/vr/ - Retro Games

>ring lands all the way across the area from you
>she bee-lines to it

>>9094845
>fuck the slut
I would love to

>>9094852
this

>>9094845
Yeah, give her a heart container and make it a rare drop. Good job, Capcom.

>>9094845
Ok incel

I had a crush on her as a kid

That's why you always ALWAYS pop a Pegasus seed as soon as you see her shadow.

>>9095223
At some point she starts riding a fucking UFO and it's practically impossible to outrun her even with the use of the seeds

>>9095223
I pop my seed every time I smack her in the face

>>9095109
I remember trying to tell people about this and the other you get from gasha nuts and nobody believed me. Fucking plebs insisted 14 hearts was the maximum amount when I was running around with 15.

>>9095142
Same.
They had the perfect opportunity of bringing her back in ALBW to tie it with the GBA version of ALttP but Nintendo would rather make their own strikingly similar young witch (Irene) than acknowledge the Capcom games in any way.

>>9094852
>ring drops in the water
FUCK
>potion lands all the way across the screen when you already have one
FUCK YES

>>9095109
It's not even hard to snag though.

You can’t trust witches, they’re gold diggers

>>9095497
>literally gives you a lotion massage
>hippo tits and that topless mermaid you could perv on in the original jap version
>pic related in the german translation
I wonder what's up with LA making the people working on it so horny. There's really nothing like that in the rest of the series, except some of the characters like Midna.

>>9095681
What would they even need gold for when they can just brew potions to get what they want?

>>9095460
There's a very obscure hint that the elder witch of ALBW is actually Maple.

>>9095693
LA was a cancelled Game Boy port of ALttP that got repurposed into a bit of a parody. They pretty much threw in whatever for laughs figuring this game would be forgotten once the next console Zelda was released.

>>9098480
>LA was a cancelled Game Boy port of ALttP
Why does it not retain anything from ALttP then? Its only similarity are the items and the Dungeon named Turtle Rock which shares no similar characteristics.

>>9094845
whenever i saw her i would immediately press start, mentally prepare myself, equip speed items, and bee-line it to the exit of the screen as fast as i could

>>9099929
Scaredy cat

>>9099907
Because it was cancelled.

>>9099968
>>9098480
>LA was a cancelled Game Boy port of ALttP
LA was released, I remember, I still own it.

>>9099981
The port was cancelled man come the fuck on. Can you even try to connect dots for yourself and read between the lines. The port was cancelled and it became links awakening. The port was cancelled so there's not much lttp stuff. For fucks sake why do I have to explain this to you? You're the reason why people think autistics are such a chore to be around.

>>9094845
>>9094998
>>9095460
God I want to have sex with her.

>>9099987
Yeah and I'm saying they are obviously not identical, but just because the port is cancelled doesn't mean they wouldn't keep shit they already had.
I'm saying I doubt what you're saying because they share nothing in common except for the fucking boomerang and the witch. If it was intended as a port EVEN IF IT WAS CANCELLED then I'd expect more stuff from ALttP to be present.

>>9094845
When did this place turn into reddit? Most of the posts are zoomer cringe

>>9094852
Fucking this! I still made a mad dash for it then leave myself miles away to grab anything else before she does.

>>9098480
It's funny because if they conceptualized it as a parody they simultaneously made it the most melancholic and sentimental Zelda game, but yeah it also has some of the most bizarre and funny moments. I love it.

>>9102814
LsA is the best

>>9102814
Your ejust prescribing themes that aren't there. You're like the people who want to all about how dark the 3d zeldas are

>>9100808
>The designs of the trees are identical, including talking Dark World trees appearing in one screen (outside the Seashell Mansion)
>The exterior design of the southern Face Shrine temple has statues matching the East Palace ruins

>>9099929
based cripplingly anxious gamer

>>9094998
she reminds me of that ojamo doremi character with blue hair

>>9104851
Ok, what else? You can't just make trees look a certain way?