/vr/ - Retro Games

I remember some of the demo discs had Net Yaroze games on them. They were often simple, but pretty good. I liked them because there were usually more games on those discs than the regular demo discs.

>>913754
Was that the only way you could play Net Yaroze games by other people? I saw a few on Youtube that looked pretty fun.

My friend got the Japanese version of one of these when the yarouze program was new. I don't think he ever did much with it besides play imports and have it sit there looking awesome.

BEST YAROZE GAME COMING THROUGH. ROCKS'N'GEMS MOTHERFUCKER.

Fucking Smurfs for Sega Mega CD.

It always appears on eBay when I don't have $600 to spare.

I made a net yarzoe thread when the board was new and was so surprised to see people actually remember this thing. Some of the games created were legitimately fun. The zelda clone in particular was very enjoyable.

>>913787
OPM had compilations on the free demo disks they included with the magazine.

>>913864
No Smurfs game could possibly be worth that amount.

>>913887
pretty sure the master system smurfs game goes for even more, since it was apparently only sold in one shop in the czech republic in the late 90s

>>913740
Pulseman
Costs over 200 fucking dollars.

>>913740
think i might just paint my PS1 black for the hell of it. shit looks impeccable.

Oh shit, it's time for Gas Girl, Time Slip, Terra Incognita, Clone, Rocks'n'Gems, Pune, TanTank2...

>>913893
Yeah, it was mentioned in last months Retro Gamer. Apparently a Finnish guy visiting his fiancee in CZ found a shop selling them and bought two. Upon being unable to find more information on "The Smurfs Travel the World" - he realised that it was actually quite rare, and asked his fiancee, to go buy more copies. She found roughly 8. Following this, he asked his brother to find more copies, as he had sold/donated/traded on all but two. His brother actually found around 20, but half were in a poor condition, so he left them.

Incidentally, there might be more copies in stranger places. One copy went for sale on Ebay Germany that had never passed through Mikko's hands. Like most things of this nature, another load will probably turn up in a storage auction.

>>914129
THIS

Easily a sharp X68000. I'd also love to have some NES or N64 protos...in fact I might sell my organs to have a Twelve Tales Conker 64 proto.

>>914129

>black

wasn't there a blue net yaroze as well?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=085pDfI-AQg

this guy talks and shows the net yaroze PS1.
...and handles it like a retard btw. interesting though to see what was all included in the package.

This bad boy right here. Can only find them on eBay for ridiculous prices.

>>914321
Small-time.

>>914279
That's not a Yarouze, that's a test station for use by commercial developers. The blue units were in magazine pictures before the PS was even released, whereas the Yarouze program was started later, like '97.

>>914326
>Mother##
Oh, you're one of THOSE people.

>>914284
This video almost actually makes me angry.

>>914342
Don't worry, I don't actually own one of these. The Micro alone is worth about 500-600 bucks. But it's cool to dream.

>>914326
pre-worn out paint job is best paint job

>>914350
I was pointing out you're the first person to bring up something Earthbound related.

At least it's not the SNES version

>>914358
I don't even get your angle

This. Also need a CDi Gamepad

>>914363
The point is Earthbound sucks

>>914365
>stop liking what I don't like!

>>914365
I wouldn't go that far but relative to the price, definitely.

>>914372
There's a certain type of person who loves Earthbound

>>914365
The point is that you turned a not-retro but ontopic post into a retro but not on topic conversation.

Sorry, didn't mean to bring the thread to a halt by posting the Mother 3 Micro. Anyway, I'd actually love to get this for my Saturn; it's not super expensive, but the problem is finding one.

>>914376
And who would that be?

>>914321
Nigga my swap meet has them for like twenty bucks.

>>914365
The point is, YOU suck. Nobody cares about your opinion.

>>914397
I'm Anonymous. Everybody cares about my opinion, especially if I'm extremely acerbic about it.

>>914401
You'll make even less of difference by hating on a popular game for no good reason while being anonymous.

Damn hipsters.

This. I've got the other two and now I've got this perverse compulsion to get this. Fortunately the obscene prices it goes for is keeping me away

>>914407
Earthbound was never popular, certainly not in the US. It sold poorly and was expensive to produce so it became rare and fairly obscure which lead to it becoming popular with a certain type of people who only like stuff they think other people haven't heard of.

And *I'M* the hipster because when these type of people try to come around MY yard and talk about a mediocre at best game I played for a couple hours and shelved in 1997 I tell them it sucks? Get real.

>>914414
That and it never came out in Europe, so a lot of people there ended up importing it, increasing the price.

If I got this I probably wouldn't need any other Sega Saturn game, I'm just so torn on spending the money, but hopefully the XBl / PSN release will eventually knock a few bucks off the physical copies.

>>914414
It is pretty popular on this board, which is probably what he meant. And you are not a hipster, you are just fucking stupid.

>>914427
I'm thinking maybe I should sell mine. It's not like those games run anything less than equally well on MAME already and the price really really is surprisingly high.

>>914430
Why don't you try starting an Earthbound jerk off thread then and see how quick you get told to go fuck yourself. Some people around here have had a good time playing it but the "OMG I NEED this import Mother 3 GBM package SO BAD" type people can fuck right off back to reddit.

>>914382
Now that is beautiful

>>914339
oh I see.

>>914348
I knew somebody here would hate it. I'm in the same boat. yeah, doesn't really handle it with care.

http://blog.hardcoregaming101.net/2011/02/net-yaroze-on-ps1-we-need-you.html

btw here's a list with net yaroze homebrew games.

>>914414
Liking it doesn't make you a hipster though. I don't see you complaining in LSD threads or Chuten threads. You're just mad that people like a game that you don't, now fuck off to /v/.

>>914471
Liking it doesn't make you a hipster, liking it because you googled "teh rarest retro game" does and if you like it more than better examples of the genre then it's very likely you are one of those people.

Genki Video Games has at least one in stock. It's not particularly cheap, $50, but if you want one, it's there.

>>914413
I'd be after that if CD-i weren't so easy to pirate for. Got NFR copies of the other two, though, and got the whole lot for free.

>>913740
Yarozes regularly go on eBay for abvout $100.

I'd love to get some official Nintendo development hardware, particularly SNES and GameCube. This is the only picture I've ever seen of the IS-Emulator-SE, the official SNES development kit, and supposedly the only one to still exist in the wild.

>>914505
Haha forgot the fucking picture

>>914505
Also this, GameCube like I mentioned. Saging because it's not really retro. NPDP Reader, plays GC games from a hard drive build into the cart.

A SEGA Saturn.

I don't have an impressive collection.

>>914506
>>914505
Oh man the Watermelon guys got a SNES devkit? Sweeet.

>>914592
They've apparently hired d4s, since he's the only known owner of that kit, and the phrase on the SNES cart is his slogan or something, I think.

>>914587
You'll get much more satisfaction out of your Saturn when you get it than I will out of my Laseractive when I get it. Impressive collections are a curse. Get a premodded one and prepare to enter the second dimension.

>>914427
Why do you still want the physical Saturn version when it's being re-released on newer hardware?

...

There, that's the reason it's not going to go down in price by much, if at all. Not many real copies of this game were made.

>>914604
>prepare to enter the second dimension
iswydt

>>916469
To anyone who knew me better know I chose Saturn first 'cause it's 2D heaven

I uploaded some Net Yaroze videos a couple of years ago (ACRetro), along with PS1 demo disc stuff. I've got an assload of unreleased Yaroze games that I've been meaning to upload and review, but most of my time these days is taken up by my family & work.

The last one I did was for a game called PingPing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GpOcAMV_HA

>>913927
I wanna see pics of that if you do it. Get a matte finish paint, avoid glossy, put down some kind of plastic primer

>>916489
>unreleased Yaroze games
You mean you were a Yaroze BBS member and they weren't posted anywhere else? Or you created them yourself? Got them directly from friends?

>>914321
Man, I'd love me a Gameboy Micro.
They're all $60+ preowned for some reason in Australia though. I can't justify that when I already have a GBA SP.

>>916523
They were ISOs from various places - hermitgames hosted one for a while which is where I got the PingPing disc, for example. The largest single collection was from a Yaroze archive, but don't ask where it came from because I can't remember. It probably doesn't even exist anymore as I got it some years ago, and it was obscure then. I'll rip & upload it later (after work) if anyone's interested. What's the best free host for stuff like this?

>>914321
>>914326
>>916550
friendly retro reminder

I always enjoyed the Mother franchise.

I played Earthbound on the SNES, loved it and was surprised it wasn't much more successful.

I played Mother 1 (or "Earthbound Zero") on NESticle when the rom was dumped, and on a flashcart on the Mother 3 tranny.

It was a very successful franchise in Japan, and had niche community online nearly a decade before the "retro gaming movement/hipsters".

Don't base your enjoyment of things based on the opinions of others.

>>916669
What the fuck does this have to do with the thread topic?

>>916556
please I'd be interested if you wanna host it.

http://www.smashingapps.com/2008/08/28/5-best-free-file-hosting-services-to-store-your-files.html

I don't know much about them but try any of these. or try mediafire. that always seemed a safe bet since megaupload got axed.

>>916920
4shared works too

The Japanese Pokemon Center GBC with the Johto starters.

Bubble Bobble Part 2 for NES.

It's so damn expensive :(

>>916929
It is? How much does it go for?
I've got it lying around somewhere.

>>916693
Everyone is shitting on Earthbound in this thread, because it's a "hipster game".

>>917067
Like two days ago.
Also, every damn thing has a "niche community online" that doesn't make it good. You're essentially spouting the official hipster motto, "I was into XXX before it went mainstream"

>>917021
It's about 300 dollars.

Are you sure you don't have the first one, Anon?

>>914414
this guy knows whats up. Earthbound is a decent game but its very very average the only reason it gets praise is because its a first party nintendo title.

>>916669
That entire earthbound community was autistic hipsters. Their hype is what drove the price up so insanely high

>>914364
I have an adapter that allows the use of sega genesis (and other 9-pin) controllers. They are apparently quite rare now (the adapters I mean...I know that proper cd-i controllers are rare). You should check to see if someone is making them again, or make one yourself if you are so inclined.

>>917128
Oh shit, I bought it at a garage sale for $2 because I had the original.

>>917313
Yeah I'm aware that they once existed and I've been desperately trying to find one. It's not just a cabling job, it requires a custom PIC and I haven't delved into PIC programming yet. I almost pulled the trigger when I was working on my Vs. Unisystem until I found out there's like a dozen different PPUs that you need to run the games that don't require daughterboards... and don't even get me started on daughterboards!

I don't suppose you'd sell me your Genesis to CDi adapter would you? Or trade? Sega makes my all time favorite first party joysticks.

Why is this game so fucking expensive?

>>917567

It's actually kinda rare apparently. I traded in Tomba and Last Story for it at the store I go to for retro games. Feels good.

>>917607
>Traded in Tomba
>Feels good
Pick one.

Saturn Bomberman. US. None on ebay for a week..

>>917607
>tensnake
Sup bro, why do you never post on /sp/ anymore?

>>917616

I bought it for $30 and didn't like it much. I wouldn't say it's a bad trade for me.

>>917625

Mods have neutered that board. I still go but don't post as much as I used to.

>>917579
Someone is selling a blue transparent Hello Kitty DC right now on tradera (swedish version of Ebay). I really want it, but I can't bring myself to spend 230$ on it. I'd also like a Pink Sakura Taisen one...

>>917250
> drove the price up
If you are buying the EB cart it's only because you are a collector.

The rom is easily available for flashcarts and emulatorshits, and as of now on the Virtual Console.

The only ones complaining are the ass devastated collectors.

>>917636
>Mods have neutered that board
True, it's like they're monitoring every thread 24 hours a day now.

I am working on a complete Balloon Fight collection, so I'd say a CIB copy of Balloon Fight GB. Seems really uncommon, and the last CIB I saw online ended up selling for 250.

>>917642
The pink one is what you actually want, don't bother with inferior colors.

>>913740
I still have the Net Yaroze CD.

>>917636
>Mods have neutered that board.
>doge
>#outlawz #freesp
>feels
>fake favorite "WNBA playerkings" pornwhore thread
What is it you want out of that board other than sports anyway? Maybe it's good that there's nothing for you there any more, for me and real sportsbros at least.

sage for off-topic

Not technically /vr/ but IDGAF.

Hello Kitty Dreamcast. I want both pink and blue. Not very hard to find, though.

>>916920
http://www.4shared.com/archive/uHGvjHSA/Net_Yaroze_Collection.html
pass: vrtr00p3r$

I want a T-dev and an npdp for my GameCube collection

>>918009
>TDEV
There were several of those on eBay a few weeks ago. I think they've all sold now, though, they were around $260 each. Also, they were all sold without the adapter, which essentially leaves them as brown NR Readers.

For me it would probably have to be any M3 Perfect.

>>917607
Lol you had to sack tomba for that game. I got this game for free along with x2.

Always wanted this. I see them on eBay from time to time but never have the money.

Mine is so rare that I don't dare say its name or I'll create competition searching for it.

>>918064
helps if i post a pic i suppose

>>918067
They are notoriously temperamental and prone to overheating.

>>918079
so it'll be like owning a 360.

>>918082
Yeah, except you'll be wasting a small fortune to get a PSX

>>918067
They flopped hard even in Japan.

>>917567
I don't know. Glad I bought it when it first came out though. I need x2.
Pic related. (shitty pic, had to find one on my comp that had x3 in it)

>tfw you finally get that one item you were dying to get

>>918104
My nigga.

This, it seems to be somewhat rare in PAL regions though and I can't find it for anything less than £40 which is insane.

Also, FFV Advance. Again, finding a non shit price is difficult so I'm half considering getting Anthologies for PSX despite the shitty translation ruining everything.

>>917643
ITS NOT RARE though, there are shittier games that sold FAR less copies that are actual collector items that don't cause it to demand that price. All the sucking off of earthbound inflated the shit out of its price. Its less common but certainly not rare

Used to own this game growing up, I can find the manual for it and the case, but not the FUCKING GAME. Looked through every box we had in storage, also can't seem to find the Saturn console itself for some strange-ass reason....

>>918167
aw man that sucks, maybe one day you'll find the saturn with the game in it

>>918167
It was probably stolen by someone you know

>>918167

Do you have any black "friends?"

>>918205
Into the trip filter it goes.

>>918210
>asspain

>>918205
das racist mang

>>918167
Sounds like you're out several hundred dollars.

>>918179
I still have hope I'll find it, I go to my mom's sometimes and look through boxes hoping to find it.

>>918180
Don't think so. I wasn't allowed to have consoles leave the house growing up. Although a bunch of my friends bought a digital copy of the game of the 360 marketplace after I told them this story. (I have a ps3 so can't play it)

>>918205
I live in New Hampshire. I'm not 100% certain I've ever met a black person.

>>913740

It'd certainly be useful, and let me ditch my mega drives and my MegaCD. I don't have a 32x and the only good game for 32x, but for some reason I totally want a CDX.

>>918237
As nice as they look, they're really unreliable and a pain in the ass to fix. Then after it's fixed the laser died again in about a year.

Never had problems with the X'Eye, though.

>>918237
This is much more desirable imo

>>917514
I'm not sure about that...I really like having it when I use my CD-i. If anyone is going to know about whether or not someone is currently making adapters, it'll be /vr/. I got mine in 2006. Supposedly someone also made adapters for old Analogue PC controllers as well, so keep your eyes peeled.

>>918242
I got my X'eye for $20 because it doesn't read discs. I don't know whether to swap lasers out of one of my Saturns (I have five) or to just order one.
Some people say the sound output on a Model 1 Genesis is better byt I don't see how that could be. Also S-Video.

>>918494
X'Eye is a little tinny, but it's far from the worst sounding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-KsaGBUVz4

>>918502
Well I have a front loading Sega CD too but it doesn't work. Something about its power supply. If I fix the X'Eye I could probably sell it for enough to buy a new board for that as well as a Scart cable for Model 1 and a Scart->YUV transcoder.

>>918603
One minute on Google reveals Model 1 Sega CDs have a fuse and I'm 95% inclined to think that's the problem.

>>918502
>X'Eye is a little tinny, but it's far from the worst sounding

I read this exact wording somewhere and that's when I had the strangest feeling that I knew who you were.

It's been a while since we've talked and hope you're doing well. Best of days to you.

>>918631
Uh, you too, I think. I have a feeling you might be mistaken, though. I'm the guy who made the video and a few clicks on it make it obvious who I am and if that is completely foreign to you then I'm afraid you've got the wrong guy.

>>917863
>http://www.4shared.com/archive/uHGvjHSA/Net_Yaroze_Collection.html

thank you based Anon!

>>917863
>sign up to download

fuck no. no thanks. try another free host. this shit is getting ridiculous with these sites

>>919613
just sign up with a temporary e-mail address, I always use GuerillaMail.

>>916489
Oh shit, ACRetro? Been following you on Youtube for ages man!

>>919781
thanks, I'll try that.

>>918124
>>918104

pretty jelly

LSD hard Copy
Animal Crossing 64
Majora's Mask Holographic Cart
SS1 Hard Copy

>>917567
I have never even seen it irl, i got close to buying it once in the late 90s, tracked it down to a gamestore 20 miles away. Told the dude to hold it for me and I would give him an extra 10, he said sure. Got their a half hour later and they sold it to someone else.

>>920510
I own one of the 4...

The least rarest one

>>919789
Maybe I subbed you back, have you got a retro channel?

Did anyone try the disc?

What is so rare about Majora's Mask holo carts? My grandma (and now cousin I thnk) still has a CIB copy.

>>921331
I don't think they are that rare, just desirable and relatively expensive at $40 each

>>918256

can you stick a 32x in it? and would it work if you did?

>>914321
I should have grabbed like 6 when they were 20 dollars.

Shantae cartridge.

>>922041
Yes and yes.

>>914364
My brother found one of those at a electronics goodwill type thing in San Jose, CA once.

Still played genesis games, not sure if laserdisc worked.

The same place also had a prototype original duke xbox controller

>tfw always wanted a better SNES collection
>tfw I won $3000 on a scratch n win
>tfw I get to splurge on games I've always wanted

>>922294
>Playing the lottery
>wasting the winnings on video games
I can't decide which is stupider.

>>922294
Fuck, dude, I'd remodel my kitchen.

>>914382
I want the SFC one myself but they're a little bit pricey.
That and I need to buy all the super bomberman games soon (mainly 5 though).

EVO would be nice. Fuck that price though. Or like DoReMi which is also rather expensive.

>>922301
>>922301
>coming to /vr/ and not expecting people to spend money on retro games
It's only $3000 anyway

>>918067

What is this?

>>922387
...the PSX.

Shining force cd. That fucker is 90 bucks.
Then theres Tales of Eternia, Shining Force 3, and Mega Man legends 2.

>>914174
just get a middleman to get you one from jp yahoo auctions. I think they're going for around $40 for that model

>>922349
>taking $3000 lightly
In my active days I spent that much in two months filling in my Japanese PCE and Saturn collections, but reading that still made me sad.

Money earned really does have more value than money won, I guess.

>>922438
If you live with your parents, 3000 dollars is two months of work. It's not much. You'd be spending that much looking for a new place or buying a super shitty car.

Just this baby

>>922301
I won't even go into the subjective definition of what determines when you are "wasting" money.
But if he doesn't have any obligations that he is shirking by not spending that 3000 on them and spending it on videogames, then who the fuck is to say he is "wasting" it?

Also, lottery money wasn't earned anyway, it was "won", so technically any use that he puts the 3000 towards that increases his enjoyment of life utility isn't wasted (again, as long as not shirking responsibilities he has to pay off).

So, I can't decide which is stupider - when you should be saying "more stupid" anyway - the fact that you
1) are ridiculing someone for spending money on videogames...while in a videogame forum, or
2) the fact you're not taking into account he spent it on SNES, which is the greatest fucking console ever.

/rant bed time

>>922581
2 months of work? That's like 18k/year.
It's 8/something an hour for 40 hour work week. Is that even minimum wage?
But to further state it, 3000 is not a whole lot in the world now days, for someone who isn't <18.
Life is fucking expensive.

CIBs of my favorite N64 games: Perfect Dark, Majora's Mask, Ocarina of Time and Star Fox 64.

A working copy of Hey You Pikachu! with the microphone would be cool but I won't go out of my way to drop cash on a novelty attached to a mediocre (from what I've heard) game.

Does anybody have a copy of that one train simulator game? According to Wikipedia it was the only other game to use the N64 microphone and it also had a special controller.

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Densha_de_Go!_64

>>922581
>If you live with your parents
...do you? No offense if you're underage B7 or if you live in a culture where that's normal (I'm no jerk), but in the US that's not the most common thing.

>3000 dollars is two months of work
For me it was 1 month's worth on top of expenses, at my first real job out of school ~10 years ago.

>It's not much.
Like I said about money earned vs. money won...I bought my games sure, but I never underestimated what else I could do with that money. When you treat money as cheap and easy, the value you place in everything you buy with it is diminished as well.

My collection stands in the high five figures as of the last time I evaluated it ~7 years ago, and $3000 still isn't anything to toss around to me.

>>922628
22, live with my parents, going to technical school, work at a hotel. Trust me, I know the worth of money pretty well, that's why I say 3000 dollars will burn up fast if you're not already covered in living expenses, especially in New York City.

>>914129
This in my gameboy light :D
it's name is Kanti. :D

>>914129
This in my Game boy light :D
it's name is Kanti. :D

>>914365
Quit being a dick for no reason dude.

>>913740
the items that I was "dying" to get in my collection I have already got, which was a samsung saturn and a 2001 launch team xbox.

>>922408
I picked up my copy of Eternia for $90, was nearly mint condition too. The seller wanted $110 initially, but marked it down due to me being the only person to have shown interest in it, being polite, and the fact it was the Christmas season then. Great fucking game as well, so no regrets over spending that much.

>>922783
FFFFFFF That is sexy as fuck, anon.

>>922238
I found the much rarer 3D goggles for it at a thrift store but still haven't found a Laseractive. I was watching that store like a hawk too.

>>920827
Dobotsu no mori?

>>923452
Majora's Mask is much much more common than that.

>>923465
Aw, I was actually interested in getting that one of these days.

>>923475
Well, Majora's mask isn't incredibly plentiful, though it does command a pretty high price relative to other mass produced carts. Usually never under thirty dollars alone. But, it's a great game, so it's pretty fair. But Dobutsu No Mori is basically import only. And in Japanese. It's just a Japanese Animal Crossing on the N64. Literally the same game. Cool for novelty, though not very practical. Unless you know Japanese.

This sexy beast

>>922148

SOLD!

>>922586
Such a cool color scheme, reminds me of a gundam

>>914174
Those are awesome. If memory serves, Capcom devoleped Street Fighter 2 and a bunch of other games of that time
on those.

I've been wanting to get an AES and a Turbo Duo for so god damn long. I've also been trying to get Lunar 2 Eternal Blue for Sega CD for so god damn long but I never find it anywhere. Hell I've been searching for Shatterhand for months and I just managed to find it today when it was traded in at my job.

Living in the midwest is suffering.

>>923916
too much red, triggers my anxiety

>>914595
Goggle Translate tells me that his "slogan" translate to "candy is too much", not sure how accurate that is since it's google translate, but if it is accurate it's probably some well known german metaphor or something... I don't know...

>>925012
AES sets are FUCK EASY TO FIND. eBay, look for sellers in Japan. Do NOT use the AC adapter that comes with the system. If you get a 10V AC adapter, use a US Sega Genesis 1 9V AC adapter. Works perfectly, and is MUCH better for the system than the 12V that 10V adapter would spit out.

I got my Lunar 2 through a series of BAD EVENTS and PEOPLE GETTING SHOT AND HOSPITALIZED FOR DRUG ABUSE. Not the path I recommend for Sega CD fun times. Just get it from the ISO zone and burn it. Never pay more than original retail price for optical media.

I keep feeling dismayed that there are so many CD games I can't get, but I then remember that I can simply burn them and that's good enough for me.

>>925062
You know you can pirate cartridge games with flash memory too, right?

>>925012
I've seen a few people into Neo Geo recommend getting a consolized MVS over an AES. Way easier to find MVS games.

>>922715
that is not a gameboy light

>>922715
You shut the fuck up right now.

>>923509
Yeah, it's pretty much what we got with some less content, but there were a few differences that aren't really gamechanging. It's mostly for collection purposes, but I also heard that it had kanji with furigana, so I thought it might help me with learning kanji.

>>914364

this is the only correct answer in the entire thread

>>913828
Aw yeeeah. Casual as fuck. The guy should bring it back on fb and touch.

the golden dreamcast

sheeeeit

I really just want my everdrive 64 to get here from the Ukraine ;___;

>>927431
Don't worry bro, my super everdrive got here alright a few months ago, took around 25ish days.

This fucking thing.

>>927431
Hold your horses, Anon. Some poor bastard is probably running away from dangerous mutants right now just so you get your Everdrive 64.

>>927410

>c buttons BELOW A and B

disgusting

>>927808

If they were above, A and B would be ridiculously low on the system...