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8428321 No.8428321 [Reply] [Original]

rainbow bowser did it for me

>> No.8428389

>>8428321
I heard they fucked up the effect in the ds version

>> No.8428404
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8428404

>>8428389
yea it was censored. along with many other things

>> No.8428413

>>8428404
Been a while since I saw this schizo shit

>> No.8428416

>>8428404
"censored"

>> No.8428452
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8428452

sometimes unexplained lore is the best lore

>> No.8428454

>>8428321
>rainbow bowser did it for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCh2l0J1uJk

>> No.8428524

>>8428404
wouldn't really call it censorship anon
nothing offensive or distasteful about the originals

>> No.8428535
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8428535

the Mario Mandate ruined everything soulful about the series...

>> No.8428536
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8428536

>>8428321
OP, the reason for why Bowser looks like that is because he used a super star power-up. He called it his "perfect form" just as a stupid way to try to intimidate Mario.

>> No.8429449

>>8428535
>Conveniently avoids mentioning that New Super Mario Bros. on the DS was released in 2006, and the mandate was actually established with Sunshine and 64DS
>Conveniently avoids mentioning that Odyssey is considered inferior to even Sunshine by most of the fandom, and apart of character design Odyssey is actually less inspired than 3D World
>Attacks Galaxy 2 despite that game being made from cancelled levels from the original game and therefore having no reason to try to be original in itself, and also possibly having better level design than the original
>Acts as if Double Dash is good
>Compares the success of a rerelease and a spin-off to the success of an original mainline Mario game as if that means anything
>Conveniently avoids even mentioning 2008
>Acts as if Koizumi listening to redditors' input is a good thing

Why did the person who made this have to be so dishonest? And why did he have to autistically force it into a timeline when it's clearly a non-linear developement? It's quite obvious that whoever made this is some tranny who has some thing against the Wii/DS era.

>> No.8429464

>>8428535
Peak autism

>> No.8429468

>>8428524
>nothing offensive or distasteful about the originals
that's why it's so outrageous that SJWs censored it. like the green fireballs from SMB3 that were censored on GBA. nothing will satisfy the commies.

>> No.8429476

>>8428321
>literally So Long, Gay Bowser
Uhhh based?

>> No.8429483

>>8428321
I don't think this was a successful effect honestly. It didn't convey its rainbow theme over the textures, it instead just looked like dramatic lighting. No player before finding out this design information has said "that's a rainbow effect".

A shifting rainbow pattern that scrolled across him might have conveyed what they were trying to do a little better.

>> No.8429505

>>8429483
It's just meant to be dramatic lighting, yes. OP is spouting bullshit

>> No.8429508

>>8428524
The Giza pyramids was cultural appropriation.

>> No.8430639

>>8428321
rainbowser

>> No.8430657

>>8428404
I want to make love to peach so much. That she's a princess is just bonus.

>> No.8430685

>>8430639
So long, Rain-Bowser!

>> No.8431002

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

>> No.8431027

>>8428404
>>8428524
A quick cash-in motivated, unoriginal, and uninspired reimagining of a beloved piece of video game artistry will always result in a soulless disaster.

>> No.8431071

>>8428404
"generic dmv photos" got me pretty good

>> No.8431084

>>8429508
Your face is cultural appropriation of Ugly.

>> No.8431098

>>8428404
take youre meds

>> No.8431113

>>8428321
I always thought "rainbow bowser" at the end of the game was just supposed to be a primitive way of shading his character model to match the multicolored skybox of the final level

>> No.8431114

>>8428535
It seems like the moment a franchise becomes a cash cow, that's when the mandate kicks in. Animal crossing is the biggest offender, in older games, all the villagers had unique poses in promo artwork, in NH they all have the same dull pose. Not to mention a lot of characters have been given new wardrobes, Tiffany had stockings with garter belts with a form fitting dress, now she's dressed as a waitress, I guess, Ankha lost her bandage clothing and instead got a generic white blouse, don't even get me started on my poor Olivia.

>> No.8431151

>>8431113
It is. By "perfection condition" he means /fit/

>> No.8431218

>>8429483
>>8429505
>>8431113
you thought wrong. if it was supposed to be lighintg, they woudlve done it to mario too. you just proved you dont know anything

>> No.8431497

>>8431218
Why did you quote me? I'm absolutely right that if they were going for a rainbow effect, they failed to convey it because nobody on earth thought that's what it was when playing. Whether or not they intended it to be, that's still a 100% correct statement.

>> No.8431664

>>8428535
>conveniently leaves off super mario strikers which came out during the "soul" era in 2005 while acting like the wii game was the first strikers game.

>> No.8431921

>>8428404
>>8429468
Do people on this website just not know what censorship means or what?

>> No.8432078

>>8431921
Maybe he thinks that Nintendo is trying to hide some secret Mario lore.

>> No.8432093

>>8429449
I agree with you, but Double Dash is the best kart game by a mile

>> No.8432096

>>8431084
I'm not actually bothered by "cultural appropriation" - just lightly lampooning the Liberal mindset.

>> No.8432105

>>8428452
That's explained in the manga tie in

>> No.8432148
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8432148

>>8431921
changing a characters design because it scared people is the definition of censorship

>> No.8432158

>>8432148
They did that to establish that Dorrie's species is related to koopa and yoshi. And anyway that would look terrible with the upscaling. Is there any concept art of Dorrie?

>> No.8432168

>>8432148
"possibly"
Great example of censorship where you just make shit up to prove your point.

>> No.8432170

>>8432148
>because it scared people
I don't buy this, they kept the moray eels which are IMHO a lot creepier

>> No.8432189

>>8428535
>Is retarded enough to think that Koizumi speaking to redditors isn't just a PR stunt. Actually believes that Nintendo cares about what a few autistic gaijin manchildren think despite the vast majority of their customerbase being normal well-adjusted adults just wanting to buy games for their kids.
Embarrassing

>> No.8432191

>>8432170
And the fucking piano

>> No.8432253
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8432253

>>8432148
This! Why would they censor Bowser like this? Stupid mandate.

>> No.8432297
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8432297

>>8432253
There's no mario mandate its called consistent design. Same reason pikachu was a fat fuck but slimmed down with "better" art and now only looks like that.

>> No.8432307
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8432307

>>8431497
If it was a super form it would be in the design document and featured in the remake.

>> No.8434147

>>8432307
That isn't how it works.

>> No.8434153
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8434153

>perfect form
Little on the nose there, huh Bowser?

>> No.8434154 [DELETED] 

Ha ha Bowser's a trans-icon

>> No.8434185

>>8432297
I prefer fat pikachu. Nu-pikachu is souless.

>> No.8434205

>>8429449
>Odyssey is considered inferior to even Sunshine by most of the fandom
Kek, really? I happily played through Odyssey, but even as somebody who was eagerly awaiting Sunshine, it was a chore just to collect enough Shines to get a basic clear.

>> No.8434269

>>8428404
learn the difference between censored and changed

>> No.8434509

>>8428404
Soulless

>> No.8434631

>>8434509
Some parts of that game have soul, actually. And even more unexplained lore.

>> No.8434638

>>8434631
Such as? The only even remotely soulful thing I can think of is the fact Wario has one of his moves from Wario World exclusively in the multiplayer mode

>> No.8435009

>>8434185
Fat Pikachu had some pretty nice thighs.

>> No.8435183
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8435183

>>8434631
>>8434638

>> No.8436193

>>8434638
This >>8435183 weirdness for example. The King Boo secret stage, the random door in the character selection room where if you go inside it makes boo noises and then the character comes out scared, the rabbit chasing, etc.

>> No.8436228
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8436228

>>8428452
Three Strikes, foreshadowing Ace Combat 7. The precedent was already established in Cross Rumble.

>> No.8436260

>>8435183
What were they thinking?

>> No.8436282

>open fun thread, expecting to see cool unnoticed details that enrich the games
>only discussion is about the "Mario Mandate"
Great work, everyone

>> No.8436287

>>8436282
Contribute instead of bitching, fag.

>> No.8436291

>>8436287
I don't know any cool details. That's why I checked the thread

>> No.8436384

>>8432148
>Redesigning a creature so that it matches the overall presentation and fits in with the Mario style is "censorship"
I hate this board

>> No.8436401

>>8436384
There are four other replies to that post making fun of him for being a retard. Try not to be so negative.

>> No.8436481

>>8432148
>changes I don't like is the definition of censorship

>> No.8436626

>>8428321
I thought that supposed to be just the reflection of the ground or something.

>> No.8436926

>>8436282
I find sheer amount of autism in this thread more entertaining than threads about unnoticed details that everyone already knows about.

>> No.8436976

>>8432170
While I agree with you, the DS version of Unagi is way less creepy compared to the 64 version.
That goddamn eel still makes me uncomfortable.

>> No.8436984

>>8428321
so that's why they call him GAY bowser

>> No.8436996

>>8431027
yeah, that's not censorship

>> No.8437125

>>8436384
every non human character should look like a yoshi. and thats a good thing

>> No.8437127

>>8428452
This is just a nice environmental detail that makes the place just that bit more creepy.

>> No.8437151

>>8434185

Fat pikachu was still more closely connected to the "plump cute electric mouse" they had for pikachu originally.

>> No.8437797
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8437797

>>8437151
You know that's literally Dedenne

>> No.8438053
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8438053

>> No.8438084

You could go through any medicore 3D platformer with the same fine-toothed comb and see a similar number of "small details". Mario 64 isn't special.

>> No.8438434

>>8429468
that's not censorship, mate.

>> No.8438540

Mario 64 always looked bad because Nintendo games were always gay games for little kids, there were no cool games with blood and shooting so why even care which version looked better when it was nerd virgin shit
t. Sony and Sega Chad

>> No.8439161

>>8435183
white voids are so peaceful

>> No.8439163

>>8438540
Trying too hard

>> No.8439187

>>8429483
accurate take. it just looks like bad lighting. i like the idea that OPs picture makes clear, but the execution fell well short of the intention, which took hacking to uncover

>> No.8439719

>>8428404
>90% of this is stuff you aren't going to notice unless you actively look for it while the other 10% is changes to keep it consistent with the designs & artstyle of later games.

>>8428535
this is some serious schizoid shit that would make a Q boomer blush.

>complains about nintendo's mandates for making mario kid friendly.
where the fuck were you for the last 40 years?

>> No.8439724

>>8428404
That's not what censorship means, retard. Morons like you provide the perfect straw man for pro-censorship tards.

>> No.8440629

>>8438053
nice i never noticed that

>> No.8440778

>>8428321
g-gay bowser, it's... so long...!

>> No.8441261

>>8428321
In-game 64 Bowser is one of my favorite Bowser designs. It looks like a bootleg plush of Bowser, but I love it anyway.
>>8440778
Verified by real-life turtle anatomy. It has to be able to get past the shell to function as intended.

>> No.8441342
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8441342

you have a 119 star save file so you can keep the fog, right?

>> No.8441365

>>8441342
retard

>> No.8441378

>>8441342
>119 star
How about you actually play Mario 64, retard?

>> No.8441386

>>8441342
doing the first star spawns the eel and the ship, the latter of which is required for the red coin star, so it'd have to be 117.

>> No.8441626

>>8438053
>>8440629
I NOTICED THAT

VALIDATE MEEEEEEE

>> No.8441628

>>8441342
has anyone here ever actually played any retro games?

>> No.8441735

>>8441628
no

>> No.8443979

>>8428404
autism

>> No.8444160

>>8441342
Based. Foglets seething

>> No.8444189

>>8441342
Never thought such a innocuous yet based post could make so many people seethe. Fogbros will be victorious in the end

>> No.8444212

>>8429449
>Conveniently avoids mentioning that Odyssey is considered inferior to even Sunshine by most of the fandom
What fucking circles are you getting this from?

>> No.8444221

>>8444160
>>8444189
It's because you'd have to leave the game at 114 stars not 119, samefag retard.

>> No.8444249

>>8444212
Probably 4chan.

>> No.8444324 [DELETED] 

I watch videos about games more than I actually play games.

>> No.8444676

>>8444221
>114
wrong

>> No.8444907

>>8444676
What then?

>> No.8444980

>>8444907
you can still get the 100 coin star and the pirate cave star without floating the ship

>> No.8444992

>>8444212
People on the internet have started fetishizing the Gamecube lately, so probably zoomers who either first played it as little children and have intense nostalgia for it, or because they think they're cool for liking the mediocre Mario.

>> No.8445004

>>8444992
100 coin star is a castle secret star so it's irrelevant. 115 stars.
>>8444992
Trannies have been doing this for years, anon. You don't have to use the z-word.

>> No.8445042

>rainbow layers
It's called overlay idiot

>> No.8445110
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8445110

rainbow stairs

>> No.8445129
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8445129

>>8445110

>> No.8445183

>>8444992
Considering it makes retards like you seethe so much, I'd say that the gamecube is very based and very retro

>> No.8445187

>>8445183
How can you use that many newfag buzzwords and call anyone a retard?

>> No.8445215

>>8445187
>zoomer
>newfag
>how dare you use buzzwords reeee
Pottery

>> No.8445278

>>8445183
Kill yourself

>> No.8445296

>>8428404
The literal definition of sovl vs sovlless

>> No.8445951

>>8445110
I turned off and sold the Majora's Mask 3DS remake as soon as I saw that these were removed. Not joking.

>> No.8446270

>>8445951
that's kinda retarded but it was a good choice in the end since they fucked up a lot more than that

>> No.8446440

>>8446270
I knew that if they ruined the atmosphere of such a comfy and pivotal little moment, they'd have tarnished a lot more as well.

>> No.8447115

>>8445951
autistic but very based. Even normalfags shit on Majora's Mask remake more then I would have ever though so you realized right away that something was wrong, quite perceptive.

>> No.8447371
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8447371

>>8446440
they removed the flavored milk

>> No.8447383

>>8447371
I didn't want to have to say this but the remake's milk bar is overall more soulful despite that.

>> No.8448032

>>8434205
>>8444212
Do you think Sunshine is better than Odyssey? I can actually be just as dishonest as the guy who made that image is, but the general opinion
that I've found on this board is the Sunshine is better. I'm sure /v/eddit would agree.

>>8444992
Fuck off you -oomer saying negro. I didn't even say that I think Sunshine is particularly good. I do like it, but it's definately one of the worst mainline Nintendo games.

>> No.8448614
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>> No.8448746

>>8432148
retard

>> No.8448748

>>8432189
Well, how else do you explain Nintendo going full autism and removing all the SOUL from their games in favor of making everything sterile and samey?

>> No.8448763

>>8428404
there’s definitely some SOUL/SOULLESS in here but not censorship

>> No.8448769

>>8429449
this pasta is so fucking stupid
How is Sunshine mandated? The enemy designs are fucking bizarre
Why do you hate Double Dash?
And who the fuck says Sunshine is better than Odyssey?

>> No.8448772

>>8434185
Gigantamax Pikachu exists
but Dynamax in general is soulless

>> No.8448793

>>8448614
I'd like to attempt entering Peach's back door if you know what I mean

>> No.8448802

>>8432297
Pikachu is an actual 3xample of a character getting censored, in this case to not have a mascot that is overweight during a time when childhood obesity is an epidemic (I'm sure most of you knew but yes that is the reason they purposefully changed Pikachus design over the years).

>> No.8449716
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8449716

>>8434185
>I prefer fat pikachu.
Me too

>> No.8449731

>>8432105
tell us please

>> No.8449732

>>8445042
Nigga what the fuck do you think the ‘lay’ part of ‘overlay’ means?

>> No.8450030

>>8428535
People who make these types of images would be equally if not more insufferable than the people trying to set some kind of standard for their IP.

>> No.8450428
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8450428

>>8432297
this is what they took from us. and youre ok with it

>> No.8450431

>>8450428
I miss fat fuck pikachu

>> No.8450475

>>8448614
The whole "bowser tried to go through the backdoor" was always a massive stretch but I love how solid the submarine theory has always been

>> No.8450545
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8450545

>>8450428
The last game at least tried to rectify this by making Pikachu's G-Mega his original design.

>> No.8450562

>>8448769
>this pasta is so fucking stupid
What? I wrote that it's not a copypasta. Sunshine is "mandated" because it's the first of the consistant character designs that almost none of the games after it haven't had.
>Why do you hate Double Dash?
I don't hate it, I just think that it's subpar like most Gamecube games.
>And who the fuck says Sunshine is better than Odyssey?
Most people I've spoken to about it on this board, apparently not anymore.
>>8450428
This is outrageous contrarianism.

>> No.8450587

>>8428321
Where's Rainbow Bowsette?

>> No.8450759

>>8428404
thank god they censored dorre's eyes, shit fucked me up as a kid

>> No.8450774

>>8448614
>brown bricks
they could of said maroon

>> No.8451112

>>8450774
BROWN BRICKS
IN MINECRAP

>> No.8451305

>>8448614
How dos one manage to make so many spelling mistakes in an image like this?

>> No.8451317

>>8451305
by being American<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc532d">

Your fortune: Merry Christmas![/spoiler]

>> No.8451352

>>8450562
>Anything I disagree with is contrarian
Kek, the irony

>> No.8451354

>>8428536
So super stars make you gay?

>> No.8451359

>>8428404
The thing is..these changes really are fucking terrible.

>> No.8451371

>>8451352
If pikachu were originally thin and they made them fat you'd be saying that them being fat is soulless. Why pretend as if this isn't the case? Because it's obvious, you just look for every small detail that is changed so then you can act so pretentious calling it soulless and saying the original is better.

Also, Pikachu in the anime was never fat, so is that also soulless?

>> No.8451410

>>8436384
>I hate this board

So leave

>> No.8451423

>>8451371
On second thought, that isn't contrarianism. I'm not sure why I called it that. It's just being pretentious.

>> No.8452481

>>8441342
Actually I hate things like that in games. Fog and precipitation is comfy. Sometimes when I play Zelda 3 I just drag out getting the Master Sword for a long time because the Lost Woods loses its fog after you do. Same with the dark world swamp/desert temple, I hate that the rain stops.

>> No.8453384

>>8448614
I wish this game had as much soul as these people pretend. And it has plenty of soul but not quite this much.

>> No.8453389
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8453389

>>8453384
>but not quite this much
You clearly haven't seen this, the ultimate proof of SM64's soulfulness

>> No.8453393

>>8448802
meds... take them

>> No.8453396

>>8453393
Gold told them the truth because they hated to show up

>> No.8453408

>>8453389
this picture left a bad smell in my nose

>> No.8453409
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8453409

>>8453389
Not only have I seen it, I have it animooted.

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>>8453409

>> No.8453693
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8453693

While some people complain that there's supposedly no hints for the blue gem in Crash 2, if you return to Turtle Woods after having already obtained the clear gem for breaking all the boxes, the box counter at the end of the level will still be there (in all other levels it disappears after the box gem is already collected) with the counter saying "n/0" (with n being the number of boxes broken) signifying that you have to have broken 0/0 boxes to make a gem appear.

Minor, but it drives me nuts when people say the blue gem has no hints, and it's so easy to prove them wrong.

>> No.8453706

>>8428535
Sunshine fucking sucked

>> No.8453707

>>8453693
Yeah, it's the kind of a-ha moment that burns into your memory forever. I still remember it because of how neat and satisfying it was to figure it out all those years back.
In fact, I'm more than certain that all the fags saying that there is no clue in game have all looked up a walkthrough, with no exception. Breaking zero boxes is simply something you'll never do in a Crash game without a hint.

>> No.8453710

>>8432297
I don't know if it's because I have a strong gay furry radar, but Pikachu's legs in the last frame are really setting it off. A lot of gay furs give their shit thick thighs that look like baggy pants kinda like that.

>> No.8453714

>>8450428
>Arita before Sugimori
Can't tell if based or not

>> No.8453717
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8453717

>>8428535
>Miyamoto wants to make Mario Mickey Mouse
>This is why he's sanitizing everything
Always hated this comparison. Micky Mouse has a really crazy history. Last time this shit came up in one of these threads an anon posted him hanging out with a bunch of punks with mowhawks in the 80s with guns. I tried finding it and instead found this shit.

>> No.8453743

>>8452481
Yeah, myself whenever I replay pokemon emerald, I intentionally never catch Groudon or Kyogre because I enjoy the "random" weather effects they cause.

>> No.8453803

>>8429508
We wuz Koopas and shit

>> No.8453820

>>8453717
Damn, the mouse doesn’t fuck around

>> No.8453908

>>8451317
>thing I don't like
>IT MUST BE AMERICAN
>AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA
rent free

>> No.8454054
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>>8432148
>>8432158
>>8450759
I hated this change at the time because the motivation is to take everything moody or interesting out of 64's unique style and make it more consistent with the model standardization going on at the time which wasnt just NSMB but also Luigis Mansion and Mario Party 4. Notably though Dorrie's old design did appear in MP4 & 5, albeit not technically in the flesh.

I've come to prefer the yoshi styled dorrie by now but I dont think a 64 remake was the place to standardize stuff. its like remaking a zelda game in one of the different styles, imagine an oot remake in the toon style. then again mario had already made all stars long before 64ds so its not unprecedented here.

>> No.8454226

>>8445129
Nintendo hate lgbt

>> No.8454263

>>8453717
Anon, I get what you’re saying, but the point of that argument isn’t that Micky was NEVER an interesting character—it’s that he USED to be an interesting character, but now because he’s the face of his company now, he hasn’t been shown doing, representing, or glorifying anything experimental, edgy, controversial, or otherwise “unsafe” for years. When was the LAST time you saw Mickey Mouse hold a gun in any official Disney media? That’s a fast track for getting fired from the Disney corporation.
Same with Mario. Used to be full of potential, where his story was vague and nondescript enough that the next game could be about anything—he went from carpenter to zookeeper to plumber to coach to doctor, depending on what game the developers wanted to make. Now he’s just an blank-slate everyman hero, every single time, to the extent that the Nintendo Overlords won’t even call him a plumber anymore.
Does this make any sense to you? The point of the Mickey comparison is because they’ve both become something tame and guaranteed to be as inoffensive to as many soccer moms as possible.

>> No.8454514

>>8453717
Based Mickey

>> No.8454853
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8454853

>>8454263
It's from a """Wiki""" (which are always prone to inaccuracies) and it's unsourced so take with a grain of salt but man this is sad.

>> No.8454906

>>8435183
Awesome t pose.

>> No.8454909

>>8438053
Graphics so blurry can barely see it. Can someone tell me how anyone can like N64 graphics?

>> No.8454910

>>8441342
Incredibly based 119star anon.

>> No.8455216

>>8453693
>>8453707
The secrets in Crash 2 are beautiful because they for the most part are just rewarding player curiousity. The Nitro Staircase in that one level. The secret warp on the island in the Bear level. The lone plant on that platform in another. The horde of nitro blocking the false wall in the sewers. A lot of "hmm, that's odd... I wonder why that is".

>> No.8455492

Thats not a "form"... like, at all.
Different textures were used, because the clearly wanted to simulate the different colored lights of the area touching browser's skin.

>> No.8455516

>>8444992
GenZ is too young to have had a gamecube growing up, you dumb cunt.

>> No.8455520

>>8455492
>that's not a form
It clearly is, Bowser canonically goes through a lengthy training arc in the background and finally ascends into Perfect Bowser.

>> No.8455540

>>8455492
>not a different form
>lookes different
>has new moves
>has more health

>> No.8455610

>>8453908
Imagine being so sensative that you'd get upset by that. You're pathetic, especially with your tranny buzzwords.

>> No.8455613

>>8455540
He doesn't have more health. He just coincidentally lands on his belly instead of his back

>> No.8457450

>>8454853
It's true though. Same thing happened to Porky Pig who used to be the face of Looney Tunes before Bugs Bunny. "Straight men" in comedy are hard to write for.

>> No.8457501

>>8453717
>>8454263
No; the idea of "Mario = Mickey" was suppose to be that he be the main mascot of Nintendo's video game efforts and that he worked like an old cartoon character: no established lore or backstory; just "here's Mario doing ____". The main character in Golf not being Mario is literally only because Nintendo wants to keep the original Pulse-line/Black Box games their own thing.

>> No.8459528

>>8453717
>>8454263

Mickey sanitization was very sad. He was crazy in the old cartoons. lol

>> No.8459547

>>8428321
bowser if he perfect

>> No.8459927
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How do I get there?

>> No.8460679
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>>8429468

>> No.8460705

>>8454853
My fourth grade teacher mentioned this to the class way before wikipedia, meant to be some kind of lesson about writing nuanced characters or something.

>> No.8460707

>>8432148
I thought they changed it to just better look like a Mario character. I personally prefer 2005 Doorie, she looks more believable in the Mario World. It's like a Plesiosaur crossed with Yoshi.
Too bad that faggot Plessie stole her thunder.

>> No.8460709

>>8450545
That's just insulting though. It's still a different design thanks to the tail and the ugly red clouds, and being the fucking size of a Kaiju, not to mention the fact that this mechanic will inevitably get ripped away because Gamefreak thinks they're funny and can't do anything without taking one to two steps back.

>> No.8460710

>>8432148
left - soul
right - soulless

>> No.8460716

>>8432297
>That one letter in EGM implying Pikachu is miserable because his arms are too short to masturbate

I wonder if that guy is feeling relieved now.

>> No.8460726

>>8428404
wow, the ds version totally mogs the 64. Too bad some people spent their life trying to pretend the ds version wasn't better.

>> No.8460729

>>8447371
Blue is Blue Heaven you utter retard

>> No.8460731

>>8428452
"lore"
>THE LENS FLARE IS A REFERENCE TO THE FACT LINK IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING ROBOT WITH LENS EYES
The scene detail doesn't need a reason to exist. There is no lore. It is like pretend the tree is that color brown because a Nintendo intern took it in the ass and that was the brown left on the dick.

>> No.8460736 [DELETED] 

>>8428535
This is republican, Q, Trump, maga, tier retard levels of conspiracy. It pulls nothing together, calls it something, then overexplains the pretend something.

>> No.8460741

>>8460736
>>>/pol/
reject

>> No.8460758
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8460758

>>8432148
They just gave it the dolphin goggles from SMW. It actually looks more like a classic MB character on the right.

>> No.8460764

>>8460736
go back

>> No.8460930

>>8447383
>implying a gay pink tint is more soulful than a gritty early 2000s aesthetic

>> No.8462060

>>8460726
Being a contrarian does not make you interesting.

>> No.8462193

>>8460726
it really wasn't better at all, and I enjoy the DS version immensely as a separate, complimentary game to the 64 version and enjoyed the extra stars.

>> No.8462208
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8462208

>>8460679
>oy he knows
>m-meds

>> No.8462223

>>8454054
The original Dorrie really does not match the Marioverse. Even in these Mario Party screenshots the design looks like a placeholder.

>> No.8462317

>>8453710
Lucario and Cinderace lmao

>> No.8463078

>>8460758
every freindly creature in the marioverse should look like a yoshi, and thats a good thing

>> No.8463138

>>8463078
Classic Yoshi, not that faggot imposter that popped up in Yoshi Story. Luckily Dorrie looks more like Yoshi than modern Yoshi does.

>> No.8463182

>>8454054
>imagine an oot remake in the toon style
uh pretty sure that's exaclty what nu-zelda fans want. oot is muh edgy grimdark waiting simulator while wind waker is muh perfect kawaii wholesome chungus keanu reaves

>> No.8463184

>>8462208
love how weebs on here just have to insert jewish influence into japanese products they don't like cause they simply cannot criticize a japanese product on its own actual terms

>> No.8463198

>>8463184
The weeabo is right, take your schizo meds.

>> No.8463219

>>8463198
you're a really funny guy you know that

>> No.8463352

>>8463184
>bitching about 'weeaboos' on an anime website
normalfags are deranged
take your ibuprofen and get back to work wagie

>> No.8463354

>>8463184
Been lurking this thread for days, commenting again just to tell you to an hero faggot

>> No.8463360

>>8463352
This is not an anime website, retard. This is a troll site, nothing less, nothing more; the weeb posters have always been the worst.

>> No.8463369

>>8463360
In the end we only end up somehow trolling ourselves. I think the real troll was the friends we made along the way.

>> No.8463370

>>8463352
>bitching about bitching on a bitching forum
>>8463354
you need an hero to save you from your miserable existence

>> No.8463397
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>>8449731
Volvagia in a fit of rage did it, if memory serves me right turns out in the manga Volvagia is saved/rescued by Link on a bazaar, turns out to be his pet/companion and they share moments and all that cozy stuff that makes you tingle inside, then comes the time skip, volvagia gets turned evil by Ganon, scratches said tree on a fit of rage, long story short, gets beheaded by Link when they meet again and Volvagia ends up remembering Link and how they were special friends before dying up in a horrible way

>> No.8463410
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>>8463397
Fuck.

>> No.8463414

>>8463397
that's fucking kino. the game itself really needed more fox and the hound shit like that to established just how fucked the adult timeline is

>> No.8464174

>>8463397
thanks for the proof that volvega was never near hyrule lake