/vr/ - Retro Games

>>8623996
Why are britsharts so fat and disgusting?

>>8623996

>>8623996

>>8623996
>PKing you in the lobby
>CKing you so you get stuck in the hospital forever
>crashing your game with telepipe
>crashing your entire server with spell spam
>NOLing
>corrupting your VMU save files
>resetting your BIOS so that your serial is disassociated with the game, permanently locking you out of playing on that console
>All this rampant, malicious hacking being perpetrated exclusively by... you guessed it... amerimutt niggers
>Sega forced to shut down the US servers a full FOUR YEARS ahead of the jap and euro version because ameriKKKans are incapable of not ruining other people's day

Why are burgers so retarded and soulless? Verification not required.

>>8624013
This is actually fun

>>8624002
>PKing you in the lobby
>CKing you so you get stuck in the hospital forever
>crashing your game with telepipe
>crashing your entire server with spell spam
>NOLing
>corrupting your VMU save files
>resetting your BIOS so that your serial is disassociated with the game, permanently locking you out of playing on that console
>All this rampant, malicious hacking being perpetrated exclusively by... you guessed it... amerimutt niggers
>Sega forced to shut down the US servers a full FOUR YEARS ahead of the jap and euro version because ameriKKKans are incapable of not ruining other people's day

Why are burgers so retarded and soulless?

>>8623996
I want that one lmao Little Britain was so fucking funny I swear to god, no one can match the kino that is Matt Lucas and David Walliams with such fantastic commentary as "Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah" and "I want that one" but my favourite kino of all is from Ting Tong Macadende, it's funny becuase Tingtong Chingchong Pingpong lol. Damn, I can't believe this utter absolute show got a video game adaptation. Now I can play as my favourite cripple and chav! Thank you Matt Lucas and David Walliams!

>>8624002
Because they're depicted by a fat comedian?

>>8624039
yeah I know

>>8624039
Heh

>>8624217
is it worth it for the best moments of the neng?

>>8624217
what exactly is the neng?

>>8623996

>tom and jerry
>early 2000s
Why?

after 4 main games, 1 spin-off, 3 revisons
>let's do another spin-off

>>8624832
better than mgs

>popular franchise
>karting videogame fever
let's do one

>>8624826
>It was still popular on Cartoon Network at that time

>>8624856
Here's your (you)

This is an N64 version of those electric pen games you get at fairgrounds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX5y41WOjfE

>>8625601
Amusingly called "Irritating Stick" internationally. Good work as always, Jaleco.

>>8624826
Show has been popular for a long ass time thanks to the shorts being shown on TV for decades. They were still popular in the 90s, with cartoon network broadcasting hour-long blocks of them frequently throughout the 90s and 2000s.

>>8624826
I was born in 95 and Tom and Jerry was one of my absolute favorites well into like 2005 at least. They were still showing Hanna Barbera and Looney Tunes stuff on TV all the time back then.

>>8625620
Irairabou is the name of the TV show so they just made a direct translation.

>>8623996
>Today's britain is so fucked that it makes 00's britain sound like utopia

>>8624817
>at the end of the game he is the only man left amongst all the babes in the world and needs to repopulate the earth.

>>8624826
idiot

>>8624039
It's funny how Little Britain gets criticism on 4chan of all places. I mean yeah it's not the best comedy show and it was made by two gay guys, but it literally got canceled for being "racist" and being "offensive to women and minority groups".
If you can, you should try to find the 'black friends' sketch. /pol/ would have loved that one if they were actually paying attention. It was actually pretty ahead of it's time, making fun of virtue signalling etc before the term virtue signalling was even being used.

>>8624812
The GBA version is fun.

>>8626125
>Little Britain has been memory hole'd
If you ever find a link to the black friends sketch in particular, please let me know

>>8626191
If you look it up on youtube you can find a couple reaction videos of it - kinda annoying but it's one way to still see it.

>>8626125
The black friends sketch is actually really funny. That's the kind of stuff where Little Britain shined, before it just devolved into catchphrase comedy.
Season 1 was alright. I'll defend it, up to a point. You have the Scottish hotel owner, who's the best character, and the one they never brought back because he was too hard to write continuous sketches for, and you have more straight one-offs.

>>8624278
Were they not able to show Eddie Murphy's face?

>>8626191
It's so "of it's time". I think the two creators are very desperately trying to downplay things like "I'm a lady"

>>8625729
Imagine all the issues caused by inbreeding a few generations later.

>>8626341
His likeness rights are expensive, you know

I wanted to play GTA: San Andreas but I compromised

>>8624039
yeah it was a pretty good show

>>8626125
Little Britain was just a shit unfunny watered down sketch show rip-off of The League of Gentlemen. And there was a shitload of edgy comedy from that period that was poking fun at political correctness in much subtler, subversive and funnier ways, stuff like Ricky Gervais’s bits on The 11 O’Clock Show, Da Ali G Show, Bo’ Selecta!, Jam, Nathan Barley, Smack the Pony, Big Train, The Adam and Joe Show … Little Britain is the kind of mindless trash Daily Mail reading room temp IQ mouth breathers laugh at.

>>8626549
Not really though. League of Gentlemen is Mark Gatiss' weird gothic horror vision of a forgotten town on the Welsh border. Little Britain was just very generic sketch comedy, some of which was funny, but most of which got old as soon as it blew up as a sensation and got milked to hell and back.

>>8626549
>the musings of a Guardian reader

>>8626579
Don't you love people who think they're intellectual comedy enjoyers, because they watch the shows on the other channel, which was counter cultural for like ten minutes in the 80's?
The Fast Show was better anyway.

>>8624013
1080i on PS2 master race

Oh, do fuck off, Janny. We were having a conversation. Go and pull some wings off a fly or something. You like that.

lmao as if jannies deleted the comfy discussion about early 00s british comedy, the joyless cunts

>>8626602
>>8626598
What do you mean?

>>8626516
Wasn't that show mostly about doctors and nurses having sex?

>>8626619
Rated T for teen

>>8624820
>The Official Game Based on the Nike TV Advert

Who was this tagline supposed to appeal to

>>8626668
I respect the honesty. Maybe the artist hated his job, and no one picked up on it.

>>8626668
>>8626670
I suddenly remembered the advert from 2000. Doesn't seem that long ago in my mind
https://youtu.be/tIpHlhY03Pw

>>8623996
Based on a cartoon show that exist

>>8626679
They got butts. Big ol guts.

The ultimate "What the fuck was that"

>>8626682
spare some change mister

>>8626682
The sequel to Suburban Sasquatch?

>>8624008
Snow White & The 7 Clever Boys, w/Manual
Gaming / Playstation2 Games
WeSell for £100.00
WeBuy for cash £58.00

Just rare or is it being memed somehow?

>>8626689
Pheonix Games have been memed since SA found them like fifteen years ago.

>>8626615
Check the archive: https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/8623996.. A load of posts were deleted because they were total bollocks about why LB ended. Also the guy who thought it was a watered down LOG, you are a fucking imbecile.

Little Britain ended because it was clear Lucas & Walliams had given up after the first series, which is the only honestly good one. It's no surprise that its worst sketches are from Series 2 onwards. This is coming from someone who loved it as a teen in the early 2000s.

Keeping on topic, I've seen some clips of OP's game and it seems adequate enough for a collection of mini-games. Nothing impressive, mind you.

>>8626689
It's Phoenix Games, Anon. They're notoriously shit.

>>8626615
Check the archive: https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/8623996.. A load of posts were deleted because they were total bollocks about why LB ended. Also the guy who thought it was a watered down LOG, you are a fucking imbecile, the two shows are entirely different in tone.

Little Britain ended because it was clear Lucas & Walliams had completely lost what made the first series funny, yet it kept get recommissioned. Series 1 is honestly the only good series. It's no surprise that its worst sketches are from Series 2 onwards. This is coming from someone who loved it as a teen in the early 2000s. Come Fly With Me from a few years later was alright, I guess.

Keeping on topic, I've seen some clips of OP's game and it seems adequate enough for a collection of mini-games. Nothing impressive, mind you.

>>8626689
It's Phoenix Games, Anon. They're notoriously shit.

>>8626693
>>8626705
I guess im asking why this one in particular seems to have an elevated price.

>>8626708
IIRC it was the last "game" Phoenix ever released. I will most likely be wrong about that though.

If you search it on YT you'll see exactly why it has its reputation, it's genuinely atrocious.

>>8626586
Is this that game that gave kids seizures?

>>8626516
I have a lot to say about this game, and not all of it is bad, but it's not retro.

>>8626705
You can't deny LOG had some influence on LB surely

>>8626694
They also tried to "break America" with their Little Britain USA show, but no one really cared. Then Lucas did his weird kid's TV show that went nowhere, and he was on Doctor Who, I guess.

>>8626717
If it had any influence, it certainly wasn't as much as that Anon thought it had. Also a "sketch show rip-off" of... a sketch show. Great thinking there.

>>8626723
Sorry for the deleted post by the way. Yeah, once LB USA happened nobody gave a shit.

>>8626586
It's not even a real game, is it?

>>8626730
Obviously not.

>>8626705
you probably weren’t even born then but at the time it was widely considered to be a watered down League for Daily Mail and Sun readers—Mark Gatiss even worked as a script editor on the first series you fucking clueless cunt with pleb tier taste in comedy. for starters Marjorie Dawes was a shameless rip-off of Pauline from League, you’ve obviously not even watched it if you think otherwise you gormless cunt. imagine being a Little Britain stan though lmao fucking philistine

>>8626727
he thinks League was a sketch show ahahahah, this is how I know you’re a clueless cum bubble

>>8626750
Labeling anything you think is beneath you as "Daily Mail" just outs as a bit of a tosser.
Marjorie Dawes was also a character Matt Lucas created for an episode of Shooting Stars, some years earlier.

>>8626750
Jesus Christ you're absolutely fucking upset.

>imagine being a Little Britain stan though lmao fucking philistine
Where did I say anything about "stanning" Little Britain? I liked it when I was a teenager, that doesn't say I like it now 15 years later. You're one simple cunt.

>>8626754
How was LOG not a sketch show?

>>8625724
All those camera didn't seem to save it.

>>8626757
The version of Marjorie Dawes presented in LB was clearly a rip-off of Pauline regardless of when the character was created, stop being such a dense tabloid reading cunt.

>>8626762
The characters aren't that similar. One's an inadvertently offensive idiot, while the other is a sadistic Nurse Ratched. figure.
I also don't read newspapers. It's console warring for adults, and I don't care about the world.

>>8626768
>I also don't read newspapers. It's console warring for adults
kek, I've never thought of it like that but you're right

>>8626769
Or sports teams for people who want to LARP as being "clever". Real smug twat behaviour.

>>8626772
Or political parties which fulfil the exact same purpose of "sports teams for people who hate sports".

>>8624460
A force of nature, a state of being, a national identity and most of all, a folk hero

>>8626775
Yep, or pretending there's rivalry between two BBC comedy shows, because I don't even fucking know.

>>8626780
Yeah, genuine nutter behaviour.

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T WATCH BBC COMEDIES YOU MUST WATCH CHANNEL 4 COMEDIES INSTEAD AHHHHH

Anyway, back on topic: this. Another Blast! classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEQw-zx_M3c

>>8626730
>>8626734
It is a real game, I distinctly remember my older cousin having a copy and he wouldn't let me play it

>>8626873
I bet he just stored weed inside PS1 disc case.

>>8626905
JAJAJA

RONALDINHO'S SOCKSER

>>8624013
The PSP version actually won an award for its Director Mode.

>>8624882
>released 2 years after TS2
>only has content from the first film
weird

>>8624231
What type of game is this

British television is fucking weird

>>8627023
Kinda like Metal Gear Acid? Idk how to describe it properly, turn-based card game on a grid

>>8626524
>I shiggydiggy

>>8626524
This is only worth checking out for the fact that it has Gandolfini and the rest of the cast doing the voices.

gib rom

>>8627747
I hate you zoomers

>>8626784
what ever happenned to "Cel shading" graphics?

>>8626905
Before the meme I had no idea this game existed, I only knew about the SNES one. I thought we went from that to Bomba Patch with nothing in between.

>two years after "the lost world"
>dino fever is decreasing
>third film isn't ready
let's do a fighting dinosaur game

>>8627775
Branded as uncool kiddie stuff outside of Japan. Everyone wants ugly scanned photorealistic characters.

>6 gorillon mascot karting games and "party" games
>mascot (after pac-man)
let's do a beach volley ball game

>bande dessinée character gets not one but TWO videogames on psx

>DC comics and stan lee presents:
What if Tony Hawk would get a BMX instead skate?

>>8627775
That softer Borderlands and Telltale games kind of style took priority over the more pronounced earlier styles. They remade XIII, and it looks kind of boring and subdued. The Fear Effect remake looks the same. At least there's that cool Jet Set Radio clone coming out.

>first one was on sega saturn, pc and psx
let's change artstyle in sequel and make it "realistic"

>star wars episode I and special edition fever
>destruction derby, demolition racer, twisted metal
let's do a mix between those

>>8627775
DBFZ, Guilty Gear Strive and other ArcSys games are what I imagine a modern take on that "3D that looks 2D" style looks like.

>>8627805
There's also a CDI game, which shockingly looks alright for a CDI game.

>>8627814
That was the original art style, also for the first. Only the Jap version changed that to something resembling anime.

>>8627814
>>8627824
original styles looked butt ugly. japan saves the day, as always.

I guess Namco REALLY wanted to make profit form CGUN45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKbjj35FWLw

>back in the days, even celebrities got a videogame

>>8623996
>games that exist
As opposed to games that don't exist?
I'm not gonna post several /vr/ game console libraries.

Everyone has a chibi head.

Also "bombad" is Gungan for super.

>>8623996
i don't know, but i'm convinced that this is a real british woman

>>8623996
>Software that can be used by fathers
what did they mean by this

>>8627808
Not sure why you're posting this one, BMX was popular at the time.

>>8627938
He's a baby.

>>8626682
The soundtrack for this game must be some of the most awful putrid shit I've had the pleasure to listen to, excluding low-hanging fruit like Crazy Bus which is just noise

>>8627986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbFD0jJasTQ

What the actual fuck.

>>8626682
>Telegames
the name alone doesnt promise anything good

>>8627973
looks like cee

>>8628001
It sure sounds like the sewers

>>8628001
Ah, I see the Resident Evil Director's Cut composer is getting work.

>>8628001
RE Director’s Cut Basement theme’s drunken younger brother

>>8628001
the musical equivalent of rolling your face across the keyboard

>>8628001

There it is, the soundtrack of a 4AM sleep paralysis episode

>>8623996
Rebel Wilson?

>>8627850
Jiggle physics?

>>8628001
>>8628105
This sounds like music from a really technically accurate creepypasta.
The chiptune bits are actually good. WTF.

>>8625640
Yeah, naturally, but come on, that's a horrible damn name. They could have done better. They wouldn't have, being Jaleco, but they could have.

>>8624826
I own this. It was super cheap and 2 player so my parents let us have it. I remember the 2nd last level Tom got replaced with a robot cat that filtered me for months. Overall it was shit but you get what you pay for.

>>8627802
You forgot
>Never released in America
>Instead of the fantasy language they give them Bong accents
Klonoa's ERE WE GO has been burned into my mind since the first time I played this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw7ANBKtWPE

>>8626508
Aren't most of the world's humans the result of inbreeding, when you think about it?

>>8626619
Yes, and believe it or not it's still on the air. Emblematic of the death of television that such a show can last on TV for nearly two decades despite having run out of quality content 15 years ago.

>>8626674
Arcade version is much better IMO

>>8626679
This and Butt Ugly Martians, I have no idea who thought they were good ideas.

>>8626778
He seems like just a weird obnoxious retard who does a stupid egyptian dance and yells a lot

>>8627821
Definitely so. The cel shading of the 2000s went out because they no longer needed it as a crutch for how to make 3D animation style look cool. Also, for that matter, actual animation cells died out in the 2000s anyway.

>>8627317
I wonder how well this actually compared to any other gun sim of the time. I would have to imagine that modern VR sims are far better.

>>8627846
The "Utility Series" indeed, before internet how else would you easily get a collection of videos about cats and cat care for a measly 1500 yen? Books are one thing, but this was video, and perhaps useful to someone who was a new or aspiring cat owner. Of course it's funny now to imagine paying for something that is now a free youtube video search away, but that's how the world has been going anyway, with tech products in general getting more and more free to use.

Could any japanese learning anons help me with that middle character on the title however? 猫の?い方. I can't read it and I can't find it from searching "Kaikata" on jisho nor on takoboto.

>>8626524
bada bing!

>>8624826
are you retarded?

>>8628001
it's like an experiment in anus

>>8626524

>>8626668
>>8624820
They were very famous. The Mission has already been posted. Here's another.
https://youtu.be/wnyFBA9TleU

>Remember that game that has the reputation of crashing the whole video game industry?
>What about it?
>Do you think kids remember?
>They weren't born. Why do you ask?
>No reason.

>>8628483
that game was actually alright

>>8628412
https://youtu.be/-j1O2wRw2I0

>>8627937
I forgot about this one

>>8628483
didn't this got a sequel or spin-off in PSone?

Net fucking Yaroze

>>8624278
>unboxing threads on /v/.jpg

>>8627510
It's also apparently considered canon by David Chase, not that anybody gives a fuck any more

>>8627747
Har har.

>>8626674
>pedo simulator

>>8624460
He was a caricature of a chav / raver from a late night show, his catchphrase was "que pasa neeeng" (what's up duuuude - "nen" being "kid" in Catalan, with an exaggerated pronunciation".

why does the janny fear Little Britain discussion??

>>8628001
There's like, good parts here, but the main trumpet farts have such a weirdly varying pace/tempo and beat.
If you replaced that part with something else, anything, you'd probably have something pretty decent.

>>8624805
I remember trying a demo of this on a Jampack disc and being thoroughly confused.

>>8629025
>Believing the slander and libel spread by the tribe when he refused to sell them parts of his music library.

>>8629617
>defending a pedo

>>8629689

>>8629689
They never found any proof and all the parents of these so called rape victims all accepted cash to drop all the charges. Was MJ weird? Sure but until you have smoking gun proof of molestation you should shut your mouth.

>>8624013
Pretty awesome game tho.

>>8626586
It's one of those retarded fake product art that's spammed on Instagram. Fake and gay.

>>8629702
Didn't Corey Feldman say something along the lines of Jackson being the only person who never tried to rape him?

>>8628961
I remember thinking this looked like fun but never buying it.

>>8629702
>accepted cash to drop all the charges
suspect as fuck when you literally pay your accusers off to prove your "innocence".
Now go ahead and tell me it was all the Jews fault that Michael was sharing his bed with young boys.

>>8630195
If you were raped by some sicko would you accept cash like a prostitute to drop all charges?

>>8630195
His bedroom, which housed several beds.

>>8624217
>>8626778
Neng is literally a Spaniard ripoff of Ali G. Ie, some comedian portraying a 2000's chav or whatever driving around blasting dnb and saying and doing stupid shit typical of the culture of the time.

Surprised Sacha Baron Cohen didn't put out an Ali G game to ride the fad.

>>8623996
Not sure if this counts for the theme of this thread, this game is on five different plats. PC, DC, PS1, PS2 and N64, and each version is completely different. Why did Ubisoft care so much and not just put the same shit out on every console?

>>8630281
Completely different? I thought they were all basically the same game.

>>8630281
Also, it's weird that the British localised title for this was "Quack Attack", when if anything "going crackers" is more of a British expression.

>>8630281
>>8630312
As far as I remember it basically has a "last gen" and "next gen" version with the portable version obviously being something different

>>8630312
PS1 and PS2 versions are Crash Bandicoot clones but on two different engines. PC, DC and N64 have completely different weirdass platforming mechanics and engines that differ version to version. They all use the same OST and FMVs though and so the story is completely the same.

>>8630272
My dad took me to this movie when I was 6 and I spent most of it pretty confused and not understanding the adult jokes and wondering why they kept talking about Popeye's Chicken (a chain I had never heard of before then)

>>8630327
Shit, that's right. It had a GBC version. Make that six different versions. I guess it was on some weird crossroads between the end of PS1 and N64 gaming and the start of DC and PS2.

>>8628961
This game was developed by Ninja Theory
Years later they talked about wanting to do a sequel but never got around to it

>>8630332
>that moment when you clock how many of these cheap comedies rely on product placement.
I don't think I even knew that White Castle was a real thing when I first saw Harold and Kumar.

>>8630281
Frank Thomas Big Hurt Baseball hit SNES, Genesis, Game Boy, Game Gear, PC, PlayStation AND Saturn. Could have only happened in 1995 really

>>8628397
It’s 飼い方
飼 means to domesticate.

>>8630339
At least in their case "going to White Castle" was tied into the plot of the movie, Adam Sandler usually just takes you aside to shill for something that has nothing to do with the movie
Apparently in various countries they renamed the movie to "Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies" or whatever since they don't have White Castle

>>8630343
Why no Jaguar or 3DO?? They really didn’t try to reach everybody. Big Hurt Baseball killed those consoles.

>>8627828
Captain Jeff looking ass

>>8630379
No doubt Lemmings got ported onto Jag and 3DO or at least had ports in the works.

>>8628961
I had this game, I haven’t played it in like what, twenty years, but I remember having a blast with it and it was a hit with my friends.

>>8630348
Yeah Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies is what I knew it as.

>>8623996

>ridge racer
>ridge racer revolution
>rage racer
RAPID RACER

>>8630281
interesting topic, we should make a new thread to discuss about "same game, different version"

>>8630924
There's a powerboat ridge racer? Is it better than Hydrothunder?

>>8627967
Yes, but Dave Mirra was the king back then

>>8626132
True, but it got 3 releases on psx and GBA at that time.

>>8630934
speaking about ridge racer
>pretty well know franchise
third entry is always forgotten, poor rage racer

>>8630346
ありがとうアノン先生

>>8630383
what they were really missing is obviously James Pond 2

>>8630327
>>8630337
When you paid out for the disney license you gotta make it worth your while.

>>8630449
It's practically a regional thing at this point, for one thing white castle isn't that wide of a chain, and for another it's been going out of business for a long time.

>>8630739
anyone know how well the "motion gravure series" compares to the first Xtreme Beach Volleyball? Fascinating to me how games only seem to have tried interactive gravure a few times

>>8626934
Wonder if they only had rights up to a certain year, and ts2 was released in the interim.

same case as rage racer, ace combat 2 is the forgotten one in the ace combat series

magazines back then sold this game as "playstation answer to perfect dark"

>main series spin-off is mediocre
What a surprise!

>>8631083
Which would probably have been Syphon Filter in reality.

>>8631093
speaking of which, third entry got stuck/forgotten in psx. First game and sequel were popular but third entry keeps getting forgotten.

>>8631105
>9/11 cover

>>8627317
This series is still going. There's a PSVR version on the store. Never tried it.

The PlayStation 2 really was the definitive "yep, that game exists" console.

>>8630924
I had this at the time. It looked really impressive back then and I remembered it as a pretty solid racer. Recently emulated it after discovering it and being hit with a wave of nostalgia. It's a lot more boring than I remember.

>>8631228
I don't get that reference.

*
>Disney's 102 Dalmatians: Puppies to the Rescue is a platform video game developed by Crystal Dynamics and published by Eidos Interactive for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation, Dreamcast and Game Boy Color. It is loosely based on the live-action Disney movie 102 Dalmatians.
>The Microsoft Windows version of 102 Dalmatians: Puppies to the Rescue was co-developed with Prolific Publishing; the Game Boy Color version was developed by Digital Eclipse and the PlayStation version by Toys for Bob.

>A video game based on the film was released exclusively on PlayStation on November 20, 2003.

>Buzz Lightyear of Star Command is a platform/shooter video game developed by Traveller's Tales, and published by Disney Interactive and Activision in 2000. It is based on the animated series of the same name, a spin off of Toy Story. It was released for Dreamcast, PlayStation, Microsoft Windows, and Game Boy Color.

not mr. domino

I played devil dice's demo like 100 hundred times

>>8631086
I liked it, except for finding it difficult as fuuuuuuck

>average blockbuster film gets a videogame
yeap, it was late 90s / early 2000s
such many cases

>>8631263
>PS1
>2003
Why even bother at that point.

Is this a Shovelstation thread?

>>8631281
PsOne users base was HUGE back then, look at syphon filter 3.

>frogger yes
frogger 2?????

>>8631290
>2003 = 2001
Are you stupid?

>>8631287
>Shovelstation
More like Shoulpsxstation thread

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Addons on consoles

Magazines loved this game back then.

>>8631294
I mean, after PS2 got realeased, almost everybody stopped caring about psx.

>popular french film franchise get a videogame
It isdeveloped by either Ubisoft or infogrames

>>8631302
>I mean, after PS2 got realeased, almost everybody stopped caring about psx.
That's what I was saying in the first place, fucking hell.

You don't need to spam the thread with titles either.

If we're doing weird PC ports there's the legendary Spider-Man 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOU6HVSL6a8
The PSP version of Spider-Man 2 is also sadly not a port of the home console version but instead some weird alternate sequel game to the first Spider-Man movie game in that it has the same level structure and gameplay. I think. I haven't played it, this is just stuff I heard

>>8631324
We should make a special thread about "ports", you have my support anon.

>>8630327
There actually is more to it than that.
The PS1 version of Goin' Quackers/Quack Attack mixes 2D and 3D in the same level which the N64/PC/DC versions don't do. This means it doesn't share the level designs with any of the other versions. Some of the boss fights are unique as well.
There are some differences between the rest of the last gen versions but they're not really worth mentioning.
The PS2/GC versions are entirely different from the last gen versions but don't differ too much from each other. They also suck.

>>8626682
Only GBA game you had to mail order as it was never sold in stores from what I remember

>>8631329
You do it I'm going to bed

>>8626682
does this have sequels?

Suprised this one hasn't been posted yet.

>>8623996

PlayStation did digital comics for the PS1. 2999 Game Kids and Carol the Dark Angel look more exclusive since I don’t see any comics or sequels of its manga.

>>8631081
I think AC2 got a remaster on 3DS

>>8631276
That's not even the worse

>>8630941
sadly NA only got the GBA version

>>8623996
I love the "Poe's Law" in effect here - Americans probably think this image is a /pol/ style meme, and can't possibly be real.

It is real, both the game and the (satirical) TV show, and beyond that there are millions of people in Britain who are exactly like this.

>>8632159
That's the last title I need to finish my Xbox Coomer collection, I already have:
>DOA Volleyball
>BMX XXX
>Playboy: The Mansion
>Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Loud

>>8632146
The burger king games were good for what they were.
It's also neat to note they work on both the xbox and xbox 360 natively.

>>8630343
If the NES hadn't been discontinued the year prior, I bet it would've seen an NES port too.

>>8630739
mommy milkers

>>8632685
Despite the packaging style designed to look like a 360 release, they are actually original Xbox games.

>>8632785
>Despite the packaging style designed to look like a 360 release, they are actually original Xbox games.
No they aren't, there's both the Xbox and 360 versions on there. They're separate games. Which one plays depends on what kind of Xbox you put it into.

>>8632609
You'll literally get arrested if you finish your collection anon

I'm so sorry...

>>8632159
Only mass released game I can think of that's legally counted as child porn

>>8632404
this was a movie? seemed like a cute little futuristic racer

>>8626679
SUPER DUPER SUMOS
HOUH

>release the first N64 Pokemon game for the West
>it's a game where you take pictures of Pokemon
>it sold well and became such a cult classic they felt the need to make a sequel over twenty years later
Pokemania was insane, what other franchise could even do this

>>8633119
Why exactly didn't Nintendo just make a pokemon game on n64? I don't think they even made one on gc either.

>>8633184
Game Freak were focused on the Game Boy, simple as
Colosseum and XD: Gale of Darkness are more or less 'full 3D Pokemon games' for GameCube but their design is pretty different and the Pokemon pool is dramatically smaller. Also Colosseum is horseshit but that's besides the point

>>8633184
Gamefreak building an entire 3D world, and also animating 151 Pokemon, was probably way beyond their capabilities at that point (maybe would have even exceeded cartridge memory limitations? I don't know). They're only just now getting there, and that's with help from Monolithsoft.

>>8633119
Well, it's just an on-rails shooter, in design. It was a pretty tried and true format.

>>8633385
Name thirty other franchises with "take pictures of the subject matter of the series" as the only gameplay of a spinoff game that did well

>>8633392
You're looking at it wrong. It's Virtua Cop, but the gun is a camera.

>>8633397
I don't care what you're trying to say, it doesn't change the fact that it's a video game about taking pictures that was successful. It doesn't magically become less weird because "the rail shooter genre exists"
This is literally a thread about games that are odd or have weird subject matter, that's the fucking point of the thread. By your metric everything else shouldn't be in here either because "well so and so genre exists!!!" it's not what we're fucking talking about dumb shit.

>>8633401
>take gameplay style that had proven effective
>combine with brand that was popular
Why wouldn't it work? Because you think cameras are inherently not a fun concept for a game? Those Endless Ocean games have their niche.

>>8632159
I'll never not see Pat Sharp on that cover.

>>8632404
>inspired by the fifth element
Is this like that statement they had to put on the Dead Rising box stating it had nothing to do with Dawn of the Dead?

>>8633119
if it was JUST taking photos it wouldnt do well. having the apples, pester balls, etc to make secret things happen and unlock routes and all really sold it

>>8633851
For the time it's the most immersive experience of being in the Pokemon world too. Might still be, even.

>>8633119
It's still an incredibly interesting take on the on-rails shooter in terms of how you could affect the properties of the scripted events, change the routes, and eventually return with new tools to create entirely new routes or interactions. Snap series are among the best games in the franchise, but you're right that only Pokemon really could've gotten away with the idea.

>>8632609
Rumble Roses?

legit fun game that nobody ever talks about.
think Bust a Groove but in the sky

>>8626784
I’ve always found Rowan Atkinson to be very cartoony looking.

>>8634325
Probably explains why he's been so successful as an actor and comedian.

>>8634314
fun game, actually. Like Dungeon Keeper but more Dragon Quest-themed

All of the Moorhuhn games. But especially this one.

Oh and the song that was based upon them:
https://youtu.be/4WqDxbN1Mws

>>8633401
>I think this is weird, so people shouldn’t have bought it

>>8626784
Sort of surprising that it took them until the PS2 was a thing to release a Mr. Bean game.

>>8634381
That's when the animated show came out. I would have loved some abomination of a digitised actor platformer on the SNES though. Like the Time Cop game, with a hideous Mr Bean sprite (probably not Rowan Atkinson because he'd be expensive) gingerly wandering around the screen like a paedophile.

>>8632089
Bigfoot goes to foot locker

>>8634374
The first (free) game apparently killed productivity in offices for a week when it came out. I vaguely remember that.

>>8634374
These games were junk. But I still played them.

>>8623996

Sega wanted to do their own Powerpros for Saturn and DC, but you can’t actually play baseball you have to train and watch the players.

Sega wanted to do their own Power Pros for Saturn and Dreamcast. But it’s a

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-XsRCIXHHkE

>>8634390
>I would have loved some abomination of a digitised actor platformer on the SNES though.
Mr. Bean the 2D platformer for SNES with digitized graphics is everything I never knew I wanted

>>8634390
>>8634789
>cut-scene of the Reliant Robin falling into a river

>>8634796
I can see it.

>>8630332
Same here. I didn't know Popeyes was located here in NYC or at least I didn't see them. Then again, I didn't eat Popeye's back then

>>8634789
>with digitized graphics
I'd rather have some great stylized pixel art, thank you

>>8632404
WHAT? amazing, video game based in a film get a sequel spin-off on next gen console

I had the impression of having already seen some Mr. Bean hack for some NES game, but apparently not on Romhacking.
What NES game could make for a cool Mr. Bean hack?

>>8635240
Excitebike but replace the bikes with the mini

>>8635157
>I'd rather have some great stylized pixel art, thank you
No fuck you, the point is for it to be dated and like something that could have come out, not your autistic fangame

>>8626679
>Can't have all the obese sumos as Asian stereotypes, that'd be racist. Let's make one African and one white

>>8635336
It was a very weird show. If I remember correctly the blonde guy was in love with his butt

>>8635259
No taste pleb

>>8625724
I cannot think of a more miserable city in England than Manchester.

>>8635357
If we're OK to include towns as well: Slough, Staines, Coventry, Canterbury, Rhyll, Hastings, Littlehampton...

>>8634374
Is this the Graf chicken?

>>8635259
most of the trashy licensed platformers of the time used pixel art

>>8627823
It may look alright, but it sadly plays like shit which is a shame.

>>8626674
I remember playing this on an arcade machine in the early 90's and, for years, thinking it was a sugar-induced fever dream

>>8631270
this game was fantastic. I even went and found a multitap so my friend and I could make his sister and her friend cry. Is there anything similar to a modern version of this?

>>8628181
Nope, zero. It's a qte fest. The Time Crisis styled parts are pretty fun though

>>8627674
i think this game has an emulated playerrun server going now

>>8635984
Fake

>>8635250
You just made me think of City Connection

>>8635916
The arcade one is wildly different from the Genesis game, though.

>>8635984
How does he doe it?

It was complete dogshit too

>>8632947

>>8635357
Birmingham?

>>8634374
>Der Shatz Pharao

The shit Pharaoh?

>>8636149
This on the other hand was pretty good.

>>8636208
One of the girls flashing her tits was 17 (either she said she was 18, or they didn't bother asking, don't recall).

Now, that's pretty bad, that's an...
>"Oops, we should have carded these chicks!"
... and you're an idiot kind of bad, not like...
>"I groomed my toddler and uploaded the footage to the dark web."
... and you're a monster kind of bad. Many would be willing to eventually forgive for the former, as they got their sentence and the game was recalled.

>>8636238

>>8623996
Train racing, cocksuckers

>>8636286
>Midas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poT-Qc8WRic

Yep, it's shit

>>8636679
actually I take that back
this is shit but in a hilarious way

>>8636681
That's the spirit!

>>8624826
zoomer, cartoon network started in 92' and they didn't have much original shows, so they filled that void with hannah barbera stuff and tom and jerry also their first movie came out in the 90's.

>>8636273
What even happens in a scenario like that? Do they have to recall all copies of the game?

>>8636690
Kind of weird how there was that big resurgence of classic cartoons in the 90's. I don't think it clocked with me until much later that things like Loony Tunes and Scooby Doo were actually old as fuck. They were probably more relevant than the 80's shit like He-Man, by that point.

>>8626784

What is that fucking BUZZ sound ?
Fucking horrid!

>>8632947
Qrd?

>>8636681
The best kind of shit, better than a game being boring!

>>8623996
I refuse to believe this is real

>>8637158
oh you better fucking believe it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgTKIrxn65o

>>8637239
lol please tell me there's a Desiree DeVere minigame

>>8637268
>Players can interact with the sketch show characters in a series of seven mini-games featuring Lou and Andy, Vicky Pollard, Emily and Florence, Marjorie Dawes, Daffyd Thomas, Judy & Maggie and Letty.

Most I understand but fucking Letty? A one off sketch about a woman who loves frogs but despises real ones?

>>8626682
He looks terrified of the player

>>8632159
>TEGYA

>>8636746
I believe that's the case, yeah, and that the game is considered contraband to be surrendered if found. Or something along those lines.

>>8637375
I don't think you've understood the point of this thread.

>>8626586
Salvia trips are nothing at all like that cover tries to depict. They're far less interesting than any real psych.

>>8631281
Probably made for very young players with hand-me-down consoles. The same reason the PS2 and GBA kept getting licensed cartoon games well into the 7th gen.

>>8636812
Some of the girls lied about their age and were actually 17 or something like that.

>>8630924
dont forget rave racer

>>8634314
Not retro.

>>8637335
You can still buy the game on ebay. My local game shop has a bootleg copy. Also you can find the scene on youtube. There is nothing illegal about viewing it or owning the game. The devs got in trouble but the game is not contraband. She lied about her age so she could flash her tits and then lied that she was taken advantage of to get a lawsuit. Americans are retarded and promotes stupid drunk girls gone wild whores and then pretends to be outraged when a girl lies about her age to get attention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEYR4zVBZBI

>>8634796
It wasn't a Robin; it was a Regal.

>>8637702
I should have remembered that, it was a panel van.

>>8637320
wouldve been better to post this

>>8632159
>one of the founders of Retro Studios was the Director of this

>>8636750
Space Jam might have helped that.

>>8624832
>Special Forces
Basically MK11

>>8628961
>Played this every fucking day, literally. Conkers Live and Reloaded, Chicken Little, Halo 1, Destroy All Humans, Battle at Bikini Bottom. Spider-Man and Hulk game and I forget what else.

Where have you been when alex gordon existed?

>>8631262
>>8631105
For reference, that was originally going to be the boxart for SF3 in the US, but it got changed to this super last-minute due to "muh 9/11"
Like, so last-minute there are copies that got printed with the "9/11" cover

>>8624826
Tom and Jerry is literally the best cartoon of all time zoom zoom.

>>8638194
I can think of ones I like better, but they're pretty fucking good, and are famous for a reason.

Cartoon Network would run Tom & Jerry in the late evening for a long time in the 2000s (at least where I lived), and I must have watched through all of them a few dozen times while eating dinner, and it was pretty fucking good times, for a while anyway.
I got tired of it when the fucks in charge fucked up and accidentally had the exact same lineup of episodes rerunning every single evening, no longer cycling through the different ones, and I kind of gave up there and switched over to The Simpsons reruns on another channel.

>>8626508
Assuming you had 3.5 billion women on the planet, and let's say only 1 billion of them are of age and fertile. That would mean you could impregnate 1460 a year assuming the Duke could fuck 4 bitches a day and assuming insemination was assured.
Of that 1460 per year, roughly half would be male. These males upon turning 9-13ish would be able to impregnate any woman that Duke hasn't impregnated or sired, avoiding any inbreeding issues.
There should be plenty of women that was initially too young for Duke that would be of age for his male line.
Eventually you'll run out of women that don't have Duke DNA, at that point you'll need to be selective on who was birthed by who and select for furthest genetically.

All of the day bro

>>8630281
What's with ubisoft and making same name different game? This, splinter cell double agent and prince of persia forgotten sandsny

>>8632609

>>8637676
Didn't they removed the scene?

>>8630281
its only 4 versions
ps1
gb
n64/dreamcast
ps2/gamecube

gb is obv the most different. the others are mostly similar, so saying "COMPLETELY DIFFERENT" is a big exaggeration.

i dont even really count gb, because pretty much every licensed game ever had a portable version that was different from the home console version. even non licensed games did this a lot.

>>8626586
Too colourful for Salvia.

>>8627808
decent game

>>8638153
Why the fuck did they change it? What does either design have to do with 9/11?

>>8637818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmHUHwdS-Xs

I genuinely hope this was a budget title, holy shit.

>>8636123
Just for the halibut, I think.

>>8636286
>Multi-track drifting!!

>>8631262
My sister loved this game, then I stuck my finger in the center hole of the disc and dad could only get it out by snapping it

>>8639285
your dad is a fucking retard

>>8639285
It sounds like the plot to a Saw movie.

>>8639292
please don't remind me, the experience of this is even more painful than code veronica

>>8639252
Straight up looks like something made by PilotRedSun.

>>8635357
fuck off southern/scouse cunt

>>8625620
Shh, Jaleco is a gem

>>8625620
You're a shithead. Jaleco made some good stuff.

>>8633119
This is one of those games that I have fond memories of but would never actually play today. I imagine it would be very boring to play now
>>8637416
I disagree. I experienced complete ego death at age 14 using a salvia concentrate & a high-temp torch lighter. It’s impossible to explain w/ words.
You’re right in the sense that it doesn’t produce visuals like other psys do though.

>>8630739
Megumi?? Haha more like mega milkers if you ask me…haha oh yeah

>>8637962
is this why samus’s scan mode in Metroid prime 3 can tell you if female enemies have armpit and pussy hair?

>>8623996
Sorry in advance if this isn't the place to ask, but speaking of games existing, does anyone know of a PS1 or possibly Sega Dreamcast game called Bird Brain? With very basic 8 bit kind of graphics, where you play as a mother bird who has to feed her babies and everything in the game is trying to kill you? I cannot find a trace of its existence online and have been searching for it for years.

>>8642323
There is a Famicom game called Bird Week, which is similar to what you've described.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04URr1NWAQU

You've probably played some bootleg port of it. I know that bootleg discs with NES/SNES roms and emulators were distributed both for PS1 and Dreamcast

>>8642337
This seems like it, thanks a lot anon!

>>8639252
It's a quick and dirty remake of a 2D PC game
https://youtu.be/iuxxcXUqJho

>>8637676
The age of consent ranges from 16 to 18 depending on the state but federal law, politicians, require 18 minimum to do porn.

>>8639371
This game was great, wtf you mean? Playing alliance in spanish and orcs in german was amazing.

>>8640002
Plateau 3+ on dxm is better, not even mentioning things like cid or mush, but I understand.

>>8642907
Even with 2D graphics, that game is just terrible.

>>8642923
i've never seen footage of the ps1 version and didn't know it existed, unlike diablo and c&c games

>>8642951
Why did you post this

>>8630924
I remember it being pretty fun

>>8631267
Rented this one a few times as I was a huge Toy Story fan. I seem to remember it being on rails and hard as fuck. Although that might be because I was 8

>>8642951
i miss phill hartman

>>8635637
Yup, graf is german, but this aint a doom thread so pic related - a really shitty polish game, tho it had some nice ideas that were unique in its time

>>8635364
Canterbury is probably one of the least miserable areas of Kent desu

>>8643604
Jesus Christ. That bodes fucking ill for Kent. I've been through Ashford International a few times and always thought it looks like a ghost town. The kind of place you see in the skybox of a PS1 game.

>>8643609
Ashford is completely bizarre, for what is sort of a 'main hub' station it's dead. The actual town is utterly grim too, one of those vile mixtures of 70s development and corrupt modern regeneration. It's obscenely overrated as a county and if it wasn't so close to London the whole place would be Grimsby tier.

>>8637962
Lol that’s great I’ve never heard that one

>>8630337
There's also the GBA version
Different title though

>>8644117
I wonder how many hours were spent to come up with that title.

>>8644006
Yeah, I was stunned by the fact I went through there at about 3 on a weekday and saw not a living soul in the 25 minutes waiting for my connection except people who got off my train with me. Nobody in the station, or visible outside it.
Ashford confirmed for Britain's Silent Hill.

>>8639360
I’m from Blackpool m8

>>8637572
And then she sued them
Can't stand roasties
>OMG I showed you my underage boobs so you could take pictures of them and you did! This is like not my fault at all!

>>8645005
You can't consent if you're underage.

>>8645061
That didnt stop her from flashing her tits.

>>8633379
It's still way beyond their capabilities.

>>8645974
Imagine the smell. *pukes*