/vr/ - Retro Games

Playable in multiplayer at least

Funny given the current state of Jim Sterling
But
The Wikipedia golden axe article links to an article by Jim Sterling calling Tyris "Sixteen bits of world-class tits"

Superior Soldiers

>>8541371
Was this animated by NetherRealm Studios, lol wtf.

If they killed a piece of ass like Marian, I would've been out there seeking revenge too. I'm guessing that's why the NES version brought her back to life, lol.

>>8541307
more like /vr/ qtp2ts

"TINA PSYCHOOOO"

define bimbo

I'm surprised there's no "ARGHHH I HATE THE SUBJECT OF THIS THREAD
I'M ANGRY THIS THREAD EXISTS, INSTEAD OF HIDING THE THREAD I WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU LIKE.
YOU'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE, SO THAT MEANS THERE'S NO NEED TO EXPLORE THIS SUBJECT FURTHER EVER AGAIN!
I WILL SPEND A LOT OF TIME KICKING AND SCREAMING HERE, WHILE I TELL YOU TO GET A LIFE OR WHATEVER THE LATEST OVERUSED BUZZWORD THAT'S BEEN BEATEN TO DEATH" yet

>>8541458
Your mom.

>>8541354
You just know they drew her naked then painted the garish bikini

>>8541371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpJEmCK51W4

>>8541473
that's every drawing

>>8541354
>thong
Really just a more revealing bottom than it is an actual thong, sadly.

>«I'm here to rescue young girls and suck magic door handles and I don't see any young girl here.»

>>8541541
I really, really like this image

>>8541534
this is now in a property of Sega by the way

>>8541607
>>8541534
Used to play PSR on MAME in the early 00s and beat myself raw to that MILFy babe. Seeing those giant titties pop out after numbing my brain with pachinko was such sweet release. I didn't much care for the art style in #2.

>>8541607
Based Sega

>>8541507
lol this is horrifying, wtf japan.
How do you manage to make a sexy lady horrifying

>>8541541
She killed trillions

>>8541929
I prefer the NES version: more qt for me

>>8542079
>Duke denying people the privilege to observe naked breasts
Very out of character for him.

>>8541462
Overdone yes but who gives a fuck?

>>8542079
fetal alcohol duke

>>8541458
DYOR, also asked in bad faith so fuck you anyway.

>>8541541
Capcom is the best version, don't @ me.

>>8541307
Cadillacs & Dinosaurs Is Not For Sexuals.
Do You Even Xenozoic Tales?

>>8542105
Keeping them for himself.

>>8541541
Can she ever be beat?

>>8542308
We need more sprite slutz with big, fat jiggling asses

>>8542273
>Can she ever be beat?

Yes.

>try to get my every so often fix of bimbo porn one day
>starts turning up zero results on almost all porn sites
>find out it's because in some dirt world country somewhere bimbo literally means "little girl"

English-speaking-country internet should be isolated from the rest of the fucking planet.

And somehow, this was the more "restrained" version of her, lol.

>>8542541
Use Bing

>>8542557
It's also the not retro version of her

>>8541462
may that be because all random people like me see in this thread are normal looking vidya girls

>>8541462
well, since you brought it up, it’s cringe

>>8542308
Built for the british broadcasting corporation

she is so sexy in both her front side and her back side.

>>8542308
>the subtle shading changes on her thigh when the ass jiggles

>>8543180
Love me some pancakes, I'll bring the syrup.

>>8541507
The medusa boss and the mermaid were the best from Parodius, I adore this series.

>>8541929
Not even the scariest version of that boss.

https://youtu.be/poYXjPoh5G4?t=450

The one in pic related looks less like a souless doll but she moves SUPER fast in a really uncanny way. Still hot though.

>>8542051
I love this version of RIka, her outfit is not as revealing but her expressions are so cute, it looks like she's having the time of her life trying to crush you. Love the wink. Also despite the 8 bit graphics I'd argue it's the least lifeless she's ever looked.

>>8541504
did they trace this?

>>8542079

>>8543075
Yup, fill of proper white people.

>>8542541
Same thing happened to me bro. Shit's a fucking mess honestly. I've just stopped jerking off.

>>8541929
It's a parody of a Gradius boss but with a Vegas showgirl form. Parodius is a funny and sexy celebration of Gradius and classic Konami.

>>8541564
lol

>>8542573
What's the story behind this?

Playable pamela anderson from a GBA game based the TV show VIP. Its actually not as bad as you would first think with that knowledge.

>>8542079

>>8542079
Funny, considering I was just reading an article when they were complaining about female sexualization in vidya.

>>8541427
For the longest time as a kid I thought her tit was flopping out of her top and seeing that intro always got me so excited. It wasn't until recently that I realized she's simply turned to the side and that's her shoulder/arm.

>>8543180
What game?

>>8545394
Evil Zone.

>>8544975
It's just their pre-battle intro from 99. Mai likes to tease and Andy tends to react like a spineless male lead from a harem/romcom anime.
The 2001 intro is a more extreme version of the same thing.

>>8543704
ah, a man of fine taste and culture, I see

>>8545394
Futa Fighters

>>8541335
>>8541471
Timesplitters fans do realize the art style is essentially what Fortnite is but lower poly right? I'd imagine if it was made today faithfully it would still get bitched about because it would look like Fortnite.

>>8541307

>>8545509
what the fuck is a fortnite? post bimbos or GTFO my lawn

>>8546069
Her design was so much cooler in SoR1, it's a shame they ditched for a less badass look. Thankfully, her design in 4 is a nice middle ground.

>>8545509
lol who cares, go argue at a mirror

>>8546080
her ass has more polygons than the entirety of star fox

>>8546094
I'd like to see her do a barrel roll.

>>8545339
It was swiped from the bezel art of the arcade version, where she wears some thigh-high boots. It's weird how she's a plain brunette in her in-game design for the first two arcade games, but the cabinet and flyer art depicted her a blonde bombshell and then the NES port of DD2 went with that design.

too bad for her face, but her body is good.

>>8546094
It doesn't, but it does have some smart texturing.

>>8546104
A very good artist's work, I can feel her ass weights a ton just by looking at the picture

>>8542197
You are correct, Kinu Nishimura Mai is best Mai, also best Yuri

>>8545120
>Rolling Thunder clone
That actually doesn't look completely awful

>>8541307
My Southern Belle, Rogue

>>8543779
rotoscoped

>>8547084
pb3 was weirdly meta

>>8541371
Arabian Moon was better done

>>8546056
what game?

>>8542557
those idotic anime-like sequences ruined SC6, why couldnt the game just flow like the previous games? Noooo, they had to add some "HAHAHA, now you will taste my epic powerrrr!" zommer interuption sequences. Fuck that game, SC1 for life.

>>8547589
The original Shock Troopers.

I don't think "bimbo" just means "sexy lady"? Oh well, I guess it does in this thread.

>>8545432
>>8545394
it's actually a good game. lots of FMV and slide shows with dialog

Is Pandemonium 2 the only sequel where they literally bimbofied a heroine from a previous game.

>>8548115
her JP design is cute, just give us that one

>>8548154
The best thing about Japanese localized versions of western games during the pre-Xbox era is that they would sometime redraw the characters for the Japanese game or use new promo art.

Here's the heroine from the forgotten Tomb Raider clone Excalibur 2555. I always got this mixed-up with X-Kaliber 2097 for some reason

>>8548115
Orchid in killer instinct 2 has bigger breasts, bigger butt and a more sexy suit than the Orchid of the first killer instinct.

childhood crush

>>8548605
>Thong bodysuit "more sexy" than leotard shorts
Disgusting.

>>8548605
At least you can still tell that they're the same character, just in a different art style. I don't know how anyone can look at the Niki from the first Pandemonium next to the one from the sequel and think to themselves "yep! these are the same lady." I'm guessing Crystal Dynamics saw the success Core were having with Lara Croft and they thought their game needed a scantily-clad busty heroine too.

>>8548115
Blaze got the same treatment >>8546069; there was a ninetiesy elegance to her outfit in the first game, but from the second game on she dressed like a literal streetwalker.

>>8548605
I like the first game's models way more because the simplicity looks almost intentional; they kind of hold up as a stylistical choice even if it's more than likely that wasn't the case. The models in the followup just look plain obtuse and outdated in comparison, specially because of the excessive facial detail.

>>8546056
I'll raise you Shock Troopers 2

>>8541354
Tyris is so underrated.

>>8548857
I wish Storm Collectibles would get the rights to Kunio-kun and Double Dragon, but I'm afraid they would just do the lame Wayforward versions of the characters instead.

>>8541876
beautiful tia

>>8548857
Yeah really. Wish there was more cosplay of her, but she hasn't been significant in like 25 years or whatever

>>8548748
HOT and SOVL ...but to bad the game uses pre-rendered fake 3D "silicone graphics" assets in-game though. Some gnarly bait & switch shit right there.

>>8548329
Damn, she actually looks good here as opposed to the original stuff.
I unironically love Excalibur 2555.

>>8548115
>bears a striking resemblance to a young Peg Bundy from Married with Children
Is that supposed to turn me off?

>>8549104
I was surprised to find out the original European version gave her such a plain design. The green tunic and brown pants probably makes look too much like Lara. The black leotard with thigh-high boots in the American version is such a huge improvement.

>>8548678
I found Blaze gorgeous in the first game, her smile on the CSS captivated me as a kid.
She is still cute in 2 and 3, but I don't know, something about the way she looks in 1 will always be the best.

My favourite Blaze was SOR2 version, which she had a girl-next-door look that I loved. Shes' great in all the original trilogy though.

>>8549197
Blaze is supposed to be enjoyed in composite video through a shadowmask anon, unless wanting to fuck a cheese-grater is your thing.

>>8549308
I still own my Genesis AND a catode TV...
I only know her from Bare Knuckle III, I didn't play the others. AFAIK it's not the best game in the trilogy.

>>8549337
Personally
BK3 > SOR2 > BK2

>>8547318
incredible bum, those Japanese artists were working wonders.

>>8547653
glad to know that other people hate these cutscenes. I feel less alienated now.

Also here's another crush of mine

>>8549382

>>8549386
and another....

>>8549393
and her too. I can't believe I lusted after so few polygons. I remember unlocking the alternate outfit.
good times

>>8549403

>>8549419
Kisarah is super cute, I liked her better in AODK though.

>>8549308
I agree, but I didn't make the image, I just thought it was neat. Control your CRT autism.

>>8549408
does she count?

>>8548115

>>8549382
>>8549386
Reiko's smile just makes me feel good. There's something warm and comforting about it, like when you see a seaside sunset or something.

>>8549153
The European outfit seems more fitting based on the time period she originates from but it's far too generic looking.

>>8549426
Oh hey hey hey now, blue-on-blue crossfire here buddy! Just trying to make retro cooming more enjoyable for the uninformed or those who might have forgotten, and with the shaders we got today you strictly don't need a CRT to get the EFFECT.

>>8541462
You are gay

>>8541534
game?

>>8549583
Pachinko Sexy Reaction.
I played it because of this thread and it's addictive as fuck.

>>8548115
Koyori from Sengoku Ace used to look like a tomboy.

>>8550212
Damn! I didn't realize she was the same character.

>>8550212
Well post girls from Sengoku Rance instead, ok?

Anyone else remember 2, 4, 5, 7, & 9?

>>8550291
They were too lazy to look up Sheena/Ice Saber's name.

>>8550291
>ZAMN
>Fighting game

>>8550227
HOT and SOUL, there is something with the depth and detail in 80s and 90s Japanese illustrations that makes them so much more hot and arousing than modern weeb trash, it's like you can almost feel the warmth and smoothness of what's being illustrated.

>>8547409
You're an idiot.

>>8550356
Not fighting GAME women, "fighting women". Maki, Wendy, "Female Sabre" (aka Sheena), & Kunoichi are all from non-fighting games as well - two brawlers, two side scrollers.

>>8549447
yes

>>8549543
Yeah she's got that waifu magic going on

Game title is in filename. Also note that in the background there is a giant chain link that has a face

>>8543737
bought the pcb for 60 bucks
feelsgood

>>8541371
Wobbly sausage.

>>8550291

>>8549382
I'm in love.

>>8541371
This looks straight out of earnest evans

>>8547653
Fuck I hate the super animations so much in that game they totally destroy the flow and last way too fucking long. I wouldn’t mind if the supers were like old fighters where it doesn’t steal the camera and is just one quick power slam or a high power combo and then fight keeps rolling.
All these obnoxiously long super animations are so jarring and ruin so many fighters. At least GGST supers last like 3 seconds at most.

I fought and killed several of these before one of them surprised me by actually opening up

>>8549447
It's amusing how in modern retellings or references to the story (like the comic books) she's retconned as having been under a bimbofication spell cast by Singe and really not a ditzy airhead at all.

>>8551908
>comic books
Nobody reads those anymore.

>>8551908
>Mind controlled to be a ditz when she's actually a sophisticated lady of letters
That's even better, man.

>>8549197
What console is the middle one from?

>>8552000
Master System. Nice trips by the way.

>>8552000
We don't speak its name in this board. Funny that and the GG versions are completely different in this case though; it's the same with the 8-bit port of SoR2 iirc

>>8543075
>anglos
>white

>>8548605
Hot!

>>8549447
>>8551908
Kimberly is hotter

Does she count?

>>8551882
Is that Morrigan? Which Game is this?

test

>>8548925
>"silicone graphics"
you 'avin a giggle, mate?

>>8549197
>>8548678
>>8546069

>>8546080

>>8552905
>Tifa
I heard she's famous in Italy lately.

>>8552724

Rudra no Hihou. It's just some anonymous clamgirl that you fight sometimes in a water area.

>>8552849
OI, AI HOOK U IN YA FOOKIN GABBER M8!
'ems proper loosh 'an natural sprites innit.

>>8552939
She's part of the Italian government now.

>>8542197
>>8547209
And don't forget King.
>That hip thrust during her idle animation.

>>8553397
As a King (Main) in KoF, yep.
>I'm also a former eSports player in FGC.
Field of Expertise 3D Fighting
>Console Wars, Era Team X360 or Team PS3...!
Good ol' Times.

>>8552939

>>8547653
You're whining about a game series being "ruined" several iterations AFTER it made Darth Vader and Yoda playable characters.

what are bimbos anymore? I'm getting the feel that half the girls being posted recently aren't even bimbos

>>8553924
They aren't. It's just a way to get around using the word waifu which sets some people off.
Post your wife, friend, there is nothing to fear.

>>8552905
>>8552939
>>8553365
>>8553540
All hail Tifa, the queen of /vr/!

>>8554141
Kys simping faggot

>>8549382
Franchise hit it's peak with 4 and could never capture that magic again, it hurts that I never got a sequel to this magical game. I'm not hating on future titles, I just wanted something like R4 again and nothing came close.

>>8549403
she has a really big table

>>8552057
that bg looks like a rainbow six map

>>8554221

>>8554242
I can't believe baneposting is over 10 years old

>>8552057

Even though I played Killer Instinct when it was new, I had to learn only like yesterday that Orchid actually flashes her boobs in the game, despite that it is a Nintendo production.

Of course you don't actually get to see it. But... Spinal does. And that's what counts.

>>8552137
Kimberly is nice and she's basically the same actress playing a different role. But Daphne is literally built for sex.

>>8554261
I baneposted earlier today to my great amusement. It never gets old.

>>8549447
Shaft Animation strikes again

>>8547589
i still haven't beat this entirely
i did enjoy it on original hardware though

>arabianfight.jpeg

>>8554912
Patrician choice

>>8554897
I ought to emulate this game one of these days.

>>8549548
>lookin good tier scanline uniformity with no phosphor emulation
Not with that shader, bro.

>>8546081
Just like how the best cool characters have an element of cuteness, the best sexy characters have an element of coolness. I like Blaze with the short crop top and the skirt, but SoR1 has the simple advantage that her jacket is super cool as is the headband, combining to make a design that's less sexy upfront but sexier in being cooler

>>8554897
Do it in PC-98 port
Also
>Ramaya from Arabian Fight
Good choice

>>8547653
What is this gif from?

>>8556394
probably a porno

>>8552728
very nice

Aren't bimbos supposed to be blonde?

Daphne is easily Top 5 all time for video game woman designs. Unabashed femininity that's fun and glamorous like a fantasy princess should be.

>>8549408
Oni was amazing

>>8541932
of sperm?

>>8546056
Took me a while to realize it wasn't a bald man with blue eyebrows and a huge chin.

>>8541581
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

DQ3 Gadabout

>>8556602
Not necessarily, it's all about general proportions and attitude. The latter element disqualifies like half of what's been posted in this thread, but coomers can't be choosers.

>mfw bimbo is the german word for nigger

>>8558530
Be sure not to bring it up in your german retro game image board of choice then.

>>8558530
Lmao, I called one of my friends a bimbo a few weeks ago while playing vidya and he almost slapped me in the face because of that.
I dodn't know that it has 2 meanings in german.

Meanwhile, I live near a Bimbo Bakeries facility... I guess the word means something more respectable in Mexico

check the cheerleaders in the intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD2wX5BC7co

>>8553540
Italy was created in 1861. Joke flopped

>>8556602
The generally accepted criteria is being hot, horny and either unintelligent or unwilling to use her intelligence for anything unrelated to getting what she wants (namely sex).

>>8545509
I don't bitch about fortnite. The game doesn't look interesting to me and it's fan base is all kids, it's just not for me/ my generation. In some ways I envy the cooming opportunities of today's youth vs my own.

>>8558617
if he were mexican you would have just called him a bakery company

>>8558617
Would the other meaning really have been better?

Bros! I love bimbos!

>>8552728
not retro

>>8559348
She's from King of Fighters '97.

>>8559351
That design isn't.

>>8545120
The ost from this game has no right to be as good as it is.

>>8559348
>>8559381

Guys I found the fat failure beta cuck

>>8559061
Game?

>>8559393
u mad

>>8559406
Kowai Shashin: Shinreishashin Kitan for the PS1

>>8559393
Imagine getting this upset over someone calling out your shit taste in fanart. Thou doth protest much.

>>8559449
>>8559542

Same beta cuck fag poster

>>8559513
>Only physical copy I can see for sale online is 3.8k
O-oh...

>>8559564
More than one person can realize you're pathetic.

>>8559572
>things that don't matter at all
The game exists infinitely. It's owned by the world. I am so tired of this even being considered unless some greasy goblin is hoarding it.

>>8559612
Dude we can see it's you being a same fag poster. Grow the fuck up cuck

>>8558686

>>8558541
i LOVE elena

>>8541354
>Jim Sterling
lmao, i just made the mistake to look him up

https://youtu.be/rWLE6bHhFs8

>>8555053
And now we have a design that is both very sexy upfront and cool.

>>8560891
Just look at her range! >>8548748

Cobra Mission had some pretty choice babes. Too bad it plays kind of shitty.

>>8558348
It's always really aesthetically pleasing whenever Toriyama draws poofy hair.

>>8560774
Other than mental illness, what drives a man to dress in a shitty 4 Non Blondes cosplay and think "yeah, this will make people want to watch my videos"? Did he just come to the conclusion that no amount of effort will make him ever pass as a woman, so he just decided to put in none? That's just one of the cheap wigs you get from Spirit Halloween, not even one of the better expensive ones. The implications of the dog collar also make me wanna hurl.

>>8541354
>>8560774
I can't believe this used to be Jim "London's Lord of Lynching" Sterling.

>>8560954
Why? He was just an obnoxious overweight nerd who whined about vidyageams and talked down to his audience. The only difference now is that he trooned out.

>>8544975
Ignore that last dude, Andy Bogard is dating Mai Shiranui in the games backstory. Thus why she's tricking him with a puppet into thinking they have a kid, when nope, just a joke! Check out my sweet tits!

>>8560891
Not today, pedro.

>>8560891
Not today, pedro

>>8560774
What is it with Brits always having some dumb dress-up gimmick like some 2007 pop-culture vlogger critic and still in 2022? Aren't they supposed to be at least a tiny bit classy instead of staggeringly tacky?

Anyways, have some Zanthia from Hands of Fate.

For me it's Zondra and the Latex Babes of Estros

>>8549308

>>8561112
Looks like a emulator, whatever you're doing you're doing it wrong.

>>8558530
I hate bimbos

>>8558530
>>8558632
It also means poverty in Japanese.

>>8559018
lol

>>8541371
arabian moon tho

>>8561654
i like that a guy just decided to redraw her sprites out of nowhere.
https://twitter.com/ohgaki_m/status/1447085481682894851?s=20

>>8561693
And that version got turned into a MUGEN character too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ71fQMU3Iw

>>8561270
based

>>8561270
why

>>8562217
Plight of the femcel.

>>8562217
>>8562219

No I think the person was taking the opportunity to say "I hate niggers" in a German-English mixture as a joke and/or act of pointless racism (that the janitors are probably not sharp enough to delete). Nobody hates actual bimbos, they are universally loved.

(Picture is somewhat unrelated since Storm is only a bimbo by the standards of this thread and of Germany)

>>8552881
I wonder how these hold up compared to the streets of rage remake sprites?