/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9908210
>What were they thinking?
"How do we keep kids from beating it in a weekend from Blockbuster snd not buying it?"

Finally, at long last, Croc has been debunked

>>9908210
You can ground pound and move laterally, you didn't figure this out in the first level? Why is every croc hater a massive shitter.

>>9908210
It works in exactly the same way as the bridge of boxes over a pit in literally level 1 of Crash Bandicoot FFS

>>9908236
It doesn't. You don't bounce back.

>>9908241
You levitate for a few seconds. You're just bad.

>>9908210
>you have to destroy the one with the Gobbo inside
says who?

>>9908210
Literally, unironically a skill issue. You stand near the edge of the box, stomp while making sure not to hold the button on the second press, press forward to grab the edge of the next box, pull yourself up and repeat. Stop being bad at games.

>>9908210
I like how the sole remainder of this once being intended to be a Yoshi's Island sequel are those Mario-esque questionmark boxes

>>9908210
I figured it out when I was 8. What an embarrassing post.

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>>9908620
I am going to rape OP and you're all going to watch.

>>9908669
GG

>>9908669
/thread
Ok jannies do your thing

>>9908669
OPsisters... did we just lose?

>>9908669
target neutralized, pack it up boys

>>9908669
Disgustingly based Croc defender.

>>9908669
Cum in my butt boys, I'm done here.

>>9908669
Never seen OP getting his ass blasted so hard before, cheers.

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>>9908669
Complete and total annihilation of OP

>>9908669
obliterated

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>>9908669
This anon is definitely OP, setting up a bullshit thread so he can post an epic btfo of himself

>>9909114
kek, you're probably right.

>>9908669
based opbtfo-er

>>9909114
If true I forgive and congratulate him for the setup and punchline anyway.

>>9908210
The game is no masterpiece, but your example is shit.

>>9909114
why would you go out of your way to try to ruin a dumb fun thread? redditor "i am le so smart" mentality fuck you faggot

>>9908669
Crocbros.... We fuckin' won.

>>9909494
he's the op and is mad

>>9908210
>You can only destroy one
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

No

>>9908669
Nice, anon, but are you able to get the final Gobbo in Glacier Island 2:2?
>World 2 Level 2 'Be Wheely Careful'

>>9908669
>>9908210
Samefag.

>>9908669
As a Gobbo I want you to know that you are held in great esteem by our people.

>>9908669
it doesnt look that hard. shame on you, op.

>>9909494
this anon is op and he's butthurt he got found out

>>9908669
This happens all the time on /vr/, nothing to get so worked up again. People like OP just need to STFU and get good.

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>>9910075
"Being good at Croc" is not a life skill to be proud of.

>>9910097
Cope

the entire point of old action games is to get good, if you find no enjoyment in that stick to minecraft or whatever it is zoom zooms are playing these days

>>9910097
Maybe not, but being that bad at it is definitely something to be ashamed of.

>>9910097
yes it is

>>9908210
Game is pure jank shit to begin with, pitched as a yoshi game but turned down for obvious reasons.
Didnt stop them from releasing it anyway only to make children cry once they popped that cd in their ps1/saturn and realised what a massive turd they got for christmas.

Nostalgia is the only reason people still talk about this bullshit excuse for a game

>>9910479
how can anyone have nostalgia for it if every child who got it cried at the recognition of how shit it supposedly was?

>>9910493
Stockholm Syndrome

>>9910498
>you didn't like it, you just tricked yourself into thinking you like it, and I know because I don't like it
sure ok bud

>>9910479
How sore are your holes after yesterday

>>9908224
This OP BTFO. Good to see a Croc elder god player in this thread

>>9908669
I kneel, king

>>9908669
Completely and unequivocally based.

>>9910479
It was honestly a pretty decent game. Not great, as it and it's sequel are really held back by their controls, but they are perfectly enjoyable games with interesting levels despite this.

>>9910602
It can't be understated just how much charm was added by the soundtrack, though. Even if you absolutely must shit on the game, in all good faith you can't deny that the soundtrack is wonderful.

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>>9910592
It's time to stop samefagging. Post the screencap on r/4chan already and move on.

>>9910668
How can one man be this upset at Croc?

>>9910673
/vr/ has a complicated history with croc.

>>9908669
>69 get
checked and absolutely blessed

>>9908669
OP Status = BTFO

>>9908669
Honestly thought I was on /v/ seeing a blow out this massive.

>>9911014
you might as well be for the amount of samefaggotry going on in this thread

>>9910147
>the entire point of old action games is to get good
Only if they are good games. Otherwise, they don't deserve the effort.

>>9909114
This desu, nobody just happens to have highly specific footage of themselves playing fucking Croc in a specific area just to btfo someone.

>>9912039

>Speedrunners don't exist.

>>9912043
I recorded it yesterday when i saw this thread after two of my replies were ignored. I have a 45% completed save so I loaded it up and went back to 1-4. The fag insisting I'm the OP is actually the OP damage controlling after being BTFO. He's a dedicated croc hater (those actually exist.) They're mad n64 fans who picked Croc as a game to be jealous over instead of anything else.

I think it stems back to a thread about Croc having the first modern dual stick implementation like 5 years ago. So they've been mad for 5 years. It's Croc kids, don't get obsessed over it. The best thing about it is it's a straight forward platformer with minimal bloat and nice music, it's not a great game by any measurement.

>>9908669
OP was raped in the breezy summer of '23

>>9910479
Croc is a solid game. I actually liked it more than Mario 64 or Crash Bandicoot at the time.

>>9908669
lmfao gg

>>9912039
3 hours past OP's post.
I played Croc in a rental as a kid but I remember this part and I want to say someone who has actually played the game before could probably get there in that time especially if they're like the one Croc fan in the world seeing their game getting called out.

>>9908669
lmao op blasted into oblivion

>>9908669
B-B-BASED??

>>9909508
>voreshit as a marketing strat
I doubt there was ever a chance for you sickos to be normal...

>>9910147
>Minecraft
But anon, Minecraft is now over 10 years old since it got shilled here first

>>9908669
zoomie op absolutely obliterated

>>9908669
That's exactly what I used to do! I thought this was common knowledge. Zoomies on suicide watch

>>9908669
It was a different level but I did this right up yesterday, OP utterly destroyed

>>9908669
but this was what evyerbody who has Croc back then did.

>>9915584
Yep. Here's how OP got owned for the wannabe Croc chads: Holding X on the ground pound pushes you through everything below you, while just pressing it and letting go has you hover over whatever you break, letting you readjust without falling accordingly if necessary. For all of the game's inherent issues, I can appreciate Argonaut trying their best to make it work anyway. It's the best execution of tank controls in any platformer, and I personally like how intricate the air control is for tighter platforming.

>>9908210

Skill Issue

>>9909114
The post times between each post are 30 seconds to 1 minute apart so the answer is yes.

>>9908669
Dylan, is that you?

>>9908669
It was a different breed of gamer back i my day, yheap *siip*

>>9908669
You can tell this was intentional because the animation shows a individual step for each pace and not a whole step for one platform

Love me some Croc, it was one of the very first video games I've ever played actually, possibly even the first one

>>9909508
>N
Nario?

>>9908236
This

>>9920376
I

>>9910479
A 3D Yoshi game for N64 could have been really good what a missed opportunity.

>>9908210
It's a bad game