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it was a sexual innuendo

>>8635351
She's telling Mario to git gud before he's worthy of slamming his Super Mushroom up her Fire Flower.

it's sex

>>8635351
She is a woman with multiple mates.

It's not Toadstool talking in that text, it's the mushroom kingdom people/toads.

>>8635351
she's not even real. it’s a hallucination by mario himself.

>>8635398
dude...

>>8635398
Is there a single more hack joke in all of gaming than "Mario is on mushrooms/the designers of Mario were on mushrooms"

>>8635398
>implying it's not Luigi's

>>8635383
Toads are always ready to serve their monarch.

>>8635469
The Cake is a lie
I took an arrow to the knee

>>8635469
It isn't even that much of a joke considering psylocibin shrooms were 100% legal in Japan up until 2002.

It refers to Lost Levels.

>>8635351

Son of a Peach

>>8635469
>bro what if we applied video game logic to real life

>>8635351
She's only playing hard to get.
>I can't be with you Mario: a big, strong lizard that also happens to be a king kidnapped me. But maybe if you try to save me...
She's such a tsundere.

I always wondered why Bowser/Koopa is so obsessed with the mushroom kingdom. What's there that's worth his time anyway? Oil? That must be oil. Why isn't the princess using her magic power to do anything by the way? The 1st game implies she's the only one who can undo the spell put on by Koopa.

>>8636756
He wants to marry the princess. It's Popeye.

>>8635351
She's saying she'll sleep with you, but you have to work hard to make her climax.

>>8635369
mmm fire flowers

>>8636756
>What's there that's worth his time anyway
I always imagined the princess had the perfect pusy

>>8636756
>Why isn't the princess using her magic power to do anything by the way? The 1st game implies she's the only one who can undo the spell put on by Koopa.
Maybe she can only undo that one spell and Bowser never used that spell again after SMB.

>>8635523
Those are quotes/references...

>>8636756
>I always wondered why Bowser/Koopa is so obsessed with the mushroom kingdom. What's there that's worth his time anyway?
I've posted what I think his reasons are on here before:
>My headcanon is that Peach is a powerful sorceress and mycologist that maintains a population of mushroom retainers from an undisclosed laboratory somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom. I think impregnating the princess was just a bonus for Bowser; he wanted an easier source of willing followers than koopakind was able to offer him. I also find it worth noting that his fungal minions are obviously less capable than the toads are. He wanted whatever knowledge Peach had that he didn't.

>>8635469
Mario if he racist XD

>>8636901
So, a mushroom-based cloning system for unlimited minions?

>>8635862
you and i, anon
we both know

>>8637112
Precisely

>>8635351
No, that's the devs talking to you through the game.

>>8635469
any pokemon joke
>dude animal fights LOL
>dude pikachu talks LMAO

>>8636901
that'd explain why he kept some frozen shroobs in bowser's inside story at least

>>8635469
Bro where does sonic keep those rings? UP HIS ASSHOLE?!

>>8635351
that picture on the right is genuinely heartwarming, it's the type of image you show your kids when they show interest on how the two met and so on.

>>8638072
And then you show them this picture.

>>8635862
>>8637147
That animation has ruined this particular scene forever, I cannot unsee it. Much like how I can't play animal crossing the same way anymore, i have to avoid ankha lest I wish to think about the zone animation - hell even thinking about avoiding her entirely triggers it. Porn really is mind control.

>>8638082
really fondling that stache

>>8638109
I don't have that problem, maybe it's just something with your brain.

>>8636861
He's a zoomer, all they have is reference humor.

>>8638184
Zoomers were in kindergarten when that obnoxious meme was going around.

>>8638048
lol

>tfw no princess gf

>>8635398
This is what I've always thought as well. Mario's quest is to stay tripping off his tits for as long as possible, so he doesn't have to face the reality of being a plumber in Brooklyn. I'm sure when the drugs wear off, we'd see a real life scenario of a naked Italian coming down off drugs, running down a NY street yelling "YIPPIE!" to himself while jumping over trashcans and cars.

>>8639024
That happened in the latest Mario game.

>>8635383
gapped by bowser, plumbers can't compete

>>8638109
Sounds rough, anon. If you're still watching porn you need to quit ASAP

>>8638048
He keeps them on his cock. Now, the real question is: is that cock tan or blue?

>>8638110
He also got more kisses. What a player

>>8639024
>>8639294
kek

>>8639750
what happens in my mind whenever i see blue and yellow

>>8639294
I'll never understand why franchises pull this Roger Rabbit shit.

>>8642297
Pretty sure they did it to demonstrate Switch's tech capabilities (woah, those graphics, man!), to celebrate Mario's anniversary in some way and to reference original Donkey Kong game once more. New Donk is basically a super-expanded remaster of original DK level (yes i said that) in 3D.

Mario basically visits his past life, but from different timeline. That's why he's cartoonish and the rest of people are not.

>>8642331
>Switch's tech capabilities
it looks like a ps2 game

>>8635351

>>8635369
>Fire Flower

Ooh I dated a girl with that problem once, she really should see a doctor.

>>8638048
>Bro where does sonic keep those rings? UP HIS ASSHOLE?!
There are pocket dimensions with the bonus levels so it's pretty clear the rings just go to a pocket dimension until Sonic is damaged and then they fall back out, or until he goes Super Sonic and then they get broken down for energy.

>>8643249
Don't try to rationalize it, the games never do. It's not a game mechanic you're supposed to think about.

>>8642331
very retarded post

>>8635582
no, it's referencing the 2nd loop

>>8644627
Personally, I thought the movie did a brilliant job of adapting Sonic losing his rings into the plot in a way that worked.

>>8638048
Funny how Tails straight up asks this question in Sonic Generations, but in Sonic Adventure 2, he literally pulls out a walkie talkie from his ass

>>8645372
I didn't watch it and would like to hear how they handled this.

>>8645389
The rings in the movie act as portals to other worlds, and Sonic's guardian gave him a bag of them when he had to be shunted to Earth for his own protection. He ends up dropping the bag when he needs to escape our world for the same reason, and getting his rings back becomes his central hook. Wouldn't work in the games since their function is unrelated, but I like that they managed to make rings important here.

>>8645404
Wow, that's honestly pretty cool. I still don't think I'll watch it but that's neat

>>8642331
lmao wtf Miyamoto just likes NYC. He said it himself.

>>8645407
I enjoyed it, but I love Jim Carrey chewing the scenery enough to have been rewarded for my time. It's a perfectly fine children's road trip movie, and because it was decent instead of a historic disaster like how it looked initially, it's really been elevated for being passable. It's...weird, too, just in the sense that hearing a serious government man in a war room say "Robotnik" is, or a sudden piano version of the Green Hill Zone theme near the end. If you don't think you'd get anything out of it, you wouldn't. Sequel honestly looks pretty good, though.

>>8645419
>If you don't think you'd get anything out of it, you wouldn't. Sequel honestly looks pretty good, though.
That's honestly the impression I've gotten from the trailer for the second movie. I'm more interested in it than the first one.
I know this is probably an apples and oranges sort of comparison, but I felt like my modern nostalgia-catering video game movie itch was scratched by Detective Pikachu. I don't even plan to rewatch that and don't have trouble believing the Sonic movie was better than that one, but it sated me in that aspect if that makes sense

>>8645412
Okay, that's good enough reason too.

>>8645412
Shhh, you're like interrupting that guy's work-in-progress video essay man.

>>8645430
I hear you. I did think Sonic was better, which is just really funny to me. Things like this are why I'm not a betting man. Pokemania, though, that was a time to be a kid alright.

>>8645407
I was sure it was going to be either a tonedeaf take for little kids or an autistic cringefest, but it surprised the shit out of me and I enjoyed it far more than I expected.