/vr/ - Retro Games

You will never be a non-zoomer.

>>8978371
once you are free to explore, about 10 minutes into the game.

>>8978371
When you turn the console on

>>8978371
It doesn't.
The point of the game is to fight the controls, not the bosses.

>>8978371
The bosses are really hit or miss. The first few are OK but some later ones are 10/10

>>8978371
When you is learn the english

>>8979251
skill issue

>>8978371
when they release a directors cut with all the unused cut colossi.

>>8979364
Jesus Christ. How horrifying.

>>8979364
this is actually pretty cool

>>8978371
When you stop looking up the boxart online and fucking play the game you zoomer tranny cunt.

>people on 4chan always try to act like they are special counter-culture connoisseurs of everything imaginable
>not like the mindless sheeple!
>/vr/ is just that but even worse because 'new bad', 'fuck off zoomer' blablabla
>still filter'd by SoTC like fucking normalfags who are into Avengers and CoD
This is just embarrassing

>>8978371
never, its a ps2 game

>>8979565
I bet he collects Nintendo OEM screws too because he’s afraid of the supplies running out. Don’t bother reasoning with them

>>8978371
>When is it get

>>8979616
SotC is peak normalfag core.

>>8979739
>core
He says using the most normalfaggot buzzword ever

>>8979739
If normalfags liked this game our world would be a better place. Now fuck off back to /v/ and play Fortnite or whatever you retards enjoy

>>8978371
On PS4

>>8978445
>to explore
Ahhh, yes, the intriguing misteries of a wasteland

>>8979739
You should leave your mom's house more

>>8981092
No... no, he shouldn't. He should stay and rot right where he is, so others won't ever have to suffer through the experience of having to interact with him - or even just smell him. That alone would probably be traumatizing enough for you to go see a shrink for the remainder of the year.

>>8978371
more or less immediately after hitting start

>>8978371
Play an actually good boss rush game like Alien Soldier, not this overrated brown 'n bloom open world 9fps pretentious garbage.

>>8981598
based

>>8979616
>aimlessly ride around a barren wasteland for 5-10 minutes at 15 fps until you eventually find a random giant monster
>jump on it and climb toward it's glowing "stab me here" section while engaging in the exhilarating gameplay of holding down R1 when it shakes until you eventually reach it and stab it and then get thrown off so you can repeat
The absolute peak of game design, normies could never comprehend the brilliance

>>8981598
for me it is contra hard corps

>>8978419
I am way too old for stupid sites like these and think this game is, and was, a snooze-fest. I got like 5 or 6 colossi deep and tapped. It's pretty but the game has input lag to the point of anything being a suggestion and the original game's performance is OSNWAYD, shouldn't have left alpha, tier. And it's boring.

PC port when.

>>8978371
When you do

>>8982508
Shadow of the Colossus is one of the easiest games to play.

Can we all agree that Ico was the better game?

>>8982531
Ico is a timeless masterpiece.

>>8982549
It's a pretentious walking sim.

>>8982549
this, same as sotc. both are gaming events of the first importance

>>8982551
I used to think that until I replayed it recently on a CRT. It holds up like gangbusters.

>>8978371
never, you fell for the meme.