/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9066359
I cranked it to that cover art yesterday...

>>9066363
Honestly if you're serious, what're the odds, that or we both saw the same ebay listing

>>9066359

This is my first time seeing that. I would have been right there with you if I were the correct age for it

>>9066359
This ad for shadow hearts

what about back of the box art?

why most boys bought the xbox for bewbs

>>9066359
Never managed to get too far in the game, because every time she was climbing a rope or across a ledge, the camera would do an extreme close-up of her black panties. Too distracting for a 14 year old.

>Muh dick

>>9066575
you will never understand what its like to have a penis.

>>9066537
Are you 'the time for judgment'?

>>9066359
I love sexy characters, they're very nice to look at but I've never done this with game covers, or fapped to digital/drawn characters, it was always just eye candy. I had access to real porn by the time I took interest in that activity.

>>9066532
Is that Wolf the Gladiator?

>>9066635
Sure is.
>In 1987 Michael "Wolf off Gladiators" Van Wijk was chosen to be the cover star to Palace Software's computer game Barbarian: The Ultimate Warrior.

used to beat it to renders from the Nina Williams Tekken spinoff game in a game magazine

I didn’t jerk off to it but god damn look at Raven.

I think it was around 94~95. One of the earliest memories I have of rubbing one out was sf2 on snes. I would pause the game to keep the vegas ladies in frame.

>>9066359
Is that the girl from rwby

>>9066359
You really just wanted to tell everyone what you beat off to.
Touch grass, faggot.

>>9066815
Lol yeah, she really is similar to Ruby Rose on this boxart, but Red Ninja was first.

girls holding guns did it for me
girls wearing shiny shit did it for me
girls with blood red hair did it for me
yea

>>9066692
Same, this kinda stuff: tekken, soul edge, vf etc
Also what’s her face from Toshinden

>>9066625
I am with you, Glad we had the illegal box with the Spice Channel, But I know my first rub out to any magazines was after I asked my dad to buy me Sables 1st Playboy.

>>9066359
is this game any good?

>>9066958
No, it's borderline shovelware, Tenchu-ripoff.

>>9066958
It was pretty good

>>9066958
Its good, good enough that if you come across it it's worth picking up not good enough to actively search for

>>9067006
>actively search for
Just buy it on piratebay.

>>9067007
>buy it on pirate bay
Lmao what?
Just goto vimms lair and get it there

>>9066532

I was looking at Freaky flyers. The ps2 and gamecube case seem a bit different.

>>9066359
The actual game is not even half as lewd as the cover. I felt cheated.

Not a game cover but a magazine cover

>>9066359
This game was directed by the guy that went on to make the Senran Kagura games

I don't know what his deal is with big titty ninjas

>>9067041
Tits are life.
Ass is hometown.

Modern hentai artstyle, 16 years ahead of the curve

>>9067070
Truly a visionary.

>>9066575
back to SFES with you

>>9067012
"Buying on piratebay" is a term invented by a friend of mine and basically means "pirating something off the internet". I kek'd hard when I first heard it and now I use it every now and then.

>>9067131

Shit Fire Emblem Says?

>>9067750
I think he misspelled S.E.E.S.
It's a very common mistake.

Those tits man

would lick the tummy

So perfect and round.

It was a simpler time.

>>9066575
people are actually trying to make young guys who jerk off seem unhealthy now, holy shit

>>9066359
This game was 100% sold completely on its cover art. I remember when it came out and the reviews were shit and everyone who played it saying it was shit but still you'd take one look at it and say "that cover tho..." and think of buying it

>>9068728
He gettin prostate cancer

>>9066363
>>9066498
I saw this game yesterday on my shelf.

>>9066359
Is the ps2 version the original and xbox a port?

That girl with the green hair who is always in handcuffs.

>>9068706
What the fuck is that sword that kobold is carrying?

>>9066359

>>9068732
It's not actually that bad of a game. Controls are a bit jank, but it's still entertaining.

>>9067024
BASED TRACI TORPEDOES

>>9066807
Thanks to Zone tan for all those Raven /f/lash cartoons and the reason I discovered 4chan in 2007. I really wasted too much time on this shitty website being a degenerate coomer but those early days of being a newfag were something special.

>>9067040
PSM had some pretty titillating articles.

/vr/ is not a coomer board.
Kill yourselves you utter fucking faggots.

>>9069224
Bye bye zoom zoom

>>9069084
Rayne is hot, but there are no sexy moments in the game. Why?

>>9066807
The girls in TT were all so good and everyone working on it knew it
Stirefirechads rise up
>>9069209
Those old Zone flashes are also why I'm here
>I really wasted too much time on this shitty website
We all did

>>9066807
The girls in TT were all so good and everyone working on it knew it
Stirefirechads rise up
>>9069209
Those old Zone flashes are also why I'm here
>I really wasted too much time on this shitty website
We all did

>>9069224
>coomer
Go back to your shithole, subhuman faggot

Feels good to have an xbox and enjoy Ailish and Buki

Can't find any images of it but I remember seeing an ad for the original Disgaea in Game Informer as a teen featuring a full body shot of Etna and it rocked my world.

Everquest art was some of my first faps. Specifically that barbarian chick

>>9071308
I loved how the EQ1 expansions used the same characters in their cover art. Soulful

>>9066363
>cranking it to a fully clothed character when Rule 34 exists
Are you 12?

>>9071338
You don't get the finesse of concupiscent clothes.

For me, it was Ico (europe)
It's useless for me to post the whole picture, because that artwork is so unforgettable, it just popped out in your head right now.

>>9068728
ok groomer

>>9071383
Based stick figure fetishist.

>>9071042
If this aired today the internet would be in a hurricane of fury over this fictional minor having jiggling tits and they'd scream at the animators until they commit suicide while half of the ecelebs joining the mob are secretly DMing real minors dick pics.

>>9066359
It wasn't cover art, but rather the bonus art in tue Dead or Alive disk. They have renders hidden in the disks. That and the same thing with the Saturn SOTN with the uncensored succubus

>>9066541
Thats cheating

>be a young boy
>looking brightly to the future with expectations for success
>hit 13
>suddenly I start thinking about girls for some reason
>cant get them out of my head
>suddenly I start getting hard and jerking off

Fuck puberty.

>>9066359
Well it looks like a doujin cover so understandable

>>9069153
Nah, it sucked.

>>9071759
Disagree.
Oh well.

>>9071596
If she's legal for Tamaranians she's legal for me

>>9066813
For me it was red.

>>9066359
Bought this game as an adult after lusting after that cover for years. Wish it didn’t kinda suck.

>>9066813
I paused SF2 for Chun Li ass.

>>9071189
They had to tone down Buki because she had pokies. Dat ass.

For me it was the titties on the Everquest Online Adventures box

Shame I never actually got the play it, it came with my PS2 because it was some game bundle but my parents were technophobe idiots who didn't want me playing online games and wouldn't set it up for me.

Can we include manuals?

>>9066547
This game is great, I forget to be horny after a few matches and just focus on volleyball.

>>9066919
I had to work with a scrambled spice on ch 99 or 100. Sometimes I got visuals, sometimes I got audio but it worked and I'm still weak kneed hearing women moan.

>>9071338
You gotta appreciate the classics, its what separates the classics from the conniseurs

>>9072796
Lmao
>separates the classics from the conniseurs
You mean separates the perverts from the conniseurs?

>>9068934
Sword of fun times

>>9072796
Oooooof and you were so close

>>9073130
How much close? Do you think I can make it next time?

>>9071338
https://comb.io/eENzqH

>>9066635
>>9066647
HOLY SHIT!

>>9070887
Because of articles like this

>>9072312
Good parents.

>>9071315
The way those boobs look contained by her top will never be topped

>>9069217
kek i have an aftermarket ps1 memory card with that girl on it, its a shot of that art with her nude hair covering boobas

>>9071308
>>9071315
this is absolutely beautiful, how can you fap to this?

>>9074072
literally looks like a transexual dude

>>9071886
it's been forever since i've seen this, I recognize the template but I can't remember what it's from, what is it?

>>9070887
she does the same thing in that anon's image, tho, it's meant to look sexual every time she does it. there's also that lady that betrays you, and the nazy lady boss.

>>9075317
You don't understand, bro! There's no defeat! There isn't Rayne being defeated, no bad ending, no lose cutscenes (like Tenchu), no peril! That sort of stuff. I'm dead now.

what does cranked to it mean

>>9075307
A classic.

>>9075574
choking your chicken. beating your meat too much.

sega knew how to advertise the goods.

>>9077608
good ol sega saturn the patricians choice.

>>9077608
Cringe ugly American roastie

>>9077614
Cute and classy Japanese beauty

>>9071338
When you develop fine tastes like the rest of us, you'll get it.

>>9077608
I masturbated to that ad more than once.

>>9066625
did you know if you took out the cover-art slip and reversed it, there was fap material hidden ? (i think only on xbox copies)

A preference for evil women started here.

I was on a family vacation, so I hadn't brought any porn, but I had taken my copy of Atelier Annie with me, and after a while I eventually got horny enough that fully clothed Gillian here became the most sensual, erotic woman in existence to my lust-addled mind.

>>9082562
The eroticism is found right here.

>>9082562
>Atelier Annie
Not retro

>>9082609
Z Tier taste, cock is FROTHING

>>9082609
holy shit fuck you for reminding me this exists

>>9068728
it's bitter old roasties from shitholes like lolcows/cc, they somehow conned some of the christian larpers from /pol/ into spamming their buzzword everywhere

>>9066359

I literally use to beat off the girl on the top left.

>>9082609

>>9075306
Even better.

>>9066359
would have done the same if I had known about this game, instead I was a nintendo-only autist at the time and chose the selkies from Crystal Chronicles.

>>9069217
I like how they correctly predicted PlayStation's own sun ray censoring 20 years later.

I use to beat my dick off to the Baboon.

>>9066359

pretty sure i stared at those big brown honkers for like 30 minutes when i was 12. afro sorceress still does things to me but god you forget how horny you were back then.

>>9083468
and mind you this was in software etcetera. i had never played any gauntlet game beforehand and didn't even buy it and still remember the moment vividly.

>tfw there will never be based sexy cooverart again

wtf bros

ANIME TITTIES!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAH IM CUMMING

>>9083250
I would spend hours making a harem of all my crushes in the sims.
>>9083441
This cover as well as Double Dragon II NES. Although they cover up Marian's ass on the American cover.

>>9083482
your porn addiction is not "based"

>>9080237
NIIIIIIICE!

Used to like drawing the art in the booklet for practice. "Selket, no one came close to her score"

>>9083682
Dd 2 was a good one, watched the intro alot back then.

>>9080237
yes i went to test it at my local blockbuster but it didnt work

I certainly lusted after the elves on this box and probably masturbated to at least one of them at least once. (I'm pretty sure there were more on the back, but I can't find a picture...)

>>9083452
This game will never not fascinate me

>>9083482
If a cover art has too much cleavage nowadays Playstation will censor it

>>9084017
sexy art is not "porn" dumbass, god why are you homos so retarded

>>9084626
Maximo?

>>9071338
>has no concept of subtlety or how well designed artwork is more appealing than dime a dozen smut scribble by an anonymous amateur
>calls others 12 year olds

>>9084626
patrician, bought a complete copy recently with the little cards. absolute coom material.
>>9085763
yes same artist

>>9069209
You need to go back.

>>9084184
This, and Ivy from soul calibur did it for me.

>>9071315
Could you fap to the new version?
>>9066608
Hehe.

This still makes my peepee the big peepee.

>>9086637
Literally soul vs. soulless

>>9068934
not a kolbold, he is dragnbait, a saurian paladin, i read the book spinoff so i know

>>9084184
bigger image

>>9086637
Dark elf got more fuckable desu

>>9068647
I cut an image of this from an ad on EGM or Gamepro or something and my mom found it under my pillow and got angry with me.

didnt egm have 2 swimsuit editions i remember seeing 1 of them and like 80% of it was pretty fire. but then again i was like 15

>>9071383
>because that artwork is so unforgettable, it just popped out in your head right now
All that comes to my mind is the hideous US cover and I'm actually European.

>>9071315
Those characters exist in the lore that most people don't care about. A lot of them just show up in item's names. Except firiona, she was all over in the game

>>9088327
wish she appeared in another game, or someone would mod her in a shooter

Nei...

>>9091421
>Massive hands bigger than her face.
Probable troon.

>>9071378
this.

>>9066359
What is Ruby Rose doing in an Xbox 1 game?

I think someone made them give the girl a bikini top (especially the console version) but yeah.

>>9093494

>>9091546
Probably also involved with Greg lansky.

>>9066359
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>>9066532
>>9067017
>female model later married rapper
…

>>9080487
SNES port pls

>>9091546
Back to your containment board

I've got two that aren't covers, but are official artwork that was printed on physical media all the same.

First was this ad that I saw in a copy of PC Gamer

Second was the blue-haired chick with the big booba from this pic inside the manual for Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles

>>9066359

not a cover.
but this and the ad for the second game

this ad forever fucked me up

>>9094752
no u.
THIS is 4Chan.
WE don't censor here.
YOU want Reddit.

>>9091421
do you know the name of artist?

>>9071338
>You're not cool unless you've burned out your pleasure receptors and you can only get off to pictures of shitting dick nipples

>>9095087
>We
>Censor
I said back, fag

>>9094946
Back in school if you owned a magazine with this page in it everyone accused you of jacking off to it.

>>9095928
Fuck off Nigger.

>>9082609
How the fuck did younger me watch this without nightmares

>>9091421
I love that 80s style where everything looks kind of weathered and beat up.

>>9066359
Honestly remember nothing about this game besides one day skimming through the manual while extremely bored and seeing this in it. Think it's what started my kink for kinda ugly chicks with a great bod.

>>9071308
>>9071315
my grandmom warned my mom about this game. something about demons and suicide

>>9095165
According to 'The Phantasy Star Compendium' is from Hitoshi Yoneda (米田 仁士).

>>9067024
The gamecube truly was a console for babies kek

>>9096461
It was true tho

I think it was an installation/loading screen and they also had an ad page in magazines. Probably was used as inner art for the jewel case too.
Anyway, loads of semen.

>>9094946
I can't remember jack about this game even though I know I played it. Does it still hold up? I just remember jumping on nazi sliders and drinking blood

>>9066574
Gotta love that full camera control.

>>9102113
It's pretty jank overall, and the combat is kinda broken, but it's dumb fun for a couple of hours.