/vr/ - Retro Games

>>8945745
Kill yourself.

>>8945780
I hate that art style. Even their attempt to sexualize it fails for me. Sexualization almost never fails for me.

Yes, I would like to play a game of shufflepuck.

>>8945868

>>8945868
>>8945870
It's pretty amusing how different the various ports looked.

>>8946196
>Longwang

>>8946196
Reminds me of Berserk a lot

>>8945772
seconded
>>8945745
Kill yourself

>>8946196
The board game gets a bit tedious, but it sure has peak 16-colors aesthetic

>>8946504
Cute elf, too

>>8945868

The woman's sprite matches her artwork in >>8945870 pretty well.

>>8945745

>>8945856
It's because they made her ass too bony and pathetic looking.

>>8945745
>6 feet tall
>126 pounds

>>8946954
of course, just look at that waist

old arcade games could get away with a lot

>>8946994
i think this was a hidden character that you needed to unlock before you could see her sprites. and even then you need to be good at the game to see the sprites as the bubbles cover them up

My first cyber-boners ever, Strip Poker on C-64.
Pleasant, although bit surprising/uncomfortable for 10 y/o anon that I was.

>>8946196
What game is this?

>>8947152
Innocent Tour for PC-98. It's a board-game/RPG with three different scenarios.

>>8946994
>>8947000
who she
what game

>>8947985
Gaia.

Pic Related
>>8946196
>Fenrir

But how many of these games were actually fun to play?

>>8948003
whacking my meat was the most fun thing to do from 11-20

>>8948258
But all the other people in the room just felt awkward.

>>8947000
In Magical Drop 3, the source of these animations, she, Avatar of the World, is a standard playable character. Playing as her makes things easier in VS.

Can't you just have a /vr/ coomer general instead of every other thread being a variation?

First ever orgasm I had, which may have been the best one I ever had, was playing a game called “strip ball” I think it was called. I found it burried on an old 386 seemingly sent to my dad through email etc.

It was like a bick breaker type game where you bounce a ball on a paddle and clear the top half of the screen of generic blocks. Under these blocks was an image of a close up of a pussy/ass hole bent over.

I tried a couple times and saw a little bit of the picture, didn’t really realize what it was. So put in top notch effort to clear the screen, a nice hairy pussy emerged and right before I was complete, came in my pants like no tomorrow without even touching dick

Will always remember first orgasm because of it lol

>>8946954
>>8946970
she would look very sick with those numbers
change them or expect the boobs to be deflated bags

>>8947013
I remember this

>>8947000
The tit jiggle is so memed and prolific but good lowd the hips here.

>>8948671
Video games were never for women or the testosterone bereft. Leave.

>>8947902
>three different scenarios
You mean three different scenarii.

her animations and her ending

>>8946892
Wait... she has a false hand that reveals her whip!? I thought she was just carrying it!

>>8948271
Good. The weak must fear the strong. The low T must fear the testosterone enriched.

Played golden axe a year ago, I literally downloaded her sprite sheet and animations and started cooming

>>8946196
>Thor
that R looks like a T.
Those graphics makes me wish I knew a nice H game with that style.

>>8948671
>being a muslim
mega cringe

first nut I ever blew was to my Saturn box of Tomb Raider. Second was to artwork in a magazine of Princess Whatshername from Earthworm Jim.
>>8948671
>I entered a thread I disliked. Now I am mad and it's your fault.

The trophy girls in CTR made me so fucking horny as a kid, I can't believe I didn't turn out a furry because of them.

Virtual Valerie 2

>>8949241
>>8949742
>>8949756
>NEET that faps to low res video games calling others testosterone bereft
>Not a muslim but should a nihilistic NEET that faps to low res video games really be judging other people like that>
>I entered a board I disliked but I'll post my degenerate anime cringe here anyway in multiple threads per day instead of the many boards focused on that stuff

didnt read tranny fuck off

>>8945745
Bikini armor

>>8950302
based

>>8950159
and yet, these threads thrive. Both the community and its moderators keep them around. Perhaps you don't belong. Perhaps you should leave.

>>8946994
i can't even count how many newgrounds flashes i saw this gif in back in the day
don't remember the third eye though

>>8945745
Healing in a bed/inn when your party consists of the hero and the princess.

>>8950312
Yeah normal people can't beat obsessed neet autists sharing their fetishes on the internets 24/7 and the jannies that do it for free, please tell me more news.
Political discussion and tranny bashing always thrive here too until jannies intervene, maybe they should allow that too?

>>8950339
>Muh normalfags
Normalfags are boring shitheels that make their identity as a consumer their only personality trait and are generally ignorant about the world. No one cares what they think.

t. STEMfag grad student that has to deal with normalniggers as a TA

>>8950360
Is that supposed to impress me? I graduated STEM too but 15 years ago.
Wtf are you even doing defending pixelated drawings of 90's fictional girls on the internet on your free time, along with these sweeping generalizations that are supposed to make you an oh so special snowflake compared to the supposed zombies that don't fap to game boy sprites?

Since I never bothered reading the text (or I didn't know yet) when I was kid, I never realized Marian was being killed on the OP until much later. I always assumed they were just kidnapping her like in the first game and then you just find her sleeping on the bad guy's lair.

>>8950935
>Wtf are you even doing defending pixelated drawings of 90's fictional girls on the internet on your free time, along with these sweeping generalizations that are supposed to make you an oh so special snowflake compared to the supposed zombies that don't fap to game boy sprites?
Unlike you, I have hobbies that don't involve getting mad at people having fun. Maybe you should get some instead of raging like a BPD teenage white girl about something you don't like.

>>8950159
nignog

This hit every fetish I didnt know I had yet.

>>8946505
Where her bulge?

>>8945745
Nobody MAKES me have a boner. I have a boner when I damn well please which is in the checkout line at the grocery store, every time.

>>8950159
Yet he still got pussy and raised a kid to have heterosexual intercourse and have their own son.

>>8946505
>>8946196
is there a cg set available for this? couldn't find anything

>>8951389
No bulge for you. Tbf, there were only a handful of games featuring futanari among the sea of PC-98 eroge. If you like girls with peepees, check Seiyoku Gakuen Seraphita. It delivers.

>>8953104
Yep, there are two CG sets on e-hentai, just search for Innocent Tour. First part is ripped graphics, second part looks like a walkthrough made of screenshots.

>>8945868
Imagine her telekinetically touching you.

>>8946196
For me it's

Did you let her off, officer?

>>8956259
and to think she was always wearing those clothes in public, so everyone could see her butt.

>>8945745
>made you have a boner
You speak like a preop tranny.

>>8956259
Thats an actual fat butt too. Some real love went into that model.

A bit tame compared to others but i thought it was hot.

Whoever did character design for Breath of Fire 2 deserves a medal.

>>8945745

>>8946908
For me, it's the overly glossy skin. I don't like oily/jelly butts, it's kinda gross, like it's all lard or something.

>>8946954
this.
with those funbags, you'd need to add at least 10 lbs to make 6' tall plausible with that figure.

>>8958404
>be a gamer
>don't understand how women work
many such cases

i remember my dad bringing this home.
yup, that cover got my attention.

>>8958416
dude, funbags are heavy.
if she's 6' and 126 lbs w those funbags, the rest of her would have to be a stick figure.
like i wrote, add 10 lbs and at least you enter the realm of plausibility.

CERO didn't get its start until 2002 so that's why the Japanese retro imports have so much fanservice.

This character though. I was 7 when the game came out but even then it got me starting to think of the naked female form.

>>8956259
>>8956663
>Actually ass crack geometry on PS1

Based.

Heavy Metal Fakk2 while having a pretty girl, came on a demo disk with bikini model pinups.

>>8959730
6 foot 1 and worth the climb

>>8950951
never knew that

>>8961130
It's much more obvious in the arcade version, when it starts just like in the first game, but it shows Machine Gun Willy gunning Marian just before Billy and Jimmy leave the garage.

>>8950319
Literally her eyes are up there lol.

>>8959671
CERO ruined everything, and are unironicaly worse then the ESRB, and maybe even PEGI at this point.

>>8960176
Same, based taste

>>8945745

>>8961183
Me, in the upper right, out with the guys.

>>8960176
>>8962712
nakadashi

>>8963850
>Be right back, ma! Me and the boys are going to murder some chick in cold blood just to make her two boyfriends mad at us.

>>8946196
>merkabah
That looks like a dick

This awakened my monster fetish before La Blue Girl did.

Deis waking up nude and beating the shit out of Garr.

I jerked of to the sorceress from Gauntlet Dark Legacy once as a kid. Like, not playing it at home. The artwork on the side of the cabinet in the arcade at my mall. I just wedged between the cabinets while facing the artwork, put my hands down my shorts, and rubbed one out right there. I was a weird kid.

>>8966094
Holy fucking based. Post more of her

She had huge tits and you could bounce on them

>plays the videogame star gladiator for first time.
> chooses the character "june" because is the only female character.
> got a boner when discovers that june is a thong-wearing female character.

For me it was Sonya Blade, especially Kerri Hoskins portrayal of her in MK3 (although Elizabethe Malecki was boner inducing as well). It made it all the better when I discovered Playboy pictures of her on my broadband connection in 2007. 11 year old me was cranking it to that shit on the daily.


>>8960176
>>8962712
>>8963882
>>8966763
Men of high culture right here.

I remember pausing during Chun-Li's hurricane kick multiple times as a kid.

>>8955586
With skin that luminescent, she was practically radioactive!!!

>>8967680
I never gave a shit about Sonya (Malecki didn't do anything for me at all), not even Bridgette Wilson, but I fell in love with Kerri Hoskins when the covered her in the MK3 official book, with nice splashes of her kicking and looking cute. and yes, then I discovered her Playboy work. It was a great era...

>>8967764
You and me both, anon.

>>8966060
>We are western designers
>And it is our core ethos that we RUIN any face we find
>Uncanny valley? Stop making up terms and fuck off!!
>Also, CHEEKBONES YOU CAN SEE FROM SPACE
>CHEEKBONES GODDAMMIT

>>8968460
That pic doesn't look bad, you should stop thinking in plastic korea faces

>>8968486

>>8964508

>>8956259
>>8956663
Reminder that she canonically fucks the cute femboy.

>>8957738

>>8968910
>tfw can't look at -8 porn the same way ever since he admitted to being an actual pedo
Still hurts, bros.

>>8969426
You're an idiot for misreading what he said, and a greater idiot for spreading it around haphazardly like this.
Don't ask me to elaborate, you're the one who putzed up.

>>8969840
Whatever helps you cope man.

I dunno if its boner worthy, but Shodan was always attractive to me when I saw her face in the ads in PC gaming magazines.

>>8968460
autism

>>8967764
> pausing during Chun-Li's hurricane kick
honorable mentions to standing HK (far version) and crouching HK or MK. Also when she gets swept.

>>8945745
So did she just want some toad dick or what

>>8963813
true

>>8970393
You would think a fighter would be in better shape. No wonder she lost.

>>8969476
What game is this from? It was so hot I used it for an erotica short story cover, hope I don't get sued).

>>8946196
>Fenrir
You just know

>>8970639
KoF 2002 I think. That's Mai Shiranui. Those sexy curves can't lie.

>>8970732
Nice.

>>8970710
Don't forget Tuan mac Cairill. I'm pretty sure that's a dog as well

>>8961292
gruntilda had it going on

>>8970732
Every part of Mai is hot as fuck

>>8971752
>glimpse of pubic hair
That can't be official.
(I never played KOF)

>>8947998
This was the first game where I stayed up all night playing it on a old ass MAME setup desperately playing that jankass pachinko just to see the anime titties

>>8971884
It is
That's from KOF XIII

>>8971884
a thong innit?

>>8971884
that's not pubic hair

>>8972191
>>8972270
I'm going to keep pretending it is.

>>8970429
what do you mean?

>>8971884
she obviously shaves anon

>>8971752
maybe im spoiled by too much real tits but unnatural jiggles (DoA, KoF, soul calibur, etc) are unattractive to me


coomer images do nothing to me as 70%+ are not anatomically correct or are literally defying gravity

fake and gay

>>8972370
hes implying she has a fat ass

>>8945745
SC's model viewer was a very nice addition.

>>8972374
>spoiled by too much real tits
Nice LARP. I have a GF with decent knockers and they're good fun but only make exaggerated cartoon tits more fun on my own time. If you see a lot of real tits you don't care as much about how realistic the ones in video games are.

>>8952065
>ultra tight
nice

>>8972370
Her ass is fat ya pinhead

>>8948258
>11-20
I'm still "whacking my meat" to sexy games at 36 around three to four times a day.

>>8970393
Now that's a dumper

>>8970208
Did you seriously not get the entire point of the plot?

>>8964627
her butt game me a lot of boners

>>8945881
I played that version on the top right! It was fucking impossible. I did love the characters though

>>8950319
The newgrounds ones removed the third eye and changed the colors. I saw that damn bouncy gif every day for years

>>8972374
>maybe im spoiled by too much real tits but unnatural jiggles (DoA, KoF, soul calibur, etc) are unattractive to me
Me too, honestly.

>>8966060
My first wank was to one of these ads. It was the one with the blonde in the leather booty shorts with the beads in her hair

in fighting videogames the fanservice character is always the best character.

>>8973993
Is this Evil Zone?

>>8973695
Do you mean this one?

>>8972363
honestly? based. it would be lovely if it was pubic hair

>>8973993
Game?

>>8974017
>>8975256
critical blow

>>8969981
Your go to response to any disagreement.

>>8963778

>>8975451
kek

>>8974017
>>8975256
Game name is critical blow. It was one of those many japan-only videogames(wich is a shame, because the game actually is good).

>>8971884
>expecting official SNK pubic hair
You want the Fatal Fury movie for that

>>8975984
>the exposed areola
>the fucking shading in the shape of spiky pubes
How the fuck did they get away with it?

>>8975240
Hotter at low hp

>>8972901
That's sad.

>>8945745
Marina removing her top at the end of Bust-a-Move 99 was among my earliest boners, and it was so important for me that I'm getting hard just thinking about her right now

>>8976296
isnt it crazy how much porn destroys your brain?

the mere thought of a 1mm pixel boob was all it took, now you probably need 10+ tabs

I've jerked off to way less.

ff8 shiva

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RqkaBNoGYI

>>8976426
that ass

>>8976313
>the mere thought of a 1mm pixel boob was all it took
And somehow you think this is normal and healthy

>>8956259
Me, my best friend, and my neighbor all had this game specifically to jerk off to Ihadulca's 3rd costume.

>>8976484
more normal and healthy than
>IS THAT A PIECE OF SKIN THAT WOMAN HASN'T COVERED?!, SOMEONE SHIELD MY EYES, OH THE WORLD IS FALLING APART

>>8975991
Because Masami Obari is the fucking GOAT when it comes to putting pure sex goddesses in his work. Also, I'm sure you only see this for, like, a single frame.

>>8976313
>guy reminsces about his first tittilation induced boner
>"PORN HAS DESTROYED YOU!"
This is literally no different from getting hard thinking about the first time you noticed your first crush's cleavage.

>>8976685
Your point and unlimited porn everywhere are two points of the extreme; both should be avoided.
Retro games did it quite well.

Civ 2 spy

>>8976685
Literally chose the wrong strawman to use

This game was loaded with sex appeal. Cornet's voice gave 5th grade me the biggest boner

>>8977625
And what's crazy is that, this was released in the States during a time where they would have been labeled a "girl's game" due to all the female characters.

>>8977937
Have some contemporary commentary.

>>8978005

>>8978007

>>8951338
Helpless kidnapped girls. My dick
Remi himekawa from true love pc98 comes to mind

She made me feel things.

>>8964678
Amazing butt

>>8978012
Honestly a very fair and understandable review from PSM, who you think would have raked it over the coals considering they're the magazine that started having a Swimsuit issue the issue prior to this and did a "dude what if naked Tomb Raider" April Fool's prank the same year.

>>8978012
>>8978007
>>8978005
>>8977937
>>8977625

>>8978005
>sound 2.5
I still have the fight music in my head to this day, despite it being well over a decade since I last played. I call bullshit. My biggest gripe is how easy it is to get lost in dungeons since various screens look identical to each other.

>>8961292
>best ending is the game over

>>8976296
too bad marina did not returned in bust a move 4

>>8976712
mustve hit a nerve
porn destroys your drive and libido
why do you think its free? readily available? why do you think that during times of war its broadcast on every single one of the enemies channels

>>8977625
>>8977937
>>8978005
>>8978007
>>8978012
>>8978050
>>8978061
I love the legs Nomura gives on his characters

>>8945745
the source of my tentacle fetish
the psp rerelease added even lewder sucking/squirting sounds

>>8978061
>>8979586
The biggest surprise to me is so far in all the magazine previews and reviews I've scoured, no art of Majorly was used. You'd think Lady Tits-Out would be plastered everywhere because 90s advertising.

>>8979790

>>8979586
>>8978061
Such full meat filled legs I love them too

>>8956259
Never even made it into the game without getting hard

>>8956259
>>8980172
It's such a shame the game was censored, it didn't deserved it as the changes were 4kids levels of retarded
>attack and defense buttons were swapped
>game has cases of horrible rushed localization
>voice actors are heard with an uneven muffled quality coupled with cutscenes stopping and continuing only after the character finished the line
>kiss in the dark was replaced by an unnamed instrumental track
>erel theme was replaced with sounds similar to the eng.intro theme
>characters ages were changed like setsuna going from 14 to 21, their voices were made to sound deeper in the dub like setsuna and keiya, ihadulca originally had a calm voice was made to sound like an ancient old witch in the dub, she also had her monologue removed
>the narrator of the story is also alty's narrator and master, however in the dub it's paul eiding who voices gally and all the other narrators, leading to confusion
>the japanese version has characters promoting what seem to be local tournaments or asking questions to the company, makes sense this was removed
>danzaiver had his own narrator, in the dub it's paul eiding
>keiya japanese folklore elements like the shinigami masks in his beginning story image were made blurrier and covered
>keiya preview title seal position was turned horizontally
>keiya who slightly changes his voice pitch when disguised as a guru consultant in the original, uses the same tone in the dub
>examples like kakurine using her true voice to say that she will kill keiya in the original, but dub she uses the childlike tone
>lie's unique foggy new program image was replaced with the set of bricks of the other shots
>at the end shahal takes over linedwell and says daybreaker and repledge, in the dub its still linedwell
>the battle mode ending was replaced with Ihadulca sleeping
>congratulation scene was slightly changed, originally danzaiver said a swear beep world and gets more in a conflict with erel, gally getting slapped was removed as well

Legend of Dragoon, Shana's dragoon transformation

>>8980298
Yeah man those things gave me the hugest boners as a kid.

>>8980298
i got a boner from not reading all that

Her dress is see through so you can see her areolas. Kid me had his mind blown this was in a T rated game

Wasn't there an actual, hardcore hentai 3D game on either the PS1 or Sega Saturn? I recall seeing .webms of it posted here, had an aesthetic vaguely similar to Mega Man Legends.

>>8946196
>Fenrir
Damn

>>8945745

>>8968953
Based as fuck.

>>8954254
underrated joke right here.

>>8980298
Even with all of that butchering, it was the most "anime" game I had until more overtly Japanese JRPGs started coming out.

>>8981207
Fear Effect, maybe?
https://youtu.be/Mfbsz_o8VTQ

I think there's a very heavily implied sex scene at some point.

>>8978005
>I really wonder who this is supposed to appela to, since it's so girly.
>I don't see a Final Fantasy fan picking this one up.

>>8980298
still the worst censor was that they censored erel butt

>>8982707
It was a different era.

Are there any fan translations for the Japanese version of Evil Zone?

>>8945745
Duke Nukem 3d strippers were a big one for sure.
Loved the combination of gritty and carnal atmosphere that Duke Nukem 3d had.

>>8945745

>>8975240
red lotus from ian livingstone deathtrap dungeon is by far one of the most sexy female characters ever created in videogames: if she is in front her suit lets you see her nipples, and if she is back you can see her butt.

>>8984471
Yep, I remember this ad.
So much to potentially jack off to if I already didn't have Playboy and Cinemax.

>>8984471

>all these people jerking off to playboy and boring 2x4 stick women pinups from the 80's
God damn it must have been miserable growing up back then. Games couldn't give me a boner until I saw the Soul Calibur jiggle physics.

>>8983418
I wish I could remember what I thought while playing this back then. I remember it being fun, and trying to emulate the fluid movement of a ballerina but idk if staring at her butt was a big deal or not. It certainly was with Jill on the GameCube re.

>>8963813
<this but the original Orchid, not the ki2 one where some nigger programmer made all the females look like Janet Jackson

I remember dating a girl that had the same hair(as ki 1 orchid) and massive double F titties,, skinny too... fuck I blew so many loads into her tight wet pussy pretending it was orchid...

Now I'm an old man..those days are gone :(

>>8984819
based hugo

>>8968460
Seriously though, why did so many western artists draw female characters with such prominent cheekbones and man jaws in the latter part of 20th century? It wasn’t just with video games either; it was already common in comic books since at least the 70’s, even in those French heavy metal comics that otherwise had really great visuals. Were they afraid the finished product would look too girly if the women actually looked feminine?

>>8984854

>>8985305
Why is her head so tiny?

>>8984547
She’s hotter at low hp

>>8984854
Everytime I see this ad, I always think the guy on the background looks like Patric Batesman.

>>8985467
Because a smaller head on a muscular body is aesthetically pleasing. Just ask glorious nippon.

>>8960176
For me its Roll, and i was 10. Lol.

>>8975165
Yup that's the one. I remember her ass looking way bigger at the time.

>>8986042
Good vidya could have prevented Bateman from being a murderer. He could be a narcissistic perfectionist jealous of everyone else... on some vidya leaderboard somewhere.

>>8986695

>>8986216
it's because you were holding the magazine 1 inch from your eyeball at the time

>>8957738
I mean, it is a Capcom game
they pretty much are unmatched for character design

>>8949241
you having a porn addiction is not the same as having appropriate test levels LMFAO
actual retard

>>8949742
at least he's not faithless

>>8949756
it is your fault, people that post porn (whether that's hard or soft) need to fix their relationship with their parents

>>8986120

Why football?
I'd say a team of this stature would be more suitable for basketball.

>>8987001
Why basketball? Why not just have small heads for nothing?

My first waifu

>>8987190

This is some Junji Ito shit right there, Jeez

>8986970
4/10

>>8986970
they need to fix their relationships with their own ballsacks

wasting your hormones by nutting on the ground, many such cases, SAD!

>>8987190
aaaaaand the award for weirdest boner goes to..!

>>8977625
Why did they make Myao so short here?

Also, Marl Kingdom is possibly my favorite series of all time. It's a shame only the first one has been translated.

>>8987001
What you're seeing is what happens when an artist does a comic about young boys playing sports for so long that, when it's time for the characters to grow up, they keep the same heads, but just make them longer.

>>8946196
>Fenrir
How did they know?

>>8986036
any pic of that?

>>8975240
Very nice.

>>8963778
>dad walks in
>doesn't comment anything he know i can't control what i see
>mom walks in
>get scolded

my sexuality peaked as a teenager now i feel nothing

>>8989957
This ad and the Doom 64 cover is what made my mom cancel my GamePro subscription as a kid.

>>8992031
Jerk off less often (2-3 times a week)
Don't jerk off to porn. Look at either static pictures of attractive women that are sexual but not agressively so. Either that or get a gf/wife if you don't already have one.
Eat a lot of eggs and spinach (they facilitate testosterone production). Eat healthy in general.
Get a lot of sunshine and walk around/run/exercise on a regular basis (30 minutes at least)
Find something you love doing and do it often and for long periods of time so that you are beat at the end of the day.

>>8992296
Meant to post this picture to fut the theme pf the thread

Not the best view of that mermaid in the corner, but more than enough to get my attention as a kid.

>>8992031
for me its the opposite somehow

>>8992031
>>8993006
My sexuality peaked as a teenager and 'm actually have the same rythm