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9953919 No.9953919 [Reply] [Original]

>can't romance the cute MILFs

I swear, every fucking game in this damn franchise.
What's even the point, man?

>> No.9954062
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9954062

>>9953919
For me it was Shino and Lin Fa, absolute piss take.

>> No.9954167

>>9953919
It's not nice to take advantage of the elderly.

>> No.9954453

>>9953919
Stop turning this place into /v/ with your thirsty lewd bullshit. You will not corrupt the purity of Harvest Moon.

>> No.9955179

>>9953919
>not the original version of the game
>coomer thread in /vr/
Kill yourself zoomercel.

>> No.9956467

>>9954453
>How dare you corrupt the purity of my game about dating ten-year-old girls

>> No.9956547

>>9955179
FoMT was a direct upgrade. No reason to play the original anymore.

>> No.9958661 [DELETED] 

>>9956547
What did the update add?

>> No.9958663

>>9956547
What did the upgrade add?

>> No.9958915
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9958915

>>9956467
They look 15, and it was normal in agrarian communities to marry 15 year olds. France's age of consent is 15.

>> No.9958937

>>9958915
Elli is a fucking nurse which means she's been to university.

>> No.9958954

>>9958937
They *look* 15.

>> No.9959971

>>9958937
she treats her patients with herbs

>> No.9959989

>>9959971
Naturopathy works. Don't trust Rockefeller propaganda.

>> No.9960019

>>9958954
>>9959971
Point is that the girls in Harvest Moon are of age.

>> No.9960098

How is Harvest Moon SNES and N64. For retro HM, I've beaten FoMT, and watched the festivals and scenes that were removed from it in BtN.

>> No.9960109
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9960109

>>9953919
Because if you care about anyone other than Karen you're a fag

>> No.9960119

>>9960098
I enjoy both of them despite (or maybe because of) their simplicity. With SNES I think my only particular complaint is that if you have too many animals in the barn the game slows down pretty heavily and makes it take needlessly long to take care of business.

64 is a pretty good sequel and has most of the same characters as BtN/FoMT but in kind of an alternate universe situation with characters having different roles and relationships (which arguably make more sense).

>> No.9960124

>>9960098
SNES one is a lot of fun in that way that it's a long-running series and its first game has a lot of stuff that's weird vs. the larger series. I find it gets brutally repetitive but play it. Wonderful sprite-work at least. And it has an actual ending.
N64 is great. No notes.
Check out HM2 and 3 on the GBC if you want some really great games as well. 3 in particular is one of the more odd games in the series.

>>9958937
Maybe. Nursing didn't require accreditation over most of its history though. No idea when HM is supposed to take place, and whether their world has it. It seems like the game takes place in a world before the widespread creation of accreditation requirements though.

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>>9953919
tell me about it

>> No.9960259

>>9960124
Harvest Moon takes place in modern times, you have a TV with multiple channel including a Weather Network.

>> No.9960264

>>9953919
Because the game is about building your own life and starting your own family.
Who seeks out married women to start families with? What's wrong with you?

>> No.9960276
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9960276

>>9960264
>A game about playing as a homewrecker
It could work.

>> No.9960281

>>9956467
>mfw jokingly made a comment similar to this on /v/
>got several (You)s calling me a tranny sympathizer
My bait went far better than expected.

>> No.9960285

>>9960276
Technically, you do cuck someone out from a potential marriage. One of your rivals will remain a virgin forever.

>> No.9960303

>>9960285
Which one, Rick? Or the doctor? I guess all the other guys leave town forever if they don’t end up getting married.

>> No.9960306

>>9960285
That's neither cuckholding or homewrecking besides the rival can find another girl if they move or maybe the Harvest Goddess will give him a pity handjob.

>> No.9960319

>>9960306
Indeed, the Harvest Goddess is quite generous as long as she’s given offerings. If only real life worked that way.

>> No.9960381

>>9953919
I wish there was more of a romhacking community for HM games the way there is for shit like Pokemon and Fire Emblem. I'd love to see a hack where Lillia is romanceable, but last I checked, no one's figured out how to edit events in FoMT yet. Guess that's just to be expected for a niche series.

>> No.9961316

>>9960285
You can marry the goddess in the gba. Also Won, Gourmet or Kappa for the girl version.

>> No.9961569

>>9960381
Given how Harvest Moon work, timed events, I think romhacking it would be an insane amount of work. I know Stardew Valley has a decent modding scene and that people have been trying to mode the recent SoS releases on PC but with little success.

>> No.9961885
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9961885

>>9960381
I've seen same-sex marriage, main character replacement and unused content restoration hacks pop out of nowhere in recent years, there's always hope.

>> No.9961945
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>>9953919
For me it's the archaeologist girl from Harvest Moon DS (loved FoMT too tho)

>> No.9963795

You can't, but your son/daughter can (in the games where you can have kids).
I think my son got with a girl 20 years older than him in Wonderful Life.

>> No.9963905

>>9953919
Are there games where I can romance my sister

>> No.9963906

>>9958915
You can also bang your sister in France, anyway gimme sisterludo

>> No.9965330

>>9963795
Can your son get with his sister