/vr/ - Retro Games

He went outside and talked to people while having confidence.

>>9049330
Baking club.
Or driving school after all of them got a ticket and he got their numbers off the meeting registry.

>>9049330
By being an absolute Chad unlike Mario who doesn't have a personality

Wario's a good guy he's just kind of a dick about money is all

>>9049330
By having great games.

>>9049330
Just being himself

>>9049330
People gravitate towards success, just look at the Kardashians.

Several compelling arguments from some of the more handsome and clever posters that /vr/ has to offer. I wonder how the anti-Wario camp will respond.

>>9049330
Being the rich lonely bastard he is, he just started looking at people and thinking to himself "Wario, hire this man" for no reason
They're all Mona costumers so that how Wario got to meet them all
In case of Ashley, Wario got to meet her demon partner first because she would never leave her mansion under normal circumstances

>>9049330
Wario in WarioWare is a rich celebrity going through a midlife crisis. He surrounds himself with younger people who either genuinely like him or just want a piece of his supposed wealth.

>>9049375
Wario is genuinely cooler than Mario, he’s into game development, finding treasures and shit, all the while living peacefully on his own in Diamond City.
All Mario can really do is be connected to Peach.

>>9049330
To me, it's not the fact he have friends, it's the fact that Mona have a crush on him.
She likes garlic smelling men being rough

>>9049778
This man is a redhead magnet. No one man should have all this power.

>>9049330
I bet Wario smells like a combination of cigarettes, cheap whiskey, gasoline, and spray paint. I dont know how he made friends with anyone but random tweakers.

Despite his greed Wario is a jovial and funloving dude

>>9049878
you forgot garlic

>>9049948
Unless you work for him for free

>>9049330
He didn't, they are employees he tried not to pay.

He is a bit a celebrity due to his association with Nintendo, it's why 9-volt hangs around him. A celebrity asshole gaining friends isn't unheard of

>>9049330
he seems fun to be around. he reminds me of a good friend i had at school a bit

Which Princess is the real one? The one with short hair or pic related?

>>9052502
Long hair and full dress. The boyish look is just a bonus for a perfect game ala Samus in a bikini.

Though to be fair, she's actually more powerful as a shapeshifting kitty/Mr. Game & Watch.

>>9052502
Long hair was the picture in the newspaper, so that is what she is thought to look like historically

>>9049868
Wario literally has the 'Chad jawline', though I'm not sure if there's a genuine correlation or if the incel communities used Wario as their proof.

>>9049330
I thought they were his employees, but hes a good boss

>>9054581
He doesn't pay 'em. though.

>>9049463
t. Wario
You will NEVER appear in a mainline Mario game ever again

>>9049878
Hey, if Lemmy can make friends and smell like that, why can’t Wario?

>>9049878
I think you've got it all wrong. My second nose is telling me that he actually smells mostly like aftershave, cigars, sweat, whiskey and garlic. I don't peg him for a paint or gasoline huffer.

>>9054581
He introduces them as his friends in the original WarioWare. And he's not a good boss, he doesn't do much work and he tries to not pay them. This actually becomes a plot point in WarioWare: D.I.Y. where half of them leave to make their own company:

>VROOM: Just heard a rumor that Jimmy T. and Mona of Diamond Software used to work at WarioWare, Inc.!
>blobmob: for real? why'd they leave? was there a big fight? lol
>D.I.Why: I heard Wario never did any work! I hear he's up to something now, though…

>>9049330
They're all either kind of shitty themselves or just too stupid to realize they should have a problem with him

>>9049330
People are attracted to charisma.
Anyone who's 'about' their own thing, whatever that is, but also confident and skillful- not subject to peer pressure, those types of people are always very popular.

Compare Milhouse (from the Simpsons) vs. Melonpan.
Melonpan has his haters, but he has his followers too.
In that way it can sorta be likened to the idea of 'setting trends rather than following them', but the fundamental difference between, [let's deconstruct the issue with an analogy] "the Virgin" and "the Chad" archetypes in those image comparisons (and yes I know that setup was originally meant to be satire for laughing at both) is because the Chad isn't ashamed of what he loves. Neither the Virgin or the Chad have basic social skills, and yet the meme format morphed to almost exclusively making fun of the Virgin. Why? Because he hates himself, and the world can smell it, thus he becomes a psychic toilet it's "okay" to shit in.

In contrast, Mario is a sap. Aside from Peach being exhausted by the affections of unwanted suitors, there's a reason Mario didn't get a kiss at the end of Odyssey: Because he's just an orbiter trapped in Peach's gravitational pull (the pull of the black hole she has where her brain should be).
Mario should go "be Mario"; he can't change Peach, but he can still find a dame who loves him for him.

he is a winner.

>>9056405
Mario should go back to Pauline.

>>9059395
Mario knew Pauline was a cheap whore that slept with half her yesmen.

>>9056223
> He introduces them as his friends in the original WarioWare

In WarioWare Gold he calls them "saps who fall for it every time" meaning they'll always do the free job for him. He's likely thinking of them as of friends, too, but it's Wario we're talking about, he'll never miss a chance to use someone for his own gain, even his closest people

>>9055025
>You will NEVER appear in a mainline Mario game ever again

When was another time besides SML2 when he did appear in mainline Mario game?
He was banished into spin-offs immediately after his debut game

>>9049330
By being himself

>>9061449
funny thing is, in the English version Wario is very mean. In the Japanese version he doesn't call them saps or reference how they always fall for his scheme.

>>9061458
64 DS i guess

>>9049878
We canonically no what his shit smells like.

https://sourcegaming.info/2016/09/27/ask-wario-from-wario-land-4s-japanese-website-part-1/

Every mob boss has a crew and a family (aka people who like being around him), it's not mindblowing.

>>9049330
He joined a snitch club. Then painted Mario as a snitch when it was really him the entire time

>>9049330
Because he's an alcoholic and on drugs

That's why his nose is red

https://archive.org/details/WarioWare_Twisted_2005_Nintendo_US
Funny enough in the American WarioWare: Twisted manual, he calls his Game Boy Advance "my only friend"
Probably not part of the original version, though.

>>9063408
Oh right, I keep forgetting this version exists

>>9063861
Wario himself is an unreliable narrator

>>9049330
The real question is which ones does he fuck?

>>9049751
woah based?
never played through that version so I never got to see that.

Money

>>9049751
Was Orbulon originally that small?

>>9049330
By creampieing the lolis.