/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9947689
thanks

>>9947689
Good. Fuck off

>>9947689
Thank god. This non retro bullshit has clogged up vr long enough.

>>9947931
>>9947937
They talk about the Wii's virtual console games so it's retro!

>>9947710
>LEGO shoes, activate!

>>9947931
>>9947937
Fuck is the matter with you people.

Realizing how much stupid bullshit internet lore originated from these desperate late nintendo power issues

That's all from me. If another anon wants to continue, and mods allow it, go right ahead. Thanks for reading!

>>9948126
OP, I've really enjoyed reading these threads. They've hit me with a ton of nostalgia and it's been a nice trip down memory lane. Thanks for making them.

>>9948126
Thanks for inspiring me to start archiving PDFs for magazines I care about. You're a real one.

>>9948126
If there was any time to end it, it would be on Brawl.

>This will be my final thread.
Well, there's always the archives to reminisce. Stay frosty, OP.

>>9948126
Go fuck yourself. You've contaminated vr with this garbage forever now you autistic asshole. And if anyone really cared about this they would have ever issue of NP like I do. Not that hard to fucking download. Fuck off and good riddance.

>>9947720

After all these years, I still don't really know how the U-Force is supposed to work.

The end of an era. Bring on 7th gen /vr/

Posting in an ebic thread

>>9948301
Ha ha, so you admit you care.

Thank you for doing these. I wish it was as easy to find archives of the Nintendo magazines that ran where I live as it is for Nintendo Power.. They exist, but in poor coverage/quality.

why not upload them somewhere to download them instead of post by post on an imageboard

>>9948661
This. At this point we're not gonna get /v2k/, so just fuck my shit up and make 7th gen retro already.
I'm sorry for pre-6th gen grandpas, but they didn't fight enough for their place.
My childhood IS retro.

>>9947689
>This will be my final thread
Thank christ.

This image is now inherently linked to your last thread for eternity, even if it gets deleted. This image is the one and only based thing ever posted in these threads. You wasted untold hours of your life for nothing. You're a faggot! Happy trails.

Thanks for these threads! I read many of the issues that i had as a kid.

>>9948872
if anything, it only shows that you, the unfunny low IQ spammer lolcow that tries to force memes, used one of the Nintendo Power threads to try and get relevant. guess again: you aren't relevant, and never will, other than as a lolcow.

>>9948838
Because these threads are about the commentary and mockery, not the scans themselves.

>>9948839
I'm excited for 7th gen on /vr/, it'll be like 2008 /v/ all over again
>>9948872
I kneel

>>9948839
Fuck off man. THe pre 6th gen games really are just better. our childhoods sucked ass. Literally fuck every single game i played as a kid.

>>9948898
Is baby going to cry because his final thread got floig'd?

>>9947689
Thank you man, you entertained me through countless hours of waging. Wish you the best.

>>9948126
Thanks OP! I enjoyed these threads.

Could anyone help me identify an issue of Nintendo Power? My very basic Miis of Mario and Luigi were included in an issue's reader submission section around the time the Wii was first released. I've tried looking online with no luck. Thanks in advance.

>>9947689
loved your threads, thank you for all!

>>9947692
aww they hid Penelo's vagina-framing skirt this time

>>9948069
>Next up for the hedgehog: a DS RPG.
nmagazine quotes taken moments before disaster

>>9947873
gloob.tv/about-us/
weird, this site still sort of exists
the Privacy page even mentions Future US

>>9948838
>what is a storytime
Hi there, newfag!

>>9947689
>>9947936
Brawl is appropriately a great topic to end it with (and considering it's 4chan, so is No More Heroes). Thanks for brightening up this increasingly degenerating board with this soul, anon!

>>9948916
They're about the nostalgia, primarily. There is a lot of salt and cynicism here, but that's always been secondary to the soul and good times in these threads.

Only since the Future US era started do these threads deserve to go full swing into the commentary and mockery part.

>>9948839
Any hope for /v2k/ died when our rulers here decided to take the gay, transsexual path of forcing this board to fundamentally change instead of making a new board that would have allowed for that change to make everyone happy.

Only a matter of time before game discussion will be banned from this entire website to make room for advertisers having free reign over threads and being free from any criticism of their shilling, being shielded by our custodial Hiroshima bots. There are already plenty of examples of this in both /v/ AND here in /vr/ (plus they made fucking NEW boards dedicated just to this, such as /vm/ and /vt/), so it's only going to get worse, here.

Cherish what we have while we can.

>>9947713
>Michel Ancel is one of the world's top up-and-coming game designers.

Up-and-coming? Rayman came out in 1995.

>>9949463
The Future US replacements were very retarded. Expect more of this. It's a big change from when pre-Future NP previously covered how Ancel and Miyamoto were getting knighted or whatever, as these new editors (Justin Cheng and Chris Slate) are clueless faggots and your typical non-game-playing game journos.

So this is just over? I'm not going to see more of these threads? I'm going to mention OP in my suicide letter.

>>9949489
You can post the next one yourself if you want.

>>9948126
No, dude, don’t do it. You should just start over from the beginning again. Your threads are comfy…

>>9948082
like what? Also the world needs a better class of media now that Nintendo Power is gone. Sure they would never impugn a major Nintendo game but that was part of the appeal. How fairly could a news outlet judge a game when they were in the maker's pocket?

>>9947689
I pitch that the next retro magazine story time be about EGM or GamePro once the last Issue of Nintendo Power comes and goes.

>>9949430
bro these threads have been 99.9% you posting page after page with no responses or literally talking to yourself. you are a douche and i have strong suspicions that you are marblefag. this shit can't end soon enough.

>>9947689
It was a pleasure to witness old scans from early in Nintendo Power's history. Did that Kickstarter ever finish?

>>9948056
Just fags trying to gaytekeep what counts as "retro"

>"b-b-but this game was made in 2006 instead of 1999 ;^; it's not le retro epic ps1 era"

...Brawl thread? Brawl thread?
Your main? have you unlocked every trophy in the game?

>>9949729
Hi, reddit.

>>9949753
Not a redditard, just annoying seeing the 900th fag whining about what counts as "retro", it'd be a fuckton easier to just let the threads die rather than keep them alive with exclusively complaints

shit thread

>>9949757
>You must politely argue against off-topic dogshit so we don't hurt anyone's feelings
Hi, reddit. Also, you are a nigger and a homosexual

>>9947689
Godspeed, you wonderful son of a bitch.

>>9947689
>BRAWL!
good times

>storytime ended at the start of future era
Perfect timing desu

>>9949792
Holy shit, you're impressively retarded
I could not give less of a fuck about other people's feelings, but you've seriously gotta be a faggot to be too retarded to realize that if you interact with the thread it'll stay alive for longer

>>9947721
>[decreasing difficulty] means less time spent repeating portions of a game, and more emphasis on telling good stories
Yeah that sounds like the kind of opinion a professional game reviewer would have. "Oh good, I can just get through this one without any hassle and move on to the next"

>It was the only place to discuss Nintendo candidly.
hahaha

>RPGs almost always have pretty steep learning curves,
???

>>9949665
I rarely post here. I think you're mentally challenged.

>>9949758
t. celebrates Pride Month

>>9949665
Yeah, the few I've bothered to look at before now were just a bunch of mediocre .jpg scans with no commentary or discussion at all. I just wrote them off as pointless spam threads.

>>9948126
thanks OP

>>9949941
you post thousands of scanned pages of old video game ads and i'm the retarded one? lmao

>>9949989
That's not me.

>>9949990
>inspect element
>validating himself to me
sad!
have sex.

>>9949990
>thanks OP
>(You)
>"that's not me"
HAHAHAHAH YOU FORGOT ONE FAGGOT, LMAO holy shit point and laugh

>>9949997
actually he forgot 2, but now he'll just pretend that the one reply from the comment chain that's out of view is ackshually not him despite it making no sense otherwise

>>9949990
Starting to think that other guy was right, you are marble anon. This is a conspicuously similar bugaboo to what happened in that one thread last week where marble anon accidentally uploaded one of his own photos when replying to himself. Not a good way to end your final thread dude.

>>9949990

>>9949990
absolutely embarassing, go back. seriously.

this thread got real quiet all of a sudden...

>>9949993
>>9949997
>>9950008
>>9950010
>>9950028
>doesn't know that the only ones with dashes are my posts and the rest are replies to my posts
This is the only one of my posts in that screenshot >>9949841 which I made because I didn't realize I ended it right when Future started.

See?

>>9950036
>>9950040
>doesn't understand the mistake he made
>keepa validating himself and doubling down on being a faggog
disgraceful

>>9950043
What mistake did I make anon? >>9948838
>>9948916
>>9949430
>>9949665
>>9949941
>>9949989
None of these are me as seen in this screenshot >>9949990

>>9947759
I don't think that fat black woman is going to be a good fit for Team Sonic, the team that would be known for running fast.

>>9949989
I'm not OP, you fucking faggot.

>>9949961
Same.

>>9950181
be nice or i'll post the deleted replies that prove you accidentally exposed yourself samefagging (again)

>>9950193
>i don't know how 4chan works

>>9950198
>i'm a samefagging nigger who sucks my own penis abloo bloo

>>9950206
The archive shows you're a liar and that OP is right about you being a newfag. Probably the same retard that whined about "not muh retro" every thread too.
https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/9947689/#9950054

>>9950214
the archive shows that you responded to me trying to pretend you weren't OP and then you BTFO'd yourself by accidentally including (You)'s in the OP where you were clearly being addressed as OP for posts that OP (you) made. also, rule #1 cheerleader, nobody on here gives a fuck about defending anyone who isn't themselves. you wouldn't be trying so hard if you weren't the very poo poo head you're pretending not to be. you can play the fool all you want; i know it's you, you know it's you, Jesus knows it's you. and Jesus thinks you're a faggot.
>muh not retro
believe it or not, there's more than one person and/or jewish deity here who thinks you're a faggot. for the record, i don't have an issue with what you've done in theory. the problem is that you spent months bumping the same fucking thread with shit nobody asked for and getting defensive anytime somebody showed the slightest disdain. worse still, you'd often samefag while doing it to maintain the illusion of someone actually caring. you can play the fool all you want, just know that big J has already removed you from the book of life.

>>9949828
Z

>>>OP expected another Brawl fellatio thread
Lmao

>>9949409
Brawl and Japan Time in general was the worse part of oldfag era /v/
Thankfully people are able to witness some of JT at old.sage.moe and realize they're just as garbage as any Smash thread since 2013

>>9949538
I've made up my mind

>>9950906

To do what?

>>9947870
>bloody pixels

I've never played this. Is that actually supposed to be visible blood in a black box NES game??

>>9950973
whoops accidentally saged

>>9947879
>But I'm definitely going to have to wait until Santa upgrades my TV set. Widescreen, 480p perfection, baby.
oh baby

>>9947926
>And with independent controlling options that allow you to move each leg and arm individually, it's not all that hard, either.
that actually sounds pretty difficult

>>9950561
No, I wanted a NMH fellatio thread.

Nintendo

>>9947689
Thanks for the dumps, I've really enjoyed reading some of these again.

>>9951092
Based.