/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9602420
>Hard mode: No fighting games (since most of those are pretty obvious)
>forgets about the 200 majhong porn games on saturn

hard mode you say?

inb4 most people just posting some stupid ending-sprites where the actual girl was previously barely seen at all

gettag mods or something

>>9602437
>on saturn
You know these were originally for arcade right? lol
But still those Mahjong games had barely anything going for them other then the short striptease cutscenes

>>9602449
idk Im not a majhong porn connaiseur

Ai Cho Aniki

>>9602482
Are there retro games with full male nudity and zero female nudity?

>>9602481
I wouldn't have known either if I didn't see an episode of GCCX where he would literally play this on an arcade for fun while the camera was running

>>9602420
In terms of pure retro non-fighting game sprite work the only game I can think of is RO

But to be quite honest with you the real attractiveness and eroticism outside of fighting games started with 3D. See Tifa from FF7 for example.

>>9602490
There isn't.

>>9602723
OP here and your screenshot is what made me try the arcade game in the first place. It was kinda bullshit but the spritework is gorgeous, I wish there was smoething similar.

I remember a porn game that basically used those sprites and gave them fully erotic animations but it was kinda bad and very short.

>>9602723
SNIIIIIIIIIIFF

>>9602723
Wow projared has a nice ass

Why is Sailor Moon full of whores

>Which retro-games have the most attractive /erotic spritework?
Anon...

>>9602925
What do you expect from woman?

>>9602925
They are 14 years old and don't have boyfriends.

>>9602420
I guess fighting means beatmöups and street fighter fighting games?

>>9602925
Because the author is fucking based.

>>9602965
Beat em ups are fine. Fighting games just tend to be kinda obvious, like street figher and KoF, so I wanted to rule them out pre-emptively
>>9602931
what's wrong? There's something really nice about the abstraction of tastefully done pixel art

>>9602951
Give me their discord handles

>>9602965
>jacket
>no jacket
>open jacket
Two steps forward, one step back

>>9602420
Shantae!

>>9602970
Yeah, fighting games are unfair competition

Learn mahjong

>>9602750
Then I've done my part. Glad you enjoyed it.

https://youtu.be/EYosABwNDTw?t=438

>>9602970
Ok.

>>9602972
Because it is a mix of both older verdions!

>>9602420
Policenauts

>>9602420
>No Pachinko
Any Sprite of this game gives me diamonds

>>9602975
if you use exclamation mark you have autism!

>>9602420
Magical Drop III

>>9602965

Ayla is kind of insanely hot for a sprite
Like imagine what she would look like in real life

The final boss of Blade Master made me fucking diamonds.

>>9603519
Isn't 3D version of her basically the ungabunga professor in the new pokeymans game?

>>9603652
Kind of, to me she looks taller, more athletic,and curvier, plus she's tanned
But her official height is 5'6" so I guess I'm writing fanfiction

>>9602723

Incubus boner from Shining the Holy Ark.

>>9602420
Ah, the gorgeous young Sailor Scouts, they give me memories of Black Dog doujins.

>>9602550
>tfw teenage boner from dead priestess
Good times..

>>9602420
NKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naDVb9eGpd8

>>9604032
>13 views
advertising is against the rules and this is hardly relevant to the topic to begin with

oh yeah

>>9603519
In my world she probably looks a little like Tish Shelton.

>>9604108
My second choice

>>9602723
technically not underwear, it's a leotard

>>9604108
>>9604347
Pachinko Sexy Reaction has amazing sprites AND the game is fun
What in the fuck happened in the sequel?

Totally into Makoto from Mach Breakers

>>9604448
Thank you anon. Not a pantyshot

>>9604108
Holy frickin booba.
I installed mame for the first time forever ago because of this sprite.
>>9603104
Iconic

any gayms with sexy lolis?

A few pixelated RPG enemies.
FFV's sexy boss.

>>9604587
SMT series has all kind of semen demons, and Nekomata is my favorite.

>>9604597
And Phantasy Star III. While most monsters are wacky or grotesque, there are also some cuties.

>>9604586
Keio Flying Squadron has some. I guess also Cleopatra Fortune and depending on who you ask, the Puyo Puyo series.

>>9604623
>Cleopatra Fortune
nice thanks, yeah i know about keio flying squadron only played the second though need to get a megadrive at some point

>>9604629
She's seriously fucking adorable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiarmdPXaRw

>>9604623
do you know what version is best?

>>9604637
I have only played the Playstation version, so I don't know how the other ones are like.

>>9604602
>You cannot marry the robot girl
Worst decision in PSIII if you ask me. Mieu was my favorite girl, and at least you kept her throughout the game.

>>9604637
Arcade/Saturn

Playstation and DC use remixed music, which isn't as good.

>>9604682
cool was gonna grab that printing art atm

>>9604637
PlayStation port bizarrely runs in 30fps which makes the gameplay feel slower than it should. Saturn version is considered arcade perfect.

>>9604682
this is just animegirl Ankha

>>9604730
Patrako predates Ankha by quite a few years.

>>9604347
>>9604567
>she's only 21
Why are japs so weird when it comes to age?

>>9604774
Japanese media is obsessed with glorifying teenage years. Being over 30 equals retirement age for fictional characters.

>>9602420
I don't know. maybe porn games?

>>9604730
Ankha is Egyptian. Patrako is a turbo-inbred Greek invader.

>>9604586
>Elder scrolls: Battlespire is full of booba
>and then there's this Daedra that's referred to as 'a cute little girl demon'
What did Bethesda mean by this?

>>9604623
cute feet

>>9602723
Imagine the smell!

>>9603704
>they see the skid marks

>>9604730
>le tiktok cat
Z0NE shouldn't have ever cater to you zoomers

>>9605013
>it's actually her period

>>9604880
Egypt got Mac'd.

>>9605024
I'm so indifferent to zoomers, why aren't you?

Surprised none of you perverts posted the fap material from this one.

>>9605132
Isn't it one of those budget Japanese releases which got brutally butchered overseas by localizers?

>>9605024
i literally dont know who z0ne is, zoomer

>>9605143
Guy who animated porn in Flash, mainly of various cartoons and of some anime during the 2000s and early 2010s. He was very famous on 4chan once upon a time, in part for memery he engaged in and for coming here and interacting with people, making anniversary animations for the site, etc, but in part because he was just REALLY fucking good at animating, even in the late 2000s. He was good at imitating the styles of the works he made porn of, too.

Today, in the 2020s, Flash is a fading memory, and the guy doesn't do all that much of the porn animations anymore, instead doing freelance work animating for various games and other projects (which is the smart thing to do). Zoomers had little to no idea who he was until he did an animation of some characters from Animal Crossing a year or two ago, set to an old Sandy Marton song, and it got memed to hell and back, because zoomers couldn't really handle it.

tl;dr if you're a horndog and you've been a 4chan user for well over a decade, you would probably know who the guy is.

>>9605140
Just the cover art, everything else (as far as im aware) is same as jap. Its not mobile light force tier.

Brandish on the pc-98

>>9602420
I can’t find it but there’s a mob in SotN that’s a bare ass woman growing out of a plant. Used to fap to this as a kid.

>>9605358
Yes but not her.

>>9605358
Posting PC98 girls is bringing out the heavy artillery

>>9605358
You know that she has a name, right?
It's Dela Delon

The Lady - atari 8 bit computer homebrew

Has anyone ever made pixelated boots so sexy?

and the animations

>>9605537
>>9605547
I want to FUCK these 2bit Atari PIXELS

>>9605392
Yeah, it's basically cheating.

>>9605565
Call the cops, or... don't .

>>9605392

>>9603039
He's just enthusiastic about a cute game, get a life

>>9602723
shitty filter ruins it

>>9602972
Plus she got weirdly strongfat. I don't understand the appeal of that modern art trend. If you're a sub masochist, women can already crush you emotionally. There's no need for extra mass.

>>9602420
Gallons lost to this

>>9604498
Her faceplant sprites are so lewd.

>>9607215
Of blood

>>9607612
Jesus Lord Christ, source please

>>9607635
Ninja Warriors Once again, just to be clear, those big tits are mostly her arms being stored there.

>>9607635
>>9607646
It's the remake.

Game: Blood Bros
A blondie lifts her upskirt and farts when she falls.

>>9607646
>those big tits are mostly her arms being stored there.
Even better!

>>9602550
This picture looks like a photo album from a group of friends changing over the years.

>>9607936
I mean that also describes the feeling of Ragnarok Online.

>>9607682
>Retro

>>9605143
>he doesn't
Of course you don't, you only saw that stupid """gift""" he made for that other faggot porn artist.

>>9605143
>/vr/ isn't filled with newfa-

>>9608023
We had plenty of homebrew game threads here.

>>9605370
That game needs a translation

>>9605489
>>9605370
I wanna smell these cutwomen

They are my wives.

>>9608045
Homebrews after 2007 aren't retro either

>>9608045
Fuck Homebrews
They shouldn't be allowed in /vr/

>>9608094
the detail of the armor here fucks me up. It's excellent.

>>9608045
>>9608104
Homebrew = indie.
It's not a homebrew since it's made by corporate devs.

>>9603519
>Like imagine what she would look like in real life
Anon...

>>9608094
For me it's ジィズ
Best axe
Best tits
Best h-scenes

>>9608193
My brain always reads her horns are pig ears, for some reason.

>>9608094
>big pauldrons
If i pull that off, will you die?

>>9608221
>touching the big pauldrons
Don't.

>>9607208
She's not fat you retarded virgin, she's slimthicc.

>>9607191
That's one of the best filters I've seen posted

>>9608094
Game? Gotta be pc98 but I haven't played this one

>>9608190
LITERALLY! They didn't even change her name. Good God Daryl Hannah was hot af

>>9608315
Brianmaker 2

https://www.mobygames.com/game/pc98/branmarker-2

There isn't even a first one.

>>9603519
IRL she would never shave, never bathe, and be covered in parasites.

>>9608315
Do you have brain damage, anon?

>>9608323
Does branmarker sound like a fantasy animu name to you anon?
>>9608320
Thank you kind sir

>>9608331
Reddit moment.

>>9604586
degenerate pedo faggot. you are a predator.

>>9603672
>But her official height is 5'6"
Still FUCKING TALLER THAN ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so I can still get snu snu'd

>>9605173
>because zoomers couldn't really handle it.
I remember when zoomers freaked out about that old 3D bowling porn animation

>>9604903
I wish we were still as based as Japan is

>>9605143
>>9605173
I remember /co/ would always have threads whenever he made something new. And some of his stuff is archived on this site by moot himself, since fucking 2006.
The guy has been drawing online since the late 90's, there's some DBZ porn online drawn by him that's older than some fucking adults posting here right now.
It's also fucking awful, a testament on how practice really does make perfect, even when you start as shit.

>>9605140
If you can fap to Totally Spies, you can fap to the American cover.

>>9605143
God damn lmao.
A boomer newfag, that's a new subspecies

>>9608640
To be fair if you're not into shitty lolis or shitty tentacles there's nothing Zone makes that would interest a person.

>>9607632
I’m pretty impressed you could identify the game that sprite was from. That’s some fine autism old chap.

>>9608646
I don't think Zone likes lolis, like he did Toph and Konata but that's it.
Tentacle porn has been pretty passe for 15 years though

>>9608671
The screeching beep that's meant to be her screams still rings in my ears whenever I'm reminded of that game

>>9608646
It's not about liking it, but at the very least knowing one of the big figures of 2000s internet culture. You know, the golden years.

>>9608690
Genius sound effect for Atari though, as limitlessly annoying as it is.

>>9608637
>It's also fucking awful, a testament on how practice really does make perfect, even when you start as shit.
You really do start way at the fucking bottom. H.P Lovecraft actually burned some of his early stories when he was a teen, because he stepped back and thought "My GOD, what a cyclopean turd!" and didn't want anyone to read them.
Making it more /vr/, you had John Romero and John Carmack starting out making crude hacks of Apple II games. I was also gonna say Tim Sweeney made SimuSex, which is embarrassing, but it turns out it's probably a different Tim Sweeney.

>>9608646
He's not done that much loli. Out of roughly 100 Flash animated works, 4 or 5 of them could be claimed as loli, and half of those are arguable. He certainly likes tentacles, and he made that his shtick, but it's still only like 10 or so animations out of his body of works.
He did a lot of still art too. No idea how much exactly, there's no one centralized and complete collection of his stuff that I know of, and much of what you can find is very partial or has a lot of duplicates, or even works not by him. Fair amount of tentacles there too, but still not all of it, maybe like, half? But that's a high estimate.

>>9608686
>Tentacle porn has been pretty passe for 15 years though
Such a shame, too.

>>9603029
what gaem?

>>9608226
>slimthicc
An oxymoron is not a useful descriptive term. I'm not telling you what to like, but that is not useful. And I've recently dated a woman who looks like that.
She lifts almost every day and eats like an NFL player. She described herself as "chubby." I'd say more like "strongfat" or really "strongthicc" might be better. She had neither rolls nor ripped definition. But she certainly was not "slim." It's not an insult to you, your waifu, or my date. (That didn't work out because she's crazy and I only bring it up because words are supposed to be useful.) Good luck with your (x)thicc waifu.

>>9609084
Hissatsu Pachinko collection 3

>>9608321
Wrong.

>>9609220
Is there a tag for these kinds of clothes? Skintight but with specific patterns cut out of them? (More the arms, obviously boob window is something else)

You used to see them a lot

Surprised no one mentioned Strikers 1945

>>9607612
/thread

>>9609247
Danbooru and Gelbooru ruined a generation of males.

>>9608104
>>9608167
Goddamned boomers, it is a fucking NES game

>>9607735
Reminds me of Bank Panic, for the SS

>>9602723
Why do autists loves Mizuno?

>>9609717
because she's a 'tist herself?

>>9609473
They all look like they got implants!

>>9609642
That gets recently a censored version update btw

>>9609738
What a damned world that we do live in

>>9608213
> pig ears
Yeah, the angle and curve could make them look like ears. That's pretty cute.

>>9609473

>>9609738
Because of who?

>>9610250
Pig ears tit lord
Pig ears tit lord

>>9610416
Limited Run Games
https://limitedrungames.com/products/amazons-training-road-nes

>>9602420
Pokemon

>>9603028
Yeah. That one was too much.

>>9607682
Imagine this being released in the old days

>>9610416

>>9610730
>The future refused to change

>>9610730
I can't wait until all NES games that are re-sold on current marketplaces get censored to show absolutely no female skin. We are only a couple years away.

>>9610730
>>9610869
Oh yeah, we're nearly there.

>>9610872
Happen to have the 90's Western localization version?

>>9610946

>>9610730
>its a commentary
NO ITS NOT its censorship, blue checkmark craphead.

>>9611037
I hope his twitter got trashed to shit, but knowing the state of the world he probably got praised as a hero.

>>9610448
Thats retarded as fuck, there is no way to switch it?

>>9611023
Both are great.

Bing Bing Bingo.
Even has a defined inguinal crease

>>9610998
Thanks bro.

>>9610730
If it's LRG that did it is it only for their so-called physical copy? She already shows up in Gotta Protectors completely unchanged and that's been out for some time. I'm not gonna give a shit if they did this in their shitty little physical release that I was never going to fucking buy in the first place

>>9611123
Regardless, its fucking retarded. The only people who would have bought the cart version are those who even know what this is. It isnt like some mom buying a random game for their kid in the 80s.

>>9611023
will someone do a parody of this in the style of this? >>9610872,just to piss off the OG artist?

>>9602420
theres a coomer on youtube doing a series

i think he may have skipped the qix bootlegs that have the nude models
fantasia, fantasia 2000, gals panic, etc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjuV2eFAlaw

>>9611107
this one is actually great anon
i love gambling games

something comfy about them

>>9609473
its literally impossible to see this in game though
i have the pcb and practice often
it would take hundreds of tries anon

This is a cursed thread.

>>9611134
Then you should be thrilled that LRG is wasting valuable money on a product that is likely to fail? The gimmick is fucking ridiculous and the tweet is basically proof that the guy did it as bait hoping for a twitter shitstorm. Don't take it, just fucking ignore it

>>9611068
IIRC a lot of people trashed him.

>>9609642
>Goddamned boomers, it is a fucking NES game
Yes, a homebrew NES game.

>>9611707
Star Fox 2 is a homebrew, yes.

>>9610730
>not realizing that at least half the people who play this are people who just want to look at the pear-shaped hebe's belly and fat ass in a thong
>>9611238
The girls on the box/flyer are drawn surprisingly lewdly. Kinda have more of a modern flair than the usual Barbie doll look a lot of mainstream anime babies had at the time.

>>9602550
I miss RO bros...

She turned my pp into THE BIG PP in magazines, back then.
And I didn't even understand why because I was just 10.

>>9605392
i played one were you were in an all girls catholic school and youd bdsm torture all the girls in order to gain dominance, i forget the name, but the sprite work on that was out of control, meaning i was really surprised that someone would even put that much detail into depicting such vile acts

>>9608637
>drawing online since the late 90's, there's some DBZ porn online drawn by him that's older than some fucking adults posting here right now.
It's older than most of the adults on this site at this point. Unless you're just referring to this board.

>>9602925
Takeuchi was a sexual beast in her youth

>>9609728
The second one doesn't, they indeed look like big natural breasts

>>9612735
game?

>>9612997

>>9613005
cheers

This threads really just come and go.

>>9605571
That's fan art not spritework.

>>9613325
Fight me.

I prefer the full bloomers over the thong but both are cute.

>>9605024
>blaming the symptom and not the cause
Ankha is pure

Just want to point that in 3rd strike in one of Q's intro where people runs from him, you can see the panties from one of the women in just 1 frame of her animation, and a very detailed crotch.

For me, it's Marl Kingdom.

>>9611831

>>9611191
why would someone asked this?

>>9614806
THICK

>>9614895
So is her mother.

>>9602420
Obviously Lenna and Celes as most attractive.

>>9610106
what gaym?

>>9615592

>>9615332
I'm failing in this one since I took that pic from a Japanese site, sorry.

>>9614858
nice spritework

>>9602448
gettag mods?

>>9610106
>>9615332
Youkai Douchuki, PC Engine version. The scene is obscured by a black screen in game, so you have to disable some sprite layers in an emulator to actually see it.

>>9604498
things like this are why pixel girls will always be hotter than 3d model girls

>>9602750
>I remember a porn game that basically used those sprites and gave them fully erotic animations but it was kinda bad and very short.
i love that game. rape escape games are hot

>>9613005
kurenai is really hot in this game. the farthest girl on the right next to the bald guy. wish i could find her h-mugen edit

>>9613959
Did they keep the boob bounce in the American version

>>9611831
>The girls on the box/flyer are drawn surprisingly lewdly. Kinda have more of a modern flair than the usual Barbie doll look a lot of mainstream anime babies had at the time.
Looks like it could've been drawn by the guy who did art for Famitsu covers, Maximo, things like that. Or someone with the same inspiration, that very western cartoony and airbrush look

She's motherfucking back, bitches.

>>9613356

>>9616920
sauce?

Rival School

>>9604448
Even better.

>>9603727
Why is Puck wearing clothes?

>>9604567
I've always wanted to see a proper nude edit of her, for the longest time.

>>9616937
No, Natsu is the volleyball playing tomboy.
Natsune is the judo practicing tomboy.

>>9602420
>>9617514
Fighting games which is stuck in 2d gameplay should have 2d graphics BY LAW

>>9616548
I know Japs like to draw long legs, but those are ridonkulous.

>>9617909
I like it. Especially Sofia. Imagine those long legs wrapped around you.

>>9610730
Nothing satires a problem like doing exactly what the problem is without any irony, apparently.

>>9614879
Thanks, I hate it.

>>9616398
Far as I can gather, she only bounces in the JP version. What's really interesting to note is that the JP edition came out AFTER the US one, so it's possible things happened in reverse; the character may have been edited to appear more lewd rather than being censored for the overseas version.

>>9618818
hey someone else posted it!
i will be eternally sad that nina's sprite sheet for breath of fire 3 is missing her booty sprites here

>>9617879
chun li's delicious legs

>>9618818

>>9604675
I misread your post as "You can marry the robot girl" and was about to download the game without any further context.

>>9616548
>1 and 4 are nearly the same weight
Never change, arbitrary numbers in character measurements, never change.

>>9609247
If it's a dress, it's called a bodycon dress.

Please don't get memed into playing this game, the massive BMG Oppai is the only good thing about it.

>they censored a decapitation
>didn't censor a woman nude body

>>9619760
what the hell kind of game is this?
BMG is one of the monsters but you can play as her directly?

>>9619760
>>9619796
It's been over 17 years since I've kept up with Yu-Gi-Oh!...
What does the "B" stand for, for Dark Magician Girl? Busty?

>>9619760
>>9619917
It's been over 17 years since I've kept up with Yu-Gi-Oh!...
What does the "B" stand for, for Dark Magician Girl? Busty?

>>9619719
I feel you, my brother.

>>9619796
The decapitation was on Breath of Fire IV.
>There are a total of four cut scenes that were cut from the North American / European release due to violence or questionable content.
>Fou-Lu decapitating Emperor Soniel, despite being censored to begin with by displaying the scene in silhouette, is cut from the end of the first royal palace sequence, with the English version having him instead killed offscreen.
>Nina and Ursula bathing in a pond (even though most of the scene shows Ryu standing guard instead).
>Ryu comically groping Ursula's breast by accident during a conversation.
>Ursula dropping her pants to prove her womanhood to skeptical sailors.
We were robbed in Ursula fanservice!

>>9619917
It's a Monopoly-style board game where you put monsters on squares and when an opponent lands on that square they have to battle with one of their monsters. The art is cute, the music is decent, the game is very frustrating and bad, and this is coming from a Dungeon Dice Monsters apologist.
Yes, this is pretty much the only game where you can play as BMG.
The English version has voice-acting, the Japanese version has boobs.

>>9620018
Black Magician Girl's name, along with her boobs, were censored in the English version of Yu-Gi-Oh.
I'm assuming know her as Dark Magician Girl.
I use the original names for Yu-Gi-Oh stuff partially because I'm an obnoxious weeb and partially because using localized names like "Chumley Huffington" and "Toadally Awesome" makes me want to gag in my mouth.

This image isn't from any game, I just like it and wanted to share it.

>>9617992
Her uppercut also hits twice when she's near the oppenent in the Jap version where it's once the US version. The portraits are also different for some characters, and the announcer has a different voice.

>>9614879
A little too obvious with the points, also should have taken time to proofread. Almost good, but needs work.

>>9620236
>Black Magician Girl's name
Ah, I see.

>>9616548
The camel toe is AGGRESIVE; and I'm for it.

>>9602925
why are incels such losers?

>>9620207
I she "naked", I mean, is that just her furry or she's wearing brown pantyhose like Chun-Li?

>>9603104
>>9603029
>>9603028
>>9604347
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>>9604498
>>9604623
>>9604969
>>9605358
>>9605370
>>9605678
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>>9611228
I have not played enough games. Played rainbow six and other tomclancy titles and played lots of COD with a buddy throughout middle school. Didn't even play on a pc until a anime side scroller demo called lost ruins and some roblox meme games here and there. Shit I am missing out.

>>9620609
Judging by her one time portrait from her bathing scene with Nina, the purple stuff is not full fur, but just part of her clothes. The official artbook is unclear about this.

Alundra

>>9602420
Snatcher had some interesting scenes

>>9620207
are there any nude scenes with this game's Nina?

>>9607612
>>9607646
Does that count? That character is exclusive to the 2019 remaster

>>9604675
>Be Rhys
>Marry Mieu instead of the two other girls
>Get game over screen because you can't produce the next generation.
I'm not sure how that would have worked

Is no one going to mention the monk class from Shining Force 2?

>>9621903
Remakes/remasters are in a blurry section of the rules of /vr/. Usually they get a pass since they're grandfathered but a lot of people don't even bother talking about them.

>>9605013
>>9605027
Gross haha

>>9607735
Played this game at a at a very small arcade in a hotel as a kid once and had a blast. There is at least one other game that is a spiritual sequel or something,I think?

>>9622149
Wild Guns?

>>9622079
it's mostly sheela that's hot not sarah

The fairy from SoTN and her spread legs sprites.

>>9604730
Not really, I find her cute, but furries only give a shit about her in new horizon. This was her original outfit

>>9622879
I will say it funny that the AC villager that has sexy elements as part of her design is mostly ignored.

>>9611245
Just savescoom like a real man

>>9622286
I think that's it. Sounds familiar anyway.

>>9602920
Underrated

Shock Troopers 2nd Squad
Angel's fat fucking tits (her idle sprite has them bouncing) are damn large and fat.

Anybody got the gif of Aisha from Monster World 4 shaking her butt when she opens a chest?

>>9602750
I made the mistake of playing this game on the hardest difficulty with my cousin and it was constant ass beating. Shit did so much fucking damage that the cpus were murdering eachother since for some reason they can hit eachother.

>>9607208
>get used to beating the shit out of thugs for years and always some fucker with guns and knives
>don't expect her to bulk up every game
She isn't even the biggest girl in that series.

>>9623909
>>9623909
based

>>9604567
>all those shitty fucking sprite edit banners world had all over the internet back in the day

>>9616398
No, her victory pose changed completely. It looks cooler but is less animated.

She is dogshit though. Worse moves and the worst shoto I have ever seen in a game.

>>9619730
Ellis is actually not as small as she looks.

>>9610872
>Gamer Gators
This is brilliant. If only they were aware of their opponents' thoughts and mannerisms as much as their opponents are of theirs. They can't write anything as good as this satire of them does since all they think about is forcing their talking points into everything.

>>9623925

>>9624008
>milky
H-H-HWAUUAUAaaAAAaa!!!!!

>>9624008
S-Samus?!

>>9622127
What I've learned usually happens with homebrew/remake discussion is one person will yell at you for it, but then the thread carries on just fine.

>>9604636

If we talking Cleopatra Fortune then we gotta also mention Puchi Carat... which houses the one and only Peridot

>>9624331
>lebowski-walter_there-are_-RULES.gif

>>9624648
i have a few lewd screengrabs but does she really? she really drops that ass like that? huh?!

>>9604730

Fucking zoomers

>>9614806
>>9614909

Hoping to design an young girl OC with these kinda thicc legs, so good

>>9624653

Seems to be Arcade-version thing (PSX-version partially censored this as seen in this site: https://randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com/shr/puchi/peridot.html

>>9624681

>>9624712
>>9624681
i will be going for a perfect game now

>>9624648
what a fucked up lore lol, if your daughter wants to be a wizard support her or your wife beomes a slut and you doomed to be a fat rabbit...boner is confused rn

>>9614895
>>9614909
>>9624670
>Cornet grows up into the most massive titcow milf possible.

>>9624817

Puch Carat's lore goes unusually hard for it's time lol

>>9624029
A muscular woman with giant front bumpers has to be heavier than 50kg.

>>9624834
You are right but at the same time she still fits the avg weight around that time and she isn't actually very tall at all.

>>9624648
Correct and also it happens that she's in that game too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKDNI0nEY3w

>>9624950

Patrako's extra-cute in that game~

>>9625019
Don't tilde at me, thank you.

>>9624825
I'm sorry but for me, it will always be the underwear-less Dark Queen.

>>9614909
you think nis will fuckup with 2 and ps2 one localization? does this or the sequels have quote on quote *questionable content* that will definitely end up getting omitted for anons thar know nip

>>9623909
Shock Troopers 1 is a better game in my opinion, but boy was playing Angel was such a treat that helped me get through it (still a good game though)

>>9623909
She looks great, but the triangular M16A1 handguards with the later M16A2 rear sight bothers my autism too much, particularly with how the gun is very finely detailed otherwise.

>>9625019
Do people still make cute and funny puzzlers these days?

>>9625481
How do you like her counterpart?

>>9626691
Magical Drop and Puyo Puyo are still around yeah, and those are series well known for their adorable graphics and sense of humor.

Can't do too much better than digitised Kylie in a leotard

>>9604453
Seriously. Nothing compared to the first and somehow they blundered it. Im surprised no one else tried to mimic it.

Castevania sprites always did it for me. Probably part of why I like the series if I’m honest

>>9626830
GODTIER

>>9626853
Maybe they tried to make it this much bigger and it fucked with everything as they had to cut down on the quality?
Because it's true that the first one is rather short, and if you don't play like an idiot, can easily be cleared with just a few continues

>>9626565
jesus fuck lmao

>>9605143
The audacity of calling someone else a zoomer when you don’t know Z0ne lmao

>>9626784
A solid zero. Too oriental (face and clothes), and a chestlet.

>>9626784
Babe

>>9608321
So, she'd be Ukrainian, ok

one of my mvs boards is lookin REAL FUCKIN squiggytier

prob should replace the caps and service it
i'll do it sometime before summer

anyways the newfriends are faggots for trying to bump this epic bread off the board

>>9627126
Her chest bounces just as much though

>>9627583
bouncing chests you say???

>>9627585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NATLOMB2NE

>>9627585
>>9627585

>>9602420
>No fighting games
Sorry, but I have to post my Vanguard Princess wifu

>>9627715

>>9627720

Oh no the fighting games are leaking iiiin!

>>9627720
cute what game anon???

>>9627730
Vanguard Princess, it has support lolis uwu

>>9627734
>>9627724
>>9627720
>>9627715
anon this is NOT VR! REEEEeEEEEE

>>9627925
I said I'm sorry :( I just love my wifu and I also wish more people knew about Vanguard Princess

>>9627938
you are the dev arent you

>>9607215
OMFG SAUCE and I need a sock the size of an elephant leg NOW

>>9627998
Looks like the Halloween movie licensed Atari 2600 game.

No one forgets thier encounters with the faries in Stormlord.

>>9628326
Speaking of winged green lady

>>9627583
Thank you but no thank you.

>>9623995
>She isn't even the biggest girl in that series
You're not helping yourself if you're arguing against my statement that women keep getting bulkier in games lately by pointing out even bigger ones.

And obviously we're not going for realism. You don't skip a trip to the hospital after getting your shit smashed in with a lead pipe by simply picking up a whole chicken on a plate sitting in the street for some reason.

>>9628116
i always though the sprite from the little mermaid was hot

Was there a single western game, aside from Shantae?

>>9629585
no because americans dont make hot pixel girls

>>9630074
Except when they do.

Tyris Flare. Look carefully. No panties.

>>9622308
get the vigor ball faggot

>>9607208
What the fuck are you talking about

>>9630237
she looks kinda like a dude @ #8 anon

>>9630237
That art style is absolutely horrible.

>>9603449
vagina

>>9607612
is it worth it?
let me work it

>>9630165
naw im good. you okay tho?

>>9630165
>>9630378
i'm good

>>9604969

>>9630095
>shantae company
cheating but my god that girl on the right looks breedable

>>9630689
She has a tiny waist. That must lead to complications during pregnancy, reducing her breedability.

>>9630095
Wayforward had the best girls.

>>9630707
That would be true for hips, not the waist

>>9630239
kek

Speaking of, what are the best Shantae/WayForward games?

>>9603538

>Credit 79

>>9631819
The answer to both is not retro

>>9631882
Not that anon, but I don't think I'm the only one that spams the credit button while emulating arcade games just for the sound. Right?
>MUH-MUH-M-M-M-M-MARVEL SUPER HEROES.

>350+ posts of men masturbating to pixels

>>9602420
>TFW no sailor sun

>>9632291
damn straight