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>Super Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time, universally considered the greatest games ever made and more fondly remembered than anything on PS1
>Star Fox 64 and Sin & Punishment, the two best 3D rail-shooters that are vastly superior to the shitty and repetitive muh cinematic movie game Panzer Dragoon
>One of its only JRPGs, Paper Mario, has more engaging gameplay and deeper customization mechanics than any on PS1, completely mogging it at the only genre it has
>The best console roguelike, Shiren 2. A proper roguelike too, unlike the braindead babby-tier Baroque which is loved by people who never played it
>So much multiplayer kino that sad lonely JRPG virgins will never understand: Mario Kart, Mario Party, Smash Bros., Pokemon Stadium minigames, the list goes on
>The most graphically impressive game of the generation, Conker's Bad Fur Day
>Two Castlevania games that are better than Symphony of the Shite, the worst game ever that kill Castlekino for decades
>A completely new Doom game and the best console versions of Quake and Duke Nukem
>A ton of unique and creative games like Majora's Mask, Pokemon Snap, Animal Crossing, Doshin the Giant, Hybrid Heaven
>Puzzle games like Dr. Mario 64, Wetrix, Tetrisphere that don't get any attention on /vr/ for not pandering to pedophiles like Puyo and Money Puzzle Exchanger
N64 is by far the best console of the fifth gen and it's not even funny. Preferring the PS1 is honestly a mental illness at this point.

>> No.8926626

Console wars are gay. People who like games just play the best games on every system.

>> No.8926635

>>8926621
ah yes
>blurry mess
>low res
>shitty sound quality
>single digit fps
>shitty joystick
>puke textures
>no good racing game
>no lightgun game
>mario, zelda, the list goes on
saturn and ps are better, sorry but thats how it is

>> No.8926637

>>8926621
console wars are for poorfags

>> No.8926639
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8926639

>>8926621
and the vibiest game of all time

>> No.8926649
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8926649

>>8926621
>the best console versions of Quake and Duke Nukem
wrong

>> No.8926665

>>8926626
It's Australia-kun. Some kid with an N64 in grade school gave him a swirly.

>> No.8926670

>>8926621
>>8926635
Samefag

>> No.8927149

>>8926635
Based Dreamcast-loving, PS2-bashing anon.

>> No.8927161

>>8926626
This. Its honestly pathetic considering how the library of every retro game console is easily accessible.

>> No.8927168

>>8926649
>Sega-fucking-Shiturn
>best version of anything
MY FUCKING SIDES

>> No.8927240

So glad I got a PS1 after SNES

>> No.8927251

>>8926635
>cares more about the specs than the games
>on 26 year old hardware to boot
zoom zoom

>> No.8927258

>>8926635
>no good racing game
Factually wrong.

>no lightgun game
And nothing of value was lost.

>> No.8927267

Zelda fans think EVERY game is the best game ever made, their opinion doesn't matter a lot. I'm convinced they got brain problems after sending death threats to critics who don't give Zelda games perfect scores and after seeing how fucking blind they are to literally any other game that exists. They really need to play more stuff.

>> No.8927270

Has OP actually played any N64 games or has he just gone for the most obvious first party titles?

>> No.8927275

The only reason Mario 64 and OOT are remembered fondly is because people were so impressed that the developers managed to get those games to run on the shit hardware.

PSX has a huge list of developers who managed to use the console's limitations to great artistic effect. I can't even think of a single N64 game that comes close to anything resembling art.

>> No.8927340

>>8926621
Also a ton of great arcade, sim and fun racing games

>> No.8927360

It geniunely amazes me how rent free this console lives on people's mind.

>> No.8927368
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8927368

>>8926621
>N64 is by far the best console of the fifth gen

>> No.8927371

>>8927168
yes, saturn duke is better, you can actually see something (its not a blurry foggy mess like the n64 duke) and has good fps (unlike the ps1 duke)
>muh but but multiplayr on the nostalgiafag64
saturn duke has online multiplayer, go shitpost somewhere else

>> No.8927379

>>8927149
ps2 and n64 are the worst when it comes to blurines

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8927385

>>8927251
>cares more about the specs than the games
but anon, the n64 has no games

>> No.8927395

>>8927258
>Factually wrong.
factually true, name one good racing game, I'll wait.
>muh mario krap 64
I said good racing games.
also no analogue triggers for racing games is pretty cringe
>And nothing of value was lost.
ok you stay mad while I play virtua cop 2 on my sega satan

>> No.8927398

>>8927368
this

>> No.8927402

Extreme cope, N64 was the biggest failure of nintendo ending its gaming reign.

Zelda OOT is the most overrated game, not even the best Zelda game. It was the first 3d zelda and most millenials first zelda, look at reviews of the oot 3ds remake, it's nothing more than a good adventure game but with many flaws.

Mario 64 was a great game but again baby's firs 3d mario.

Rest of n64 library is a joke.

There's a reason ps1 outsold n64, 100 mil to 35 mil. People saw how hard n64 sucked.

Anyway, sucks for op who still has a trauma because ps1 destroyed his childhood. But keep coping op, we all need to laugh in these times

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8927414

>>8926649
Beyond delusional.

>> No.8927420

>>8926621
This is your brain on NintenCope

>> No.8927425

>>8927368
dam nigga clean your shit

>> No.8927428

>>8926626
/thread

>> No.8927437

>>8926665
i'm sure there's also a brazilian/pajeet shitposting on every n64.

>> No.8927450
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8927450

>mfw I was an idort back in the 90s while most of the shitposters here weren't even born yet and extrapolate their soulless modern console wars from /v/ onto /vr/, LARPing as having been alive back then
Feels good bros.
And for those who were actually there back in the 90s and weren't idorts.... poor souls, may God have mercy on you.

>> No.8927460

>>8927414
>Beyond delusional.
>shows emulation.
beyond retarded

>> No.8927465

>>8927450
>soul
comment discarded

>> No.8927468
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8927468

>>8927460
That's not emulation and even if it was it wouldn't change the gameplay.

>> No.8927470

>>8927414
https://youtu.be/NdFYr7azsc8
saturn>n64

>> No.8927472

>>8927470
damn this looks pretty great, might play it now on my 64.

>> No.8927473

>>8927468
i think it looks and plays fine, much better than the blurry64 version.
I still think thats emulated

>> No.8927474

>>8927450
>mfw I was an idort back in the 90s
Same. I had my PS1 CDs on the same shelf as my N64 games that were in blockbuster style plastic cases and I used a label maker to put the title on the side. These days trying to console war is even gayer since everything is easily accessible for free.

>> No.8927478

>>8927465
t. soulless /v/ drone consumed by marketing "console wars" schemes created by americans

>> No.8927480
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8927480

>>8927472
>great
wtf is wrong with n64 fags

>> No.8927481

There really should be a /nt/ - Nintendo board. The only bad part is when discussing a Nintendo console game I'd have to go to a board of pure faggotry.

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>>8927473
It plays like a shitty total conversion, because it is. The N64 version at least plays like the original PC game.
>I still think thats emulated
Wrong.

>> No.8927484

>>8927414
>>8927468
thx for the webms btw

>> No.8927485

>>8927480
>yt screenshot

>> No.8927497

>>8927450
Go away, boring fence-shitter, we have brands and corporations to fight for. We take this hobby very seriously unlike (You), who claims to "like everything" but has nothing insightful or worthwhile to contribute beyond "LOOK AT ME! I WAS AN IDORT! I'M BETTER THAN YOU!"

>> No.8927501

>>8927481
The only thing worse than die-hard Nintendo fanboys is the die-hard Nintendo haters.
A Nintendo board wouldn't work because it would be an even split of fans and haters. Just imagine all the cancerous memes that would emanate from a board like that.
Nah, the real solution would have been to make a /v2k/ board, so younger people would get their own childhood board and they'd be able to go make their console wars there. Old /vr/ made fun of console warriors, since old /vr/ was mostly older dudes... most of them left with the rule change, though.

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>>8927482
>it plays like shit
no, it plays fine, stop being an autist, I've played both version, pc and saturn, and the saturn is great.
also wouldn't want to play with
<that

>> No.8927507

>>8927497
This. Idorts are fucking stupid
>lol I like video games! look at me I own everything!
Fucking idiots.

>> No.8927512

>>8927485
>copium kicking in

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8927524

>>8927503
>no, it plays fine
It doesn't play like the original game.

>> No.8927531

You have to be at an alternate reality level of contrarianism to believe Castlevania 64 is a good game. I can understand not liking SotN even if I think it’s great, but defending 64 is just doing it for the sake of contrarianism.

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8927532

>>8927497
Arguing for the sake of arguing is stupid. I miss when /vr/ was new and everyone just talked about all the things they enjoyed and we had artwork and developer interviews and beta content discussions. This board used to have love.

>> No.8927534

>>8927368
How hard do you autists grip your controls? I have the same controls for my n64 since release and have yet to need a new controller.

>> No.8927545

>>8927531
What’s wrong with it? Explain yourself, its certainly better than the first castlevania.

>> No.8927547

Unfortunately you just covered about the entire N64 library

>> No.8927548

>>8927531
It has its positives and its negatives. I personally think the positives outweigh the negatives. Learning how to dodge attacks (jump+tilt in the direction you want to jump) really made the combat a lot better, but it's a kind of hidden mechanic.
The grab-ledging mechanic also takes some time to get used to. In general the platforming is not very solid, but hey, the same can be said for the other 3D Castlevanias.
On the other hand I really enjoy the atmosphere, the way the game has actual vampires as enemies other than Dracula, and the Villa level is genuinely great. It's just not a consistently great game but overall I like it.
It also received mostly positive reviews at release, it was afterwards that it started getting hate, when people got used to more advanced 3D games and started loathing any old 3D game that isn't Mario 64, OOT or MGS.

>> No.8927552

>>8927532
I think the anon you are replying to was being ironic. At least I sure hope so.
And yeah early /vr/ was pretty good. There was still a lot of arguments but they were not console war-fueled. Everything turned to shit around 2016-ish, then the rule change sentences the board to death.

>> No.8927573

>>8927524
and? idk whats ur point, still plays fine, lobotomy sft did a great job with the saturn duke port (and the others)

>> No.8927586

>>8927532
then go back to redit if you can't handle mean words

>> No.8927590

>>8927545
It’s certainly not utter shit, it doesn’t reach DMC2 levels but it’s not exactly good either. It’s boring and ugly, if it didn’t have the Castlevania name attached no one would think much of it. The platforming is horrible and the camera doesn’t do too much to help either, although this is a bit expected of early 3D jank. The combat on the other side it’s the blandest shit ever, has none of the challenge or interesting encounters the other games have, I don’t know what NES Castlevania you played if you think this was somehow better. The game as a whole feels rushed, and it probably was given how quickly they released the director’s cut. In the end it’s just another bargain bin 3D platformer but with a popular brand attached to it.

>> No.8927592

>>8927586
It's not the mean words, it's the empty words.

>> No.8927594

>>8927586
>low IQ poorfag-coping console warring shit
>mean
Not that anon, but lol, you have a very funny concept of being mean

>> No.8927608

>>8927470
>no music
what were they thinking?

>> No.8927621

>>8927592
>>8927594
nice cope, that said, go back

>> No.8927626

>>8927608
n64bros.... we lost...
https://youtu.be/vQC33xFnXZk

>> No.8927638

>>8926621
I-is that a thread complaining about the price of collecting?
Is that a hardware vs emulation thread??
IS... IS THAT A FUCKING CONSOLE WAR THREAD FOR SYSTEMS THAT WERE ON THE MARKET BEFORE I WAS EVEN CONCEIVED IN MY DAD'S BALLSACK?????
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ITS MY FAVORITE BOARD FOR DISCUSSING MY RETRO NEEEEEEEDSDSSSS OOOOOOH FUUUUUCK YEEEEEEES I LOVE BEING SURROUNDED BY 12 YEAR OLD FAGGOTS AND WHO DON'T KNOW JACK SHITT OH FUCCCCKK THANK YOU SO MUCH JANNIES FOR IMPROVING THIS BOARD IT IS SOOOOOOO FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH FUCK I'M CUMMING AGAIN OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCCCCKK OFOH OHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH UGH UGHGUIGHGUGHGUGHGUJGGHUGHGUHAIUHGOHEIGUH OH GOD JANNY FUCK ME HARDER UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>> No.8927687

>>8927638
Underrated

>> No.8927696

>>8926621
>Paper Mario, has more engaging gameplay
YOOOOO YOU PRESS A AGAIN WHEN THE THING HAPPENS SO REVOLUTIONARY!!!

>> No.8927715

>>8927638
is this op in full damaged control?

>> No.8927924

>>8927368
>imagine not knowing how to take care of your console let alone your controller

>> No.8927931

>>8927924
>MUH JUST DONT USE THE JOYSTICK THEN

>> No.8928003

>>8927501
I don't hate Nintendo, I'm neutral to them. The fanbase should be holocausted.

>> No.8928063

>>8927275
>I can't even think of a single N64 game that comes close to anything resembling art.
That's cuz they're games, not movies

>> No.8928091

>>8927501
but nintnedo is gay

>> No.8928095

>>8928063
>not movies
shenmue feels like a movie tho, and is a work of art

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8928229

>>8926639
I was always salivating over Wave Race 69 water.
All I got was Rapid Racer which was fine too.

>> No.8928241

>>8928095
sailors?

>> No.8929486

>>8927240
You just admitted to being gay

>> No.8929491

>>8929486
nice necro,retard

>> No.8929494
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8929494

>>8926621
>N64 is the best
I agree, I never understood why people are often arguing that the PS1 was better. The N64 was fantastic for single-player and had much better multiplayer games for up to 4 players. Seriously that was the most important part, being able to play with 3 other friends properly and still is today imo. There are few exclusive PS1 games worth emulating, they didn't pass the test of time compared to a lot of the N64. Mario Kart, Mario Party 1-3 and Smash are still very fun today and worth playing with friends. In some regards they are often better than their successors. Same goes for a lot of the single player games.
Look at the interest in emulation, it's mainly about Nintendo titles. The only exception was FFVII and the hype for that rather mediocre game died in the late 2000s and is completely dead by now. The reputation was based on a few very well made cutscenes, not on a good game anyway.

>> No.8929591

>>8929494
>why people are often arguing that the PS1 was better.
because the n64 has no games, and that>>8926635

>> No.8929592 [DELETED] 

what a shit board

>> No.8929601

>>8929592
We know

>> No.8929649

>>8929592
what a bad cope

>> No.8929658

>>8926626
Yeah it's not like we are kids who are stuck with 1 console per gen

>> No.8929678 [DELETED] 

>>8929649
Lol cope? I grew up with an N64 then got a PS2 but even fucking stevie wonder can see that PS1 shits rubies and diamonds on N64. Fuck N64 isn’t even as good a library as SNES.

>they didn't pass the test of time compared to a lot of the N64. Mario Kart, Mario Party 1-3 and Smash are still very fun today

LOL have you people even played Mario Kart 64 lately? It’s fucking awful and it was one of the first console games I ever owned so you’d think I’d be nostalgia biased to it but even I can see as a grown adult what a piece of shit it is. Rendered absolutelty useless by the newer Mario Karts that game after especially Wii and 8D.

Mario party 2/3 is the only point I award that faggot because the old ones were better in that case.

Finally, smash 1 is dogshit and is ass in a can compared to Melee. So no they aren’t still “Fun Today”

PS1, PS2, and SNES are the top 3 libraries of all time cope seethe and dial 8 faggots

>> No.8929684

Saturn was and is the greatest console ever made

It super charged the import scene.

>> No.8929687 [DELETED] 

>>8929658
By 2006 you could emulate Ps1/N64 on a potato, you’re just a subhuman faggot that wants to consolewar instead of actually enjoy games. But in any such case Ps1 dumpstered N64 and Ps2 also ass-raped GameCube so nobody cares that 20 beta-male critics thought OOT was the second coming of jesus when PS1 had way better shit

>> No.8929689

>>8929494
Keep coping, N64 was a failure and lost. PS1 destroyed your childhood. Atleast you can play the superior PS1 library now.

>> No.8929692

>>8929678
Indeed.

Objectively would put PS2 > PS1 > SNES

N64 wouldn't even enter the top 10

>> No.8929697 [DELETED] 

>>8929494
>The only exception was FFVII and the hype for that rather mediocre game died in the late 2000s and is completely dead by now.
LOOOL

>> No.8929706

>>8929678
dude, I hate the n64, why are you sperging out on me.
but I would put the dc in top 1, because of the amount of good games, 60fps and vga

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>>8929591
>>8929689
So what are the PS1 games seriously worth playing today? I don't hate the console btw, I only remember reading about Panzer Dragoon on a thread some time ago.

>>8929678
I agree about Melee being a clear improvement but the N64 Smash is still fun to play and I very much prefer it over Brawl/Wii U/Ultimate.

>>8929697
No one really cares about the FVII remake, the future is now old man. They should have striked when the Iron was hot and that was in the following years of the E3 2005 tech demo.

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8929987

>>8929953
panzer dragoon is a saturn game.

>> No.8930008

>>8929953
Is putting the controller down to watch cutscenes and dialogue or hold the analog stick forward to travel from A to B really what an adventure is like?

>> No.8930023

>>8929953
>So what are the PS1 games seriously worth playing today?

Off the top of my head:

>Spyro 1 (better than the remake)
>Abe's Oddysee and Exodus (better than the remake)
>Metal Gear Solid
>Silent Hill
>Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver

I was a poorfag and I didn't give a shit about JRPGs so there's probably a lot more.

>> No.8930864

N64 had terrible Japanese third-party support. Besides Nintendo themselves, I think only Konami, Hudson and Treasure gave a shit about developing for the thing. That makes it objectively one of the worst retro consoles.

>inb4 weeb
Japs made the best games back in the day, deal with it.

>> No.8930890

>>8929953
>So what are the PS1 games seriously worth playing today

It's funny seeing tendies say this in complete earnest. The thing about the PS1 is that the library is so vast that picking out a few handpicked games which are still "worth playing" is completely mindless. There's too much too count and different selection for different tastes. Every genre is represented on the console, unlike the N64.

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8932212

>>8929953
So what are the PS1 games seriously worth playing today? I don't hate the console btw, I only remember reading about Panzer Dragoon on a thread some time ago

Symphony Of The Night and that's about it.

>> No.8932253

>>8930890
nigge

>> No.8932257

>>8932212
SotN, MGS, the list goes on...

>> No.8932273

>>8932257

> Lists one (1) other game

Can't make this shit up, folks

>> No.8932661

>>8926621
>Symphony, a 2D game lifting a lot of things from the 16-bit Castlevania games killed Castlevania
>But not 64, 3D games that had nothing to do with the series

>> No.8932725

>>8926621
I play the good games regardless the platform.
/thread

>> No.8932964

>>8926639
What does "vibiest"mean?

>> No.8933007

>>8926621
>>Two Castlevania games that are better than Symphony of the Shite, the worst game ever that kill Castlekino for decades
kek

>> No.8933013

>>8926621
how come n64 fans are always starting console wars? I think it's time we start pointing out how bad the console really is. It should stop them from running their mouth.

>The controller self destructs after months of use.
>The library is the smallest of the generation (less than 300 in the US, less than 400 in total
>The library is 60% forgettable racing games
>Games have the worst performance of the generation
>The visuals are also horrible, worse than the weaker PlayStation by a significant margin despite being 3 times weaker
>heaps of low effort pokemon shovelware
>rental bait shovelware like clayfighter and beast wars are fondly remembered and considered essential due to the barren library
>controller manages to be simultaneously too big and too cramped for normal adult sized hands, clearly designed for japanese hands and 8 year olds
>basically no real genre variety meaning the console has little appeal making any other platform more compelling to spend time with
>some of the worst games ever translated to 3D, basically responsible for giving people the impression that early 3D has "aged poorly."

>> No.8933017

>>8932964
It’s zoomer speak, the rest of us may never know.

>> No.8933151

>>8933013
based and saved

>> No.8933931

>>8926621
>Super Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time are the greatest games ever made.

What about Final Fantasy 7 and Metal Gear Solid?

>> No.8933938
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8933938

>>8927385
Yeah it has like 3 games and they're better than everything I played on other systems

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8933947

>>8933931
Barely video games, also entries that ruined their series

>> No.8933951

>>8926621
>>Super Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time, universally considered the greatest games ever made
HAHAHAAHAH funny

>> No.8933954

>>8933938
>Yeah it has like 3 games and they're better than everything I played on other systems
what are those games?

>> No.8933956

>>8933947
get a load of this guy

>> No.8933963

>>8933954
cruis'n, castlevania and quest 64

>> No.8933972
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>>8933963
>cruis'n, castlevania and quest 64
>Yeah it has like 3 games and they're better than everything I played on other systems
wtf

>> No.8934026

>>8926621
>played OoT, MM, Mario 64, Mario Kart, Mario Tennis, Smash Bros, F-Zero X, Kirby, Megaman, both Banjo's, every Pokemon game, Star wars Racer and Goldeneye
>Played Conker on 360. And Paper Mario and Battle Ogre on Wii
>A couple of weeks ago I decide to emulate shit I missed
>Try DK64, get bored
>Try Perfect Dark, get bored
And so on, guess it doesn't have that many games after all

>> No.8934269

>>8926621
Super Smash Bros is also creative. And it was unique when it came out.

>> No.8934403
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8934403

Konami was better on the 64

>Soilent Hill
walking sim for pretentious redditors
>MGS
pacman with WORDS WORDS WORDS that only nostalgiafags think is good
>Suikoden
a fucking jarpig. need I say more?
>SotN
piss easy Metroid rip off that ruined Castlevania

PS was a dumpster fire.

>> No.8934408

>>8934403
Would add Rakuga Kids to the left side, a fun and very well animated 2D fighting game for N64.

>> No.8934473

>>8934403
>makes a thread with that pic
>gets deleted
>has to post it somewhere
>in this dying thread would be fine
pathetic faggot part 2

>> No.8934478

>>8934403
>n64 games
fog, blurr, single digit fps, low res, shitty analogue stick, no analogue triggers
console games are better on ps and saturn

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8934515

>>8934403
Now this is a based post.

>> No.8934521
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8934521

>>8934026
>>Try DK64, get bored
>>Try Perfect Dark, get bored
>And so on, guess it doesn't have that many games after all
A lot of the games don't stand the test of time, especially when one is an adult that is used to good games and other activities than gaming. A lot of the stuff that could hook me as a kid and teenager will bore me quickly nowadays.
The only N64 games that I and by projection most of the gaming friends I know would seriously enjoy playing without nostalgia boonus:
>Mario 64
>Zelda OoT & MM
>Mario Kart 64, however only the versus mode
>Smash
>Paper Mario
>Banjoo-Kazooie & Banjo-Tooie
>Mario Party 1-3
The only ones I would try without having the expectation of enjoying them fully:
>Harvest Moon
>Donkey Kong 64, I used to played the MP with friends a lot but it might have aged very badly
>Rayman 2
I would ignore the rest, especially all the sports games.
In case of the other consoles it looks similar grim. The only ones I would try are Spyro and Castlevania and I don't know, whether Spyro would also be boring after half an hour.

>> No.8934562

>>8926621
>>Two Castlevania games that are better than Symphony of the Shite, the worst game ever that kill Castlekino for decades
Why discredit your entire post by having this bait-tier take in it?

>> No.8934565

>>8933931
MGS wasn't even the best stealth game the year it was released let alone best game ever made

>> No.8934569
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8934569

>>8926621
Everyone knows the snoyggers are coping, that's why they whine about the N64 at any given oppurtunity while nintenbros laugh and play their amazing library of games.

>> No.8934574

>>8933963
I know you're trying to avoid the obvious contrarian counter opinion you'd get if you went with OOT, Majora's, Mario 64, etc but those games you listed alternatively are genuinely awful.

>> No.8934579

>>8934473
The jannies get real butthurt if you shit on their favorite game and will nuke your thread. They also get butthurt if you shit on weebs too.

>> No.8934605

>>8934569
>while nintenbros laugh and play their amazing library of games
>library of games
my sides

>> No.8934609

>>8934579
they also delete threads criticizing the n64 you retard

>> No.8934621

>>8934605
Here's one now, please stay here and seethe while I go play Ocarina of Time, Super Mario 64, Smash Bros, F-Zero X, Banjo Kazooie, Starfox 64, and countless other masterpieces of gaming. Peace.

>> No.8934661

>>8934605
ok im back now the games are kinda boring cuz i already played them anyone have some recs?

>> No.8934672

>>8926621
you mostly just listed first party shit and forgot bangers like:

san francisco rush/rush 2 /rush 2049
beetle adventure racing
mystical ninja starring goemon/ goemons great adventure
rocket robot on wheels
all 4 star wars games
pokemon snap
banjo kazooie/tooie
dk64
goldeneye
perfect dark
wave race
1080 snowboarding
nfl blitz
army men sarges heroes
etc

>> No.8934681

>>8934621
>Here's one now, please stay here and seethe while I go play
>shitty games
>masterpiece
I call panzer dragoon a masterpiece no starfurry 69 and the others are gay

>> No.8934690

>>8934672
some of these are better on dreamcast, and the others are gay

>> No.8934703

>>8934681
>Pansy Dragtroon
Doesn't hold a candle to SF64, much less Sin & Punishment, the GOAT 3D shmup.

>> No.8936270

>>8926621
N64 is
Greates console in world
All the other consoles
They are played by little girls

>> No.8936276

>>8936270
>esl
kek

>> No.8936283

>>8934703
>Doesn't hold a candle to SF64
kek have you played sf64? its so bad compared to pd, the game looks like shit, fos are bad, its a foggy, low res mess, the music sucks asshole compared to the orchestra tier music in pd, the controls are cringe and gay and its boring and cringe
>Sin & Punishment
>cringe weeb game
would rather play stellar assualt

>> No.8936284

>>8936283
>fos
fps

>> No.8936309

I love the N64. My only gripe with it is the controller, particularly the stick (it's shitty and wears down instantly). I got a GC-->N64 adapter and it makes it a lot more enjoyable. I also have a Hori Mini Pad, but it's made for baby jap hands so it's impossible to use for long periods.

>> No.8936314

>>8936283
Tranny Dragoon you just hold the button down and move the stick in a circle, then release. SF64 and S&P you actually have to aim and dodge.

>> No.8936327

>>8936314
>Tranny Dragoon you just hold the button down and move the stick in a circle, then release
thats literaly what you have to do in sf64 you zoomer, go larp more

>> No.8936331

>>8936327
Start Fox you can only lock on to one enemy. You have to use the uncharged shot and aim.
PD you lock on to everything and don't have to think.

>> No.8936338

>>8936283
>kek have you played sf64?
Everyone played Star Fox 64 and knows it's a masterpiece.
No one played Panzer Dragoon so everyone just accepted it was good for years. Now that people have actually played it, they realized how overrated it is.

>> No.8936350

>>8936331
>PD you lock on to everything and don't have to think.
this is false

>> No.8936353

>>8936338
>Everyone played Star Fox 64 and knows it's a masterpiece.
my sides, pd still better than gayfox64 you nostalgia64fags are so delusional

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>>8936353

>> No.8936397 [DELETED] 

>>8936331
starfox is shit and the only purpose of that franchise was to give us the spacies in melee

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>>8936393
>this webm again
is that all you can say?

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8936425

>>8936404
>jrpg """gameplay"""

>> No.8936438

>>8934403
fookin legend

>> No.8936445

>>8936425
thats pd saga i think, i dont have pd webms, also kys

>> No.8936471

>>8934672
star wars
pokemon snap
wave race
star fox
super smash bros
paper mario
goldeneye
mario 64

goldeneye and starfox almost makes the console worth getting but the library of good stuff is so much smaller than the SNES' which in turn is also much smaller than the NES'

>> No.8936536 [DELETED] 

>>8936425
>zoomer image
>ADHD
>shit opinion
the trifecta

>> No.8938447

Bangai-O is the only N64 game that's aged well, and it's better on the Dreamcast anyway.

What a dogshit console.

>> No.8938471

>>8938447
>conclusion, the n64 sucks ass
ok guys, I think we can close this thread now

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8938493

>>8926621
I remember I started posting N64 vs PS1 threads with this exact same formatting and wording in like 2016, and made the Playstation shit rat memes, and ever since there has been an endless flood of identical N64 and PS1 posts that draw on the same themes. I am convinced that I started the great retro console war on /vr/ because prior to that it was just shit like PC-98 VN threads, doom general and SNES games. btw N64 is the better console than PS1.

>> No.8938512

>>8938493
you larp more

>> No.8938538

>>8938512
silence shit rat. don't make me post the memes.

>> No.8938562

>>8938538
k. zoomer

>> No.8939101
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8939101

For me it's the 2001 tour de force Conkers Bad Fur Day made by video game company Rare. A Rare treat indeed this fantastical tale takes you on a sobering journey with a red squirrel learning to deal with his alcoholism. This deep dive into addiction shows us how we can end up with everything and be king of our world while having lost everything that is important that makes our world worth living in.
Plus there's a HUGE singing shit

>> No.8939130

I love my N64 it's still a party machine. Definitely not the best console but damn if I would go without some of those games.

>> No.8939483

>>8927251
>cares more about the specs
>n64 literally designed to have the biggest specs of the generation at the expensive of ease of development

>> No.8939491

>>8926626
Impossibly based.

>> No.8940790

N64
>best 3D games of the era
Saturn
>best 2D games of the era
Playstation
>best moviegames of the era

>> No.8940993

>>8934403
>MGS
>pacman with WORDS WORDS WORDS that only nostalgiafags think is good
Dangerously based.

>> No.8941015

>>8940790
>N64
>best 3D games of the era
no

>> No.8941023

>>8938447
>and it's better on the Dreamcast anyway.
Highly debatable but actually not really, it controls better on N64 AND it has more challenge and a deeper scoring system.
The good thing is that both versions are different enough so it's not like one makes the other obsolete.

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>pic of thumb after approx 5 minutes of N64 controller stick use
Anybody know any replacement sticks with some ergonomics that are actually fucking decent and have the range of a real N64 stick?

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>Two Castlevania games that are better than Symphony of the Shite, the worst game ever that kill Castlekino for decades

>> No.8941103

>>8941023
>>8941048

>> No.8941542

>>8941023
>it controls better on N64
Wrong. The N64 controller is hot garbage.

>AND it has more challenge
No. N64 version becomes easier after you've powered up your Bangaioh via the shop.

>and a deeper scoring system.
The only real advantage of the N64 version, but then why would you play the version with worse visual/sound/music quality, more slowdown, less extras, and none of the general QoL gameplay improvements which the Dreamcast version made for score? Makes no sense.

>> No.8941547

>>8941542
>N64 controller is hot garbage.
better than Dreamcast

>> No.8941572

>>8927402
You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
Cope

>> No.8941576

>>8927450
"I LIKE EVERYTHING!!!!!!"
- faggots like (you)

>> No.8941582

>>8927482
No strip club no buy
Simple as

>> No.8941595

>>8928095
Shenmue Is based fr fr
No cap

>> No.8941657

>>8941547
>better than dreamcast
>n64 analogue stick hurts ur thumb
>sticks are all dead
>no analogue triggers
>no vmu
>trident shapped
>dpad is positioned one mile away from the analogue stick
delusional, like always

>> No.8941662

>>8930890
Stop capping b

>> No.8941672

>>8941657
N64 stick is better than Dreamcast and any gen 6 controller

>> No.8941673

>>8932964
Nig speak

>> No.8941681

>>8934672
Many of those are a reach

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>>8941672
>N64 stick is better than Dreamcast and any gen 6 controller

>> No.8941731

>>8926621
Castlevania 64/LoD is garbage, youre insane

>> No.8941878

>>8932964
I have no idea. I'm not a nig nog

>> No.8942218

>>8926621
>>Super Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time, universally considered the greatest games ever made and more fondly remembered than anything on PS1
Except every previous game in their respective series was better. In fact, most games that came afterwards are better too.

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>daily/weekly threads like this one
Nintendo fans are insecure like children. Thinking that opinions are facts and repeating themselves
The label "manchildren" is very appropriate

>> No.8943130

>>8934621
only one of those games is good

>> No.8943720

>>8926621
Agree it has some of the best games like Mario, Zelda, Smash, Goldeneye e.t.c but the graphics it can put out have aged terribly. Was really fun at the time though. Ps1 had about the same number of good games (mgs, tekken, ff, res evil, gt) and a million times more shovelware. Worth saying the 64 leaked in several genres, having almost no rpg, survival horror, fighting games or realistic racers.

>> No.8943747

>>8933013
>The library is 60% forgettable racing games
30% of the rest are forgettable collect-a-thons. The remaining 10% are ok games.

>> No.8943941

>>8941542
Bangai O was developed for the N64 controller. Like it or not, it controls the best using the stick to shoot and the dpad to move. Using the face buttons to shoot on DC works but it's not as good.
Upgrading that much in every level is not possible (+if you want a better score you don't want to upgrade).
As for visuals, I think both games are distinct enough. I really dig the retro tile-based art direction on 64, DC also looks great but for certain backgrounds I actually prefer the 64 ones, like the final level one. Also Bangai O itself looks better on 64 imo, I love all the missile pads coming out from all around it while you unleash the missile bombing, on DC only 2 pads come out of its shoulders, weird change.
As for sound, both games have different music tracks and both are great. The voiceclips added to the DC game are hilarious but I don't think that I'd prefer to play listening to them all the time.
Yeah 64 has more slowdown but that's not enough to ruin the game.. in fact in certain levels it's fun to watch all the fuckery going on while you destroy all around you in slowmo.
Both versions are great and fans of the game should play both. 64 original just has more challenge and enough differences and people who try to discredit it as being obsolete because DC exist just seem like people who don't care about Bangai O as much as they care about console wars.

>> No.8944326

>>8927402
Sony baby in absolute meltdown. Hilariously sad in a way.