/vr/ - Retro Games

>>8725381
Sonic 2 XL
Genesis Beavis and Butt-Head fat guy in the hospital

dummy thicc

>>8725437
The Peach sections in Paper Mario were so kinoplex.

>>8725381
what game?

>>8725449
Kid Dracula

>>8725402
>>8725381

>>8725381
who is this semen demon

>>8725402
>>8725461
i liked how they made a nod to her early appearance in King of Fighters XII & XIII

>>8725381
She's SO FUCKING CUTE

From Denjin Makai

>>8725538
I miss Fathena

>>8725627
If only the faces weren't busted in this game.

>>8725627
holy shit now that is a woman, i'm not even going to look at her orifices, my only mission is to fuck her thighs and get crushed by them

>>8725627
Thighs >>>>> ass > boobs.

Also

>Thicc Thighs + small butt + flat chest
God Tier body.

>>8725747
Thighs without ass is like eggs without ham. Did Chun-li teach you nothing?

>>8725723
she is snuggle on the couch material

>>8725747
I don't know if I'd call her butt small.

>>8725627
All that and not one panty shot.
Wait, what kind of panties is she wearing? I see some butt there.... Surely little Athena isn't wearing a thong like some seedy gyaru?
It's a thong isn't it. Tell me its not leopard print!

>>8725813
panty fetish is one of the worst, i don't understand. It's so fucking perverted that a foot fetish is legitimately less degenerate

>>8725839
Don't be rediculous. Liking panties is one of the mildest, least degenerate fetishes out there.

>>8725958
that's a relief, I've been wearing panties for years

>>8725747
thick thighs + big ass + small waist + big tits
A girl with a body like that, it's like they were built for sex

>>8725839
How did you reach this conclusion

>>8725839
I honestly don't understand foot fetishism or why people find feet erotic to begin with.

>>8725381
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yume_Penguin_Monogatari

>>8725839
both of those fetishes are normalfag compared to some of the stuff out there

>>8725839
>>8725958
How in the fuck is liking panties a fetish? Sniffing them yes but looking at women wearing panties is not a fetish, most men find it more erotic than completely naked women

>>8726226
>most men find it more erotic than completely naked women
???????????? cope

>>8726226
disagree, commando or fully bottomless is the most erotic.

>>8726226
I agree

>>8726226
Based

>>8726226
yeah that's fair

>>8725839

>>8726232
It's not a cope.

>>8726226
This. Panty shots are first rate eroticism. Retro games are full of them, too, although never even once from Athena. She is magically modest.

>>8726273
panty fetish is like 30% of a diaper fetish

>>8726310
Okay anon, fess up: What shameful fetish do you have? No one throws shade on mundane stuff like this without having some serious skeletons in their closet.

The fuck happened with Athena designs in the mid period. I think obsessing over giving her a new outfit every time ultimately fucked them.
>Gold in '96
>Gold in XII/XIII

>>8726324
Gold in XI too, frankly buy the JK look is classic and hard to fuck up.

>>8726324
'02 is also gold, I love that expression

>>8725839
I agree. Women leave skidmarks and pee squirtstoo, so it's basically a scat fetish.

Even if clean, the dry cotton-y fabric of panties is disgusting. I've had to explain to a number of women if they want me to lick their snatch and eat their assholes, they need to clean all of the stray cotton threads, lint, and tiny balls of toilet paper which become stuck to their labias and sphincters. With the more insecure women, the awkwardness of this has immediately dealt fatal damage to the relationship, even preventing the sexual encounter which was about to happen. Fortunately, a few women were pragmatic and mature about it, and thus my tongue was about to enjoy a long, fabric-free relationship with their crotch.

>>8726379
You know if they have pubes it’s not an issue

>>8726379
Always shower with your girl, and clean her snatch and asshole. Use your forearm like a loofah and she'll go wild.

>>8726171
I was the same way. Then I saw the asian feet threads on /gif/. Liking feet comes with age and exposure.

>>8726316
incest loli rape transgender furry xeno and pokephilia

I do not have a panty, diaper or scat fetish because that is fucking disgusting.

>>8726232
Panties cover disgusting holes. I've always loved women's asses but vaginas and anuses themselves are just so gruesome to me. I'm not gay

>>8726232
This post was made by either a little boy, or a buffoon with poor taste.

>>8726452
a fully clothed woman is sexier than a bare woman yes, that needs a certain subtlety to appreciate, but panties are still nasty

>>8726153
My man

>>8725627
Nakafuckingdashi

>>8726512
I'll agree there, it's about the coverage and the tease, not necessarily what they're being covered with.
That said, bikinis and skirts are fucking excellent.

>>8726571
tight skirts suck, you want something loose that reacts to physics. The thinking man can make out the female form based on its movement and gravity

>>8726573
I appreciate both. Spats are also good.

>>8725381
I'm sure that PC-88 and 98 have more thicc girls

>>8725381
Nice.

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>>8725381
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>>8726379
>With the more insecure women, the awkwardness of this has immediately dealt fatal damage to the relationship, even preventing the sexual encounter which was about to happen
Damn that's good autism

>>8727134
I wish I could commission minus8 (iirc he had a commission stream at least once) but he's too busy whining for attention.

>>8725381
what game is it

>>8725538
Suck that normiefag and newcomer bash her classic look.

>>8725381 >>8726735
The art shows her dropping a ball, but in the game I can only see her laying an egg.

It's incredibly sad what's become of this board.

>>8727913
I'm old school as I've been here for almost a year now. It was never any different.

>>8726273
that just means athena is wearing a thong which is far from modest

>>8727913
>

imagine having such severe autism that you take the chibi artstyle literally

>>8727256
What song

>>8726153
>>8726536
These niggas have attained Enlightenment

>>8727913
The fuck you talking about nigger? It's always been a horny posting board. I've been on the "/vr/ ladies" threads for up to 8 years now and can tell you are full of shit.

Aska in TMNT Tournament Fighter for the SNES (especially the Japanese version, which is uncensored) is dummy thicc. Like she's got ass (for liks Asska amirite) and tits for days.

>>8728528

>>8728534

>>8728434
Imagine having such autism that you think the artist who designs a character doesn't put lines on a page in a specific way for a reason and that "artstyles" are arbitrary.

>>8727913
there's always been retro vidya women threads on this board

>>8725813
Even better, she's wearing none.

>>8725839
Agreed. Pantyfags are cucks.

>>8728528
You can practically fill this thread with fighting game girls especially Capcom and SNKs.

>>8728664
Huh? Isn't this too much? I mean you can see her vagina

>>8728664
WOWZA!

>>8725839
Good lord, you're retarded.

>>8727913
femcel

>>8729470
Doubt it, you get men like this now, so brainwashed they don't even know they been trained to virtue signal on impulse, even when there's no treat.

this thread is cringe and gay, also, saturn porn games where they at?

>>8727134
What artist is this?

>>8728553
not sure what your trying to say here but chibi artstyle conveys childishness not some degenerate sexual fetish pedo scum

>>8726180
I beat that shit, the bitch gets fat at the end even though she complains about your weight the whole game.

>>8729607
No it doesn't and you're projecting your unhealthy fascination with children onto other people. Chibi is just making a character small/cute.

>>8726324
'99 gold as well. Gives me late 90's MTV vibes.

>>8727913
Then don't enter threads that you'll not gonna like then.

>>8729696
This artist was so shit

>>8729697
I'd love to hear what you think is wrong with that art beyond "its not anime enough"

>>8729704
Overly realistic shading makes them look generic and ugly. Might as well just use the reference photos he traced as "art".

>>8729708
Ugly is just subjective, but I think you'd be hard pressed to find more artwork that really looks like that to substantiate your claim that it's generic.
You can just say "I don't like this airbrush style" without insulting an artist that isn't doing anything wrong, you know.

>>8729732
>Ugly is just subjective
No it isn't, you ugly post-modernist faggot.

>>8729737
It literally is and I despise post-modernism. Stop using words that you don't know the definition of.

>>8729704
Not the anon, but I think Shinkiro has a really cool unique style with the whole realism thing, but some of his character artwork for Kof and CVS is pretty damn stiff posing-wise, or just a basic standing pose, and I think this problem is at it's worst in CVS games, with Kinu Nishimura doing some of the best character art for any game at the same time with super dynamic poses and all that jazz.

>>8728664
Sheesh!

>>8729697
No u

>>8727328
We're talking thick, not obese and useless.

>>8728664
Put it trough a shader

>>8729802
agreed, but I also think Shinkiro was just tracing references. no way he had this level of shading without a model. i liked his artwork back in the day, but now it just looks "fake" to me. kind of like when you realize that early Disney cartoons were rotoscoped.

>>8727256
The character is too old for him anyways

>>8729936
Yeah totally, would also explain promo art like this with that look like traced family photos or something, and with some of them being so uncanny that they kinda disturb me, like Billy looks like a fucking serial killer on this pic.
Also, I agree, I was never a big fan of Shinkiro's work, I can appreciate it, and admit his style is cool when it works (especially in some box arts), but for the most part I think it's pretty eh, and think his rendering kinda carries his character art most of the time

>>8730407
Photo tracing was a mistake

>>8730407
>everyone is just staring right at you
its creepy and i never saw the appeal of his art

> Whoooaaao, BIIIG!

>>8730831
>average /vr/ poster's walk cycle

>>8730407
Ryo is the only one who looks odd. Face does that work with that body.

>>8731645
Actually it looks like all their heads were pasted on realistic bodies. Not sure why it sticks out so much in this picture.

>>8730407
shinkiros art works well with kof

>>8725747
>Thicc Thighs + small butt
Is this even feasible? I don't think it is. Show me.

>>8726235
Dolphin shorts, though...

>>8731775
he just means not basketball balloon retard size, which has become an unfortunate trend in fan art

>>8725747
Thick thighs + no butt + big boobs
God tier body

>>8731824
Oh, that's fair.

>>8731832
Again, I really don't think you can have thick thighs but no butt.

>>8731832
>>8731837
Not wanting a butt to go with thick thighs is the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

>>8731683
God I hate that little kid. How the fuck does he hang with these other elite fighters?

>>8731870
hes cute

Small butts can be good if they have a good shape. Big butts are worth nothing if their shape isn't good, a large mound of cellulite is the big butt equivalent of Hank Hill Ass

>>8731884
Hard disagree. At least with a cellulite ass you can still do things with it. Hank Hill ass is pathetic, and nothing can be done to salvage it.

>>8726442
yea, i like clothed women. especially office ladies.

>>8727134
"Bend over"

>>8731870
by being the final boss

>>8728664
wow wtfwt what game?

>>8725437
>tfw bashedu shy AmericanGuy-san desu tells Peach she's gotta do the cooking by the book

>>8731683
I agree, even though I am not his biggest fan, I still think his style works for SNK titles, gives them a unique feel, especially in most box arts

>>8731775
It's called a pear shape, anon. Thigh fat isn't nessicarily connected to chest fat.

>>8732769
oh wait my bad, I read it as "thicc thighs + small breast". I'm a retard, carry on.

>>8729582
minuspal

Pseudo Za is doing things to me

>>8728518
She has negative ass my guy

>>8732318
Yie Ar Kung Fu

>>8726442
Coward. Asshole is peak

>>8733018
About >>8728664
That's an edit of Saiwai Hiroshi, right?

>>8729938
Based schizo pedophile. It takes balls to make an animation of his character fucking DW from Arthur, a literal toddler. The dude always complains about not having friends, but he has no way of contacting him. Even Zone has the balls to leave his mailing address in his Twitter bio, surprised no one's sent him a bomb or a tracking device.

>>8734075
dw is like seven unless i'm gettin the character confused or summit
well regardless i remember her being a snarky bitch, toddlers can't be snarky

>>8734160
DW is officially 4, 5 if you count the birthday episode.

>>8729849
Faggot

glad to post an actual example

>>8733962
I feel like I've seen it in one of his galleries

>>8734447
based taste

>>8725627
KOFXV made Athena much fatter then KOFXIV so I think SNK are aware.

>>8729938
nah he won't move on about his supposed "pedophile" thought a long time ago (seriously bro if you truly not a pedo anymore stop bringing it up every few months) to point where right on his profile he claims to not draw loli anymore and has done way more milf material.

>>8734160
you reek of never having spoken with a child, thank God.

>>8725461
I Miss Fathena. She was cute. She was distinct

>>8725381

>>8735027
okay i thought i wouldn't have to specify but yes children can be annoying but snarky, snarky is a different type of annoyance, one that toddlers namely do not have because why would they when they're annoying in other ways to get their parents' attention?

>>8734924
Yeah def comes off like overcompensation but I won’t complain since it’s good content. Though not like I minded the loli stuff either.

>>8735027
lolicons literally don't know how childrens' minds work.
>>8735103
6 or 7 is not a toddler. That's more 2-4 years old. At that age, kids become annoying as fuck, literally everything belongs to them, and when they get tired, you can see their mental decline until they melt down.

>>8735174
are you actually reading what i'm saying? yes, i know 6 or 7 isn't a toddler, i know that 2-4 yr olds are annoying, but i'm stating that snarkiness is a different type of annoyance, although either way i haven't seen the show in like a decade and so i don't remember if she is indeed a snarky bitch or not

>>8734447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dwhBAjkViw

>>8734924
>>8735170
That's because minus8 is a fucking retard who blurts shit out whenever prompted. The difference between him and mammoth_2020 (the Uohhhhhhhhh guy) is that he's a prolific artist that people can't stop obsessing over. He would unironically blurt out that Jeffrey Epstein was in fact murdered and then be surprised why he's on a hit list.

minuspal is boring

>>8727256
theres 1000 more artists better than minuspedo

>>8738040
source?

>>8738081
Gotta Protectors: Amazon's Running Diet

>>8731884
this anon has reached enlightenment

>>8738083
she is a cute

>>8738083
>>8738040
ultra cute

>>8725381
>>8726735
>>8727134
Imagine

>>8738207
imagine the smell

>>8738665
conceptualize the aroma

i am in a three years and counting drought literally all I can do is imagine and conceptualize the aroma, the smell. it smells good

>>8738676
ponder the odor

>>8738683
it smells bittersweet.

>>8738696
think of the stink
alright, I think I'm out of these. it's ok anon, disregard women, acquire currency.

>>8738698
I dunno if I would say that I'm disregarding them but I am just focusing on myself so I don't attract any as insane as the last one.
the stinky thinks are leaving me with a pleasant brainfeel in any case

>>8738665
pontificate the aroma

>>8738676
I'm sure once you need one you'll find a nice girl with thick thighs and the good smells.

Pixel Pseudo Za

>>8738720
thank you anon :'-)

>>8738760
>>8732958
Underrated for sure.

>>8738040
>>8738081
>>8738083
Not retro, take this shit elsewhere.

>>8738774
one hundred percent, the drawfags should get to work.

>>8738704
>>8738676
I don't know how you fags do it, human smells make me queasy, any of them, even my own that I'm ostensibly acclimated to
Soaps and shampoos are the only smells I like imagining
I mean that's me I guess, godspeed if you can enjoy it, almost jealous

>>8725381
>Posting the little witch instead of big liberty

>>8741486
I want to see that toga drop and crumple up at her feet.

>>8741609
SHE'S ONLY 8 BITS, YOU SICK FUCK!

>>8741782

>>8741486
those are some big booba

>>8738896
Sorry buddy. Coochie smells good

>>8740829
Every single part of chun li's body is breedable

>>8741857
bull, I'm not swimming in first hand experience but I've heard enough testemonies to know it's a slot machine
or slit machine, as it were

>>8741857
After a shower it smells normal enough ideally. If they've been doing shit all day it'll smell slightly fishy at best and probably taste like acid in your mouth. That's assuming they're not pig disgusting. I was going down on a girl and had to stop because the taste was so awful.

>>8742198
As long as you have a girl who washes her pussy then you're good.

>>8742209
Yo my ex's pussy was so rancid I used to fake eating her out.

>>8741857
That can really depend on the girl, not just with general hygiene (does she shower regularly, has she showered recently, etc), but also her diet.

>>8742224
She didn't notice?

>>8742198
it's legit like your taint.

even after 3 hours after a shower it will smell like a taint.

now imagine 12 hours

24: now we got a problematic amount of oof

after a day without showering it will absolutely be difficult to tolerate the smell no matter how sexy.

also some humans are just dumb. they think that because soapy water is streaming over an area that that means it's clean.

>its not

>>8742509

>>8742224
how... do you fake that

>>8725381
well Banjo-Kazooie's entire plot is about preventing an overweight witch from becoming thicc

>>8741486
I understand the NES can only display three colors per sprite, but was the statue of liberty meant to be dressed in white? It looks so odd, maybe some sprite layering to make the crown and dress green would be less jarring.

>>8743204
White is probably what she would be wearing if she was real, also isn't she a host, and not the statue itself?

>>8743204
Statue was copper at first, on account of being made of copper, then oxidizing green
I assume that like the justice lady with the scales a pure white robe would be logical, with a golden tiara thing

>>8742198
I've eaten she/her, they/them, and he/him pussy and with the exception of my high school girlfriend, all of it has tasted yummy

>>8742676
I dunno, I just put my face close to it and rubbed it with my hand.
>>8742464
>She didn't notice?
she most likely noticed.

>>8743450
>another horrifying Sevenleaf post
you really do bring out the worst of this board, you know that right?

>>8744183
>20XX
>still not having 4chanX to force anonymize namefags
ngmi
although i will admit that that did sound like a twitter post so yeah fair enough about the content

>>8744175
Pardon my french but are one or both of you retarded
>>8743450
That was very brave of you, Princess. Thank you for sharing.
>>8744269
Posts like these are one of the many reasons I don't use 4chanX

>>8744282
all I'm going to say is run far away after a girl tells you they broke up with their boyfriend for you.

>>8725381
we need more fanart of cute witches

>>8743204
it looks CUTE, they are CUTE COLORS

>>8744183
He knows. Just ignore him

>>8738083
How do you do the backjump in that game?

>>8738827
According to the old sticky, the real rules, retro is on a per-platform basis. Your gay, mentally ill, and confused zoomerisms aren't welcome here.

>>8735931
Blessed thread, architectbros can't stop winning.

>>8730447
I love the guys art work but fuck, this is awful.

>>8726574
Spats and boyshorts are really nice.

>>8744618
i'm trying to git gud

>>8738896
You're a fucking idiot.

>>8745015
Exquisite.

>>8745159
You're smelly

love stubby thighs

>>8746457
did you made that? looks fantastic!

>>8746460
yes excuse the monster hand kek

>>8746457

>>8746457
>>8746532
Those fingers in my hair
That sly come-hither stare
That strips my conscience bare
It's witchcraft
And I've got no defense for it
The heat is too intense for it
What good would common sense for it do?

>>8746482
it looks great, remind me of Hsien Ko
>>8746532
the cutest stumps

>>8745015
>>8746532
Fantastic
>>8746457
You fucking know what? me too :)

>>8729643
yes, the creator was redpilling the players.

>>8726171
It's a pretty stealthy fetish, it's not common to see women with exposed breasts and asses, but it's pretty common to see women barefoot or with open shoes.

>>8747039
Being a legchad is even better. Sometimes it doesn't even feel fair. College when it was above 40 degrees out was an absolute paradise. My face would still be burning when I'd finally make it to class and sit down.

>>8726171
their mom didn't pick them up enough as a child and so they grew a psychosexual fixation with female feet

i know for certain my affinity for architecture came from my preschool gym teacher who was thicc a all f and obviously was always in gym clothes to boot

>>8725381

>>8747087
I like my wife's feet, but I don't like feet in general. When you got them flopping in your face from impaled mission you learn to love them

>>8734075
minus8 sounds cool, if I was a little girl I would be up in his discord DM's

>>8735174
i beat off to dogs and insects, do you think i don't understand their minds either

>>8725381
black widow from super muscle bomber (out of her costume)

>>8747216
I would take a nap with my head on this demon’s lap.

>>8747487
>6'6"
>that big
jesus, I want them to put her in SF6

>>8726379
you clean your dick cheese my guy?

>>8750159
if he's american he's most likely circumcised thus unlikely to have to deal with that

ive wanted to get bearhugg'd by her for 25 years

best girl alert!

>>8750240
You understand that you can just wash it in the shower, right? You do actually take showers, don't you?

>>8747514
For sure

>>8750267
>Q-Bee
>Thicc
Pick one

>>8751892
look at those hips, defo thick

>>8749771
>>8750267
>Q Bee bit my bottom!
Now my bottom's big!

>>8751897
she's just fit-thicc not fat-thicc. the problem with the former is that its very limited and usually borders on non-thicc even at best

>>8725402
Someone at SNK clearly had great taste. (Shame her game is kind of shit.)

>>8750992
Yes, but that's not relevant. If he's circumcised he has likely never dealt with dick cheese. Ever

>>8753337
That doesn't mean he's hygienic. Dick cheese is your body's warning system telling you your penis is unsanitary, and circumcised people are cut off from this information. I am uncut and I know I am hygienic given I don't get dick cheese, whereas the person so retarded he thought chopping off a part of his cock would automatically fix his hygiene is unlikely to be looking after himself much

>>8753337
I've got an ant eater and have zero clue what dick cheese even is and I'm middle aged.

>>8753337
Even in the filthiest times of my life, I've never managed to accrue ANY smegma under my foreskin.

>>8753876
Meanwhile circumcised blokes cannot even prove how filthy they are or aren't. Sad!

>>8753728
>whereas the person so retarded he thought chopping off a part of his cock would automatically fix his hygiene is unlikely to be looking after himself much
None of us had any choice in the matter my friend.

>>8753940
how tf can you not tell just from the smell? that corn chip/bleach stank is extremely distinct

>>8753737
>I've got an ant eater
Holy shit I've never heard of this before. I am a circumicised American, obviously.

Also you guys didn't subscribe to my blog but my dad apologized to me unprompted last year for having circumcised me. He said that the only reason he did it to me was to make me fit in. I've never brought up circumcision with him before; it was genuinely unprompted.
I would imagine that Americans will probably not be majority circumcised in two generations time, which is cool. The corn flake guy can burn in hell.

>>8753737
>ant eater
Wizard Sleeve*

>>8754015
>t. cocksuckingpro
its a gay thing to be truthful about, but its even gayer to lie about it
wtf are you on about?

>>8754403
what

a dick is going to smell bad unwashed. just like any enclosed body part constantly marinating in sweat. do you have genitals?

>>8754403

>>8725381

>>8754496
wow

>>8754403
you just failed the turing test motherfucker

>>8725747
>>Thicc Thighs + small butt
retard

>>8726180

>>8754496
hrrngngngngnggnggghhhh so thiiiccccccggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>8755309
That's Kinda Hot

>>8754676
ragnarok online?

>>8755362
La Pucelle: Tactics

Why are zoomers obsessed with fat chicks?

>>8755407
no john, you are the zoomer

>>8755467
based

>>8754496
>kanji says Retard Princess

wh-what

>>8755467
We have no evidence that any of these were "goddesses" or that they were objects of religious worship. They were probably just made for decoration.

>>8755467
Cherrypicked as fuck, all these so called 'Venus Statues' in fact vary a lot in shape and size, they're not all fat or chubby, some are more slim or athletic.
A rough cataloguing of their discovery sites vaguely suggests that the fatter ones trend further up north than the others, which isn't a lot to go on still, but it's more science than all the bullshit faux-anthropology nonsense ascribed to these things by lardosexuals, which is nothing but a bunch of conjecture made up to appease fat women.

>>8755526
ok? they're clearly still erogenous figures
>>8755530
ok cool so some cavemen thought skinny girls were hot and some cavemen thought fat girls were hot. point is its not just le zoomzooms
>lardosexuals
>appease fat women
i could argue that your odd bitterness about this is just conjecture to appease coping narcs who have to believe every one of their ancestors had to of had the same exact taste in women as them

>>8755516
It says ritoru princess

>>8755526
They're probably for hotgluing
Just imagine how it'll be in a few thousands of years when archeologist find all the anime figs from today since plastics dont deteriorate too much aside from discoloration.

>>8755516
she is a retard

>>8755931
i buy that they were probably some kind of good harvest charm more than anything. like their fatness implies a surplus of food etc. though to act like there isn't at least an erotic element to them is totally disingenuous. whether or not they're supposed to be goddesses really doesn't matter. i'll say that willendorf in particular definitely doesn't seem like a goddess imo just because of how self-conscious and shy her pose is which doesn't fit the presence of a goddess at all. if she's not a harvest charm and was sculpted by a fatfag i moreso see her as a symbol of humble human beauty, in a way the opposite of goddesshood

>>8755467
that's not thick, that's morbidly obese tub of lard.

>>8755998
something thick doesn't stop being thick by being too thick. quite the inverse in fact. whereas something that's too thin most definitely doesn't count as thick. you're just co-opting the word to fit in when you probably just like thin girls and shouldn't be using it at all

he explicitly mentioned fat anyway so you're a retard regardless

>>8727134
>the broom pushing against her thighs
Holy shit

>>8754496
I raise you Priere

>>8756039
even funnier he posted that loli looking sticc when there's actual thicc girls in the game

>>8751892
But the tits though!

>>8755391
I'd eat that pucelle alright.

>>8725437
fed this retard dish soap

>>8756048
she's thin up top but, proportionally, those are nice legs
this Priere lady has her beat solidly though

>>8756932
>proportionally
her legs have got no more girth than her waist. objectively unthicc. this thicc relativism is just the worst. just use any of the billion other words out there to describe an attractive skinny girl.

thicc boi

>>8746457
the colourisation gives this image some real nice shading and especially shape, looks great

>>8756942
never said she was, different anon to the one who did, just that she has nice legs for her size and isn't a total sticc
don't sperg too hard

>>8757046
hrrrgrgngfgngngnhhnhnghgfgh all those luscious curves

>>8733012
>Clearly can't see that obvious little bakery in the back
Cope

>>8757705
Why does volleyball produce/attract the best girls? And on top of everything they're also usually abnormally tall

>>8757740
It requires and thus promotes muscular development in areas of the body you find attractive, anon.

>>8757705
probably the shittiest volleyball ass i've ever seen. an asian with an asscrack ain't thicc just cause you have yellow fever

>>8757928
>Not having a cellulite ridden ass means that ass is small
Have you tried not being a nigger?

>>8757941
>not being physically thicc means you're not thicc
yes.

she looks ok from the front but that just makes her ass even more disappointing

>>8757947
>>8757705
it's not the best ass but she has a good body all around and i would

Tits are better than asses.

>>8757964
naw

>>8757964
both are ideal but if i had to pick one it'd definitely be ass. the problem with tits is there's no consistently effective way to grow them unlike asses. you're either stuck with whatever genetic lottery ticket she happens to have or have to get ugly-ass bolt-ons

>>8757928
She has a shapely ass, it's just small. I wouldn't describe it as thicc, but it's no closer to a Hank Hill ass than a thicc one. It's wider than her torso is, which is not the case with Hank at all. Her thighs are definitely thicc, however.
>>8757964
Debunked. A woman with a good ass and no tits is fine. A woman with good tits and no ass is a notable disappointment.

>>8757964
Wrong. I can feasibly walk around in public with my hands on a woman's ass but not her tits.

>>8758269
yeah this whole obsession with z-cup milkers that drag on the floor on top of a little boy ass is hentai induced taste. no tit-man is thinking of a real woman when talking about them.

>>8757947
In what world is a woman who looks like this “disappointing?” Look at her legs

>>8758290
her ass doesn't at all reflect her thighs

>>8758294
It reflects that she's Japanese. It's tight and muscular. It's just what I'd expect it to be.

>>8758294
Yeah, what the other guy said. It’s a nice ass, just not huge. She’s running around and jumping all the time; why would she look like an R. Crumb character

>>8758305
no its tight and muscular because she plays volleyball. weeb idpol is so ridiculous.

>>8758312
you can think its a nice ass all you want, its just not thicc despite the potential of her thighs

>>8758319
I really do not agree at all and think you're objectively wrong but please have a wonderful day

>>8758315
The fact that it's small is what I'm saying reflects that she's Japanese. It's tight and muscular because of her sport, yes.

>the most civil disagreements on this board are about women's bodies
>disagreements about retro video games are loud playground slapfights
>disagreements about anything pertaining to or emulating the look of CRTs are the most vicious and personal confrontations possible

>>8758437
ok so how do 'thicc' and 'small' at all belong together? they're literally antonyms. exactly my point.

>>8758450
I never said it was thicc. I said it wasn't thicc earlier.

>>8754676
>>8756039
you should try to find her mugen porn

>>8757942
You still have nigger taste anon

>>8758836
that is a pretty flat ass not gonna lie

>>8758446
>Pic related is peak female form
>6th gen is not retro, never will be retro, and allowing 6th gen stuff on /vr/ killed this board
>Trinitron or bust but there is nothing wrong with gaming on an inferior display, I'm just happy that people are enjoying retro games in any capacity

>>8755467
huh, the super pochaco section on hobbysearch looks different than I remember

>>8758851
kek

>>8758848
Based on all accounts.

>>8758848
>Pic related is peak female form, although you do have great taste in women
> 6th gen being here only makes sense ince it's the last gen before games became modern and were shipped half-finished in order to push patches and DLC. Making a /v2k/ board would split the bandwidth of the site for a board that would be about as populated as here. Plus, this board was becoming /v/ since at 2016, well before the 6th gen was allowed here as evidenced by the /crt/ threads
>I am not an autist, so I don't really care about CRT displays past the game looking clear enough to play. But to each his own.

>>8758836
i like thicc girls and you're a delusional faker. cope.

>>8758936
>>8758848
>Pic related is peak female form
>I have no further opinions

>>8758982
Post broccoli hair

>>8758893
Thank you anon. You're based too :^)

>>8759006
post t count

>>8759002
HOLY FUCK NOW THIS IS BASED

fit-thicc is overrated we need more muscle-thicc babes

>>8759037
I haven't been to the doctor in years.

>>8758446
i think there's a reason for that. taste in women is a natural subconscious preference and not just some matter of opinion that can be influenced and changed like vidya arguments. there's just no point in screeching too hard about the former cause you can't argue someone out of their sexuality

>>8758450
>ok so how do 'thicc' and 'small' at all belong together?
/tg/ goblin threads

>>8759634
lol

>>8725381
Cursed Fairy from Link to the Past. I think she was my sexual awakening and developed by BBW fetish.

>>8757964
>>8758219
>problem with tits is there's no consistently effective way to grow them unlike asses
That's the point; large tits are proof of genetic superiority. No amount of cope squatting will give a chestlet a nice rack because God's perfection is not warped into existence by men. Furthermore tits are a marker of fertility (along with side hips) which is automatically sexier than ass. So yeah if you like ass more than tits you are an anti-natalist atheist which is an attitude I'm happy an atheist has

>>8759696
Wide hips*

>>8759664
based

>>8759696
You dumb ass titty niggas always espouse this fertility nonsense like a large part of the ass mans appreciation of said ass isn’t wide hips along side a nice pair of thighs. That’s beside the fact that the only reason women even grew titties in the first place was to mimic the job the ass was already doing to attract mates when our species started standing upright. So yes imitation chest butts will always be inferior to the real thing. Don’t mean they’re not good though.

>>8759696
ok batshit /pol/yp i'm sorry i gave you an ounce of good faith. tit-men endlessly continue to be pretentious bloviators about it when they were really just told what to like by japanese products. you shouldn't have to use this ridiculous ideology to justify what's a base sexual desire detached from ideology

>>8759720
Your evolutionary analysis is false lol. All mammals have udders (hence the name "mammal" like "mammary"), however what is unique to humans is that the breasts hang even when not in mating season. If this was to imitate another fertility marker then we would expect this uniquely human feature to have evolved in other upright-standing species, but it hasn't. The obvious reason is that since we are smarter than kangaroos, we have chosen to select for titties. There's also plenty of girls with mediocre hips but impressive butts

>>8759723
>scientifically explaining the cause of a base sexual desire is /pol/ ideology
Ass cope go enjoy your E. Coli

@8759696
Have you ever considered that dudes can like ass and tits on a chick at the same time? Have you ever considered that dudes like ass on a chick not because of her shit, but because a firm ass means she has nice thighs and hips (in addition to having an irresistible jiggle). You niggers that take everything to an autistic extreme are insufferable.

Shit like this is literally nu-/pol/ autism.

>>8759749
>Have you ever considered that dudes can like ass and tits on a chick at the same time
Your pic would suggest some guys like neither of them at the same time

>>8759756
Fair point. The bitch in latex is flat. Either that or a bad camera angle.

>>8759745
>literally referring to god and insulting atheism
>bro i'm actually a scientist
yep. completely typical /pol/

>>8759851
science began with man trying to understand God you deadshit loser

:^)

>>8759739
>Your evolutionary analysis is false lol.
We’re shooting the shit on a VHS repair forum bro lol not having a scientific debate at a MENSA meeting lol. We both know this shits just subjectivity at the end of the day. But if you wanna talk facts there’s little to no real empirical evidence bigger titty size means better reproductive or lactation capability it’s just human perception stereotyping them into that box more than anything. Funnier still average breast are still preferred by the average person more than larger sizes though still preferred more than small breast. So I guess the real moral is the normal person is into more normal sizes compared to the fine folks that reside here who are staunchly bigger is better, though honestly no real surprise there.
>There's also plenty of girls with mediocre hips but impressive butts
Yeah and half the time their either implants and the other half they look like balloons walking on twigs. The foundation is important to the appeal more often than not. I can count on one hand the amounts of times an ass with no hips or thighs has looked as good as one with.

>>8759860
and is now irrelevant you /pol/tard dipshit. you're just using psuedoscience to rationalize your anime induced feefees about tits

>>8759889
if it weren't for the robodick i'd say this counts

>>8759994
liking boobs is now anime? cunt im from townsville we dont watch anime here

>>8760008
even if it wasn't you're still using ideology to justify sexuality which just doesn't make any sense. like you're a closet fag or something that has to come up with pretentious rationalizations for what should just be inherent

though it isn't at all presumptuous anyway. anime emphasizes tits over ass like 99.999999% of the time and where the fuck do you think you are anyway?

>>8760016
explaining scientifically why we feel the way we do isnt a rationalisation im giving a reason for why normal people like breasts
if i explained that seasickness happens because your brain thinks you've been poisoned, what would you suggest i'm coping with?

>>8760074
and its completely made up. you calling something science doesn't make it science. its purely a batshit rationalization in lieu of whatever real reason you feel the need to be so insistent

well see you aren't coping in that regard because you aren't sperging about how people who don't get sea sickness have some kind of airy fairy spiritual deficiency or whatever the fuck and then larping about how scientific you're being because you say so. i know you're compensating cause your cowardly lack of response to that other guy's post shows you know the shit you're spewing isn't scientific. any hetero can sense all kinds of compensation here. this just isn't how someone would engage with their honest sexuality.

>>8759889

>>8759745
>my favorite mass of soft tissue to touch is better than yours
evolutionary explanations for human behavior, including sexual desire, is pop psychology. You're literally the /pol/ equivalent to Cosmopolitan Magazine.

>>8760093
cope and seethe i just like boobs nigger, and you're going around calling me gay for it? your accusation of projection sounds like projection itself

>>8760106
if you just liked boobs you wouldn't feel the need to screech at ass men. you trying to look the Heteroest Of Them All is obvious compensation. just run back to your /pol/ hugbox if you can't handle presumptions being made about you when you came in here loaded with presumption about others.

>>8760108
>you trying to look the Heteroest Of Them All
??? I didn't call anybody gay, you are literally projecting

>>8760106
>i just like boobs nigger, and you're going around calling me gay for it?
look who's projecting

>>8760117
???????????? that isn't what i'm referring too ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

fuck off back to your chinlet homebase faggot. last (You) you're getting from me.

>>8760119
>any hetero can sense all kinds of compensation here
>this just isn't how someone would engage with their honest sexuality
the fuck is he saying here then you daft cunt?

>8760124
not what you think he's saying, sperg.

anyway, can we please get back on topic now?

Small brain mode:
>choosing ass or tits

BIG brain mode:
>enjoying a good ass with your hands while you push your face into a warm, soft chest.

THE TRUEST MODE:
>Enjoying everything a woman has to offer, but especially finger-laced handholding and deep, prolonged eye contact

they should've been hookers too

>>8759773
I want more of this.

>>8760151
sauce?

>>8760158
https://www.deviantart.com/jmanvelez but he deleted it at some point fwr despite having other fanart of her anyway.

Arina is a junior high school student who likes sports. Arina learned fighting skills as a compulsory subject at school. She loves sweets and shopping and has big, charming long ears.

Gourmet Sentai Barayarou

both forms count

>>8760179
nothing at all! nothing at all! nothing at all...

>this thread

>>8760152
Agnes Lum is the model I've been posting

>>8758936
I agree with this guy

Best thread on /vr/ right now.
I love how civil the discussion over the perfect female shape
regarding ass consistency and ass to breasts ratio is compared to vidya "discussion"

>I respect your opinion good Sir, but I disagree. She is a fine maiden, her buttocks are reflectiing her oriental origins, with a good firmness and muscular composition
>I respectufully disagree, the ratio is all off, for the perfect shape both breasts and buttocks need to be of certain size, and it is in no way fitting her upper legs.

True gentlemen know there isn't the one perfect shape but a variety of tastes.

bumping. way too many non-retro games on page one.

>>8761008
The autistic control-freak janitor deleted a lot of the posts FYI.

>>8759773
Damn they're literally shaped like the characters in Dirty Pair

>>8759508
While there are objectively attractive and unattractive people, you don't need to be completely hideous to have a chance of scoring a mate. People tend to underestimate the 'basic' appearance.

>>8761668
LOVELY ANGELS!!!

>>8761680
>While there are objectively attractive and unattractive people
you already lost me

>>8759889
E n t e r

>>8760674
>Lum

>>8762319
She's actually the basis of Lum's name and likeness.

>>8746457
>>8746532
These are really cute, do you post your art anywhere else?

>>8732958
My first vg crush.

>>8763038
They should swap shorts

>>8760460
I owned this horrible game brand new at 5 years old, developed a fat/inflation fetish at 3 years old and was always looking for more.
I am fucking pissed off at how shitty that game is because I didn’t ever bother getting to whatever level this was on. My autistic brain would have been obsessed with this. Thanks for posting.
>>8763691
Fashion backwards. You never mix vertical and horizontal stripes like that and they are two different shades of pink.

>>8763857
i personally always kinda loved it, the unique atmosphere and sense of adventure more than make up for its clunky gameplay imo. and yeah this part only made me love it more. as a kid even before i was an architect i was always upset you had to fight her and that there wasn't a part later where they made up. not like there's any other devil ladies in the game for him to score with, fat or no.

>>8763857
My thing is girls in ill-fitting/poorly coordinated outfits please don’t kink shame me

>>8741486
>0 art
feels bad man

>>8760151
Who?? THE RANDOM WOMEN FROM LINK'S ADVENTURE??

>>8764884
hell yeah

>>8764948
muh dick

>>8764948
HONK

>>8764948
Blockdevil did good work.