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9927817 No.9927817 [Reply] [Original]

I don't have much time.
Cavallo here.

>> No.9927852 [DELETED] 
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>Congo
ah yes, one of the games that inspired the floigformer subgenre

>> No.9927864

Jannies don't have much time.
Moigle here.

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Based thread.

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>>9927864
No idea who the fuck you are, kid. sorry

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>>9928596
Does this jog your memory?

>> No.9928609

>>9928604
>forced meme spammer
seek help.

>> No.9928610

>congo the novel the movie the game getting spammed for weeks on end
even saw it posted on /g/ today
interesting times we live in

>> No.9928613

>>9928609
Hello binkybutt.

>> No.9928614

>>9928610
>spammed
It's certified Crichtoncore

>> No.9928617

>>9928614
It's no Floigan, that's for true.

>> No.9928620

>>9928617
Yeah, for one, more than 1 person care about Congo, and congobros don't need schizo discord servers to operate.

>> No.9928624

>>9928620
Are the floigcords in the room with us right now?

>> No.9928626

>>9928624
You tell me, it's probably just you:
>>/vr/thread/S9635367

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Cavalloposting is forbidden
Says right here

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>>9928626
>link doesn't work
Staging a false flag? Not very floiglike of you.

>> No.9928636

>>9928632
Update your browser, auster.

>> No.9928642

>>9928636
The discord link, retard.
You don't have to play the fool with me.

>> No.9928646

>>9928610
People are very strange these days

>> No.9928659
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Was Congo arguably the first floigformer?

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ayo, real quick,
lemme drop a dime on ya...

we name is Floigan, that's F to da N,
we come talkin' bout bidness, cuz we ain't no fren

we got dogs in da yard, and a big ol' spliff,
bouta pipe down some shawtys with dem big ol' hips

we got Colt in the can, and a 9 in the hand,
and now it's bout time ya hear da master plan...

we come from the past, to bring some news,
"Floigan Bros. here to fight the jews!"

with muscle, wit and Floigan force,
we return from '01 to correct the course

but we can't do it, not without you,
and not without the man who said Floigan will do

Bernie lookin' down, guardian angel,
saw the future in us when we was still on the table

casting dreams, on a Moigle and a meme,
Big Bern and SEGA brought Floigan to da team

and now it's time, that we done some work,
the junkyard's closed and we loadin' the hurt

the jews on the run, early passover,
it's bout time for Mario to move over

now the dream is cast, and we sellin' out,
but we ain't leavin' on a single doubt

the plumber's dead, and Bernie too,
but the future is bright for Floigan and the crew...

word.

>> No.9928668

>>9928659
Congo's fanbase was organic, not forced.
If you search Congo threads, bernie was never posted, but Floigan is obviously the bernieposter and his mental illness.

>> No.9928673

>>9928668
Floigan is the most important movement if our time.

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>all of this anti-floiganism
I think we know who's behind this.

>> No.9928682

>>9928673
>if
Precisely, but it's NOT your time, schizo.

>> No.9928684

>>9928682
Thankfully the floigsperience cannot be stopped so nothing to worry about.

>> No.9928687

>>9928684
Maybe in your mind, but it never started. Your spam has always been unfunny.

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>>9928687
Are you implying that this isn't the result of several thousand peoples' hard work? Big doubt, guy.

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>>9928667
6 million copies sold?
Sorry Bernie but I don't believe those numbers.

>> No.9928713

>>9928691
>some sad fuck actually sat down, typed all that shit, and thought it was funny
The wonders of no sex.

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>>9928713
Don't talk to me or my moigle ever again.

>> No.9928719

>>9928710
It makes more sense when you count pre-orders and the fact that Floigan was the most popular pack-in game of 2001.

>> No.9928723

>>9928646
Anon, it seems to me like you're the EXPERT!

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>>9928713
Yo my floiga, Floig Jones Jr. here. I heard you been talkin' mad hate 'bout my boys, the Floigan Bros. That ain't cool my floiga, you feel me? You come talkin' that hate in my hood, we'd be floiggin you up, cuz. Nah, nah... you ain't do 'em like that, you feel me? Now dawg, you be knowin' that Floigan Bros. Episode 1 (available for SEGA Dreamcast home video entertainment system) is some real shit, cuz. Them Floigans be out there fighting and dying for yo ass, floiga. That shit real, that some real shit my floiga. Now I know you might be havin' some, whatchu call, "reservations", 'bout joining up dem Floigan floigas, but lemme tellchu sumfin' my floiga: these floigas real, you feel me? They our future and shit. I mean shit like, they put me in this Floigalysis machine and purified by soul and shit. I got baby blue eye now floiga, shit look fresh dawg. Aight, keep it real.

>> No.9928765

pls send invite to floig discord

>> No.9928769

>>9928765
discord.gg/based

>> No.9928852

>>9928723
Anyway, how is your sex life

>> No.9928876

>>9928852
Peanus weanus goes in vagoo :-)

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>>9927817
>I don't have much time.

Neither does the Sega-piece-of-fuckin-Shiturn when I'm through with it.

>> No.9928907

>>9928887
based, berniepilled, floigpilled. fuck the shitturn.