/vr/ - Retro Games

ITT: permavirgins

>>9539990
>he said, being in the thread

>>9539987
There are a lot of sexy games, some even in a sophisticated way, but not worth contributing to threads like that since janny tranny always deletes them

>>9539987
Op i really do know that ass. That boss in Shadow of Rome. at the Croatian colloseum.

>>9539987
Boomers really did get a boner by looking at half a dozen pixels and sears catalogues.

I wonder how fucked up our sexuality is in the age of quick and easy access to ultra high definition hardcore porn. I wonder how much more fucked up zoomers are, growing up with it.

It seems like these discussions are quickly shut down with mentions of sumerian seals and plato complaining about the kids these days, but someone, somewhere, must be paying attention. You know, besides the no fun allowed "feminists" and the weird autists at r/nonutnovember

>>9540180
This is a video games board, dude. God. why do you idiots always choose video game boards to blog about shit that no one wants to read?

>>9540180
the tells are already there, extremely fucked self-image across the board and a culture of comparison. sexuality is just a piece of it though.

>>9540023
They are mad butthurt after exposed

>>9540180
>I wonder how much more fucked up zoomers are, growing up with it.
I'm addicted to pregnant hentai.

>>9539991
And the first post, no less.

All the Artemis scenes in Phelios, specially the Genesis version.
I remember this game giving me the biggest boners back then and after that being extremely disappointed that Artemis didn't get more naked than that.

>>9539997
why did Rare make a hot goth woman the archvillain of the Battletoads? of all games

>>9540220
What game?

>>9539990
Discreet pedo thread.

>>9540448
Master of Magic

>>9540410
Rare added hot women to all their games

>>9540207
Because it's really, really easy to derail threads. Especially ones focusing on topics like this, and especially when it's a repeat thread. This is kind of a like a general for a handful of mental defectives that want to bitch about no more bikini armor and the dark queen redesign from a NOT RETRO game.

>>9540452
>big tiddie adult cartoon women
>pedo

>>9539987

>>9541261
If you've been following these threads long enough you'll know a lot of it revolves around "what got you hard as a child".

i used to open the trainer and bust to king's multithrows. especially the ones with legs involved. im not into bdsm or a furry i just thought a lot of them looked sexual and he was rubbing his bulge all over the opponent. i'd get him to do it to anna cause she was the most whore out of all the chars, and then press the controller on my pp while it was vibrating because of the throws. thank god for the anonimity of this ethiopian hay braiding forum cause not even the cia could get this info out of me.

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>convert to .gif
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fuck this place, go see it for yourself https://tekken.fandom.com/wiki/Cobra_Twist?file=Be50badf9f.gif

>>9541285
why didn't you replace his model with a girl's? fag

>>9539987
I'm a simple man

>>9539987
Don't ask me why. I was probably a hair's width away from developing a hypnosis fetish

>>9542605
I wonder if you could change the settings and configuration of a beam like that to make it similar to getting a blowjob or handjob. I'd imagine it has a good pull to it.

>>9542487
What a rip off

>>9542605
Are you also a fat ugly bastard? There are career opportunities...

>>9540674
There's still loads of bikini armor, the problem is that it feels like it's getting contained to always online gachathons.
If you'd like more on topic discussion, feel free to share a moment you like yourself.

I particularly enjoyed this scene in Rance VI where Sanakia, who normally wears full plate, loses a bet and Rance takes her around town dressed like this.

>>9540180
When I was younger it really didn't take a lot to get me going. Even the faintest bit of cleavage or side boob would do it really. I remember I paid for video game magazines just because they had a picture of Morrigan leaning forward or something. Things seemed different when you had to work a bit for them. Trying to rent sexy anime without letting in on it was a task in and of itself. And I just mean stuff like the SF2 or Fatal Fury movies which are by all accounts rather tame.

>>9541278
Sneaky female teachers addicted to shota make these threads to fish for fashion tips on what to wear to middle & elementary school, I hear ya.

>>9543082
autism

>>9540674
>This is kind of a like a general for a handful of mental defectives that want to bitch about no more bikini armor and the dark queen redesign from a NOT RETRO game.

feminist detected.

>>9543082
Get that rp shit outta here. You should be removed from society.

>>9539987
I remember playing games and jerking off to the girls in my class from my imagination. Shooting thick ropes on the bus, in the cafeteria, and the library while playing Baldur's Gate in my room.

>>9539987

>>9543249
Oh yea, Imoen. And especially this:
You want to talk about shooting goo. This is what milked kids dry.

>>9541271
My nigga. This is going to sound gay as shit but what always got me going was story. Getting to know a character and then *bam* sex appeal. Knowing that Luna dressed like this most of the game and then suddenly was wearing that really hit home for me far more than it would have just seeing a sexy woman.

>>9542880
Haven't played this but the description has the same vibe. A character in a sexy situation is great. But a character you already know "normally" who is then put in a sexy situation? Fucking diamonds.

Everything about this situation. Even moreso when learning of the headcanon that Aeris and her mom are Wall Market hookers.

>>9543168
Not an argument

>>9543325
i will always be thankful for gettag for her victim edit in mugen

>>9539987
What is the actual point of these threads? Is your mind so blitzed by continuous internet use and porn consumption that you can't even think of a topic to discuss not related to sex? Are you some weird pedo who jerks off to the idea of a bunch of kids getting an erection? Is this supposed to be some "bro time" type shit because you're so socially retarded you think people sit around and talk about what got them hard? Every single week theres some shit thread like this and a couple waifu threads, and literally what is the fucking point of them? Go join some ERP discord or some shit

>>9543657
Yes

>>9543657
You are harshing the vibes and ruining bro time. You are also scaring the hos.

>>9540097

But she never returned in a marvel vs capcom videogame- What a shame.

Tomb Raider 3 where Lara gets infected by Lizardman breath and slowly starts losing health and Tomb Raider 4 where she gets stung by venomous black scorpions and the screen starts tripping out.
Even to this day, I can still get a quick and easy fap to Lara Croft's health slowly draining until she lets out an orgasmic groan of death.

>>9543326

source?

>>9544580
Seiken Densetsu 3. Funny that Riesz has a ton more fanart and doujins than Angela.

>>9539987
Jill being eaten by the giant snake in RE1.

>>9543325
>capeshit

>>9541271
>>9543348
this picture always made me diamonds as a kid

>>9545871
sauce? Looks like motogirl from Goku Midnight Eye

>>9539987

>>9543257
>lesbian
>origin of the word means oral sex
>this scene
subtle, nips

>>9543325
that's a recreation, but the og sprites are still very sexy.
her snes sprites are also great

>>9543657
just hide the thread, dude.

>>9546369
pushing back against this kind of shit is important

>>9546380
ok feminist

>>9546380
You can't push back. You're just gonna get some (you)s and give the thread even more life. Here, have some ass and relax.

>>9546459
Well, unless he succeeds in completely derailing the thread and it loses focus.

>>9546380
God forbid we have 1 thread on 1 of the 10 pages. Can't rest until every website's content is heavily regulated and kid friendly. Can't let people talk about things they like on the last place left where you actually can.

>>9539987
Besides any way players may interpret this pic, what about the devs who did this lol
Coomer japanese devs? I can figure a couple of fetishes regarding this pic: vore, humiliation, fat ass, ryona and w/e that pose is called where a girl crosses her legs because she is shy/terrified/has to pee
Also what game

>>9546380
>no you don't understand I have to fight against human nature on a retro basket weaving forum.
lel

>>9546546
shadow of rome

>>9546793
ty Anon

>>9546380

>>9546784
You think it's human nature to sit around and talk about what gave you an erection 20 years ago? "Hey mom, remember when you bought me Tomb Raider for Christmas? Man I used to pop off to those tits almost every night"
>>9546492
There are almost 20 different boards on this site explicitly for or wholly welcoming discussion about porn, and sex related topics, but for some reason it's incredibly important that you have at least 1 constant thread on a retro video game forum to talk about children getting erections.

>>9546872
>you think it's human nature to sit around and talk about what gave you an erection 20 years ago?

Yes

>>9546784
Game?

always loved her 60's style hair with the yellow motorcycle outfit, kinda kill bill, and some Osamu Tezuka and Go Nagai influence?
Really sexy

>>9546906
Haunting Ground

>>9539987
In Soul Calibur II I would use the sound test to listen to all the female characters battle grunts and losing screams

>>9546936
which sc2 had a mod that adds all 3 guest characters into 1 version of SC2

FFIX teeny butts did something for me, Beatrix and Freya honorable mentions to sexual awakening aswell but these were more prominent

>>9547236
wew, those soldier ladies are fine

>>9546180
Was going to mention this. Nice round ass for an anime girl.

>>9546872
With your mom? No. With your friends? Sure.

>>9540674
>>9543560
>>9543657
>>9546380

Stop being a troll. If you do not like this topic, do not enter feminist.

>>9547236
>>9547245

They are great

>>9539987
>>9543926
>>9546345
>>9547236
>>9542487

And thats why old videogames were the best:

because in them there were at least 1 beatiful female character witha big butt wearing a thong leotard.

>>9543657
No one cares faggot. everyone else like these threads so if they bother you so much consider closing the browser tab and touching grass.

lara croft swimming in the first tomb raider

https://youtu.be/-LZmRY23hTA
This intro always did it for me. I remember recording it off of TV when they aired the intro on G4 and then got my friend's dad to rent the game for me. He joked with me the entire time in Blockbuster while taking it to the front.

>the perfect woman doesn't exi-
>>9545871

>>9543367
my dick when

>>9539987
The first one I ever remember was playing the n64 version of RE2 and Claire having this hip and ass wiggle in her animation, it was very alluring in a way more blatant stuff like Cammy or MK women were not.

>>9547419
I fucking love Evil Zone

>>9543367
here's a new one

>FEMINIST FEMINIST FEMINIST!!!!
Imagine letting a boogeyman live this rent free in your head. Feminism and enjoying sexy women aren't mutually-exclusive, retards.

>>9547419
Reminder she fucks the femboy.

>>9539990
>LARPing as a normie

>>9547236
I saw a woman who physically looked like these earlier. kind of funny because they have odd proportions compared to real people.

>>9547506
>thinking only normies lose their virginity

>>9543339

Most sexy character in the bust a move series, but she never returned in later games. What a shame.

>>9543657
/v/ diarrhea leaking into /vr/

>>9547509
niiiice

>>9547587

>>9547591
love and miss casual hard nips in vidya and anime

For 1-2 seconds every playthrough

>>9546361
Lesbian comes from Lesbos and Fear Effect is an American game.

>>9547752

>>9543360
Good taste

>>9540180
>plato
Socrates, not Plato

That one loli character from FinalFantasyIX that looks like she's got a naked crotch and constantly flashes her pussy
But now only Freya makes me hard

>>9540023
Jannies love these threads, what are you talking about? Not only have I never seen one of these get pruned, I even got a warning one time for throwing shade at topics like this one

>>9547831
>Big woman
>Big gun
I enjoy this.

>>9547702
>he doesn't know

>>9546872
4chan is raw unfiltered human nature

>>9539987
Chun Li was and always will be my queen.

>>9547612
iirc, there's an extra cut-cutscene of them overviewing jak leaving misty island to sandrock village.
Big saggy bouncy milkers, low rise pants straight from the 2000s, god, Maia is so fucking hot.
it's a shame she and Gol never makes a cameo appearance with updated models like the other jak 1 characters, even as a nod or flashback. Would've made more sense in 3 with the whole precursor focus, big robot precursor and she was the first one to wear/fashion precursor armor, pre-jak 3.
Fun fact her name is based on the software Maya, which ND used to create models in the game.

>>9547831
her head is a bit too small or her limbs are a bit too long, but it still looks really nice and appealing, it works for another race. Sorta like Midna or most characters in Zelda, that have asian cartoony proportions with longer arms and shorter legs

>>9547831
>doesn't use guns in-game
What did they mean by this?

>>9547756
Damn, I love that costume. Too bad Capcom never used it again.

This is the one thing I remember giving me a boner as a kid, and I ended up spilling my load to them

Ayame's exposed buttcheeks. I jerked off to her idle animation, her running one, but the one thing that made me orgasm the most were the death/defeat scenes with Ayame using this costume. That's where my bad end fetish came from.

Hnnnnggghhh

>>9543657
Kill yourself disgusting subhuman /v/tard

>>9543657
>Is your mind so blitzed by continuous internet use and porn consumption that you can't even think of a topic to discuss not related to sex?
>>9543657
>Are you some weird pedo who jerks off to the idea of a bunch of kids getting an erection?
>>9543657
>Is this supposed to be some "bro time" type shit because you're so socially retarded you think people sit around and talk about what got them hard?

>>9546380
Why are homosexuals like you like this?

>>9548915
>bat bra
>frankenstein monster wife hair
>knife ears
>vagina arrow pants
what game? holy shit

>>9549078
Brain Dead 13. It's a shitty gte movie game like Dragon's Lair.

>>9549167
qte*

>>9547419
This gave me a boner without fail every time back then

>>9549284
Ahh, the Elfsong Tavern...

>>9549284
animations looks really nice, better than most convo animations in modern vidya

>Make an all girl party in Suikoden
>Go to the baths
It really really didn't take a lot.

>>9549284
Don't forget when you take the armor off the sorc. Or the drow in da2

The best female character in all retro fighting videogames is always the fanservice one.

>>9547871
I'd actually bet my asshole that the thread would have gotten deleted without my post, just like how you can get banned for posting an attractive actress on /tv/ (just an observation, not a complaint). Thank me later coom bros

>>9550129
nah, he's right
jannies on all boards live for coombait threads, they all lurk in them and you can see it in just how heavily moderated their content is

>>9549524
game still looks so beautiful, loved leaving the game in the store, it wasn't just for the sexy milker ladies, but the stores, they're so damn comfy looking

>>9539987
Zangief!

Enclave, specifically the druid, and more specifically her ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctkt_S2DfKc

such a tease

for me its 3 Sisters story

>>9543657
the dogs bark, but the caravan goes on

>>9550750
>>9550746
imagine the breeze, wew

>>9550785

>>9550759
I played that to fap but I ended up feeling some heavy feels as a teen. I need to replay it now that I'm an old bastard.

>>9543657
>you think people sit around and talk about what got them hard?
>you're so socially retarded
leave the house and stop projecting

>>9539987
Boomer be really into square asses, yo

>>9542267
Nooo UFO porno

Terrible golf game but worth it

Finding Ishikawa's blog after beating MML2

>>9550976
Square used to make good games before they merged with Enix, that's why.

>>9548915
Brain Dead 13's Vi made me replay her scene. A lot.

Bloodrayne truly is a game for horny devils, with the most conspicuos scene being when the camera pans over and reveals the butcheress' nipple. Weirdly all the pictures I can find have her shirt being seethrough, but I don't remember it being like that in the game.

>>9551712
Bought Terminal Cut of 2, couldn't get into it, installed more titty mod, still couldn't get into it. Feels bad because I like the designs.

>>9550171
OK, janny

>>9548604
>bad end fetish
Ah, same as me. Too bad it isn't used anymore.

Alexia from Code Veronica
>Naked in her 1st form
>incredibly powerful
I think this game gave me my monster girl fetish. The early 2000s and the beginnings of 3D being viable for vidya really were wild.

>>9550746
>>9550750

>>9539987
this animation, it has a subtle jiggle on certain areas.

>>9547752
>>9547756
>>9548343

>>9552548

i prefer her butt

>>9552613
Best Jill!

>>9552613
>Yakuza Jill

https://youtu.be/CptOvWThi8U?t=93
This. I need to play this again and this time finish. Dark Earth in one underapreciated gem.

Rampage world tour, those short animations where huge for me as a young teen

surprised this one hasnt been posted

all kinds of stuff in Conkers BFD

>>9552848
>butt over pussy
idk, it looks nice but you can't beat a fresh turkey sandwich

>>9550759
This is an eroge, it's supposed to give you boners.

>>9553691
This is a woman, it's supposed to give you boners.

>>9543657
How dare you interrupt our cooooming session.

>>9540180

>>9554162
14 years between these two. What was comparable in 2012?

>>9554234
Lollipop Chainsaw.

>>9554293
>when you open it

>>9554301
>You take another step forward, and here I am again, like your own reflection repeated in a hall of mirrors.
>That makes me one sexy son of a bitch.

>>9554301
Sauce pls

Around 1990 I found a msdos game called leisure suit larry at a local software store that had used pc games real cheap. Basically you walk around trying to get larry laid. As a 10 year old this gave me a constant boner. My parents just thought I was playing some dumb pc game but I was doing something very important and learning future life skills by getting this loser larry guy some pootang

>>9554447
NTA but reverse image search shows it's あたためっちゃスペシャル which is of course untranslated.

>>9543657

>>9546380
>shitposting on 4chan is important
Titanium-class bait

Mai's frames in KOF 96, especially her faceplant pose.

>>9554504
Thanks kind sir

1.(Top image) Played the videogame star gladiator for the first time.

2.(Center image) Looked at the character select screen that there are only 9 characters avaible and only one of them is female. Chosen that female character thinking she is going to be the typical boring tomboy female character in most fighting videogames wearing a male outfit, but still chosen her because she was the only female character avaible.

3.(Bottom image) Few seconds after the round starts, noticed how i was wrong: the female character is actually very femenine and very sexy too because she wears a thong in every fight.

>>9555474
Star Gladiator has a lot of lewd throws, doing them to June was great, especially the Kappah one, extracting the soul via anus like in the Japanese folklore, even they added a *pop* sound when he does it.

>>9555518
>>9538902

>>9555518

you may call me a sadistic, but i loved when she gets flat after she gets a stomp.

>end of 3-day cycle
>stressful chasing scene
>we did it
>face on tits hug
>i felt warm
>redhead and tits obsession unlocked.jpg

>>9549524
>>9550610
wat game is this?

>>9555676
Maybe you are a ryona fan.

>>9549286
I remember trying to run this game in PCSX2 when I only had a computer with Integrated Graphics, so it always sounded like:
"Ellllffffsssooonnnggg Taaavvveerrnn","you are mmesssmmmerrizzzedd by its vooiicccee", etc.

>>9555941
Soulcalibur 3.

Impressive detail for the PS1

>>9556305
Wew, going to emulate this rn

>>9556305
Pinche jotito mana

>>9556305
hehe, niiiice

I wanted to fuck my daughter so bad bros. Still do.

>>9552521
Newgrounds nostalgia

>>9557763
Literally every shitty virus ridden hentai sight seemed to have a magical drop banner.

>>9557792
I wouldn't know, I never went to shitty virus ridden hentai sites.

Old fag reporting in.

>>9543367
This part is hilarious in how you can play it out and it also depends on how much girly stuff you can get, like the softer dress, the perfume, the girly undergarments, etc, to whether Cloud gets picked over Tifa or Aeris.