/vr/ - Retro Games

Daze Before Christmas (1994) on SNES
> literally play as Santa Claus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lg-zqMt_MU

>>8401804
Post this shit on your social media. Not here.

>>8401821
well, Mr Grinch sir, I don't even have social media. Maybe you can do it for me, I'm sure you will get lots of "likes" from your normie friends.


Jetpack Christmas Special (1993)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udc_NrbvQAw
Download free: myabandonware. com/game/jetpack-christmas-special-c0u

FYI: same rules as when banging your mom:
> everyone is free to join in
This should be a collaborative effort. Please share any retro Christmas themed games. I don't want to be the only person posting for you lazy reindeer turds.


Holiday Lemmings (1994) [DOS/MAC/Amiga]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwUKMsHhAho

>>8401845
Sadly, /vr has really been overrun withlazy shitflingers whose primary goal is to go into any new thread they don't like and try to immediately derail it with "ur thread sucks lol" posts.

Parasite Eve count?

Step aside, Santa worshipers! The original Christmas has arrived, in video game form!

>>8401804
Who's these two ladyes?

>>8401912
if Lethal Weapon 1 counts as a Christmas movie

>>8401804
What do a couple of whores have to do with Christmas or with video games?

>>8401804
What do a couple of whores have to do with Christmas or with video games?

imagine celebrating Christmas

>>8401845
I feel like I played this game as a kid, but somehow not this game. Like I I have some vague memory of playing some OTHER game where Santa uses a jetpack to collect presents.

>>8401945
imagine being a jew and not killing yourself

local game shop has this on the shelf. Can't imagine anything I'd rather play less though so I dunno what it's like

>>8401945
I invite you to Russia. Here we don't celebrate Christmas (and those who do, do that on January 7th and limit themselves to comfy religious celebration) but absolutely everyone gets ultra-hammered while celebrating New Year's Day.

>>8401804
Santa Claus Saves the Earth

>>8401941
> What do a couple of whores have to do with Christmas
well, in your mom's case I figure she at least wrapped your presents. did I solve the riddle?

>>8401951
interesting, I played a couple other "outlaw" games on the xbox and they were pretty decent.

>>8401920
This had a really common glitch that would cause the levels to get super fucked up when you picked up a tablet, I forget exactly how we triggered it but me and a friend had a blast doing it on purpose and then seeing how far we could get in the fucked up levels. We managed to clear like 4(?) of them somehow but got stonewalled by the first auto-scrolling level. Was a blast though

Maybe the best Christmas-themed game out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu1zsfM9MTw

>>8402018
The artist for this game might have liked the Grinch a little too much.

>>8401964
Based, kino ending

No one posted it so I'm posting it

>>8402020
>The artist for this game might have liked the Grinch a little too much
I bet today he has a tumblr account where he posts original furry porn

>>8402023
anyone know if the PC port of Knights any good? I'm thinking about snatching it up so we can play it at our family christmas gathering. otherwise I might try emulating the Saturn version on my Pi 4.

>>8402023
>human amy rose

>>8401804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrKTtQvndOA
Psycho Santa on the Amiga. A dark game demo.

>>8402023
tranny pedo game.

>gender only exists within your mind, goy
>let strange jesters around your kids, goy

Use been playing a lot of Phantasy Star Online recently, and the central hub has trees and Christmas music right now

Also, you can get Christmas DLC for Sonic Adventure

>>8402091
based Dreamcast player. those christmas trees are comfy as fuck

>>8402020
You would need to thank whoever did the artwork for the Grinch books in the 2000s.

>>8401964
>mfw I realize Hybrid Heaven is a christmas game

>>8401804
BOOBA!

>>8401981
Cooming has turned your brain to mush. You're now attracted to corpses, apparently. Get help before your perversions get worse enough that a pedo-killing chad rids the world of you.

>>8402176
you spend a couple months on /pol/ and are 3 days into your nofap and now you think you are some kind of modern day crusader? you're just a faggot who will do nothing other than type at his keyboard. it's your mind that was triggered into perverse thoughts over some cartoony pixels. stop projecting your coombrain pedo fantasies onto others you sick fuck.

>>8401804
Holiday Hare

>>8401804

>>8402176
Fucking cringe. Go away

>>8401804
James Pond 2

>tfw no realistic christmas simulator with realistic flying sled and reindeer maneuvering physics

>>8402256
get the hell outta here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb757QQ408Q

>>8401821
This is an image board. Image=media Board=social/public. Nigger, this is social media.

>>8402358
There is fire in the terminal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVA217shUHo
https://youtu.be/e7GwHgg2mJk?t=21

>>8402361
While you can argue that, image boards like 2chan (and 4chan) are part of the old internet, before social media proper took off.
This is an anonymous board, the antithesis of social media.

>>8402036
It seemed fine when I played through it.

>>8401804

While there have been a lot of great recommendations in this thread, it has made me realize that in the 35 or so years relevant to /vr/, there has not been a lot of Christmas themed games released, even though there has been tens of thousands of games released and the industry itself has been tightly coupled with the holiday season for most of its existence. There should be a shitload of Christmas games, way more than we see here.

>>8401945
Fuck off jew

>>8402369
Yet here you are, posting and responding and discussing.

>>8402314
Meant for >>8401981

>>8402194
That really angered you for some reason.

>>8402562
If you just want to cheat at this thread here are 400 christmas tagged games. Lots of junk to filter through.
https://www.mobygames.com/game-group/theme-christmas

>>8403075
a lot of junk, yes, but nicely cataloged and sortable. thanks

>>8401920
More like "for pray on Nintendo".
Anon, you've inspired me. I was going ro buy some Satan's Host with my Christmas money, but I'll either get some Resurrection Band or some Antestor. HAIL CHRIST!

>>8403039
Meant for >>8402176

>>8401804
Not many games force you to beat the shit out of a possessed Santa.

>>8403797
Nice try, angry faggot.

>>8405037
Meant for >>8403035

>>8401945
fuck off kike

>>8401920
This reminds of seeing similar christian unlicensed games like this on display at a christian bookstore as a kid. Where would you even find such games anymore?

>>8404205

>>8401804
ho ho

>>8401920
Yule isn't a christian holiday
There's no Yuletide in the bible. The bible specifically says not to celebrate December 25th by decorating trees.
The bible says that Jesus was born in the summer.
Of course you're a retarded Christian so you've probably never studied or even read the bible, like most christians

>>8406987
BASED.

I fucking love this game bros

>>8408903
Christians fucking OWNED!

>>8401804
>Blue Stinger

>>8408924

>>8408928
Pen Pen Tricelon cameo!

>>8408931

>>8408903
I'm a Catholic lol we don't even read the Bible. I've heard the criticism that pre-Protestant Christianity is just "paganism with Jesus", well my nigga this paganism with Jesus has brought much glory honour and miracles, maybe it's the right choice? Fuck off atheist

>>8408903
ahah you gottem good bro. Mind if I post this epic slice of ownage on failblog?

just one stage but there's this one (at 5:38)
https://youtu.be/W17ifDtTSuY?t=338

While I do enjoy playing this year round, notning gets me in the yuletime mood more than firing up my copy of Spiritual Warfare and unleashing the holy power of our lord and saviour upon the filth and pestilence of the sinners of the world. It’s time you godless heathens played a real game; and it’s time you motherfuckers repent.

Surprised nobody posted Elf Bowling yet. The fact that they made a movie out of it is a good argument for aliens wiping out our species though.

>>8402091
I missed out on that and I dont know how to play it online now. I dont have a working dreamcast either if its required. I'd probably play the crap out of that for the holidays.

>>8401945
Don't respond to bait kids, and make sure to filter all namefags.

>>8408903
People have been over this before. It's about idol worship. Not decorations. Maybe read the rest of the chapter. Picking any random lines that suit your argument is a common tactic by fanatics.

>>8409049
>Pagan idols are ok if you pretend that they aren't idols
Nice mental gymnastics christfag

>>8409051
Dude, just read the rest of it. It makes it pretty clear what it's talking about.
I don't have a Christmas tree, but if I did it wouldn't hold any meaning to me or inspire greed, but if they do for you then it would probably be a good idea to get rid of it, regardless of what the Bible says.
Anyway, great video game post.

I have been playing Gex 3 recently, because of its christmas level.

>>8408924
>Hassy
God, you just reminded me of the game informer's super replay of blue stinger and Illbleed playthroughs, they were so fucking good, shame they went to shit and all the talent left.
Overblood playthrough was also great

>>8409624
Based

>>8409075
He's attempting to shake your faith! Quick! Put your fingers in your ears!

>>8401810
But what of the nature of "Anti-Claus?" When Santa drinks coffee he turns into Satan. This game brings up a lot of questions

>>8410293
Satan is actually Santa's arch-nemesis. This part of the lore was established in the Mexican "Santa Claus" (1959), in which he teams up with Merlin to battle the devil. It being some sort of Jekyll & Hyde type thing is an interesting twist.

>>8401804
merry vidyamas

>>8410293
Krampus was originally an evil character that kidnapped children by putting them in bags.

>>8410293
Given that Santa Claus is an altered version of St. Nicholas, Anti-Claus probably represents his arch-nemesis presbyter Arius who rejects the divinity of Christ and such the celebration of Christmas itself.

>>8411185
>St. Nicholas

>>8401804
Not really a Christmas game but it does have that holiday feel to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A1UM4lBPHs

Let's sing along anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfgceqDiqUg

>>8411413
Nah.

>>8401909
>Sadly, /vr has really been overrun withlazy shitflingers whose primary goal is to go into any new thread they don't like and try to immediately derail it with "ur thread sucks lol" posts.
Almost, but not quite. You are correct about /vr/ being overrun with shitflingers. However, that is also where you're wrong. It is the shitflingers making the threads to start an argument. The catalog is full of contentious shit, like "Admit it, this game always sucked" and "X console/developer was never any good" or straight up console war bullshit.

>>8402180
>>8402256
>>8402358
Do you guys own funko pops too?

>>8409692
We get you're getting old and clutching your pearls, fat faggot, but stop off-topic posting.

>>8402180
Surprisingly very good game.

>>8408903
>The bible SPECIFICALLY says not to celebrate December 25th by decorating trees.
Do you know what "specifically" means? Also, you're wrong: Colossians 2:16.
>The bible says that Jesus was born in the summer.
Where?
>you've probably never studied or even read the bible
Glad you've been showing us how that's done lol.

>>8408942
>I'm a Catholic lol we don't even read the Bible.
Yeah, no kidding. But the second commandment is about bowing down to graven images in reverence (Exodus 20:5), which no one does to a Christmas memory tree (as the custom was begun in Christian Germany).

>>8412037
You can clutch my pearls anyday daddy.