/vr/ - Retro Games

>>8593245
Stop falseflagging for your gay console war. America and Europe don't have to be enmity with each other, nor do Sega, Nintendo, and Sony fans.

>>8593245
>It's YET ANOTHER Yuji Naka bashing thread

>>8593245
>someone mentions Eurojank
>random C64 chiptune music starts playing in my head
>dont know C64 very well at all, only played one once
>idk if the music exists
>it sounds great

>>8593245
I just want to find one single good Yuro jump n' run

>>8593264
Man Euro games just stink out loud, they're horrible and not fun. Its like they look at America and Japanese games and try to recreate what they are but are too autistic to understand why they are fun and what mechanics make them so. Live in your commie block apartments and your multicultural shitty capitals eurofags

>>8593495
Yuros at least tried to imitate the things they liked about Japanese games. Americans just made flight sims and sports games

>>8593506
that isnt true at all, Sonic 2 is half american developed.

>>8593506
Do you not know of Atari or Midway? You havin a giggle there m8?

>>8593527
>"You can copy games from your friends to play on your amiga 500! yeah they all suck but they're almost free!"

>>8593245
>What is Rareware

>>8593539
The Uk is not continental Europe, Britannia has always been proto america with muttfied immigrants and subversive cultural exports

>>8593476
based mental ear haver, all the musicians I know have this ability and few nonmusicians do.

>>8593476
I can do this with C64, genesis, SNES, amiga, and occasionally PCE

>>8593482
I love the Creatures games and Mayhem in Monsterland

>a big character sprite moves fast and has acceleration like Sonic
>there are lots of pointless objects to collect
>the level design is either like a big room with few features or is full of threats you can't see coming
>the background graphics have lots of color gradients
>somebody's telling you the Amiga version is better
>there are characters that are meant to be cute but are actually creepy
>you're left wondering what the point of it all is
yep, it's a Eurogame

>>8593495
Smurfs 2 on the Gameboy (Eurojank) starts you off in front of a death pit where if you press “right” when the level starts you die. You have to go “left” for a bit to scroll the screen to see a tree platform.

I grew up on these games but whenever I rented them I was a bit disappointed. The first SNES Smurfs game is kinda good though, very challenging.

>>8593641
forgot
>at least one candy or toy themed level

>>8593264
Fuck off, hippy. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

>>8593641
>characters that are meant to be cute but are actually creepy
So many of them are so aggressively ugly that I can only imagine it is intentional. Why Eurodevs of the 80s and 90s thought people wanted stupendously ugly fucks in their games I'll never know.

>>8593980
It's also fun when overseas companies tried their damndest to salvage the ugly European artwork, or at least on the box. Like this...

>>8593980
I consider this to be one of the better euro games, even if at times it feels like a romhack of a Sonic game’s versus stages

>>8593987
... became this in Japan

>>8593990
And whoever did this Whizz SNES box art managed to derive something cute out of...

>>8593245
>ook ook eek eek i'm an amerifat

>>8593994
... this ugliness

I’ve always liked this one. It’s very tightly designed. Not sure if the big robot on the cover is supposed to be your little robot in the game.

>>8593997
This will get deleted, just watch. Why do jannies hate amerifatposting?