/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9457678
I can't unsee it now.

you saw a haircut that wouldn't exist for 20 years? Meds

>>9457689
>curly hair wouldn't exist for 20 years

>>9457678
You projected your appearance onto Geodude?

Classic misinterpretation from Mario Madness that we all made.

>>9457706

>>9457689
Uhm what? Maybe not the zoomer cut but curly hair has always existed

t. Curly haired

>>9457689
>curly hair didnt exist 20 years ago

Yeah ok

>>9457706
DID YOU KNOW

>>9457689
so the guy who says Meds is retarded?

>>9457689
holy moly

>>9457689
Geodude did it first

>>9458003
my elderly mother did it before geodude

>>9458026
lol Geodude exists since the beginning of time. He's Earth itself. Tired of being ransacked by humans, he rose from the depths to reclaim what once was from nature. Yes, your elderly relatives will also have to pay for stealing what was never theirs, to begin with.

Did anyone ever find out what the fuck this glitched thing originally was supposed to be?

>>9457706
Anon, you need meds kek I never saw them as anything other than mushrooms

>>9457678
The AK-47 in GoldenEye looked like some sort of metallic stick. Some friends at the time told me it looked like a pencil to them

>>9457678
saw the brows as asian eyes, saw the eyes as oversized cheekbones

>>9458264
Looks like a Duracell battery to me.

>>9457689
That's obviously a punch perm you dumbfuck

>>9457706
My fucking sides.

>>9458260
I thought they were pills when I was a kid

>>9457689
Put me in the screenshot please. This man is stupid. And if he claims it's bait, no one will believe him.

>>9458264
To be fair, most guns are just metal sticks.

>>9457689
You think zoomer perm is new? Omega retard.

>>9458369
Can't unsee it now lmao

>>9458264
Yep I always saw a black coloured pencil.

>>9457689
Sweet Jesus

>>9457706
at least it's new

>>9458928
that picture is old as fuck

>>9458959
It just goes to show what a commonly made misinterpretation it is.

>>9458264
Good to know I'm not the only one who thought it looked like a pencil.

>>9457706
those reminded me of yogurt pots

>>9457706
I always knew they were supposed to be mushrooms, but they made me think more of this kind of cork

>>9458369
Glad I'm not the only one.

>>9457706
kek. they kind of look like a piss cup

>>9457689
the zoomer cut comes from the 90's, maybe 80's

>>9459026
those are cups, too small to be pots

>>9459114
They want what we had. It's clear.

>>9458264
the sniper rifle butt was literally called a paintbrush though, so its not that far off

>>9459026
Same

Maybe not this exact helmet but I totally thought it was a Knight of some kind

>>9460006
Looks like a roman helmet yeah

>>9460010
Like that but instead of the mohawk thing more of one of these on back

Not retro, but serves OP's purpose

>>9458264

>>9459610
that's not the paintbrush.

>>9457838
Always was.

>>9458264
>>9458369
There was a hot debate between a pencil and a duracell battery between me and my friends, it almost came to blows once. Obviously pencilfags were wrong, but for some reason they just couldn't understand it.

>>9460006
I thought that Jasmine's overworld sprite looked like a pig

>When you see these threads and how retarded humanity is.

>>9457689
Zoom anon Vanilla Ice was the original Zoomer

>>9462037
Can't unsee.

>>9462260
same here

>>9457689
He is a time traveller, you dum dum.
I know that because I am as well.

>>9460552
Yeah, I thought they were birds too.

>>9462018
>There was a hot debate between a pencil and a duracell battery between me and my friends, it almost came to blows once.
sounds like you and your buddies were quite autistic

>>9462347
Not him, but not being able to pick up on sarcasm/exaggeration makes your post pretty ironic.

>>9457678
>What i saw
That was exactly what he was supposed to look like. That's why he was named "dude". He was supposed to have a little pompadour. They literally only changed it when the anime came out.

>>9457678
I thought the same

>>9458264
I can see why people would say that it looks like a pencil, I never got it until just now, but it's like a janky pencil and the lead is starting to snap

>>9457689
oh wow

>>9460006
I saw it as a ponytail over long straight hair. I always associate that specific girl sprite with a teacher I had when I was a kid since she looked like her to me.

>>9459114
Has no one read slam dunk? It’s Miyagi hair!

>>9457678

>>9457678
That sprite is pretty rockin fr fr tho

>>9458242
Looks like a boat to me but I've never played this game.

>>9457678
French name is the best for this one : Racaillou

It's a wordplay between racaille ( thug ) and caillou ( stone ).

Design wise it has a kinda thug air don't you think ?

>>9457678
Still the weirdest sprite in RB. The eyebrows look like the eyes and the noodle arms don't look like rock.

>>9466212
I don't know man there's some pretty fucking weird R/B/G sprites.

>>9462050
every single thread like this there's at least one pseud who thinks that pretending his brain is incapable of pareidolia makes him look like a genius

>>9466329
weirdest one has to be Kingler, where the Green sprite is actually more on-model than the Blue sprite (Blue has two big claws, Green has one)

this one still has me fucked up

>>9466329
let's see. other strange ones:
>fat blastoise
>creepy huge eyes wigglytuff
>gigantic human tongue golbat [ok this wins]
>mankey and machop do not look right
>golem is derpy too
>slowbro hugging his tail shell
>sideways cloyster
>dust cloud gastly
>gengar has a weird arm
>differently sized eggs eggsecute
>eggsecutor's faces lit from underneath like a horror movie
>articuno looks half drawn
geodude is still up there imo

>>9467359
lol

>>9467884
A lot of those early sprites had designs on them that were not final

Look at Charmanders "back sprite" and how it had a spike on his back

>>9458264
when i was a kid i always just assumed that it was james bond firing a machine pistol...

the tip - his gun
the wood - his hand
the rest - his sleeve

...i also just assumed that james bond wore a tuxedo everywhere too.

>>9462050
what movie is this?

>>9468114
not sure I ever noticed this before, that soulful art though still the best

>>9467884
haha yes these are pretty much what I was imagining when I said that, Geodude is definitely up there regardless. Porygon is actually fucking bad now that I think about it, I love Gen 1 spritework, but that one just doesn't do him justice.

Nobody has posted the classic yet.

>>9467359
this never fails to crack me up, along with the other interpretation of him having the body of a small dog

>>9469246
Obviously a star destroyer
I worry about the people who see a tower

i always thought this was the classic

>>9457706
I lost

>>9469246
christmas tree

>>9457689
10/10 troll

>>9457678
I saw the same thing when I was a kid, always thought he was supposed to be a cocky delinquent with a pompadour, then I saw the anime

>>9462050
is this that one alien movie

>>9469973

Posted in the wrong thread because I’m a retard

I saw Link holding a green wand parallel to his body

>>9469985
There is an officially licensed nintendo calendar depicting that kind of misinterpretation

>>9469991
Wow that art looks terrible

>>9457689
is this the jabroni who thinks a 2010 movie invented hair dye?

>>9461707
i appreciate this :-)

>>9469310

>>9469991
At first glance I didn't see the problem, until I zoomed in a bit...Jesus that arm looks horrifying lmao

>>9460050
>Not retro, but
then don't fuckin post it

>>9457706
>thread

>>9469246

>>9469246
pyramids don't have shadows underneath them.
pyramids are on the ground Anon in Africa.

>>9457706
Excessive porn consumption.

What the fuck was this actually supposed to be? I know it became a lighthouse in the remakes, but it certainly doesn't look like one here.

>>9472580
Probably a little lighted pylon that serves the same purpose as a lighthouse or lighted buoy

>>9469991
so nice to see my misinterpretation on a mass produced piece of media but here he looks like he has a liquid terminator extended arm

>>9462260
not an issue on a CRT at 240p

>>9457678
you're not wrong on this one anon, G1 sprites are very different than the concept art

>>9468114
>>9469159
These Ken Sugimori watercolors are so nostalgic

>>9467359
Lmao

>>9462260
>>9461707
Lmao can't unsee it now

>>9473212
Yeah they really hit you in the feels

This enemy is supposed to be a slime, but I've always seen it as an onion

>>9474853
looks like some kind of root vegetable to me yeah

>>9469991
>>9473172
Let's talk about sprites so bad even official merchandise confuses them.

>>9475953

>>9469991
holy shit

>>9470002
Those calendars were visual shitshows in general.

>>9476013

>>9476021

>>9476025
What the fuck is that even supposed to be on the top part?

>>9476050

>>9475953

>>9476021
>that arm cannon
lol

I used to think the flower's mouth turned into a mustache for some reason when you hit zero health.

>>9476021
these are actually rad

>>9476112
Okay, thought so. Looks like fucking shit.

>>9468114
Charmeleon was worse looked like a cow

>>9457706
how does one come to this conclusion?

>>9460050
does anyone know the artists name?

>>9476402
This is a joke, right?

>>9476142
The flower turns into Spurdo

>>9476142
Holy shit, me too. I'm just now noticing it's still a mouth.

>>9457689
>meds
No thanks. keep your HRT

>>9460050
ohhh shit i just noticed what its SUPPOSED to be. all this time i couldnt not see only anime eyes but their friggen tusks. man this is worse then agahnim

>>9476445
obviously

Some real numbskulls think that the Shambler is supposed to have pallid skin instead of fur

>>9476392
Well I was thinking the Mario Pulling Vegetables animation in SMB2 was him wanking so I can see the logic in his

>>9476392
It's a skin tone and round like a person's butt. Simple as that. Basically everyone saw it that way back in the day.

>>9468871
The Last Starfighter just popped into my head.

>>9477225
This, it was weird but the most logical conclusion.

>>9476987
Thats fur?

>>9458264
Reminds me of a wine bottle plastic toy that was pitch black, good memories

>>9469246
I see way too many things, including but not limited to: The Geolyte starship in Meteos ds, A black butterfly, A high tier black mage
>>9472580
A chimeko statue ?

>>9476987
That's fur? You mean not rotting shedding tissue ripping skin but actually fur ? Damn. Somehow. It's even more disgusting now.

>>9478674
>>9478418

>That's fur?
nope

>>9478610
>t.retard

>>9476987
Wait, what the fuck?

People are being really fucking dishonest by saying the zoomer perm with shaved sides "always existed"

Anyway, saw this one a few days ago, and apparently loads of people thought the same in the comments

>>9472580
I don't think so. I see why you might think that, but it doesn't really look like Chimecho and usually Pokémon statues have more details in these games.

>>9478876
Those people are retards. The item description literally tells you it's a spray bottle.

>>9473172
>time matches the Hiroshima bombing
Them niggas still mad haha

>>9478879
>The item description literally tells you it's a spray bottle.
Not in pre-FR/LG games.

>>9478943
bruh

>>9478946
That doesn't really look like a spray bottle either-- it doesn't have a lever!

>>9478946
Man, if only we weren't talking about fucking video games and in-game descriptions...

>>9478920
that's not 8:15 anon

>>9478980
Yeah, Pokemon has only ever been video games and not a gigantic multimedia franchise, fuckwit

>>9478986
Cool beans - still doesn't change the fact that we're talking about fucking video games and in-game descriptions.

>>9479012
Looks nothing like a foaming pot, now shut your foaming asshole before you ruin your mom's office chair

>>9479054
>having to resort to personal attacks because he's losing the argument
way to go, champ

>>9476021
This looks like something I would've made when I was 12 in Blender 2.4

>>9469310
Genius

>>9478980
If you played the games pre-gen 3, you were alive for pokemania and saw that card a million times.

>>9479160
Or the anime, where potions are spray bottles.

>>9479074
keep crying you fucking faggot kekw gtfo my pokemon thread pleb

>>9478876
I can see it
>>9479579
uhhhh this isn't a pokemon thread tardlord

>>9478418
>>9478674
>>9478846
my post was ribbing on the debate over whether it's fur or skin and how the devs have stated both in the past

>>9478610
>american cannot comprehend fruits, only junk food
nothing is new

>>9469310
Unfunny forced meme

>>9457678

>>9478876
Same mistake I made as a kid, then years later I felt confused when it was visibly spray bottles and I remember trying to picture how one would spray this on a pokemon

>>9480234
fuck off

>>9460006
Look, a Team Plasma grunt!

>>9480231
fruits suck

>>9462037

>>9480240
>>9480245
What's the matter, can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?

>>9457689
based

>>9478876
cuts like that have been around for almost 100 years, the only new thing is the perm but people with curly hair have always existed

>>9480245
those are very obviously her titties lol

>Think these dudes have two black eyes and a mouth with a gold tooth.
>Realize many years later that they've got the Zaku mono-eye thing going on.

>>9482119
NO. I mean I see it but just NO.

>>9482119
god damn, an actual legit one
I had no idea

>>9480231
Le rent is free. Americans see it that way because they were stuck with shitty rf and composite instead of rgb

>>9482884
>Unironically using 'le'
Holy fucking reddit

>>9457689
No idea what you are talking about. I always saw the same thing too but with more noodle-like arms.

>>9459121
They are deceptively large.

>>9469310
Nobody saw this.
>>9477225
No they didn't.
>>9480234
Stop forcing things.

>>9469246
At first i believed it was a tower, than after examinating it closer and after all the thing anons pointed out its clear to me its a "star destroyer" or a spaceship. Its pretty cool to think its a ship since lavos servants use it as a vessel to invade other worlds.

>>9457689
holy shit, why are zoomers so fucking retarded

>>9476392
see >>9472405

>>9469991
jej

>>9459026
is it "mm, dan-own" or "mm, dannun"

>>9458369
Yeah, always.

>>9483215
>Nobody saw this.
I can easily see it, though. Wouldn't surprise me at all if someone saw that.

even there are other sprites of him in the game, i will never not see sniper joe's buster as his mouth

>>9462260
Delet this

>>9457678
on god that rock be bussin fr

>>9485131
>I can easily see it
captain vidya is a great meme, but no one ever saw it and mistook Robotnik for it

Apparnetly, those are noses, not mouths.
No matter how hard I try, I can't get my brain to see it. My personal image of Dugtrio has been deepfried into my brain for almost 30 years.

>>9486957
the noses have a shadow, maybe the sprite didn't but I can't see them as mouths in that image due to the shadow

>>9457678
>>9466212
>>9462471
>>9462485
>>9457685

>>9482119
>>9482720
ffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>9486963
They also looked like this in all the promo art Gen 1 had in the West.

>>9486957
Did you never play Pokémon Stadium? Or watch the TV show?

>>9478610
Imagine being so American you look at bananas and see potato chips

>>9474853
i don't even remember this guy from the game

>>9476142
i thought pic related was a mustache

>>9487147
Idk about a mustache, but the way Kirby's mouth is rendered here was so weird that I never interpreted it as a mouth at all

>>9482119
>>9482720
this one had to be on purpose

amogus
>>9485348