/vr/ - Retro Games

They don't, they moved on. What is wrong with turning on your gamecube and playing it?

>>9270152
Gay baby game

>>9270208
>>9270212
>>9270152
Because it's a transphobic game.

The original Paper Mario is better.

>>9270276
do you spend all of your time browsing reddit or twitter or whatever just looking for things to get upset about?

>>9270276
>anime profile pic
>cutest “lesbian”
>obsessed with troonifying fictional characters

The last step on the incel pipeline is truly the creepiest. White people are a trip.

>>9270276
That argument already encapsulates what it’s worth: pointless nitpicking.

Autistic man-child aesthetic.

>>9270152
I remember an old interview where Tanabe was asked when are we gonna see a new Paper Mario game, his answer was "we're first gonna have to think about a new paper gimmick". I knew then that the series is in the hands of a retard and it's as good as dead.

>>9270152
Not Retro, but Bug Fables was pretty great, and scratched this itch quite well.

>>9270281
it's true but can't we agree that it's a bit weird that
Paper Mario has been ported three times, was available on the Wii, WiiU and now Switch
Paper Mario TTYD has never been ported or rereleased

It's probably the most major Gamecube game to never receive any kind of rerelease that doesn't have a defacto successor (like Brawl for Melee) except for maybe Rogue Leader but that's certainly debatable...

>>9272443
>Paper Mario has been ported three times
It has not, it can just be officially emulated on these platforms. Gamecube emulation isn't as easy, they would need to put in some actual effort to make it available on the switch.

>>9270152
Because another studio made better characters from their baseline and after 2016 they basically sterilized their series.

>>9272454
>N64 emulation is easier than Gamecube emulation
how braindead can you be

>>9273167
how braindead can you be to not know how to use mupen
i can't even emulate ttyd on modern dolphin, because it's just a black screen
you gotta use an older version and even then it's not perfect but it works

>>9273167
Nintendo built a whole N64 emulator for that Zelda master quest collection and the virtual console.

I don't think they've ever made a GCN emulator, and they're not just going to use Dolphin.

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>>9273289
so you guys think Super Mario Sunshine on Switch was a source port? lmao fuckin dipshits

>>9273404
>so you guys think this non-sequitur
i accept your concession

>>9273412
>they've never made a gamecube emulator
>yes they have
>heh, nice non-sequitur
retard

>>9273765
ya didn't say that, ya said n64 emulation is harder than gamecube
if you say a general statement, expect a general answer and not the ability to read your mind over the internet

>>9272348
It's been dead since Switch owners just buy any misoslop with Mario on it

>>9270152
Why did you come to the retro games board to whinge about non-retro sequels to a game that is allowed to be posted on this board?

>>9276093
>almost three years
>he's still seething

>>9272348
turn based battles are fucking boring

>>9276769
Yet SPM manage to be on subpar with Shitter Star

>>9272443
It's on switch? Oh it's probably that subscription shit, nvm

>>9276804
>on subpar

>>9277446
I accept your concession.

>>9270212
This

>>9270281

agreed. N64 game cock slaps this one. better music better partners better fights better badges

>>9276769
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>>9272336
>Lethargic ADHD zoomers get filtered by the timed button pressing skills, wacky advenrure and japanese origami theater play aesthetics

Troglodytes like you are the ones guilty for the current state of nintendon't shitting out increasingly more stale, uninspired, copy/paste games. Miyamoto personally made sure to kill the Mario RPG's because they didn't follow his dogma of never giving his characters any personality.

>>9279013
>buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords BUZZWORDS!
jackasses like you are why people larp as contrarians for the shitty new games
just shut the fuck up god

>>9279019
>Dude don't complaint about Nintendo's decreasing quality in games, their predatory subscription services or their abuse of copyright just consoom and get excited for next product
Pathetic

>>9270152
Has Nintendo ever particularly cared about any Mario RPG aside from Super Mario RPG and the original Paper Mario (and only for the Gamecube era, in the case of the latter)?

>>9279047
yeah it sure sounded like i liked that from callin the games shit
but you know what's even more shit? the way ya talk
call it faggy to complain about that if ya want and it kinda is but goddamn i'm sick of the fucking buzzwords being repeated over and over like i'm in a fucking insane asylum

>>9270152
That's just GameCube in general. Remember they gave us Splatoon instead of a Mario Sunshine sequel/remake. No F-Zero ever again, still no Prime 4 (yeah it's in development supposedly but for how much longer), Smash's Adventure Mode has been basically removed from existence, and still no GameCube support for NSO. Modern Nintendo is just weird I guess.

>>9279576
Why do they dislike the GameCube era so much?

>>9279618
I think beyond being slightly newer and harder to emulate than the earlier consoles, it didn't sell very well either, and is constantly living under the Wii's shadow. Kind of messed up when you think about it, but that's how we ended up with Wii U. Nintendo made huge money off of the casual market in the mid to late 2000's which is in direct opposition to games like F-Zero GX, Metroid Prime, and Starfox Adventures. They did bring back Wind Waker on the Wii U, but that's about it. The primary focus on Switch seems to be more about bringing over all the games that were stuck on the Wii U with NSO only supporting up to N64 games, for now.

>>9270208
>What is wrong with turning on your [retro console] and playing it?
This is Nintendo's attitude about a lot of their older games and they've directly said so many times in interviews and autists still cry BUT I WANT TO PLAY IT ON MY SWITCH

>>9272348
>his answer was "we're first gonna have to think about a new paper gimmick". I knew then that the series is in the hands of a retard and it's as good as dead.
There's a disconnect. Western fans don't understand the franchise and think it's supposed to be a proper RPG series. Japanese fans and Nintendo know it's not and that rpg was the gimmick for this title.

>>9279734
I mean, I grew up with some of these games so it's no big deal for me, but some of them are a lot more expensive now than they used to be, and TTYD is one of those games. Never mind that they changed everything completely for Super Paper Mario and Sticker Star, which I'm guessing is what OP is referring to

>>9279576
>Remember they gave us Splatoon instead of a Mario Sunshine sequel/remake
And then years later, they gave us Bowser's Fury which is a followup to Sunshine, to an extent

>>9270152
>Queer magician as a party member
>Obese sugarmomma as a party member
>Alcoholic Boomber as a party member.
>Edgy post 9/11 memery about masked terrorists
>HAWK RAWKEN
>Perverted IBM
>Jokes about addictions
>Okinawan Yakuza living in the sewers
& Etc. The game has too much personality for its own good.
Since the '90s, Nintendo has been stuck in limbo, wanting to capture a wider audience of players while being eternally conflicted with itself as a family-friendly company.
The Gamecube era was their last genuine attempt, but after that they've finally lost it, ultimately turning their old IPs into a postmodern satire.
Does anyone remember that Bowser was originally framed as a cruel and intimidating monarch, while nowadays he has less competence than his own portrayal in Yoshi's Island?
I wouldn't be surprised if the current head producers at Nintendo deemed this game as being "too adult" to feature Mario's face on it (as ridiculous as it may sound).
>>9272336
Yes, and it was glorious.

>>9279013
>anon called paper mario autistic man children aesthetic
>this anon responds back with the most autistic man child comment possible

>>9279013
Tired of you faggots shitting on Miyamoto.

>>9279734
Fuck waiting around for Nintendo to feed it to you, it probably won't happen anytime soon. They actively hate their fans. Just emulate. I did around 2 years ago, it was my first time ever playing it. Finished the game and did all the sidequests.

>>9279989
They hate their fans because they prefer to put out now games instead of remastering the same tired old games all the time? That's a retarded take if I've ever heard one.

>>9270152
Because it blows out all their other games, literally. They had to axe it when M&L where still allowed because they knew it would overshadow that series.

>>9270152
They put a fucking HAT on a BOB-OMB!
You can't just fucking do that to an established design! MAKE SOMETHING NEW AND DISPOSABLE!

>>9279013

paper mario is a baby rpg even compared to other jrpgs

>>9279013

paper mario is a baby rpg even compared to other jrpgs.

>>9279013
nobody said that the timed button thing is hard (because it's not), stop projecting

intelligent systems went troo fraarr

>>9279013
Shits gay just admit it

>>9279013
>>9279912
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>>9272927
It's a crying shame, these games were truly inspirational, nowadays nintendo makes sterilized cut and paste designs for zooming toddlers.

Pic related is exactly where the magic fadded, wtf

>>9279013
Miyamoto and Ryota Kawade are the ones responsible for making the games good in the first place.
Kensuke Tanaba and the new directors are at fault for the worse games of the series.

Paper Mario
Director: Ryota Kawade, Toshitaka Muramatsu, Takahiro Ogi, Hironobu Suzuki
Producer: Shigeru Miyamoto, Kenji Miki

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Director: Ryota Kawade
Producer: Shigeru Miyamoto, Ryouichi Kitanishi

Super Paper Mario
Director: Ryota Kawade
Producer: Kensuke Tanabe, Ryoichi Kitanishi

Paper Mario: Sticker Star
Director: Naohiko Aoyama, Taro Kudo
Producer: Kensuke Tanabe, Toshiyuki Nakamura, Shinya Takahashi

Paper Mario: Color Splash
Director: Naohiko Aoyama, Taro Kudo
Producer: Kensuke Tanaba, Risa Tabata

>>9279912
You say most of that shit as if they're good things. They aren't.