/vr/ - Retro Games

With such an amazing exclusive, one has to wonder why the 3DO never took off as a viable platform.

>>8619125

It also saw a PC release but not with the same stock music that was in the 3DO version, but it also has the full uncensored version from the start without having to enter a cheat code to remove the censor bars like in the 3DO version.

>>8619110
Does she get naked or what

>>8619110

This game doesn't even classify as an FMV, as it doesn't actually have any full motion video. It's all still images.

>>8619209
I thought it did have some full motion in it.

>>8619220
>I thought it did have some full motion in it.

Watching the 'lets plays', I don;t see any, but maybe there is some? The game has such a bare presentation. It's like clip art and slide shows. I'm surprised nobody tried to make their own cheesy version of this game? I always wanted to see FMV games make a come back. Yeah people criticise them for being shallow, but I kinda like a shallow and quick gaming experience sometimes. Especially with streaming/ DIY youtube creators.

>>8619193
I think she gets a job

>>8619220
There's only one FMV which is the intro, the rest of the game's a PowerPoint slideshow.

TAKE
YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

>>8619247

Oh right, of course there is!

>>8619110
>Mario
>tie

>>8619110
We need a 3D remake asap, we could still hire the original actors to voice their 3D counterparts!

>>8619230
what is this place

>>8619292

I took the screenshot from this lets play:
https://youtu.be/Lw44hY76XTM

>>8619110
It's a shitload of fuck.

>>8619110
>3DO’s Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties
And other "games" the kiddos had never heard of until their favorite talking head on Yewtewb told them all about it with some fart jokes and dirty words All this and so much more, tonight on nu-/vr/! See the kiddos larp like they knew about this game before the AVGN video. Watch as they pretend they're old enough to have ever seen a 3DO, let alone anything that came before it. Be amazed when they start larping at each other and having arguments over shit that happened in the eighties despite both of them being born in '02! Just like watching two foreigners have a conversation in English when neither of them actually speak it!

Good times.

Fun fact: The lady in this game was the inspiration for Poison from Final Fight.

>>8619628
qrd? doesn't she predate that game?

>>8619420
name a game that hasn't been touched by a youtuber

>>8619753
Jeanne Basone, who used to wrestler for GLOW (Glorious Ladies of Wrestling) under the ring name Hollywood. In 1988 she did a photoshoot wearing punk gear, which Akiman used for reference when drawing Roxy and Poison.

>>8619787
well shit, i learned something new today. thanks anon

>>8619420
Are you insinuating you owned a 3DO, and played this game? Because, I'm sorry if you did. The entire value of a game like this is as fodder for internet comedy.

>>8619327
It's weird how parts of this are kind of a comfy slide show of the early 90s.

>>8619292
American short track racing anon

>>8619787
forgot her name and i've been looking for this image for a while, ty, anon.

>>8619757
This one

>>8619420
The avgn episode of this came out when I was in high school, I’m 32 now. I think at this point more time has elapsed between the avgn video and now than between when this game came out and jimmy did his take on it.

>>8619420
>lived through this era
>didn't know shit about the 3DO or it's games because it was total bullshit no real video game enjoyer would ever buy
>the only expensive system worth a shit was the Neo Geo
Looks like I was right. Why did you waste your money on this retard crap?

>>8619420
why aren't you heckin laughing about the meme game, anon? It's called Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties for heck's sake!

>>8619125
Well it did one thing: It made may for one of the biggest racing franchises in gaming.

>>8619193
IIRC if you choose an option to put her into a sexual position a wacky character yells at you for having your mind in the gutter, so even if you wanted a shitty softcore porno you would be disappointed.

I really want to install this on my 98 retro PC. Just haven't done it yet.

>>8619110
I feel the game failed because of shit advertising. Instead of trying to make it look like a movie, advertise that it's a slide show. Advertise the wackiness. Say that thanks to NOT using FMV for the majority of its runtime, the photos are much higher quality than it could ever be (of course not now, but back then). Just try to pass it off as a new experience, and it might have caught on for a year or two.

>>8621192
Don't do it.

>>8621139
Lame

>>8619857
>>>8619327 (You)
>It's weird how parts of this are kind of a comfy slide show of the early 90s.

I should just emulate it on 4DO or something.

>>8619787
Based.

>>8622754
I emulated it recently. It takes around an hour to finish.

>>8619787
Ok, this is cool.

HELP ME HELP!

>>8619420
>I hate fun.

I always forget to find a playthrough of the uncensored version, should get around to it.

It isn’t much different from the visual novels Japan was putting out at the time.

>>8623406
I want to see also.

>>8619787
So Poison really is a woman and not a tranny, how 'bout that.

>>8623406
Just find one of Basone's BDSM videos instead.

>>8623663
Poison is a classic case of an artist drawing a girl and calling it a boy. The only reason they turned her into a tranny was because feminists were complaining about a game where the hero beats up women.

>>8621030
>implying i ever owned one
Are you fucking retarded?

>>8619787
I've just noticed the proto-Shadaloo logo on her cap too.

>>8623373
>this thread is what zoomers consoder "fun"
Whatever floats your boat son. Go make another ten OI ME SPECCY threads, you probably think they are peak entertainment.
>>8619839
>>8621030
Fags.

>>8619230
They came back. Did you miss the whole FNAF craze and "Her story" collecting awards?

>>8623889
>I am jaded. Therefore I need to ruin it for everyone else. Nobody shall smile ever again.

The only complaint I have is that it's a slide show and not full motion video all the way, which would be no problem on the 3DO

>>8619193
You can see her nude while she's showering in the opening (still images only). I think you have to enter a cheat code to remove some black bar censoring.

>>8619420
>MUH AGE MUH AGE MUH AGE
Why is this board like this?

>>8624650
Just play the PC version, no need for cheats.

>>8619292

>>8619787
>>8623849
Damn , she looked hot before the plastic surgery. When will women realize that plastic surgery looks horrible on them and that they look better natural, unless you are genuinely fucked up by some personal disaster that ruins your face or body?

>>8623673
Imagine if he said that shit today.