/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9125102
America always wins, kid

>>9125102
>Why America had so terrible
Grammar motherfucker, do you know it?

>>9125102
>Why America had
>another Eurofaggot deflecting away from their own shitty art

I miss when women have those wavy hair

>>9125102
>>9125123
hello sirs

>>9125112
Sorry i'm german

>>9125102
Right looks more fun

>>9125102
>left
Soulless
>right
Pure soul

>>9125109
me on the lower right

>>9125126
Never stop apologizing, then.

>>9125126
>german
Called it. Why are your covers so shit?

>>9125102
The game sucked anyway.

>>9125126
>YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGS
>ze zread
Kneel, kraut

>>9125131
based

>>9125126
You're pathetic

>>9125102
This guy is so ugly and disgusting It reminds me of my father.

>>9125271
At least your dad got some.

>>9125271
He fingered you? or what

>>9125102
>Terrible
I mean the US got that godly artwork on the NES cartridge. I'm thinking that arcade flyer is pretty based in all honesty.

>>9125271
Soon, you will look like him. Hopefully you will be as happy.

>>9125271
Why are you so mean to your dad, anon?

>>9125102
have you seen a mutt?
that's why.

In Haunted Castle's case, it fits the game's quality.

We have the best pinball flyers of all time.

>>9125102
These adverts are not for the end user. They are for the operator. Hence all the mention of kit sales and profit. Every machine operator wether it is arcade, heavy machinery or programmable logic controllers, wants to see some tits.

>>9125102
Some are pretty good

>>9125447
I think usually fliers for games made in the US are better because the devs or parent company have a stronger say while Japanese games brought over to the US is when fliers becomes a mixed bag.

>>9125421
This, these aren't for the 36 year old nerds who want to look at Shogeki Kuntsu's hand painted illustration of some Japanese game, but for the 53 year old Armenian immigrant real estate owner who wants to break into the booming arcade industry in 1985. He has the english skills of a kindergartener but somehow has a bit under a million in his bank accounts and can get 50,000 dollar loans in 80's money because its 1985 and no one sees anything wrong with this. He sends away for a catalog. He has never and will never play a video game, but has a diet of 3 American movies a day.

>This game is about draculas
>This game is about war
>this game is about fighting and its so realistic it'll assault children

And yes, lots of boobies. This is what he knows how to order to get kids to come in.

>>9125109

>M.I.A.

More like D.F.C.

Burgers RARELY got artwork right.

>>9125109
God she is flat as fuck

Look at these fucking nerds geeking out because they want their chingchong drawings

>>9125271
Is your hair color green, or red this week?

>>9125112
>Grammar(,) motherfucker, do you know it?
Shaddap, piss pot.

>>9125118
No idea that Wolf Dale, Illinois was in Yurop. Learn something spasticated/new every day.

>>9125109
>Flat hag
Sad!

>>9125830
Kek

I like the Dark Adventure poster.

>>9126813
I like how they're reusing the same skeletons for all these

>>9126813
At least this one is actually has models dressed as the characters from the game. Although,it's weird how the JP flyer art has the Mark Hamill-looking Player 3 guy who was only in the American version, along with the melee weapons for the other two guys instead of the guns they actually wield in the JP revision.

>>9125102
because burgers don't understand art.

>>9126850
lol konami has always been a bunch of hacks, just a straight up rip off of the return of the jedi poster with indiana jones instead of han. I wonder who the lady is a rip off of, she's probably from some 80s movie poster.

>>9125109
This one is based.

>>9125126
Whats your opinion on east euro immigrants living in Germany and marrying german grills?

>>9126078
does she come with the cabinet?

>>9125102
Why op speak like spastic?

None of you seem to realize that these flyers were sent to arcade operators and was not used to attract players
See >>9125109

>>9126856
>lol japs have always been a bunch of hacks
Ftfy
It's hilarious that half the things posted here rip off 80s american pop culture but spics and krauts want to circlejerk about muh art in advertising material meant to sell to the people they copy from

>>9125102
Good morning sir.

>>9125126
Even if that was german grammar, it'd be wrong.

>>9127257
Only if you're good

>>9125102
Learn fucking English.

>>9126856
>>9127331
t. dumb nerds who don't know what a homage is.

>>9125271
He looks like a cool lad. I'd have a pint down the pub with him no problem.

>>9126078
Why does she look like an 80s werewolf?

>>9126078
>>9127257
I'm pretty sure she's in her 50s now, so...

>>9127473
>your bird

>>9125118
>>9125109
>>9125102
I'm convinced I just live in an ugly golem country. I really don't understand why were so awful. Our art sucks. We have no history or culture. Everyone is encouraged to be an asshole to each other. Money is our god and star wars is the religion. Our cities suck ass and nature is just relegated to being a theme park. We even somehow managed to fuck up rural living
This place fucking blows.

>>9126841
Lol.

>>9125126
just because the state says you're german doesn't mean you actually are, abdul

>>9125126

It's not literally translated word order from German either tho.
That would be "Why had America so terrible flyers?"
"Warum Amerika hatte" is nothing any German speaker would say.

>>9128435
So...yes?

>>9125109
>>9125406
>>9126078
>>9126813
>>9127473
If the sight of women in this state of undress still turns you on, then you either a boy, or a lonely fucker who can't get laid. You are not a man. Please. For the love of God. Talk to some women. I promise you that they don't bite.

>>9128807
Sure thing, Chad Thundercock.

>>9125102
>What is a man?

>>9128807
Or it could be that porn destroyed your mind and simple teases don't do anything to you anymore.

>>9127473
looks good

>>9129013
Based.

>>9128807
Porn addict.

>>9128807
Get your test levels examined

>>9128807
>If the sight of women in this state of undress still turns you on, then you either a boy, or a lonely fucker who can't get laid. You are not a man. Please. For the love of God. Talk to some women. I promise you that they don't bite.
*cucks knee in your direction*

>>9127473
This has meme potential.

>>9132745
you mean like this?

>>9132931
That’s the good stuff right there

>>9128807
This poster is either 11 or 80. Certainly not a healthy male.

>>9126065
Yeah, some people really dig the women of the 80s. Having seen this growing up I didn't do anything for me, thankfully my dad read fetish porn lol.

>>9128807
Stop watching porn

>>9125102
>Why America had so terrible Arcade flyers?

I think people used to rent Dracula movies on Beta and VHS back then, way more than you think and they went with that idea when it came down to creating that poster.

>>9126841
Given this is Konami, that skeleton is probably one of Dracula's interns.

>>9133321
Our mom an pop video shop lined the walls and shelves with posters to promote the new videos. Our neighbor would buy them all and had the raddest garage my 9 year self ever saw. The covers and poster images sold you on the movie, without many words.

>>9125271
He's a fucking prisoner of war. He probably hasn't showered in years.

>>9127257
>oh, you-