/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.10029094]

What did he mean by this? Is yoshi a girl or boy?

[Anonymous No.10029105]

>>10029094
Having a navel doesn't determine gender, you autistic fuck.
It's saying that Yoshi was hatched from an egg and has no navel.

[Anonymous No.10029109]

>>10029105
Yes let’s ignore the social cue. He called yoshi cute lol who is autistic now?

[Anonymous No.10029115]

>>10029094
Yoshi is a metaphor for Jesus. He has no navel because he was born through immaculate conception.

[Anonymous No.10029137]

>>10029109
Aren't piranha plants female?

[Anonymous No.10029142]

>>10029137
Carnivorous plants are both male and female.

[Anonymous No.10029143]

>>10029115
Well no, Jesus had a belly button. He was a fetus inside his mother’s womb. The only supernatural part was the conception not the actually carrying of the child and birth. He was born and died for our sins on the third day, so that whoever believes in him will be saved. I don’t see how that relates to yoshi. I think you were thinking of Adam

[Anonymous No.10029150]

>>10029142
I'm talking about the fictional, talking plant tcreatures with sharp teeth from Nintendo's Mario videogame franchise.

[Anonymous No.10029162]

>>10029137
>>10029142
>>10029150
You think that 'Petey Piranaha' is female?

[Anonymous No.10029436]

>>10029137
Same here

[Anonymous No.10029439]

>>10029143
>He doesn't know about Pehngolo

[Anonymous No.10029496]

>>10029094
Did you know this line was changed in the GBA version? Well, now you do.

[Anonymous No.10029505]

>>10029496
What was it changed to?

[Anonymous No.10029563]

>>10029094
Likely a badly-botched translation from some obscure Japanese joke.

[Anonymous No.10029567]

>>10029505
From the Mario Wiki:
> At the World 3-8 boss, when Kamek appears, he says in the SNES version, "Give it up, Yoshi, you cutie without a navel! Ooopp- forget it..." whereas in the GBA version, he says "Give up, Yoshi, you egg-throwing maniac! Ooops... Forget that!"

[Anonymous No.10029607]

>>10029094
cutie
peach
peach fuzz
navel

[Anonymous No.10029620]

>>10029094
Yoshi's a troon.

[Anonymous No.10029628]

>>10029109
Yoshi is literally a cutesy cartoon dinosaur, does calling a Care Bear cute mean you want to fuck it?

[Anonymous No.10029663]

>>10029628
I'm not at liberty to answer that

[Anonymous No.10029667]

>>10029663
That's just begging the question even further!

[Anonymous No.10029732]

>>10029094
There is more than 1 Yoshi.

[Anonymous No.10029783]

>>10029094
Kamek's a poofter.

[Anonymous No.10029878]

>>10029783
The fuck is a poofter?

[Anonymous No.10029940]

>>10029878
Kamek

[Bruce No.10030057]

>>10029878
Rule #1 - No poofters.
Rule #2 - No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever—if there's anyone watching.
Rule #3 - No poofters.
Rule #4 - I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
Rule #5 - No poofters.
Rule #6 - There is no rule six.
Rule #7 - No poofters.

[Anonymous No.10030064]

>>10030057
This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.

[Bruce No.10030068]

>>10030064
Amen!

[Anonymous No.10030070]

>>10029094

[Anonymous No.10030174]

>>10029143
There's actually a hige debate over that historically. I know many Orthodox sects teach he was concieved "like a tube/pipe" meaning he entered Mary's ear and popped out the bonus hole with no physical interaction with the Holy Mother. Just fun historical theological trivia.

[Anonymous No.10030186]

>>10029878
>>10029940
>>10030057
>>10030064
>>10030068
Okay; it's some weird tiktok meme. Got it.

[Anonymous No.10030194]

>>10030186
Worse. It's Australian slang for "homosexual".

[Anonymous No.10030197]

>>10029663
God damn.
>>10029109
People on these boards have jerked it to plushies.

[Anonymous No.10030218]

>>10030186
>he's never watched Monty Python's Flying Circus

[Anonymous No.10030227]

>>10030186
It's a funny word for a faggort.

[Anonymous No.10030231]

>>10029878
Aussie slang you poofter malaka.

[Anonymous No.10030617]

>>10029567
>Original: Kamek flustered at himself because he accidentally called Yoshi cute
>GBA: Kamek flustered(?) at himself because he called Yoshi an egg-throwing maniac (I guess?)

[Anonymous No.10030627]

>>10030186
>First Known Use
>1889
- Merriam-Webster

so yeah probably just some nonsense the kids are into, couldn't have to do with your unfamiliarity with British culture

[Anonymous No.10030689]

>>10029115
>homeschooled retard thinks that Immaculate Conception = Virgin Birth
You don't deserve that cool fedora you keep in your closet

[Anonymous No.10030694]

>>10030617
He just realized that he made fun of a mentally unhinged individual by uttering the M-word, and now he's gonna get cancelled

[Anonymous No.10030719]

>>10030174
>There's actually a hige debate over that historically
there shouldn't be, since it never happened because immaculate conception is literally impossible

[Anonymous No.10030845]

>>10030617
It became a subtle hint at the one-shot easter egg. You knew about that, right?

[Anonymous No.10030849]

>>10029162
Petey's Japanese name is merely "Boss Pakkun". NoA just weirdly likes giving Mario enemies gendered names.

[Anonymous No.10030851]

>>10029094
>yoshi
There are like 100 yoshis in this game, wtf are you even talking about

[Anonymous No.10030854]

>>10030231
Re poostie

[Anonymous No.10030885]

>>10030186
Kek you retard, it's been slang for gay for many years

[Anonymous No.10030890]

>>10030885
Mate, cmon now
Americans are just starting to use Aussie slang
They say goon and poof and sus all the time now

[Anonymous No.10030908]

>>10030890
Lol sorry I didn't know they were that far behind, I've never been to America.

[Anonymous No.10030931]

>>10030617
I thought he was flustered because he accidentally gave away the piranha plant's weak point.

[Anonymous No.10030934]

Yoshi has a penis, and I can prove it because I've sucked it.

[Anonymous No.10031379]

>>10030908
Good, stay out nigger.

[Anonymous No.10031423]

>>10031379
Lol typical American response, boring!

[Batowl No.10031432]

Whos gay? Kamek or the plant?

[Anonymous No.10031439]

>>10031432
>>10029783

[Anonymous No.10031491]

>>10029094
Anybody have the original Japanese text? That would be the source of truth, of course

[Anonymous No.10031506]

>>10029105
>gender
Stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.10031528]

>>10030689
you worship the jewish god of israel and his son the root of jesse, mosaich ben david. you can throw around all the mumbo jumbo theology horseshit you want, doesn’t change the fact that all abrahamism is thoroughly jewish. you will respond to me with babby’s first apologetics as if we all never heard them before

[Anonymous No.10031532]

>>10031528
I don’t have the shekels to afford apologizing to you.

[Anonymous No.10031549]

>>10029094
Draw them fucking

[Anonymous No.10031556]

>>10031423
Typical yuropoor response, poofter!

[Anonymous No.10031918]

>>10031528
>Believing in God is not reasonable
>The Jews are a supernatural force of evil that controls every aspect of my life. From the movies I watch to the fact that I can't get a girlfriend
Seriously, you will die and go to hell if you don't repent and believe in Christ. Literally no one thinks the root of Jesse is Mosaich Ben David. How is it that for 2,000 years people have known that Jesus is the Christ? For that matter look at the date and recognize that everytime you see the date it is a witness to Jesus Christ, AD

[Anonymous No.10031957]

>>10030057
I hate Australians so goddamn much.

[Anonymous No.10031969]

>>10031918
>you will die and go to hell if you don't repent and believe in Christ
I got saved when I was 12 years old, so it doesn't matter what I do anymore, since I'm cool with God, now, if he actually exists; however, since I became apatheist 10 years ago, I really don't care what happens to me, after I die.

[Anonymous No.10031981]

>>10031918
>>10031969
Didn't ask. Not retro.

[Anonymous No.10031994]

>>10031981
You're not retro, zoomer.

[Anonymous No.10032210]

>>10030218
It's 70% chaff to be honest, save for a few skits.

[Anonymous No.10032213]

>>10030174
>bonus hole

[Anonymous No.10033507]

>>10032210
Filtered

[Dave No.10033514]

>>10029094
You will never be a woman, OP.

[Anonymous No.10033684]

>>10031994
Didn't ask. Not retro.

[Anonymous No.10034159]

>>10031969
No you didn't get saved at 12 if you are an athiest now. Being saved means you have continous faith in Jesus Christ (James 1). You made a false confession or deceived yourself. I care what happens to you after you die. I will pray for you. God is real and we are accountable to Him.

[Anonymous No.10034216]

>>10029115
The mods deleted my religious discussion
>>10029162
but not the gay mario porn
how crazy your life must be where gay mario porn in more appropiate than religious discussion. If you want to be technical, Jesus Christ is truly retro because he lived from 4 bc- 36 AD +-

[Anonymous No.10034338]

>>10029094
I think the navel part is the confusing part of the dialouge. By the way the mods are fair, I give them their dues