/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9893886
Just you

>>9893886
press b to run

The average the IQ has declined now that you've posted. Thanks.

>>9893939
always hold B
NES games always hold B, SNES games always hold B. It's the supreme law of the land.

>>9893886
it always seemed fine to me emulator or real console

>>9893886
It's just you.
I could beat this game without dying when I was twelve years old.

>>9893886
Are you so used to modern shitformers that you can't conceive Mario's movement having momentum?

Learn how to use momentum in your favor. It would be boring if it Mario moved like Megaman.

>>9893886
>clunky
OH NO THE CLUNKINESS I CAN'T STAND THE CLUNKINESS

Finally got through world 7. Really annoying platforming everywhere. Was still fun

This place is a whole new level of cancer

>>9893886
What's considered good and responsive to you then?

>>9894206
Symphony of the night, Metroid fusion, mega man x? I even like old Castlevania games controls better

>>9894228
Well there's your problem. The inertia and momentum from SMB3 fucks you up, you're used to the more immediate acceleration of other platformers.

>>9893886
It does yeah. People pretend it's good even though no platformers made since control that way and they pretty much all have limited or no momentum.

>>9893963
and in Wii platformers? Press 1 to run fast

>>9893963
That's actually a curious point. I wonder what percentage of the time the average person holds B while playing SMB1 - SMW.
If it's more than like 60%, the B speed should be default speed and you should go slower when you press B instead.

>>9894191
tbf, people been spouting "clunky" as "i suck" for over a decade on 4chan now.
>>9894228
gotta be honest, i cant even imagine never having played a platformer with momentum and running. but i guess adapt and learn, it'll be worth it. wait til you learn about controlled jumps in SMW

>>9893886
OP, this is a game where you're meant to let your momentum carry you through the level. Granted, some levels such as the autoscrollers don't allow for this, but the ones where you're free to move everywhere are best played just holding B and going balls to the wall and relying on your reflexes to dodge enemies and obstacles. When you master this, it feels sublime, almost zen-like.

>>9893886
Just you, retard

>>9894204
Why are tou playing it if you hate it? What kind of loser does that shit?

>>9893886
very weak bait

>>9893886
Just you to be honest. Your first Mario game? They are momentum based platformers just like Sonic. You need to get used to the controls/physics

>>9893886
all i understood from your post was: retardery retardery retardery zoomer buzzword faggotry faggotry.

please kill yourself anon

I can't wait for the zoomer generation to grow up so they leave us alone and see the next generation shit on their taste

>>9893886
>being filtered by SM3
Yikes

>>9894247
ive seen so many people never hit the run button and then put the game down. ive even been there telling them to hold run and they just wont. or they will for a few seconds and then stop. its wild

>>9893886
It's better than SMB1 at least, and for its time it was kind of revolutionary. I probably prefer SMW but I'm biased since I grew up with SMW. Pic related is still my favorite 2D Mario, though

>>9896875
I very recently tried to explain to a Zoomer who plays MMO's on PC that you have to hold run and then jump, both with the same thumb. Man it was difficult to watch. They couldn't really figure out how to hold run and jump, going back to the left seemed to be almost foreign for them. I was amazed at how bad it was.

>>9896016
yeah
might be time for another hobby

>>9893886
You're a fucking moron.

>>9896879
Bad taste. SMB1 is better than Land 2, and 3 is better than both.

>>9896883
i remember growing up and the neighbor kid had mario world and never ran so he couldnt beat the third or second level. i kept telling him to run and he never did. he'd get frustrated and then we'd have to quit. fucker didn't deserve that game, and my mom wouldnt buy it for me, so it really sucked lol.

i feel like they just notice it gets harder to control if you're running so never try, like running is for the in between parts where there's no obstacles or something so that would explain why zoomers dont do it, because sprinting in modern games is just to get through the open world

>>9896891
For me Land 2 makes up for no proper successor to SMW (Yoshi's Island is good but it doesn't count)

>>9893963
>>9894247
I feel like I'm always holding it whether I'm playing Mario or DKC. Mega Man being the exception where I mash it instead of holding it

>>9896894
I just fucking hate zoomers

>>9896936
we all do, but there's probably reasons they suck, just figuring out what they are

you must be 18

>>9893963
I wish I could hold B in Earthbound Zero.

>>9893886
SMW thread

>>9893886
Here's something for you to consider OP that might wipe the smile from your face - even if this is you just pretending to be this retarded and zoomery and parroting words you heard on AVGN.... you're still a retard, just a different sort of retard, a worse one.

>>9893886
tank controls are clunky, fluid momentum is not.

>>9899315
Mhm yes further demoralize him

>>9893886
Super Mario World was the first game in the series to have excellent controls.

>>9899804
Btw don't listen to most other people in this thread. Most NES era games were made with arcade design philosophy. Developers hadn't yet figured out how to make games that were long enough to warrant their price tag. Getting game overs and restarting over and over again was expected to be part of the experience for most people.

>>9899810
>Most NES era games were made with arcade design philosophy.
Yeah and they're better games because of it. No one should listen to you.

>>9899810
Mario 3 isn't a game that makes you start all the way over. Game over just sends you back to the start of a world, and even leaves some things like the fortress levels and hammer bros in that world completed.
>>9893886
You just need to play it more until it feels natural to you, Mario 3 has some of the most satisfying controls and physics for a platformer.

>>9893886
Wow, amazing. So bold.. so challenging.
After THIRTY FIVE whole years of widely being considered one of the greatest games ever made, finally, FINALLY some brave, genius-level anon finally decided that, uh, akshually, it's bad. I'm shaken to the core. I literally fell out of my chair and stared at the screen with my mouth gaping open. What were we even doing before this incredible discovery? Thank you, oh kind and benevolent Lord, for seeing fit in your infinite grace to send OP to us with his enlightened revelation.

>>9896936
>>9896894
>>9896883
>>9896875
>>9894247
Most people are dysgenic

>>9894204
bros... how did they do it...

>>9894228
man, you would absolutely hate the genesis sonic games.
i grew up with sonic and mario games, so instead i feel that platformers without inertia/momentum feel cheap, like there's no challenge in the movement.

>>9900892
I can imagine a completely photorealistic apple, turn it around as a 3D object and even contextualise it in a physical space, but I think the image is probably bullshit. Why would you only be able to see an apple in greyscale, or a cartoony shape of an apple? I think the lower resolution apples are just from people who are poor at articulating what they can see in their head. Like I can imagine some people saying they can't see an apple at all, because they aren't actually 'seeing' it, just imagining it.

>>9900892
"most" people can't have a disorder, it's the minority that is unusual

>>9896979
If you're playing a JRPG without a fast-forward button you're doing it wrong.
Also, did Tomato not add running shoes? Maybe I'm just imagining things.

>>9894247
Spelunky was smart enough to give me the option to switch this, which I immediately did and never looked back. Frankly, the idea that you wouldn't want to be going your maximum speed in most situations is baffling.

EVEWYTING IS SO KLUUNKIE

>>9902153
>If you're playing a JRPG without a fast-forward button you're doing it wrong.
Why would you play ine at all if you feel this way?

>>9899810
SMB3 is the longest platformer on the system and the one with the content, and it has the flutes so people can restart the game from the world they were at

>>9900937
tell me how they did it already you faggots

>>9894228
you don't like characters that have physics. you say metroid fusion is good but i bet you hate super metroid.

>>9900892
Is it cheating if i see a memory of me holding an apple at the supermarket? I can do 1 but my brain defaults to going to a memory first

>>9893886
> Is it just me or does this game clunky
Absolutely just you. The controls are immaculate. Your emu setup is probably lagging to hell.
>the controls are bad and you constantly get killed because Mario controls like a paralyzed mongoloid
You certainly wouldn't have that problem on a CRT and a real console, and probably not on a halfway decent Emulator / Monitor / Joypad setup. Fix your shit.

>>9896902
>Mega Man
Mash
>Mega Man X
Hold then mash.