. It could definitely be River Phoenix! I mean come on

[Anonymous No.10105453]

>>10104021
>Zelda starts raping faster than Eminem

[Anonymous No.10105475]

>>10105449
he had been dead since 1993

[Anonymous No.10105526]

>>10104070
>Floiginem
i can see it

[Anonymous No.10105709]

His sword sweaty
Peach's SPAGHETTI

[Anonymous No.10105853]

>>10104021
>Everybody says
Post 3000 separate examples of such claim.

[Anonymous No.10106741]

This is such a stupid fucking thread.

>Everybody says
Nothing you idiots! Everybody is dead, they’re locked in my basement!

[Anonymous No.10106749]

>>10104021
Honestly flabbergasted that the tranny janny is letting this dogshit thread stay up while deleting on-topic posts all over the board. Kill yourself OP and Janny you faggots

[Anonymous No.10106753]

>>10104021
Em is a Konger

[Anonymous No.10106764]

>>10106749
>no fun allowed
enjoy your vacation, homosexual

[Anonymous No.10106773]

>>10106753
not to mention there's a verse in one of his songs about zelda. i'm starting to believe this might actually be true. he does fit the bill and the earrings were sort of a random thing to suddenly stick on link.

[Anonymous No.10106916]

>>10106773
I use to hate this wigger but to find out hes a true OG gamer? Nothing but respect.

[Anonymous No.10107980]

>they deleted the posts about floiganizing eminem
you have to do it now floigan bro. bring Floiginem into reality

[Anonymous No.10108059]

>>10106753
>>10106753
>Em is a Konger

That's dope.

[Anonymous No.10108118]

>homo schizo thread still up
Wow

[Anonymous No.10108123]

>>10108118
>no fun faggot is still deeply gay
WOW

[Anonymous No.10108358]

>>10104029
>Why are Zelda fans cursed with autism?
You spelled Pokémon wrong

[Anonymous No.10108485]

>>10104062
lol wut? it's linear as fuck

[Anonymous No.10108541]

>>10108485
>can play the dungeons in almost any order
>dozens of sidequests you can do at any time
>linear
you have a low IQ

[Anonymous No.10108638]

>>10104378
Correct. His first official album was Infinite (1996), but it didnt sell well at all (1000 at most). He got mad and created Slim Shady through the Slim shady ep (1997), which Dre heard after Em attended the rap olympics in California, making Dre seek him out and create the Slim Shady LP with him. Prior to Infinite, Eminem was known as M&M and did work with Soul Intent and the Bass Brothers.

t. Stan and Michigander from the Detroit metro area

[Anonymous No.10108689]

>>10106741
Do you remember that song by Phil Collins?

[Anonymous No.10108713]

>>10104021
Given that Link's updated OoT design was created in Japan by Japanese people during the mid 1990s, the more popular the white actor was at the time, the more likely it is that his photos were the ones used for reference. So Eminem probably wasn't even on the list.

[Anonymous No.10109305]

>>10108638
>unironically calling yourself a stan
opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.10109502]

>>10109305
But I didn’t even share an opinion, anon. That’s all true.

[Anonymous No.10109506]

>>10108689
Why would I care about anything by Phil Collins? I'm not Richard Hammond.

[Anonymous No.10109510]

>>10109506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzmHP-Rw1_o

[Anonymous No.10109560]

>>10108638
Fellow Metro Detroiter. I don't even listen to (c)rap music anymore but Slim will always have a place in my heart, and to a lesser extent our other wiggers ICP and Kid Rock. Shit was just too ingrained in the experience of growing up at the time here.

[Anonymous No.10109570]

>>10104021
Whatever
Zel, just let it run
Aiyyo let out the Bee a little bit
Aiyyo... this melody is E for Everyone... fuck it
Just shut up and listen, aiyyo

I sit back with this pack of Zazaks and this bag
Of these bombs it gives me the shit needed to tee
The most meanest Volvagia on this - on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this Sword to just slash
And just shoot this berserk bow and arrow that works
And it hits and it sticks in itself to relieve
All this tension dispensing these Octorocks
Getting this Like Like that been eating me recently off of this chest
And I ride again peacefully (peacefully)
But at least have the Small Key on you
Kill Leevers alone, when you sand freaks come out
In the desert when I'm trying to find a heart piece
Do not come and speak to me (speak to me)
I'm not vocal and no
I don't owe you motherfucking rupees
I'm not Mr. Nice Link, I'm not what your mom thinks
I'm not Mr. Tingle, I can be a prick
If you tempt me my heart tank is beeping and empty
No cow milk is in me but chickens in town are
Now lifting me 10 feet (lifting me 10 feet)... in the air
I don't care who was there and who saw me break pots you
Go call an informant, file you a spear guard
I'll smile in the throne room and buy you a tunic
I'm tired of Morshu (of Morshu)
I don't mean to wear green, but that's all I can be it's just me

And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the Triforce, the news every day I am
Ganondorf won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the Triforce, the news every day I am
I don't know, it's just the way I am

[Anonymous No.10110158]

>>10108541
there's one order for the dungeons
no, your autistic sequence break challenge runs do not change this fact, developer intent is very clear here

[Anonymous No.10110162]

>>10110158
>there's one order for the dungeons
That's right. It's
Forest
Fire
Water
Shadow
Spirit

[Anonymous No.10110291]

>>10104372
Only the first 3 seasons

[Anonymous No.10110483]

>>10110158
>there's one order for the dungeons
no there isn't lmao
>developer intent
hahahahahaha holy shit this dumb cuck.

[Anonymous No.10110497]

>>10110158
" No. "

[Anonymous No.10110560]

>>10109305
>just stating facts
>making a little joke poking fun at the fact I know so much random shit about Eminem
Bet you're real fun at parties

[Anonymous No.10110562]

>>10109560
Yep, my parents who are pretty straight edge and dont like rap still bought a couple Eminem cds, everyome around here had at least 1 of his

[Anonymous No.10110571]

>>10110560
>Bet you're real fun at parties
ironic coming from the simp (for a dude) who tried to ruin the fun of link being eminem so he could wax about muh true fan knowledge. please kill yourself. eminem is a total faggot btw

[Anonymous No.10110707]

>>10106916
No just that one game and it's autism.

[Anonymous No.10110737]

As a kid for Halloween I dressed up as Link one year and Eminem the next so I think they’re both based on me

[Anonymous No.10110785]

>>10106753
465k on DK is some serious skill

[Anonymous No.10110995]

>>10110737
you forgot about dre

[Anonymous No.10112146]

>>10110995
But Dr. Dre's dead you idiot, he's locked up in my basement

[Anonymous No.10112224]

>>10110497
Fucking based.

[Anonymous No.10112238]

>>10104394
Based.

>>10108638
>Stan
Big if true

[Anonymous No.10112242]

>>10109570
>this melody is E for Everyone
My fucking sides

[Anonymous No.10112472]

>>10104128
Ugh, why are men like this?

[Anonymous No.10112487]

>>10110707
t. bad score

[Anonymous No.10112539]

>10110497
>WORDS WORDS WORDS
The left =/= Meme

[Anonymous No.10113564]

>>10112539
>get BTFO
>cry because you can't read
fair enough

[Anonymous No.10113992]

god rap sucks, and you fucking failed the white test if you ever liked it

[Anonymous No.10115292]

>>10113992
rap has the potential to be good, there's nothing inherently bad about it. i's be lyig if i said i didn't think jurassic 5 was cool. the problem is that it's dominated by low IQ niggers and liberal faggots like poopinem

[Anonymous No.10115306]

>>10113992
>Being white requires you to hate rap, and maybe most jazz.
Fuck off, ye Apparition of Henry "fogey fuckwad" Ford Sr. Once ancestry doesn't change because of what you like, dear Mr. dickhead.

[Anonymous No.10115309]

>>10112539
I disagree on this statement. Leftists can meme; they just aren't that good when they try their hands at it usually.

[Anonymous No.10115339]

>>10104021
you're on to something

[Anonymous No.10115509]

>>10104021
Is that ellum dejeneres?

[Anonymous No.10115583]

>>10115309
>The anti-fun brigade can in fact meme
Logical fallacy.

[Anonymous No.10115610]

>>10105432
Link from The Legend of Zelda.

[Anonymous No.10115808]

>Warned for "off-topic"
This entire thread is as off-topic as it gets. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.10116373]

Kojima actually based Link on me. He visited me in my dreams in the 90s. He cockvored me and absorbed my essence, putting me it into the cartridge. This is how Link was created.

[Anonymous No.10116956]

Link, aka Eminem, aka Floiginem

[Anonymous No.10117125]

das a awful squat flying pot

[Anonymous No.10117328]

>>10104021
I think tom cruise is a given

>>10104031
I say that!

[Anonymous No.10118268]

>this stupid wigger face and dumb as fuck post still up
OMG I'm a janny and I LOVE cocks and dresses and celebrities aghlblaghlaghl

[Anonymous No.10119271]

>>10104021
1998 - Ocarina Of Time
1999 - Slim Shady LP
....god i fucking hate zoomers

[Anonymous No.10119280]

>>10119271
Not sure why you felt that the need to bump the thread.

[Anonymous No.10119292]

>>10110497
Don't you need the hookshot to beat the other adult temples?

[Anonymous No.10120158]

>>10104021
Make a thread about Yuji Naka going to jail will get you banned, but making a thread about Eminem is totally fine? lol mods.

[Anonymous No.10120705]

>>10104176
>>10104489
why does link's legs inspire such hostility?

[Anonymous No.10120728]

>>10120158
I have a feeling it's the Zoomer on the staff who's let the board's quality tank.

Daily Reminder he's an insecure little bitch who deleted fucking everything for being caught using Zoomer buzzwords and tried to pass it off as always being ancient language.
https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/9884768/#q9891928

[Anonymous No.10121348]

>>10119271
>Infinite (1996)

[Anonymous No.10121362]

>>10119292
you get the hookshot from the graveyard a few minutes after turning adult (unless you go do something else first, like get epona). if you're talking about the longshot, no, you don't need it to beat any of the temples other than water (the dungeon you get it from).

[Anonymous No.10121406]

>>10104021
Why the fuck is this garbage off topic thread still up?

[Anonymous No.10121427]

>>10121406
To make you seethe :^)

[Anonymous No.10121432]

>>10120728
what kind of autism makes somebody use the same reaction pic every day on the same board?

[Anonymous No.10121598]

>>10105475
I don't see why that really matters

[Anonymous No.10121796]

>>10106753
Based
Auster on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.10122203]

>>10104029
Sampling bias. You're on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.10122210]

>>10121432
>Everyone I don't like is one person

[Anonymous No.10122216]

>>10121406
Mod's are leaking outside their containment IRC.

[Anonymous No.10122516]

>>10104021
That's Leon from RE2, retard.

[Anonymous No.10122573]

why is this garbage shitpost thread still up?
jesus christ i hate n64 fags (who are mostly, if not always, american)

[Anonymous No.10122672]

>>10106753
why the fucking is this annoying wigger actually cool and talented. HIs spiderman drawings are fucking good.

[Anonymous No.10122693]

>>10121432
First time I seen it. I don't assume everyone samefagging because I set an alarm to take my meds, unlike your forgetful ass

[Anonymous No.10122696]

>>10122672
He's mentally ill recovering addict anon. I meant that with no disrespect as I find him grating myself but the man is indeed talented.

[Anonymous No.10123664]

Great thread, guys. I think we learned a lot about Floiginem, Zelda 64 and Donkey Kong.

[Anonymous No.10123672]

>>10122573
my theory is that euros hate americans because they're hungry. they see all these pictures of americans enjoying delicious cheeseburgers and it reminds them that they have nothing to eat except potatoes, rice and kebab. that's why they call us "ameriburgers", because they can't even think about us without thinking about food. i dunno man, it's just weird.

[Anonymous No.10123686]

>>10121432
Whats really funny is the same retard is sperging out in that FF7 thread calling everyone the same person while using the same images. I honestly wonder what it is about this site in particular that attracts so many people with obvious mental issues

[Anonymous No.10123756]

>>10123686
he does this shit all the time, posts his little blank-faced anime girl and makes some resentful quip and then samefags in defense of himself when everyone calls him a faggot. the sad part is, he isn't even close to worst person on this board.
>I honestly wonder what it is about this site in particular that attracts so many people with obvious mental issues
it's an easy way for moody introverts to get some form of human interaction while also maintaining the anonymity they strive for in real life. i get it to an extent, i'm here too afterall, but some of these dudes are completely fucked in the head and having this unrestricted outlet for vitriol just makes it easier for them spiral further and further into madness and depression.

[Anonymous No.10123894]

>>10123756
If you search the image on an archive, he's also the same autist who goes into every OoT thread and turns it into some shit thread about how its actually non-linear.
Weird obsession with FF7 and OoT, tons of weeb reaction images and constantly calling everyone a samefag or zoomer. This dude obviously is 16 at the oldest.

[Anonymous No.10124829]

>>10106753
>raptard has shit taste in videogames
Not surprising. He should take the Flickypill, the superiour Golden Age arcade scotformer.

Nigger Kong a shit.

[Anonymous No.10124841]

>>10123686
>Schizo headcanon
Nice to see you're autism extents even outside your hatred of FF7.

[Anonymous No.10124886]

>>10122693
He's just saying that because he was caught for having a tirade over people disagreeing with his autistic teardown of 7's plot and characters several months ago that amounts to nitpicks and willful ignorance.

Ironic that he says Best Girl poster's samefagging when he's been replying to one of the posters making fun of him, pretending to be 2 separate anons who suspiciously use the same talking points. That or he called his Discord sister over to help back him up.

[Anonymous No.10124908]

Sage

[Anonymous No.10124909]

>>10104021
Not on topic but Em's Revival album is probably the worst rap album I've ever heard.

[Anonymous No.10125407]

>>10108638
>Correct. His first official album was Infinite (1996), but it didnt sell well at all (1000 at most). He got mad and created Slim Shady through the Slim shady ep (1997), which Dre heard after Em attended the rap olympics in California, making Dre seek him out and create the Slim Shady LP with him. Prior to Infinite, Eminem was known as M&M and did work with Soul Intent and the Bass Brothers.

Thanks for the info. I'm from Canada, and I honestly didn't know who Eminem was until after "My Name Is", which basically Eminem's first hit single? He also appeared in Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit early on along with Dre and Snoop Dog. When that music video 'my name is' started airing on Much Music Canada (Canada music video station) 'my name is' would be in constant rotation.

[Anonymous No.10126168]

>>10123894
those aren't the same guys, i would know because i'm the dude who brings up OoT's non-linearity, shops, and the red potion vs fairy argument for easy you's, i also dabble in floigposting, although i unironically stand by all of this and i would never use the term "zoomer" or post anime girl reaction pics because i value my dignity more than that. i don't even play FF7 and that other faggot is way worse than me.

[Anonymous No.10127363]

I don't know what the fuck the Mod is doing, but holy shit you are on something if you're bothering to delete posts in here criticizing your shit moderation instead of this fucking god-awful, shitpost thread.