/vr/ - Retro Games

The "why" tweet gets me every time

>>8496570
>/vr/ humor

>>8496641
This picture doesn't make sense desu, I made the mistake of power grinding for the weapons on my very first play through and I just farted and sharted all over Sephiroth. I still haven't seen the Super Nova animation to this day.

>>8496619
lol

>>8496570
Nobody actually bothered to memorize what Tony Hawk looked like back in the day either, they only knew the Playstation games and they usually created their own skaters anyway.

>>8498103
I came to laugh, not to feel

>>8498120
I always played as Tony on my first playthrough

>>8498120
What do you mean Tony Hawk is not a made up character? Are you going to tell me that Mavis Beacon is real?

This board keeps getting worse

Someone post the I WANT TO FUCK THE ANIMAL CROSSING CAT one.

>>8496570
best outcome of being famous at any point i'd say

>>8498103
that guy was so fucking cool.
no wonder nintendo coincidentally started to go to shit the moment he retired.

>>8496619
nice

>>8499175
>when the only humorous post in a humor through is dick sucking pic made by a 12yo
The literal state

>>8499752
This is a humor thread, not a gore thread.

>>8499758
Game Cubes use to sell for $30. If it broke just fucking use it as an ashtray. There are pretty disposable and no gems to save the console for.

>>8498103
20 years later and he's still right. Please ignore that Dragon Quest was one of the best-selling games on his systems.

Honestly this quote sounds like someone from Sega as much as it does from Yamauchi.

>>8499016
Kimishima was the closest we got to Yamauchi 2. This guy pretty much repositioned Nintendo in spite of having a technologically inferior device, responsible for the Switch being a success and having solid third party support.

>>8499761
When I was in college in 2009 I remember my broke ass friend coming back one weekend with a GameCube, a copy of double dash, and a quarter ounce of weed that he picked up for less than $100.

>>8500054
gamecube was the best party console

>>8496570

>>8500095
>Mario Party
>Smash Bros Best Version
>Mario Kart
It was the Superior console for people who actually had friends IRL.

>>8500054
>2009
>quarter ounce
No wonder you zoomies are always so ass mad. When I was in college in 1989 I paid a fraction of that for a qp in tj.

>>8500829
Hey grandpa, when do you think Gen Z started?

>>8500792
We're talking really young friends here, ages 8 and below. Anyone else would be too embarrassed to play game cube with their friends.

>>8501020
We went a long way from the religious hating sex to the liberal left hating sex to now the libertarian hating sex too. Everyone hates sex.

>>8498109
>"vr" has been reduced to 5 anons who b8 each other all day
That's just 4chan in general.

>>8499175
Hey, if a man wants to receive a blowjob the Chad way, instead of the virgin "get a girl to do it for you," let him be.

>>8498103
depends how much you're applying your imagination and stuff. idk if you're locked down anyway it seems less depressing than a lot of things

>>8498473
UH OH

>>8500718
HOW THE FUCK IS GUITAR HERO INVOLVED

>>8501020
>rejecting Lara
>savoring Raiden
Now this is a based game.

>>8499016
>>8499830
>this quote sounds like someone from Sega as much as it does from Yamauchi
A Yakuza style game where you play Yamauchi as he fires his bloodline and turns the hanafuda company of his forebears into a love hotel taxi service until he finds an autist who made a glove on a stick and let some college kid make a Popeye/King Kong clone and then flipped shit at Atari and started running the video game industry with an iron fist through borderline illegal licensing practices.
It writes itself.

>>8498103
>he didn't play WRPG

>>8499175
God dammit anon, I've been laughing at this for over an hour imagining someone blow themselves outside while the NES Paperboy theme plays, that theme will forever be the Autofellatio theme to me now

>>8500054
An ounce back then could easily be had under $200 just about everywhere. Even by today's standards, that's expensive.

>>8498473

>Not retro! ... It is not retro... Not retro because, becau... IT IS NOT FROM MY CHILDHOOD PERIOD.

>>8501725
should have been what Segagaga was

>>8500959
The second after I was born.

>>8498473
>>8501919

>>8499175
Ah, so that's how you do it, back to the floor, legs in the air, suburban front yard
Shoud've mirrored and rotated the drawing to be the same position

>>8500718
>Spider man defeats Glifberg and returns to Manhattan
Some gems but too excessive

This is what qualifies as "high quality humour" on /vr/ these days

>>8500829
>>8501852
I meant the GC, game, and pot all together cost less than $100

>>8503101
Yeah, I got that. There were no GCs in 89 so I can't speak to that. But for weed I can tell you I was paying $20-$25/QP at that time. That's roughly $1.25-$1.50 for a quarter ounce. But my point was that maybe if pot was cheaper kids wouldn't be such angry little spergs.
Also, GCs were cheap af in 2009. So either weed was very expensive or you overpaid for the GC. At this point I'm thinking you probably overpaid for both.

>>8498473
"Osama's coming, and he got the moon on his side! Are you rad enough to rescue the twin towers or ya gonna crumble down to ground zero?"

>>8500054
No LAN cable cuz he was a fag

>>8501068
Do commies hate sex?

>>8504345
More than anyone. They've been trying to sterilize the entire planet, ya know.

>>8496570
i've been misidentified as tony

>>8498575
That's true for almost all 4chan boards.

>>8504350
thats the jews, the commies are basado

>>8504345
Loudest complainers typically are them unfortunately, it's more about them not liking men having fun than women in of itself. Sad state of affairs. Modernity is demolition man except everyone is 10x more passive aggressive, we have anarcho tyranny instead of actual law and race politics are at the forefront.

>>8504389
This can't not be Russia.

I ordered The Hobbit from Amazon and got gay porn instead. Fuck my life, really.

>>8504414
So you got LotR instead?

>>8504345
Only western ones, Chinese commies believe in rape correction

Anybody got that HoMM3 meme about putting an angel into a skeleton transformer?

>>8504415
Lord of the Rings isn't gay, nigger. It's some early 2000s gay porn DVD with a muscular dude on the cover. I just wanted the Hobbit game.

>>8504514
>early 2000s gay porn DVD with a muscular dude on the cover
Idk sounds like lotr to me

>>8504498
don't remember that one.
here, have another necromancer meme.

>>8504541
This doesn't even make sense. Why would a guy with a literal skull head need glasses?

>>8504542
ah, i see that you don't play homm3

>>8504541
It had a skeleton grabbing its head in panic after turning from an angel to a skeleton.

>>8504557
maybe you can find it in the mm/homm threads in warosu.

>>8504541
>>8504557
Kek

>>8504664
if stonetoss were around 20 years ago he'd be making gamer comics

I'm not even black but this makes me lmfao

>>8504557
My brother once played a game in that Europe map as Necro (starting in Paris of course). At the end, he had a wall of 13k Skeleton Warriors.

>>8499830
>Please ignore that Dragon Quest was one of the best-selling games on his systems.
nothing about that changes the truth of his quote.

>>8504984
i either play as necro (france) or rampart (england).
starting isolated in your own islands is fun.

>>8504696
what service produces those emoji? is it old facebooK?

>>8503385
kek

>>8498103
>tfw I am a depressed gamer who sits in my dark room and plays slow games
>tfw I have no face

>>8498120
>Nobody actually bothered to memorize what Tony Hawk looked like back in the day either
cuz tony looked like a dweeb. they called him "big bird" cuz he was lanky as shit and weird looking

shure could spin around fast tho

>>8505347
How is Bam holding up (inb4 he isn't)? I stopped browsing /tv/ some time ago.

>>8505357
oh yea isnt he completely fucked out of his mind or something?
i cant remember
i do recall that he was doing terrible last i looked

>>8505357

they tried to get him in Jackass 4 but as always, he ruined it and they kicked him out, he made death threats on some of the crew's families, I think they had to get restraining orders, he's really really bad rn

>>8505370
based he should kys and livestream it and call it mort de la bam or some shit
then his estranged ex-wive(s?) and children can sell it as an NFT so theyll have enough money to go smoke meth w courtney love on some remote polynesian island full of sex slaves or whatever

its the LEAST he could do

>>8505347
This doesn't work, Bam already met Birdman a year before THPS3 at least.

>>8505357
He is a fat drunkard and looks like his dad, and he keeps getting in and out of rehabs. He also keeps getting kicked off of projects because of his serious drinking problem. Last time from the new Jackass movie, which will get released next month. Also his wife sued him for custody of their child.

>>8504498
>>8504541
found it

>>8505423
not him, but bless you anon.

>>8505318
Jesus, that aged like shit milk.
Everything outside of 1 is the opposite now.

>>8505347
>Tony wins but Bam dies

>>8506045
>Everything outside of 1 is the opposite now.
yea
huge fuckin bummer too mannnnn

>>8506137
I didn't mind the cybering back in 00's with girls in video chat though.

>>8503039
Fusion fucking sucks, go cry about it

>>8506141
there were no grils on the innernet back then bro
you got b8d

>>8503039
you seem upset
fusion is a fun action game on GBA imo
an exploration-based platformer it is not, however
not hard to see why loads of dudes who grew upon older titles think it sucks

>>8498120
its not like he's on the cover of every fuckin game or anything

>>8500718
why is the xbox thps2+ not on here

>>8505318
FUCK JAGGIES

>>8505380
His suicide note will be written in his gay little vampire language.

>>8506509
Thanks, been looking for this one for days now. Fukken saved.

>>8498473

>>8505025
it was weak damage control from an old cunt who was pretty obviously butthurt about sony shitting all over him

but yes it is true

>>8503245
I'm too socially retarded to buy weed from some random guy off the street

>>8504389
dude, I've never seen a water cooled monitor stand before!

>>8498192
>Remembering the world's best typing teacher

What WPM have you achieved today thanks to Beacon-Sensei's tutelage?

>>8498120
>people didn't "bother" to "memorize" what tony hawk looked like

the fuck are you talking about he looks like tony hawk. seen pictures. know what he looks like. it's not hard.

>>8506021
so british my teeth are falling out just reading it.

>>8506347
Filtered by based Alaskan Striggoi.

>>8506647
No joke, when I first saw a copy of this, I misread her name as Mavis Bacon. I guess I'm not the only one

>>8506647

Hmm, that really existing person's signature looks a lot like a font, doesn't it?

>>8504393
>year picture was taken
>2019 but in ?, Russia

>>8500718
Where is N-Gage THPS?

>>8501026
Me and my friends still play Mario party 7 on his gc to this day.

>>8505357
Very very bad. He was sober for a little while and they got him in the filming for Jackass 4 but he relapsed so they kicked him off the set and be genuinely lost his mind. Started live streaming on Instagram saying he was gonna make his own Jackass that was better than the original ans that every single person in America needed to donate money to him. Then he vomited on stream, cried into the camera and talked about how he was considering killing himself while his crackhead wife screamed in the background. Then he get briefly better, saying he wished everyone good luck in the movie and then he got worse immediately after and started sending death threats to Knoxville and calling the director’s phone 500 times a day until he got slapped with a restraining order. All I know now is that recently his wife filed for divorce and took the kids and now he’s alone. It’s too sad and uncomfortable to check out his insta but I’m sure it’s continued madness

>>8506567
np bro, glad i could help

>>8506141
Uh huh
You know there's no one to impress here with these lies, you could've just said you liked the idea of webcams at the time, which everyone did.

Captcha: Literally TRAN2

>>8500718
>No Kingdom Hearts
missing opportunity

>>8506509
Kek

>>8505334
Time is a destroyer

>>8496574
This is how every celebrity encounter should go. My sides go every time.

didnt laugh once

>>8501068
Niggercattle are the problem. The same way they are responsible for every shit trend in gaming since 2006. They just got progressively (he) worse as time went by. Since politics is an extension of their life, they need to push their shitty retarded ideology everywhere they go.

>>8506679
kek

>>8506021
Holy fuck I had that issue. I remember that letter vividly for some reason.

>>8500095
Nintendo consoles since the N64 are always the party console choice unless you live in a country where football is immensely popular.

>>8504345
Marxist thought hasn't changed when it comes to sexual liberation, kink your life away. Western libshits and anarkiddies masquerading as leftists hate sex and especially depictions of vaginas but are fine with docking and penis in manass. You don't get to 1.4 bil by hating sex.

>>8508047
>unless you live in a country where football is immensely popular.
That's a pretty big chunk of the world.

does anyone have the edit of the deus ex: invisible war cover, with brenden frasers face swapped in and the title changed to "INSTALL RAM"?

i liked that one

>>8508081
nowhere important tho

>>8508184
literally the only countries that matter

>>8508190
>divegrass
>ever

>>8505067
facebook yeah
they changed it in 2015

>>8505347
This timeline makes no sense, Bam was already in THPS3, he and Birdman already met before the game came out.

Also wtf with the janitor deleting the discussions in the thread?

>>8508184
Although the important countries might not be too big on footie (India and China) it's worth remembering that South American and African countries are at the forefront of China's plans so those places will be hugely relevant in the near future. It's hubris to write them off as irrelevant due to snobbishness of the currently declining areas of Europe and North America.

>>8506335
How dare you!

>>8501026
ages 8 and below shouldn't be smoking weed, Anon.

>>8509682
Git gud, scrub

Nigger

>>8509656
Stupidly exaggerated pic

Improve it

>>8496574
>The "why" tweet gets me every time

I think she just clumsily was asking "what are you doing?".

>>8506634
Go to a dispensary near you. High chance it's legal already in your state or you can just purchase a MMJ card.

>>8503245
Yeah I notice this a lot as well with kids being angry and upset all the time. They need to get some Mids and relax for awhile.

>>8496570

>>8509656

>>8505334
Iron Cross. Nice. Heil Hitler!

>>8510241
How the fuck did neo nazis turn into such fucking dweebs? kek
Used to be hardcore skinheads who'd fuck you up. Now they're like an internet cool club who high five each other over fitting the number 1488 into everything. It's hilarious.

>>8510263
but anon, they were always dweebs straight from the bottom of the gene pool

>>8505148
Underrated

>>8510136
two hands, kids

>>8510263
>>8510271

>>8510310
yes exactly, thank you anon

>>8510271
They've always been stupid bastards but they've never been such openly obvious saddos.

>>8506045
I don't see you nerds videochatting

>>8510643
Videogames aren't for nerds anymore. We lost.

>>8496619
kek

>>8504681
Between you and me.
You ever notice that the world going to shit coincides with the decline of gamer comics?
No VGCats, no 8 bit-theater. Remember when CTRL+ALT+DEL was the biggest sin in the world?

>>8506873
I smirked

?,?

>>8509949
Thing is, I think the ones that sperg out the worst are already on a buttload of meds. I get the distinct impression they're the sort of kids who have been conditioned by the lazy adults in their life to throw a tantrum any time they want something and and now being fed a smorgasbordof drugs because no one can put up with their shit any more.

>>8511135
That'd only be funny if it wasn't true.

>>8511135
Only post that got me to laugh out loud. Jesus.

>>8511135
lmao I laughed

>>8510271
>from the bottom of the gene pool
Yeah, thats how they invented rocketry, NASA (operation paperclip) then later on space x was based off nasa, th US airforce's crown jewel B-2 bomber, jet propelled engines that make the US militsry effective, the helicopter (yeah, look up the rescue of benito mussulini and shove it up your tail pipe, degenerate), nuclear weaponry which gave birthbto nuclear power, the automobile,

Absolutely end your life, loser. The german master race rose from the ashes of roman empire from mud huts to conquer europe and central asia, and we have the Führer and his entourage to thank for technologies that have grasped the attention of children and intelligencia the world over for it.

Thank you, Adolph Hitler. You are missed. May God bless your soul.

>>8511450
based

>>8498109
you sound divorced

>>8509637

>>8509637
>>8511525
Virgin Cage vs CHAD Nukem

>>8500718
>no mention of Doom despite Doomguy being in THPS3
needs work

>>8505148
shake shake

>>8500716
The just looks like a challenge to me

>>8496574
I like to think she assumed he was doing something Halloween related, but that’s a way less probable reality than her just being a dumb bitch.

>>8508153
total gamer moment

>>8498473
I'd love a poster of this

>>8509682
Bomb is on top

>>8511135
Remember that people also said other positions than missionary while having sex is weird.

>>8503009
kek'd

>>8504615
Based

>>8509782
you're a bit late.
like nine or more years late.

>>8511635
How do you know? The numbers satisfy either scenario.

>>8500829
you never went to tj you posuer faggot

>>8511525
lol even better

>>8505148
SHAKE SHAKE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

>>8510136
If you mess with FOV you can get the "realistic" visual, though "retarded" view is just a realistic simulation of the fact that your vision focuses on a central point and much of your arm remains outside of focus basically unseen

>>8506509
I don't get it

>>8513901
did they really write puyo as ijidk?

>>8503287
>osama
oh you sweet summer child

>>8513974
Someone has to take the blame. Do you want me to point the real culprits? That wouldn't sell.

>>8513181
>you know those angry little zoomies you were talking about...

>>8513883
Play some classic Mario Party and you will understand. A lot of minigames involve rotating the analog stick, and most people use the palm of their hand to do this as fast as possible. I hate spoonfeeding, but there you go anon.

>>8513905
Yes.

>>8515272
CHAD editor-in-chief

>>8498532
ga

>>8500959
Boomer = person older than me. Zoomer = person younger than me. It's not complicated.

>>8506238
>one post is upset, but three threads aren't

>>8506873
>Civilization IV (2005)
Couldn't find a picture of the original?

>>8515326
not a boomer, not a zoomer, so what are you?
coomer?

>>8509656
>when your English is so bad you don't know the difference between stairs and a ladder

>>8515342
Anonymous, of course.

>>8515368
based

>>8515401
Post the one where he literally faces the world

>>8515409
I do like the Dio one better, though.

>>8515401
>>8515519
Need a version of The World doing Za Warudo

>>8511525
BALLS OF STEEL

>>8501725
i would be so blessed to live a life half as interesting

>>8500054
I paid $20 for my GameCube in 2009 and $15 for Double Dash.$65 for a quarter ounce of weed is a bad deal.

>>8515272
where to find chad translator bf?

>>8513901
ohhh my sides, this is unbelievable

>>8511135
I don't get it

>>8515340

>>8517250
Americans actually called those discs? Here we called them square gates

>>8499076
kek

>>8506021
Based Gaz

>>8518163
mushroom fireball block

>>8518207

>>8518486
That Team Rocket idea is actually good. Pokémon is very easy, as long as you follow the strengths and weaknesses. Adding a little tension could spice things up. Or, at least, some opponents who do know the basics of the battle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SZo-Ig1rKs

>>8518834
Post the one where it's a compilation of all the covers with the pointing soldier with different text insulting him

>>8518837
Don't have it

>>8506509
>>8506567
Original quality

>>8518760
top lel
>>8518909
hey, thanks!

>>8518486
I've seen these a million times, but I've never seen a source. Are they for real, or an elaborate ruse?

>>8517319
Lmao

>>8518992
I saw a blog post where someone describes how they made a bunch of these tips as a hoax. I forget where I found it so ironically I don't have a source

>>8519024
I thought that might be the case. While some are just poor advice (wasting a Master Ball on a Fearow or Tentacruel), some are too obviously bullshit and based off of popular rumors going around at the time.

>>8519094
This is now a Kinaman thread.

>>8519098

>>8500829
Zoomers were buying weed at the age of nine? Are YOU high?

>>8518760
lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8uLN4aRyXQ

>>8496683
jej

>>8498473
>instead of using in game art or in game screenshot they decided real world setting to promote the game
>all that negative space and they put "end is coming" right right above twc
>of all the dates they picked sep 11 for release
>of all the places they picked new york for shooting
>of all the angles for that skyline they picked this one, the one where all the attention is focused on twc
what are the fucking chances of all this shit lining up so perfectly!? if it was a movie you'd point out how comically on the nose it is, like how you can tell someone is going to get run over by a car when the camera hangs back on a character near a street, or a side profile driving shot when a car is about to get hit. Fucking wild ad.

>>8503039
I bet you like uncharted

>>8504605
these threads were glorious

>>8504615
oh that larry is one lucky guy

>>8505347
remembering THUG2 feels like a fever dream

>>8519728
Except the game didn't actually release on that date. Either they moved it up to October 26 for some reason, or it's a shoop. I'm betting on the latter.

>>8506021
>Gaz Shaw
Based 6th gen protagonist tier name

>>8519771
Yep, shoop confirmed.

>>8507726
that black is in parasite eve

>>8508153

>>8511135
how times have changed

>>8513901
I can't fucking breathe, you win, anon.

>>8519786
got me laughing so hard you activated a coughing fit, thank you anon. fuckin saved

>>8518837
you mean the one with deadliest catch game as a bonus? I can't find it but i found this

>>8519738

>>8518834

>>8519728
except it's a fucking shop, you fucking mop

>>8519843
That's the one, thanks anon

>>8519034
It's not as unbelievable as you think. Pokemon was VERY popular, so a lot of people tried to cash in with guides composed of stuff they saw on the internet. In the early 00's I had a book with guides and cheat codes for various games that had a big section for pokemon red and blue, and it mentioned both the truck having something under it and how to get to bill's secret garden.

>>8519896
Still mad that they had the chance to put something under the damn bus for the GBA remakes and didn't do it. Maybe the Japs didn't have that particular rumor going around.

>>8519905
Didn't they put a cookie or something there on purpose?

>/vr/ humor
>newfag posts shader setup
>"sage kys troon frog" *reports post*
>slightly older newfag who knows the memes posts something completely unplayable
>"just as the devs intended bravo!" *samefags to give extra (You)s*
>*collectorfag shows off his autism*
>the few remaining oldfags enter to have the same argument they have had for 15 years
>*one of the anons get so butthurt he makes another thread with an anime image and some cherrypicked cross-thread quoted posts and some inane argument*
>*thread gets deleted*
>*everyone returns to their respective shitposting generals awaiting a new such thread*

>I never asked for this par 3

>>8519951
Omg JC a birdie.

>>8519941
woah you must be an oldfag

>>8519941
please put your keyboard in the nearest garbage can and dont post boring shit like this here again

>8519941
>people enjoying themselves in the wrong way? I shall enlighten them

>>8519119
>He thinks he is a girl and he pushes commits from his personal repository.

Ostro is a little bit different nowadays.

>>8498575
This board was always shit.

>>8520343
This is false.

>>8520095
Says the Mario poster

>>8518486
>bottom right
Is there anything wrong with this? Been a while since I played Pokémon.

>>8520431
Same here, but I believe it's that Swift isn't exactly a strong move, at least not the kind you'd be using sparingly to conserve PP like, say, Fire Blast.

>>8505908
what game?

-"You are like a mother to us"
-"Oh, but it's not Adam, it's.... Dural?"
-"Ah, perfect."

>>8520868
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance

>>8496570
https://youtu.be/_kbEfKbr8Ng

Step aside fagits

>>8521154
Missing the emufag and shader threads, but otherwise 9/10 just for the Drakon mention.

>>8521186
Amazing how it holds up at all. This was created in 2014.

>>8521228
I miss Iwata like you wouldn't believe. Sucks how he ended on such a sour note with the WiiU.

>>8521247
That's why /vr/, for all its flaws, remains my home board. It has managed to retain much of its soul throughout the years, even after the new rules and inevitable zoomer influx. And I say this as a 2004 oldfag.

>>8518834
Lel

>8519130
>i'm a retarded zoomer

>>8521304
so many good people wasted on the WiiU

>>8518486
That devillish son of a bitch

>>8511424
Lol same here

>>8496570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FqRzUlXsg&t=1784s

>>8521891
Final Console VI

>>8521154
>lewd demons
Have I been missing out?

>>8496574
It's like exactly how my nephew talk but the existentiality of a grown person asking that same question even though it is so basic sends my sides into orbit

>>8521154
>GMOTA when?
When the fuck was this made?

>>8521924
Disregard me, I suck cocks and I can't look down several posts to see it was made in 2014

>>8521698
Nothing wrong with the Wii U itself, it's such sad the marketing ruined it and now it has a bad rep.

>>8518178
I love both references but this image is really bad holy shit

>>8504696
This was definitely made by a white person anyway

>>8496570

is this retro yet?

>>8520967
looking good

>>8522136
Jesus Christ this was 8 and a half years ago???

captcha = VN JAP

>>8522136
Not /vr/ but does anyone have this edit where 4chan gets bought out by Memebase or something and is turned into a completely sanitized site, and at the very bottom is Manly Tears making a thread with zero posts? It's been years since I've seen this.

>>8502821
>>8496619
>>8503009
>>8504561
>>8504696
>>8518834
>>8519853
Complete modern day /v/, reddit, facebook tier humor.
0/10, IQ not low enough to enjoy.

>>8522136
not going to lie that sounds pleasant compared to the reality

>>8522274
I remember one that had a post from 'Christine Poole' talking about the new site, and talked about 'the old 4chan myth', everyone used their IRL names (I think with tripcodes as well), and there was an ad for Obama's third term on the side. Is that the one?

>>8522408
Probably, I remember an sponsored Doritos ad too.

>>8511135
not /vr/

>>8522894
>being a wannabe janny
>literally doing it for free for free
Embarassing.

>>8519119
for so many years I thought they made this up for the US release so as to not imply that video games condoned violence against women/domestic violence (consider the same happened for Poison in the SNES Final Fight release), but then I read the JP manual for Mario USA and it really was what they said there too.

>>8521154

Ahh, the Retron V threads, that was a fun time.

>The wife loves it
>Saved my marriage
>Frees up so much space

etc etc

>>8521975
Wii U owner here
Everything was wrong with the Wii U

>>8520958
disappointed that the katakana wasn't changed

>>8518950
Holy crap replayed MGS for the first time since I was a teenager and this is so god damn relatable. I can't tell you how pissed I was when I got to Psycho Mantis and he started roasting my skills at the game.

>>8496683
this is hilarious if you never played or know the game at all

>>8521975
>>8522916
As someone who had a Wii U at the time, it was a good console with good games, the connectivity and miiverse was cool. I was devastated when word came out that it would be dead.
I hate how people are just now saying how good of a system it is, when it's clear they weren't supporting it when it was still barely alive, these same people were probably making fun of it and now when it's dead and buried, they talk about how good it is.

>>8523124
Problem with the Wii U was the price point.

>>8522274
I wish I had that, I only have this one.

>>8523254
This reminds me of better days.

>>8521891
Segagaga actually had that as a boss fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n544zYobtHk

The fun part is that the producer had a huge boner for Thunder Force and made the level as close to that as he could. The music was specifically by the composer of Thunder Force, and the songs in the Segagaga level were originally composed for Technosofts own cancelled Thunder Force VI project (that later became the doujin game Broken Thunder).

>>8522274
I too am interested in this image.
Pretty sure I saw it once but never bothered to save it.

>tfw can't romance the goth girl in the second floor of the casino

>>8523124
I've been debating looking for one, but between most of its good games being on the switch and me not having any console newer than the wii. I remember my cousins getting one and thinking it was pretty cool. Main joke I remember was the nogaems.

>>8521247
What the fuck has this board been around for that long?

>>8523626
It was created on March 18th, 2013. The 9 year anniversary is coming up. Cheers.

>>8502829
Damn, i wish the comics gave more attention to this guy, not Dorkshid.

>>8502829

>>8523626

>>8503039
Fusion needs a remake based around Dread's level design and absolute terror, at least make the still feel like you're taking different paths.

>>8523776
kek

I miss when mods would visibly ban fucktards for no reason other than being fucktards.

>>8523124
also had the WiiU, I liked it and the concept made a lot of sense but there just weren't enough games. maybe devs didn't want to spend resources making a marginally better experience than DS when the handheld was already making more than enough money that time

>>8523974
What is going on here?

>>8524023
A gorillion S&K cartridges on top of a 32X on top of a Genesis, and it works.

>>8524023
Sonic & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles

>>8517319
Gay

>>8523974

>>8524048
I remember I called Barret "Dr. Dre" and Aerith "GonnaDie" on my last playthrough, and got some funny lines out of it. Like there's a scene where Aerith calls Barret Mr. Barret, but with the new name it was Mr. Dr. Dre, and Barret's like "Mr. Dr. Dre? That don't sound right!" And later on, when talking to Hojo at Costa del Sol, Aerith says something like "I'm GonnaDie. The least you could do is remember my name."

Wish I still had those screencaps.

>>8524067
Kek, I can hear the fucking music.

>>8524079
That's great

>>8523124
>>8523238
This. Nintendo was putting out some great stuff around 2014-15 but they went with bundles instead of dropping the price.

>>8524079
I'll take things that never happened for 6,000,000 exactly Alex

>>8520431
Swift does fixed damage, so it's useful mid/early game but shitty late game, aside from the fact that it never misses

>>8524805
Swift never misses, but it has a base power of 60, which isn't a lot. You're thinking about Dragon Rage/Night Shade/Sonic Boom, all of which deal fixed damage.

>>8524234
Why would he make that up?

>>8511135

>>8501919
Where this one from? Streets of rage?

>>8519786
lol'd hard

>>8523124
>good console
>good games
Truly there is a moron for everything isn't there.

>>8524023
How can you possibly browse /vr/ and not know?

>>8525618
Probably Combatribes I guess