/vr/ - Retro Games

>>8668334
Who says I don't?

I need a Retrobit reproduction to find out. Fuck ebay prices.

>>8668334
I do!

>>8668334
I like the 3D pad. I also like dicks in my ass, so take my opinion for what it's worth

i like the colors

I like it because it's a good controller on an great system.
Now the real question is why does today's kids love the absolute pile of trash N64 controller for a subpar shovelware system full of half-baked 3d game experiments that didn't work?

>>8668364
>subpar shovelware system full of half-baked 3d game experiments that didn't work?
Why are you confusing the Saturn (absolute joke of a console) with the N64?

>>8668334
I never even held one. I only had the other Saturn pads. I hear the original American ones though were garbage.

>>8668343
They're not even expensive

>>8668379
They're exactly the same. Stop letting weeb retards lie to you.

>>8668334
I got banned from /pol/ and this place is possibly even more boring

98
obsessed

>>8668402
If you're too annoying to post on pol we don't want you other. Stick a bullet in your temple nerd.

>>8668402
I feel like half the threads and posts on this board are made by bots or something, always the same shit.

>>8668402
>he doesn't know how to reset his IP address
literal newfag. gb2plebbit

>>8668395
How's the quality, though? I don't want to buy a controller with 20 year old Dorito dust on it.

>>8668412
He's a /pol/faggot. His IQ is below 70.

>>8668414
They don't break down easily so whatever you get is probably good.

>>8668371
Just keep being in denial, N64/Sonybabies. Your precious little My First Consoles were the consoles that killed good gaming. I had no such bias because I was an adult at the time and watched gaming go to shit while Nintendo and Sony rammed style over substance shit "gaming" up the ass of nugamers while the Saturn continued with the tradition of releasing simple, FUN games for real gamers.
Continue to deny this fact if you want but nothing changes the fucking truth: gaming went to shit and is still shit because you idiots fell for viral marketing bullshit of corporations who wanted to dumb down gaming for a new generation of idiots.

>>8668418
Saturn autists acting delusional for the 3723rd day in a row

>>8668418
Imagine being this much of a salty Sega bro. It's okay man, we love you all the same. Just take your pills and everything will be ok.

>>8668398
No they weren't the dpad is different look at it yourself moron.

>>8668437
I own both models

>>8668334
I don't really like much of anything these days.

I loved it though. Didn’t like the Dpad as much as the original Saturn pad but it’s great, if anything it’s baffling how SEGA fucked up so hard with making the Dreamcast controller.
Atrocious downgrade in every way.

>>8668438
This isn't the one most remember or even got re-released.

>>8668434
>salty
You're in denial, kid. Go have a good long think about it and actually sit down to play trash like Mario 64 and MGS with a critical eye and you'll see how fucking wrong you've been all these years. Then go play Panzer Dragoon, Nights into Dreams, Daytona USA, Sega Rally Championship, Clockwork Knight, Fighters Megamix, Sonic R, and so on and feel those tears of joy warm your soul as you understand how gaming was supposed to fucking be and how Sony and Nintendo robbed us of this wonderful future.

>>8668334

I liked it. What the fuck are you on OP?

>>8668446
I thought he was talking about the 3D controller. But okay, yeah, that one does suck.

>>8668449
>>8668418
Falseflag to get the board to turn on sega chads. Fuck off auster you dumb wog

>>8668457
Back to /pol/ schizo

>>8668334

It’s only shit when I use Space Harrier for it for some reason.

>>8668460
Come here and gimme a kiss before i leave sweetheart

>>8668468
Only if you let me bite

>>8668470
*unzips dick*

>>8668410
half is genuine autism
half is bots

>>8668482
All "bots" are just me. I'm just a bad poster. I'm sorry.

>>8668482
Autism is /v/fucks who come here and insist that shit past the 8/16bit generation is "retro".

>>8668454
Maybe next time try reading properly and also knowing there was more than two models on the Saturn controller you stupid fuckwit.

>>8668334
I do

>>8668449
I agree with you , but calm the fuck down.
Sega was a star that burned twice as bright as the others, so Sega also burned out sooner than the others. We're witnessing the the same thing with Snoy right now.

>>8668491
did any of you guys play around with chat bots back in the 2000s?
they were fun to probe for the weirdest responses

>>8668498
It's a thread about the 3D controller you pompous nigger. Since he said he didn't own the controller and he was talking about an American model that he also didn't own, I thought it was the black American 3d controller. I'm well aware there were other models, but this isn't a thread about other models. I read and made inferences perfectly fine even if I didn't read his mind. Now go run into traffic.

>>8668503
They only burned out because they tried to stay relevant in a world they weren't comfortable in -- a world filled with shitty style over substance trash games. They released Sonic Adventure/SA2 which were absolute trash while still trying to stick to their roots with other DC games and still got owned by a fucking company that released a shit console with a metric fuckton of dogshit goddamn games because the nugamers had been brainwashed by these fucking companies at this point and flocked to the trash PS2 like a bunch of dumb goddamn sheep.
This is actual videogame history, only told otherwise because history is written by the victors. I watched the whole thing develop as an adult (unlike you kids who were either too young or not even born at the time) and know exactly how things went down, with no fucking bias except that I am biased towards actual fucking games and not style over substance shit, which isn't a bad "bias" to have as SOMEONE WHO FUCKING ENJOYS VIDEOGAMES.
It infuriates me that an entire generation was brainwashed by a bunch of fuckshit corporations who cared more about churning out shovelware shit with no good gameplay design that only appealed to people's aesthetic sense. Fuck them all. If you kids would take the time to play a lot of old games and understand what a real game needs to have, you'd have the exact same point of view I do.

>>8668525
but do you actually like video games, or just sega

>>8668528
Just sega

>>8668525
I'm a Zoomer and I plan on getting a Saturn in the next 4 months. What path should I take? Mister, Satiator, or what? How can I came to appreciate Sega when the barrier of entry is so high? It's not like grabbing a PlayStation Mini or Duckstation...

>>8668535
just mod it and burn discs

>>8668505
I did actually, there was this one on some flash games site that was popular at school (don't recall which one), and it had a chat bot thing with an anime girl with red hair I think, it was pretty clever for the time actually, like pretty good at giving responses. Wonder if anyone knows the one I mean?

>>8668482
Sounds about right lol.

>>8668402
please leave

>>8668540
I'm not into the mod scene, but I'll look into getting something premodded or maybe even a one of those pseudo carts I've been hearing about. Either way, PDS is on the top of my list. I can't wait.

>>8668576
PDS doesn't work on mods. That's why the disks are so valuable. Also get better tastes please

>>8668595
You mentioned the first Panzer Dragoon, but shit on PDS? I don't understand. I thought PDS was the crown jewel of the series?

>>8668618
Not me, and only if you're a fag

>>8668632
The discs are most likely valuable because only 200 units made it into circulation. Stop being a nigger.

>>8668647
That, and that you can't play it on PSK because you need to swap disks and PSK doesn't support that

>>8668343
Thats the fucking last thing you need

>>8668650
>He doesn't know

>>8668559
No U

I like some retro games

Mostly Sega and Sony


Ps2,Dreamcast,Sega and 90's arcades
Some nEs too

>>8668334
I've never liked the 3d pad it just feels weird to me and in no way an improvement on the original design

>>8668334
>pic unrelated
Because it's an underage shitting up the board

Does it work with ever game ?

>>8669379
Every*

What does the plus and minus do on it?

>>8669383
+ and o switch between analog and digital so it can work with any game

The original sega Saturn controller just feels better in the hands

>>8668334
Very stiff d-pad and awkward to hold.

>>8668360
Its better than the Dreamcast pad. Both the 3D pad and a dick in the ass.

>>8668408
This board is twice as bad
>perpetual contrarian faggotry posters
>American posters
>constant xenophobia against non-industry crash posters
>American posters
>obsessed with the ZX Spectrum troll posters
>American posters
>console war spastics
>American posters
>what is the best...and why is it... posters
>American posters
Aaaaand it just goes on and on. This is the most reviled board on 4chan, by the way. Easy to understand why when you look at most of the threads. You morons truly are in a state of arrested development. The NatSocs and commies honestly aren't nearly as insufferable.

>>8671390

>>8668334
I do, I have a boxed japanese nights with the controller. I just use the black us one though.

>>8671393
>posts image of best prez eva - the guy that he replaced with a literal paedophile
Yup. And it's clearly the other way round; you're the one with the infatuation. Demonstrably.

>>8668650
>>8668595

this isnt true, you can play PDS fine on pseudosaturn kai you stupid nigger

>>8668334
I love the plate controller.

>>8668334

looks like a shinmegami tensei paper demon

>>8671398
>n-n-no u

>>8671949
Vomiting buzzwords doesn't change reality, leper of the world. You are despised wherever you post.

>>8671949
Should also add that you are responsible for the current situation in Ukraine; if you hadn't voted in that dimwit nonce, then we wouldn't be worrying about the prospect of nuclear annihilation. Billions could die because you love child molesters.

>>8672061
>>8672069
Fucking love these seething youropoors who see burgers everywhere.

>>8671398
>he thinks trump isn't part of the sexual pervert elite too
literally retarded

>>8671390
>This is the most reviled board on 4chan
literally not even top 10

>>8668334
I love the Saturn and have since I was in my early teens so I want to love it but I really don't. I love the way it feels playing certain games with the dpad but I'm not a fan of the joystick (pad? Nub?). I think the only game I've enjoyed using it with was shining force iii and dark savior. Not terrible by any means but just feels off

>>8668334
Stop making these fucking threads and goddamn kill yourself you autistic piece of shit. Every fucking day some 3D or Saturn controller thread. Every fucking day the same asshole.

>>8672769
>youropoors
Not a Yuro, and you're in no position to call anyone poor when you have a lower life expectancy than I do. I'll still be around to make the pilgrimage every year to smash your tranny flag draped headstone long after you're dead.
>who see burgers everywhere
Not hard to spot. You're a special kind of stupid.
>>8672771
>REEEEEEEEEE! HE'S AN ISRAELI AGENT!
Yawwwn...
>>8672779
Well, you would say that, wouldn't you?

>>8672963
Your life expectancy is just a tidepod away zoom zoom

>>8668334
>negrobaby's first speak n spell
Couldn't afford the rest of the alphabet

>>8668434
>>8668418
/vr/ console wars have always been hilarious to me. You’re just as bad as the 12 year old fags that argue over snoy/microshill on /v/, except worse because you’ve been shilling the same obsolete consoles for decades. Get a life lol.

>>8674534
>except worse because you’ve been shilling the same obsolete consoles for decades
Jokes on you. All the console warriors here are also 12.

>>8668547
Did you mean the Mitsuku Chatbot? I used to use this all the time with my buddies back in 5th Grade.

>>8668334
I do like it.

>>8668334
doesn't work for exhumed and the saturn quake jevon controls recenter the aim

>>8668334
But I do anon c:

>>8675302
>How to draw anime for beginners

>>8672897
seethe more