/vr/ - Retro Games

>you're not even my real dad, Charlotte!

>>8369209
This kid's parents must be rich

>>8369209
I did not own my own TV or have one in my room until I was 23. I honestly do not understand parents putting them in kids rooms at all. Feels like many are content to let youtube and TV raise their kids.

>>8369209
Usually me and the boys only played consoles after school or after coming back from the beach. Never would we stay in on a nice day to game. Only fat kids did that.

>>8369223
Seeing little kids with smartphones hurts my soul. Most people have no idea how to raise kids anymore.

>>8369209
No thanks I don't want to get Sandusky'd

>>8369257
Same. Looking back I'm glad that my folks limited my gaming time, because if I were a kid with a smartphone, or free game access in general I'd be right fucked and playing 24/7. Not to mention smartphones are just paying a premium to allow the government and private corporations the privilege of spying on you.

>>8369257
>t. raised no kids at all

>>8369209
Imagination.

>>8369209
I want to see one of these pics done in a more authentic way

>>8369214
??? They could be pretty low class and still have all that. Specifically if their family bought some of the shit because mom and dad shit out too many kids.

>>8369273
>>8369257
You guys are ignorant. Beyond help ignorance.

>>8369209
But I'm not ready for some football.

>>8369257
>>8369273
You're on 4chan right now. Just consider that before you type up one more word on "raising kids right".
>but you
I know.

>>8369209
>>8369270
Seeing all these pedophile coaches and trainers get exposed makes me NOT want my kids to participate in organized sports. I'd rather they stay at home playing vidya

>>8369491
>>8369512
zoom

>>8369209
>implying anyone had a virtual boy

>>8369214
depends what year it's supposed to represent

>>8369223
I had a TV and consoles in my room and I was 2nd best student of my class during these years

Stop blaming personal failures on products

>>8369560
>depends on what year
get on autism drugs. whatever they are.

>>8369209
being outdoor with friends was more fun then staying indoors and playing videogames

>>8369223
I had a TV in my room since I could remember, one of those with the vcr built in. I only ever watched it at night to see the xfiles, the rest of the time I was outside playing or drawing

>>8369209
>tfw brazilian that hates soccer
I was doomed to be a friendless loser

>>8369209
who paints this shit, how is this meant to be romantic? I would kill myself if all my happiness was based on entertainment products somebody else made. Even as a child I knew posterfags were spastics

>>8369209
>Implying that I have friends

>>8369209
EmuVR is better than this. So is New Retro Arcade Neon.

>>8369764
Nah fren. I'm American and hate football. We're out here.

>>8369530
OK ZOOMER.

>>8369209
>virtual boy
>no playstation
>playing alttp in 95

Football is for niggers and hicks.

>>8369214
t. third world shitter

Imagine loving a decade you weren't alive in so badly that you paint yourself there. That's kinda sad.

>all possessions are either mass produced toys or ads for other entertainment media
I'm so weary of consumerism, but i also know i only feel that way because all modern media is dogshit propaganda

>>8370592
Western media has had problems with propaganda since the turn of last century. That can't be the real reason you're weary.

>>8370519
ret.ard go back

no one understands your faggy syntax signature summer

>>8369491
>throws smartphone at kid to get him to shut up

>>8369209
Holy nostalgia pandering, I didn't know a single person with a room even remotely resembling this.

>>8370570
Imagine loving a decade you lived through so badly that you want to go back, even though now you should be well aware you were just plugged into the (((matrix)))

Imagine giving your kid a camera and roll of film then having your kid hand back that roll on the same day and wanting it developed. Imagine getting that call from the developers that you had CP and blackface waiting for you to pick up.

Imagine any kid wanting a record or record player over audio CD in the 90s. Imagine poor kids intentionally choosing record to audio cassette over audio CD to audio cassette copies. It never happened.

>>8369293
I have 2 beautiful daughters thanks
>>8369491
How so?
>>8369512
I'm browsing a board about a hobby of mine. What's your point zoomer?

>>8369214
This. Kid has both systems his own TV, boombox, and a VCR?

>>8369209
going outside is wrong, you can get omikron the nomad soul

>>8369214
>>8371008
You realize the photo is not real...right?

>>8370731
I loved the stuff available but didn't have much of it, now I pretty much have all the consoles and flashcarts.

>>8369209
OK, we put the ball through the sticks, now what.

It's weird to see people fantasize about your childhood that obviously didn't live through it

>>8370731
God damn you Cypher.

>>8371057
Yeah, but it's fun to make fun of the person who made it because they obviously didn't live in that era. Because nobody but the richest of kids would have all of this stuff in their room.

>>8369223
I know my brother's kid got ipad because COVID lockdown broke their resolve. He plays a lot of games now, and while sometimes I feel like he might be fucked up, my bro and I were also tech heads and we ended up okay.

My folks were rich and we had a TV of our own in the basement. I got my own TV for my room when I was 9. Used to watch TV on it from bed, which is insane to me now because it was a 9" tube. I have no idea how I could see shit from 10 feet away. Maybe they made stuff for smaller screens back then since almost no one had above a 30" TV and shit was SD anyway. Regardless, I could, I did, and I loved it.

>>8369214
the posters alone would have set you back hundreds alone if they were real. but for the kind of niche stuff on the walls here you would have had to resort to magazine inserts with staple holes and gauche logos ruining the aesthetic.
t. boomer

>>8371087
Can you blame them? Modern media is so shitty of course there would be some zoomers out there who wish they were around to witness the times that shit was good. OPs pic is tryhard as fuck though.

>>8369209
The sad thing is that coomlectors unironically make fake displays like this

>>8371426
Based zoomer

FPBP!

>>8369223
i owned mine when my mother trusted me enough to not break one but i hated most shows besides cooking and gameshows, with a couple exceptions like m.a.s.h. though tbf this came after comcast and thus ondemand got too expensive. it was mostly just for wii games anyway though. the internet might've fucked me though frankly lol, at least the porn.

>>8369525
try bowling. though granted my coaches were girls so ya gotta get lucky ig. not to say girls can't fuck kids but still.

>>8369209
>2002 TV
>posters ranging from late 80s to 95
>no porn, not even softcore
stupid pic lol

>>8372196
Playing games in a beloved late older brothers room. Probably died in the line of duty.

>>8369560
>>implying anyone had a virtual boy
I had one

>>8372227
Me as well and I loved it and looked down on fags in the 2000s who claimed they couldnt handle playing it. Emulation does not do it justice playing on the original thing and being completely locked out from the outside world, maybe VR can replicate it. The 3D effects were also really nice for a lot of the stuff I played. Wish it had gotten at least 1 more year on the market for the stuff that was in development.

>>8371087
Can't even escape through media like you guys could, lol

>>8373430
So this is the state of the modern industry? I feel so bad for zoomers.

>>8373430
It blows my mind that someone would actually spend time making or posting this image
Assassin's Creed sucks for one and second, why would I care who I play as in a racing game? This is like calling Harvest Moon woke because there's an option to play as a woman, it affects you in no way. I hope you're underage and you grow out of this

>>8374373
you're either disingenuous or very very low iq.

>>8374407
Come on bud, inceldom isn't the way, you'll be alienated from your peers

>>8374415
didn't take you long huh

>>8374373
I wouldn't touch a tranny game with a ten foot pole. That includes the proto-tranny game Harvest Moon.

>>8374427
definitely the type of image a well adjusted person has on their computer. Good luck, anon.

>>8369491
>>8369512
>seething

>>8372196
Gotta love the sheer unfocused nature of it. "Yeah I'm a cool kid with my four game consoles and rad neon skateboard and my actually-a-toddler's-toy chatter phone. Having an NES just out on the middle of the floor plugged into nothing is why my mom let me glue a random vinyl record to my loft bed (it's super cool it's like a bunk bed but no lame-o brother to share with."
Also will always love that the Link to the Past poster that uses art from the GBA port.

>>8374461
>proto-tranny game Harvest Moon.
Hey, to be fair Harvest Moon is all about working the land, being a good neighbor and finding and marrying a proper, heterosexual partner. That's incredibly anti-degenerate if anything.

>>8374373
>comparing neo-pronoun mental illness garbage to playing as a female in harvest moon
Wholeheartedly, unironically, kill yourself.

>>8374662
>being this triggered by a box that says they/them

>>8374678
>being this triggered by an image on the 4th channel >>8374373

>>8374683
>being triggered by a box that says they/them

>>8374695
>being triggered by the existence of 2 sexes

>>8374703
>rent free
You're a funny guy, wrong generation poster

>>8374709
>repeating meme phrases that have nothing to do with the context at hand
I think this NPC is bugged

>>8374373
>>8374678
This shit is so transparent and people let trannies and their allies get away with it all the time.
>wow you're noticing our ever-growing influence?
>who even notices that stuff, who cares,
> you must be schizo/obsessed/letting us live in your head rent free
Blatant tactics are blatant, nasty faggot.

>>8374737
Yup. Rent free.

>>8374851
>Yup. Rent fr-ACK

>>8374859
You're telling me you're not obsessed but your photo folder says different

>>8374864
>You're telling me you're-
BRAAAP
>...Y-you're telling me you're not obse-
BRAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAP BRAPFPFPFPFFPPPFFFFFFFF
>OBSESSED BUT YOUR PHOTO FOLDER SAYS DIFFER-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

>>8374737
you're right but frankly when it's offtopic it does get kinda annoyin desu
just like, say something like "fake tits or gtfo" or just call em a tranny like that for somethin simple. idk man i don't like em much either that's why i wanna forget they exist.

>>8374878

>>8372241
I've used a cheapo headset that I slot my phone into. Replicates the Virtual Boy decently well actually.

>>8369209
I unironically have a sealed polaroid blank VHS like what's under the Genesis in OP Pic.

>>8374317
it was the same thing 13 years ago when Mass Effect allowed same-sex romances. They/them pronouns will be considered normal in future games and conservatives will find something else to get mad at.
The AssCreed thing is just ridiculous and reminds me of the Genghis Khan VR scene from the Simpsons.

>>8374878
it's all so tiring

>>8374923
I forgot that everything to the right of Marx is considered "conservative". Nuke California.

>>8374923
I forgot that everything g to the right of Marx is considered "conservative" now. Nuke California.

>>8369257
Lmao you troons would kill yourselves if you ever dealt with a colicky baby. Oh wait you will never have children

>>8369512
It's okay, anon, I know you're right and everyone's a self righteous faggot.

>>8375030
Read the full thread next time before making yourself sound like an idiot.

>>8375162
You will never be a woman, you will never be pregnant. Rope yourself troon

>>8375030
>>8375169

>>8375169
Stop obsessing about trans people you closet homo

>>8371407
What? I had loads of posters like this. They were dirt cheap.

>>8375185
>trans
>people

>>8374373
>when you get so angry that you start acting like a woman and make it your mission to reaaally let others know how much you don't care.