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9966183 No.9966183 [Reply] [Original]

>he doesn't get the bottle from Kakariko before seeing Zelda because fuck Talon
>he doesn't leave Dodongo's with the bombs early to beat Jabu Jabu first just for shits
>he doesn't use a chicken to get the heartpieces in Zora's River as a child before even getting the boomerang
>he doesn't farm fish from the hole outside Hyrule Market entrance to sell to the beggar so he can max out magic beans and upgrades right away
>he doesn't play adult dungeons out of order and try to complete them in the most illogical way possible
>he doesn't buy blue fire early so he can get easy access to the heart piece room in Ice Cavern from the start
>he actually takes blue fire back with him to unfreeze King Zora instead of letting that fat faggot sit in ice for eternity like he deserves (all because he doesn't want to waste 300 rupees to buy it, also known as 3 fish)
>he doesn't leave Water Temple with the Longshot so he can cheese through Forest Temple and get the fire rrows early
>he doesn't find his way to Spirit Temple without the lens of truth
>he doesn't buy a giant's knife just to crouch stab Volvagia in his fucking head and kill him in 2 hits
>he doesn't go into talon's house and just sit at the dinner table in his room while thinking about filling malon's womb with hot hylian cum and wondering what the horses and cows are doing
Yeah, I'm thinking you didn't play the game.

>> No.9966190

True, I didn't. But that remarkably autistic greentext wall has nothing to do with that fact.

>> No.9966191

>>9966183
>he didn't play the Master Quest before the original
You'll never have the real OoT experience.... desu even as a joke it sounds stupid because the Master Quest dungeons are so fucking laughably bad it's unreal

>> No.9966197

>>9966183
Leaving the dungeon early with the dungeon item to be able to """""""""sequence break""""""""" is fucking retarded.

>> No.9966204

>>9966191
Play the 64DD restoration.

>> No.9966212

>>9966197
>you will play how I want and you will be happy
" No "

>> No.9966217

>>9966197
Leaving Dodongo's early doesn't make much sense because the bombs are so close to the end of the dungeon anyway, but some sequence breaks do have merit, e.g. getting the hoverboots from shadow temple before spirit and leaving since they're almost completely separated from the rest of the dungeon and can be had in like 2 minutes. Also getting bow and megaton can open some interesting possibilities.

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>>9966183
i finished not long after it came out without a guide and didn't do a bunch of speedrunner tricks because i moved on and played tons of other games in the decades that followed

>> No.9966228

I find it interesting how when discussing non-linearity / alternate dungeon orders in OoT, spergs will come out of the woodwork to say shit like "b-but it doesn't change the game, you're just playing things out of order!!", meanwhile fucking nobody has ever made such a criticism of Star Fox 64 or any other game with branching paths. Sometimes doing things out of order just gives the experience new life on repeated playthroughs and can occasionally lead to situations which would normally not be possible, like having fire arrows in the forest temple.

>> No.9966232 [DELETED] 

>>9966225
read: you played the game once and moved onto the next consoomsperience like the good little golem you are.

>> No.9966236 [DELETED] 

>>9966232
OoT is the only non-consoomer game?

>> No.9966238

This is going to be such a shitshow of a thread once the non-linearity deniers show up.

>> No.9966242 [DELETED] 

>>9966236
no, but i think it's interesting that you're espousing superiority on the basis of spending more time and money on frivolous experiences with other games rather than engrossing yourself in one; as if the two are even mutually exclusive. basically, you just want to be part of the club but you don't like paying the membership fee. you should try reddit, you'll find more pedantic airheads with fleeting interests there

>> No.9966246 [DELETED] 

>>9966242
Okay but I'm not that anon though lmao

>> No.9966253 [DELETED] 

>>9966246
you mean to tell me that you're both bisexual?

>> No.9966349 [DELETED] 

>>9966242
>frivolous experiences with other games rather than engrossing yourself in one
You realise it's possible to "engross" yourself in a game and have a fulfilling experience with it, and then move on and not autistically obsess over the minutiae for 25 years, right?
>reddit
I think reddit is actually more suited for hugbox echo chambers where like-minded autistic transgender individuals such as yourself can gather & convince themselves that spending thousands of hours playing a single game is "normal".

>> No.9966353

>>9966212
sounds like u

>> No.9966358 [DELETED] 

>>9966349
>no u: greentext edition
i get it, you have a cherry red anus.

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>>9966349
>You realise it's possible to "engross" yourself in a game and have a fulfilling experience with it, and then move on and not autistically obsess over the minutiae for 25 years, right?
Do you realize that people a lot smarter than you have been playing significantly more boring games for thousands of years?
>hugbox echo chambers where like-minded autistic transgender individuals such as yourself can gather & convince themselves that spending thousands of hours playing a single game is "normal".
That's a lot of buzzwords to say "I'm not reddit, you are". You're getting pretty defensive over a game that you apparently long moved on from. Where did Ganondorf touch you? The penis? The buttock?

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>>9966242
You would have a point if it weren't an adventure game, there's not much reason to replay immediately unless you really enjoyed the story; It's like reading a novel, you'd only reread if it left a good impression on you.

You're getting sore over some random person's indifference to a game you like. Get over yourself dude

>> No.9966392 [DELETED] 

>>9966386
>redditspacer hasn't played the game
pottery.

>> No.9966393 [DELETED] 

>>9966358
Weird that you're thinking about men's assholes in a retro video games thread, but thanks for confirming I was right about the transgender thing I guess. Ignoring the substance of a text and lashing out emotionally is a very feminine quality, so you're doing well.

>> No.9966394

>>9966183
>he doesn't use a chicken to get the heartpieces in Zora's River as a child before even getting the boomerang
That works? I thought they were designed around using the chicken

>> No.9966401 [DELETED] 

>>9966386
>there's not much reason to replay it immediately
...other than beating it a different way than you did the first time, finding things you didn't the first time, and enjoying it enough to play again? what are you even trying to say here you stupid cuck?

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>>9966393
>women don't have anuses
why did you immediately think of a man's asshole when you read that?

>> No.9966409

>>9966394
technically you're probably "supposed" to wait until adult and let the bean plant take you around so you can grab them, since the one by the frogs is almost impossible to reach unless you time a jump attack off a chicken to propel you far enough ti grab the ledge. but yeah you can get the one by the waterfall with either chicken or boomerang

>> No.9966418 [DELETED] 

>>9966225
>>9966236
>>9966246
>>9966349
>>9966386
>>9966393
>this is one dude who "moved on" to other games but has no problem violently seething and samefagging about the game he long "moved on" from
I need to take a break from this place.

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>>9966401
Adventure games are linear, retard. You can't beat it differently. The paths you take may be different but the destinations are the same. Again, you're getting sore because some guy is indifferent to a game you're personally invested in, which means you are personally being attacked! Retaliate with all your might with no regard for how that looks!!

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>>9966418
Don't lump me in with that faggot.

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>>9966418
Retard

>> No.9966431 [DELETED] 

>>9966420
oh looks it's the one autismo that shows up in every OoT thread to tell you that the game is "linear" despite the fact you can beat it in dozens of ways. you're the same faggot who says fucking Oblivion is linear too, aren't you? it must be strange maintaining this viewpoint while thousands of other people have spent years and years discussing myriad ways to beat the game. that must be very confusing for you. you know what, just for you, i'm going to play forest temple first on my next playthrough. and then, to make you seethe, i'm going to play spirit temple. you know why i can do that? because the game isn't linear. stay mad! :^)

>> No.9966434 [DELETED] 

>>9966431
This is literally the first time I've talked about this in like three years. Go play guess who with your mother you shut in.

>> No.9966435

>>9966427
>inspect element
>validating yourself
Sad.

>> No.9966438 [DELETED] 

>>9966434
>you shut in
i have 2 kids and own my own house at 33 years old. that's right, jabroni: a highly autistic man that obsesses over the best order in which to acquire a digital glass bottle is demonstrably more successful in life than you. where is your god now?

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>>9966435
Yup, all in one minute.

>> No.9966442 [DELETED] 

>>9966439
>pooperpained samefagging airplane mode nigger can't even count
big oof

>> No.9966447

>>9966409
>since the one by the frogs is almost impossible to reach unless you time a jump attack off a chicken to propel you far enough ti grab the ledge.
...which I always thought was the intended method

>> No.9966450

>>9966447
Also it's not a jump attack, you just float over there with the chicken and link will grab the edge when you let go of it

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>>9966438
>>9966442
Why do you spend so much energy on how you're seen by complete strangers? Keep deluding yourself into thinking anyone cares about your incohesive and vapid posturing. Keep swinging at shadows, you sound very satisfied with your life.

>> No.9966465

>>9966418
The fuck are you talking about. No, WHAT THE FUCK are you talking about? I'm the second and the third poster you replied to and I fucking love OoT

>> No.9966473

>>9966465
Don't bother, he's going to assume anyone that disagrees with him is one person. I'd hide the thread.

>> No.9966505 [DELETED] 

>>9966456
>Why do you spend so much energy on how you're seen by complete strangers?
you mean like how you entered a tongue-in-cheek thread to alert everyone to the fact that you don't ackshually care about the topic at hand because you've allegedly long moved past such earthly endeavors? look at you with your slightly below average penis and Steam account. i'd be more jealous than jam if i used reddit, tell ya' huwhat.
>Keep swinging at shadows, you sound very satisfied with your life.
ahhhh the shadows, i'm swinging and i just keep hitting some faggot, ahhhh help me niggerman

>> No.9966561

>>9966191
MQ is fun once in place of an OoT replay. It's only really harder because everything is rearranged. The dungeons do lose their cohesion for sure though.
I will say that the game is fucking gorgeous on the gamecube though. I just want to eat those gems

>> No.9966564

>>9966183
I completed the Spirit and Shadow temples out of order on my first playthrough because the Shadow Temple scared the shit out of me. Once I got the boots I knew I could go across the quicksand I had already found and I noped the fuck out of there.

>> No.9966608

>>9966564
this is the exact kind of thing the devs wanted you to do and expected you to do but some people will tell you that you played the game wrong. those people are gay babies, or gaybies as i like to call them.

>> No.9967004

>i did the things out of order
That's cool. I don't really know what more I can say beyond that it's interesting you can do that stuff. I don't really see the point, especially in you making a big long post about it besides you wanting to feel special. But that's cool.
>>9966608
>this is the exact kind of thing the devs wanted you to do
Do you have a quote for that? If so, that'd be genuinely interesting, if not and it's your headcanon or something see above.

>> No.9967063

>>9967004
>Do you have a quote for that?
Try playing the game

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>>9966197
Yeah but its fun

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literally impossible.

>> No.9967231

>>9966183
>yes, you get a triforce in the unicorn fountain
>yes, you can use medallions as weapons
>yes, there's a sky temple
>yes, you can beat the running man
>yes, there's a secret dungeon underneath frozen Zora's domain
>yes, there's an alternate ending
>yes, there is a sword beam attack
>yes, there's a secret pyramid dungeon
>yes, you can see malon nude

You have not beaten the game if you have not discovered all of these.

>> No.9967306

>>9967231
fair

>> No.9967312

>>9966183
i only did the last part
but i kinda grew out of it when i was 12
i still have a soft-spot for country girls though

>> No.9967326

>>9966183
>>he doesn't leave Dodongo's with the bombs early to beat Jabu Jabu first just for shit
>not forest escaping with Navi then using the Cuccoo to bypass the Waterfall then getting the scale, Ruto Bottle and doing Jabu first

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>>9967326
This is the kind of attitude I want to see.

>> No.9967342 [DELETED] 

>>9966253
Best of both worlds X 2

>> No.9967398

>>9967063
So no then, cool thanks for your opinion

>> No.9967430

>>9967063
>source: trust me bro, i know what the devs were thinking
That's a shame, I almost thought you had something interesting to say

>> No.9967565

>>9967398
>>9967430
>skulltulas in dungeons that you have to go back to after beating the dungeon to get
this alone completely breaks your narrative, let alone the fact that there are clear boundaries put where they don't want you to go (e.g. you must do ice cavern before water temple), and absolutely no restriction in doing, say, fire temple before forest. not to mention the numerous shortcuts placed throughout the world that connect between kokiri forest and death mountain, zora's domain and lake hylia, etc. or the fact that the map shows all three of the first adult dungeons at the same time (denoting that you can go there, whereas the child map only shows jabu after beating dodongo's), or how farore's wind lets you skip between entire dungeons... i can go on and on. not that you'd relate to any of this, because (You) haven't played the game.

>> No.9967571

>>9966183
I bricked the shadow temple somehow by doing dungeons out of order. Childhood me was devastated

>> No.9967584

>>9967571
no you didn't, you were just too retarded to figure out what to do

>> No.9967597

>>9967565
>skulltulas in dungeons that you have to go back to after beating the dungeon to get
How does this support that they're "meant" to be done out of order? You don't have to sequence break to go back to a dungeon you've already done.
>and absolutely no restriction in doing, say, fire temple before forest
Then why does Navi not intimate you could go to either of these places? That a flag gets set that technically allows you to do things out of what seems to be their intended order (i.e., the voice of the designers in Navi tells you what to do when) does not suddenly mean that doing them out of order was the intent. Could be anything as boring as the restrictions or necessities of their memory usage made it easier to just quietly set everything at once and only tell people to do it later. Which is why I was interested in the possibility of devs specifically bringing it up instead of you ascribing intent from your own assumptions.
>not to mention the numerous shortcuts placed throughout the world that connect between kokiri forest and death mountain, zora's domain and lake hylia, etc.
Yeah, but those shortcuts directly correspond to the linear sequence of requirements. Goron City has one back to Forest (that assumes you do not have bombs yet) in case you didn't get Saria's song already (which you wouldn't know you had to yet anyway).
Zora's Domain has one to Lake Hylia (and heavily hinted by the folks there) specifically just to easily grab the Princess's note in a bottle.
>or the fact that the map shows all three of the first adult dungeons at the same time (denoting that you can go there, whereas the child map only shows jabu after beating dodongo's)
That could very well mean they wanted you to be able to choose which one you went to first. But I don't think that suddenly suggests they want you to go key gear farming and leaving temples undone to sequence break. After all, you wouldn't know how to apply those things until AFTER you'd already played the game.

>> No.9967656

>>9967565
Nah I still think you are grasping at straws. Also the developers would have mentioned their intentions by now as its been so long

>> No.9967691

>>9966183
>>he doesn't find his way to Spirit Temple without the lens of truth
I remember doing this and getting through the desert by charting a map+trial-and-error to get to some tower as kid (you're only supposed to get there as adult because of the lens? afaik, it's been a while since I played) after seeing a forum post hinting the place was related to the triforce LOL.

>> No.9967947

>>9967597
>You don't have to sequence break to go back to a dungeon you've already done.
the point is that it's dungeon-related content you can't access without deviating from the "intended" course.
>Then why does Navi not intimate you could go to either of these places?
Navi is there to guide literal retards through the game. that doesn't mean the devs thought you always had to follow her advice. they clearly did not want you going to jabu before dodongo's, so they put boulders in zora's river. you're telling me they thought to do that, but never thought to put any kind of obstacle at death mountain to prevent you from playing fire temple before forest? hell, fire temple is closer to your first adult objective (hookshot) than forest is. clearly, they at least acknowledged the possibility that players might deviate from the "set" course.
>Yeah, but those shortcuts directly correspond to the linear sequence of requirements
you're right, they do. one problem though: the game does not tell you to use those shortcuts. by your logic, Navi is your guide... but using those very shortcuts requires seeking them out through exploration with no hint from Navi.
>But I don't think that suddenly suggests they want you to go key gear farming and leaving temples
i'll give you an example of how they anticipated this very thing: fire arrows. you can get the fire arrows before ever beating water temple by getting the longshot, leaving, playing the scarecrow's song at the base of the pylon where the arrows spawn, and longshotting up. this would be pointless to do after beating the temple, because the lake would be full again and you could simply swim out to the arrows; and you can't even really do it after beating the temple because there would be nowhere to stand and play the song. there are other examples like this. it is very clearly something they considered. and why wouldn't they? the series had been doing it since the first game.

>> No.9968049

>Underaged pseud projecting what he thinks the devs """intended"""

>> No.9968065

>>9968049
>no argument
thanks for playing

>> No.9968075

>>9968065
You never had one since it's all headcanon conjecture. The people who over fellating OoT's importance are more obnoxious than the game's reputation.

>> No.9968085

>>9967231
I hope someone makes a mod for the PC port that adds all of these old rumors.

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>>9967656
>Also the developers would have mentioned their intentions by now as its been so long
They already have. Ocarina's no longer king.

>> No.9968097

>>9968085
>I hope someone makes a mod for the PC port that adds all of these old rumors.
The devs already have enough of their shitty code to deal with, there's no sense in spending time making Boomer meme-tier cringe a reality instead of implementing, sorry -- having people beg for a 4:3 aspect ratio.

>> No.9968106

>>9968097
>a mod
>The devs
.....
retard, a mod means someone who's NOT the devs make it

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>>9968106
>Implying they won't just steal the idea by lurking in these threads

>> No.9968321

>>9968093
Lol a screenshot of half a title of an article still doesn't really prove your headcanon. Keep grabbing dem straws

>> No.9968336

>>9966183
>>he doesn't go into talon's house and just sit at the dinner table in his room while thinking about filling malon's womb with hot hylian cum and wondering what the horses and cows are doing
Well, I guess I'm one step of the way there

>> No.9968371 [DELETED] 

>>9966232
>no you have to austically play one single game forever else other austismo on a Mongolian cartoon board will think less of you

The internet was a fucking mistake

>> No.9968789

>>9968075
you tried to have an actual argument for exactly one post and now you've gone back to acting like a woman after being BTFO by facts. stay mad.

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Welcome to the Water Temple. Remember me? Yeah, you thought you were tough shit back on the grass. You're on my turf now, kid. What are you planning on doing? Shooting that switch? I have something to say about that -- and don't think you're gonna be hopping accross any jets of water, either. You want to play? You're gonna pay... with your time, because I'm gonna make things a little... "inconvenient" for you. You won't even see me coming. Your mere presence is going to activate my line trigger from above, and before you know it, I'm gonna hop down, and you're going to have yourself a tektite-sized problem, my friend. You better get yourself some arrows, because that shrinky dink ain't gonna do nothing against me. And Din's Fire? Forget it. You can't cook this crab, bud.

>> No.9968914 [DELETED] 

>>9966379
Chess is not a game, it is a skill check for wasting your time memorizing moves and responses

>> No.9968917 [DELETED] 

>>9966418
It is so fucking easy to tell when it's a zoomer posting. They confuse being called stupid for le epic ruse cruise trolling. A coincidence that it is zero-effort zero-brainpower posting huh?

>> No.9968923 [DELETED] 

>>9968917
lol what are you even trying to say

>> No.9968927 [DELETED] 

>>9968923
For some reason zoomers think that being called stupid is an achievement because they are desperate for attention. Side effect of growing up with youtube in their faces.
Also cowardly because they hide behind le epik troll instead of honestly posting, which might have people actually disagree with them or call them out. That was my first post in the thread by the way so don't even start that bullshit.

>> No.9968932 [DELETED] 

>>9968927
>For some reason zoomers think that being called stupid is an achievement because they are desperate for attention. Side effect of growing up with youtube in their faces.
okay, but what does this have to do with somebody samefagging and getting butthurt about OoT?
>Also cowardly because they hide behind le epik troll instead of honestly posting, which might have people actually disagree with them or call them out.
i'll agree with you on that one. you can see it a lot in this thread, where people who actually play the game can provide a coherent argument relating to its design, whereas dissenting opinions boils down to "Zelda bad"

>> No.9968935 [DELETED] 

>>9968932
Damn boy you're butthurt. Nice wall of seethe.

>> No.9968938 [DELETED] 

>>9968935
i honestly don't know what point you're trying to make here.

>> No.9968940 [DELETED] 

>>9968938
>You have to always make a point you can't just laugh at me
No.
I also wanted to discuss OoT since I just got to adult link for the first time ever but hey you do you pal. Enjoy being a confrontational asshole all alone in your dead thread.

>> No.9968942 [DELETED] 

>>9968940
are you alright dude?

>> No.9968945 [DELETED] 

>>9968942
No, I wanted to discuss Zelda and now I'm having to explain to a moron why he's stupid like I'm his tardwrangler

>> No.9968947 [DELETED] 

>>9968945
you're acting like you're having some kind of schizophrenic episode, making bizarre pointless statements, deleting your posts... i'm not sure what to make of your behavior, frankly. if you want to talk about Zelda though, we can do that. you can begin by addressing the contents of >>9967947 which you previously ignored and got butthurt about. i'm willing to let bygones be bygones and have something approaching an intelligent discussion if you want to pick up where we left off, though.

>> No.9968950 [DELETED] 

>>9968947
>Another seething wall of text full of womanly insults
cringe

>> No.9968953 [DELETED] 

>>9968947
You'll notice that I specifically said when my first post ITT was. Okay bye for real, holy shit what an autistic little fruitcake.

>> No.9968956 [DELETED] 

>>9968950
>>9968953
this behavior is concerning

>> No.9968991

>>9966183
>he doesn't buy blue fire early so he can get easy access to the heart piece room in Ice Cavern from the start
I always get the 4th bottle before going there so I can bring back 3 blue fires back with me and sell them for 450 rupees (always gotta have a fairy for one bottle)

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>ooooooh oooooHHH!!! YOU Didn't do these highly specific autistic things....ummmm uhhh yoiu YOU DIDNT BEAT IT!!!
Why are Zelda fans such dorks?

>> No.9969093

>>9968994
>have asperger's
>don't get the joke

>> No.9969098

>>9969093
hope they can find a cure one day for your problem

>> No.9969121

>>9968123
Don't worry, I had half of those things planned anyway.

>> No.9969175 [DELETED] 

>>9966405
Why would women need anuses if they can't poop?

>> No.9969190 [DELETED] 

>>9969175
if women can't poop, how did your mom poop on my balls the last time we had sex?

>> No.9969192 [DELETED] 

Sage

>> No.9969906

>>9969098
the cure to my problem is a bullet in your brain

>> No.9970868

>>9966191
deku tree is better in MQ
jabu jabu too
the rest are worse

>> No.9970907

>>9968994
i think it's supposed to be inane /v/ bot humor

>> No.9971929

>>9966183
I usually forget the giant's knife even exists

>> No.9972676
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>>9966183
Wait you can navigate the desert with lens of truth? I always thought Spirit had to be completed before Shadow temple as a kid.

>> No.9972690

>>9972676
nope, in fact, shadow is "supposed" to come first. have you been going to spirit temple without the lens on every playthrough? if so that's incredibly autistic but still, respect.

>> No.9972695

>>9972690
Yeah I thought it was just a memory puzzle like the lost forest but harder

>> No.9972926

>>9966197
>>9966212
>>9966183
i think the shit that some speedrunners do with games is impressive on a technical level but overly relying on glitches & exploits to beat/play a game is retarded because you might as well be using cheats at that point.

>> No.9972964

>>9972926
nothing in the OP is a glitch or exploit
retard

>> No.9972979

>>9972964
And nothing suggests OP isn't an autistic retard. We're done here.

>> No.9973379

>>9972979
>be retarded
>u-ur retarded
lol

>> No.9973590

>>9972695
honestly anon that kind of makes me wonder if they expected people to try and bruteforce it and the lens was a backup option. maybe you're onto something with the lost woods comparison

>> No.9973707

>>9973590
The lens is an optional item, but like with a lot of things the game seems to end up getting scared that player might not get certain things and hence ends up strongly handing you intended solutions to things in obvious ways, even if they are doable in others.

>> No.9974028

>>9972695
>>9973590
>>9973707
I can tell you guys were and still are illiterate when you played the game.

>> No.9974115

>>9974028
>abloo bloo
next you'll tell me that alternate dungeon orders weren't an intended part of the design

>> No.9974141

>>9974115
She's right. The game literally tells you several times you need an item for that specific part and you act like this is some genius through processing you've discovered for the first time when it's just basic game design. You people must've came from a different planet to fight this "fascinating" or you're underaged.

>> No.9974149

>>9974115
Because that was worth a bump.

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>>9974141
>She's

>> No.9974159

>>9974141
I just don't talk to npc's or read the signs unless im absolutely stumped

>> No.9974197 [DELETED] 

>>9967004
This. Its nothing special, you can do this in tons of games. It's like oot queers are mentally deficient and think the game has weird special properties that no other game has. This wouldn't really be a problem, but their adamant forcing of falsities get backed up by mob mentality retardation. with their gaped mouth and Nintendo tinted glasses crying about being able to do a few things out of order makes the whole game non linear; is quite a sight to behold... Just look at this thread.

>> No.9974608

>>9974197
>this same dude has been seething about OoT non-linearity for over a week accross multiple threads
get help.

>> No.9974638

>>9974608
Despite the unneeded ad homs, they're right, it's not that impressive. You people don't many video games.

>> No.9974647 [DELETED] 

>>9974638
>they're
dial 8

>> No.9974658 [DELETED] 

>>9974647
>Trans obsession out of nowhere
>>>/v/
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/
>>>/out/

>> No.9974769 [DELETED] 

>>9974658
you're the one samefagging and calling yourself "she" and "they" so pardon me for rightfully assuming that you missed your afternoon dilation

>> No.9974783
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9974783

Does anybody have that chart the one anon made a year or two ago of OoT's items and the order in which you can get them? It breaks down the game progression into the items you find and what items they lead to. It was really cool.

>> No.9974812

I always played shadow temple before spirit temple and then wondered why the purple music note came after the orange one
turns out you can easily play the spirit temple first, you don't need the hover boots. there's a white rupee that's hard to get without them though, you have to jump off a ledge and then get hurt by a boulder on purpose to jump just a little bit further and get the rupee

>> No.9974813

>>9967231
>>9968085
play the restored spaceworld 1997 beta of oot

>> No.9974825

>>9974812
you don't even need to get hurt by a boulder, you can just jump slash instead of regular jump and it'll let you reach. also you can do spirit the "legit" way by just grabbing the hover boots from shadow first, not much of a sequence break since the boots are found practically 2 minutes into the dungeon in an area totally separated from the rest of the temple, so getting them isn't even much work

>> No.9974826

>>9974783
I honestly don't understand how somebody can look at pre-rendered graphics like this and not think they're beautiful. Even if they're rudimentary, they just look so juicy and cool

>> No.9974856

>>9974197
>you can do this in tons of games
The number of 3D games that are actually primarily 'equipment gated' like OoT, and simultaneously as open as it consists of, what exactly?

I legitimately can't think of anything, as everything else is some RPG or platformer that is 'trivially' open by just not being equipment gated.

>> No.9974898

>>9974856
he's just baiting. he does this in every OoT thread.

>> No.9974932

>>9974825
how is that the legit way? the legit way is just doing the spirit temple first, nothing special required other than that one silver rupee.
sure you are supposed to get the lens of truth first but that doesn't require entering a dungeon and then leaving

>> No.9975002

>>9974856
>>9974856
>Equipment gated
Theres your sign. You have to make up a term to try and convince yourself that what you're doing isn't glitching. You can glitch and get items/go places you're not supposed to have/be in most games. Then you move the goalpost even more to try and keep oot on a pedestal.
>Can't be an rpg, can't be a platformer
Though most oot enjoyers will argue oot is an rpg too. You guys need to figure your shit out.

>> No.9975021

>>9974856
The point is what this game does isn't that impressive as some of you in this thread makes it out to be. Just another Zelda thread where people overfellate the game's importance.

>> No.9975117

>>9968894
Cute spider :3

>> No.9975701

>>9975021
you need serious help dude

>> No.9975726

>>9975701
No he doesn't. You guys are the ones that are delusional. Every time an oot thread is up you guys seem to find another way to lie to yourselves and push oot into another "genre defying" territory. What's next oot is a point and click because somehow z targeting lets you point and click? Oot is also a text adventure because you read and have to choose an option so sometimes. Oot is also a fighting game because you fight enemies. This is literally nintoddler logic.

>> No.9975816

>>9975726
i have bad news:
there's gonna be more OoT threads
we're gonna keep talking about the game
and you're going to keep seething, samefagging and being the delusional tranny you are
you'll never pass

>> No.9975838

>>9975816
>Imbeciles continue to be imbeciles
No shit, retard. I'm trying to prevent more people from taking the nintoddler pill, by letting you guys prove how cognizantly challenged you are, yourselves. This is supposed to be a place to discuss (this means having discourse) retro games. Many people with good points and opposing views through multiple threads get there comments deleted and most like banned because,"wahh wahh he said something I don't like about oot". No other threads have this problem. Nintoddlers are the protected class of gamers. It's sad really.

>> No.9975847

>>9975838
one day you're going to be on your deathbed and wonder why you spent several years worth of your life trying to "prevent people from taking the nintoddler pill". you sad transexual man. i pity you. anyway, back to zelda.

>> No.9975856

>>9975847
The nintoddler pill is not what you think. Im an avid Nintendo collector I own a nes, snes, N64, gb, gnc, gbp, GBA, DS, wii, Wii u and a switch. I like Nintendo games and consoles, but I'm not delusional and lie about videogames to myself and strangers online, which what you guys are doing.

>> No.9975860

>>9975856
>i'm an avid transexual
lol
i know

>> No.9975864

>>9975860
And all you can do is dig yourself a bigger hole. This is the nintoddler pill

>> No.9975884

>>9975864
>dig yourself a bigger hole
you'd know a bit about that. have you dilated today?

>> No.9975969

>>9966183
What's neat is that if you get Zora's Sapphire first it'll change the text to say "you still one one more spiritual stone to go!" I was certain they would have missed it. Why the fuck did they block Zora's River with boulders anyway?

>> No.9975980

>>9974812
Yeah that one gray rupee was always the only reason I thought hover boots were required, but some Anon said you can hookshot to the climbable wall and grab it on the way up if you're lined up.

>> No.9975981

>>9974813
is it a complete game?

>> No.9976050

>>9975980
>hoverboots
>jumpslash
>hookshoot
literally 3 ways to solve this one puzzle not even including exploits. man i love this game.

>> No.9976509
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>>9968894
This made my day.

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>>9974783
This one?

>> No.9977187

>>9976884
it was like that but it had the actual pictures of the items, might be the same one and somebody just added pictures. either way oretty neat

>> No.9977192

>>9977187
actually yeah it was different, this one has some inaccuracies and doesn't list some of the items like deku nut

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>>9976884
>>9977187
>>9974783
You guys mean this one?