/vr/ - Retro Games

They don't call it the SEXbox for nothing.

in a world where people are not atomized a game like that would have no demand to satisfy

>>8309873
can this already be emulated?

>>8309912
Yes, but it's pretty buggy.

>>8309873
Do any of these games ever show nudity? I always figured that would be an unlockable but I was too young to rent it. Same with Leisure Suite Larry

>>8309873
>Blocks ur path

>>8309960
>he doesn't know about the full nude mod

Heh, sorry buddy. But I like men!

I wish the DOA games were backwards compatible on the Xbone

>>8309973
patrician taste

>>8309986
Umm pics???

>>8309873
I played this with my friend a few months ago. He found his old xbox and asked me to bring some of my favorite games. This was one of them and we played it for a few hours one of the days, there's just something addicting about the simplicity of the volleyball game. I've tried playing the 360 version and the volleyball doesn't have the same fluidity and the other minigames weren't fun at all. But the first is honestly really fun and maybe the only good volleyball game.

>>8309876
It also had this on it

>>8310309
I thought this was exclusive to PS2.

I'm assuming it's also on PC.

>>8310223
there was recent a rumor 3 and 2u were coming i think

>>8310309
Is this, dare I say it, THE guy game?

>>8309873
It actually is

>>8309873
I blame this game and the second one for turning me into the pervert I am today.

>>8309986
>>8310294
We had this same conversation like a month ago. The nude mods for it aren’t great.
https://www.reddit.com/r/originalxbox/comments/botf5q/where_can_i_get_the_doa_xtreme_beach_volleyball/?utm_source=BD&utm_medium=Search&utm_name=Bing&utm_content=PSR1
>Reddit
K

Is there even a real-life girl like Hitomi?

>>8309873
Got this game as a teenager and jerked off to it a bunch, don't even care. The volleyball game is pretty solid, the mini games are a nice diversion and it has a nice casino suite as well. All-around decent game honestly.

>>8310309
Wasn't there a shitstorm over this game because apparently one of the girls shown topless was underaged and lied.

>>8311330
Yes she was 17 and the game had to be pulled from shelves. I think they all signed releases saying that they were adults so nobody got in trouble but, it had to be pulled from shelves obviously. Being that back then you couldn't simply patch a game, it hit the shelves and that was it.

>>8311334

>>8310309
uuuuoooooooh!

>>8309873
Is the volleyball better than in DOAX3 because that was passable but so simple it became boring almost immediately

>>8309873
Why the last one couldn't have been just that?

>>8309873
DOAX2 is better
DOAX3 is worse

>>8311485
I still can't believe Team Ninja couldn't even add back in the jet ski game from X2 in 3.

>>8311534
DOAX3 is the only one I've played and it makes me mad because I can see bits of what could have been a really great game in there but it feels like a fucking alpha used to get approval to work on the actual full game.

The girls look incredible, mind you. But why can't I like walk around the island? Why didn't they model the girls for the casino so we could see them in evening gowns and cocktail dresses?

>>8311534
Never played it but the pole dances were my go-to fap material when I discovered them on youtube.

Who wouldn't Hitomi?
>>8311282
All things considered, it's quite possible. She'd probably wouldn't check all the marks, but she has a pretty realistic face and karate isn't out of reach for wimin.

>>8312727
I don't even ask for karate, as to avoid being picky. I just want to know if there's the possibility of the same physical beauty.

>>8312763
I strongly believe there is.

>>8311551
It was just meant as a goofy spinoff for the OG Xbox, whats weird is how the games are already stagnant despite the better hardware of the PS4.

>>8310292
Yeah I find the DoA characters always look like soulless mannequins to me. There's something missing but I'm not sure what it is. Other games don't have this (lack of) effect on me.

>>8312960
they seem to be modeled after barbie dolls. The skin, the faces

>>8312960
>There's something missing
Personality. Try actually playing the games instead of commenting pictures and discarding the games from that.

>>8309878
Pls help I don’t know what this means

>>8313035
replace atomized with isolated, pretty much the same thing

>>8312974
I've played DoA5 and still feel the same way. There's no personality in their animation either. The story content is bland at best. I wouldn't say story is worse than other fighting games but it sure is not enough to make up for the sameface/samebody of all the characters.

>>8312960
>>8313074
It's the faces, they never change expression, that said I do think they have personality but it's more nuanced

>>8309873
That reminds me: now that i have a good gaming Laptop i can actually emulate this.
Any other good XBox games /vr/o's?

>>8313142
Play Gun Valkyrie
Watch the attract mode (when you don’t hit anything on the title screen) first or you won’t undertake how to play

>>8313074
I love the DoA girls, bro, but I won't argue here. You're totally right.

>>8313152
>undertake
*understand
That’s the weirdest fucking typo I’ve ever made.

>>8313108
I think it's also that the expression itself is so neutral and bland. And it seems to me the models themselves don't have a lot of shape variation other than maybe breast size.
>that said I do think they have personality but it's more nuanced
True I am exaggerating somewhat. They aren't completely awful or anything, but there's a big difference between what I want or expect based on how others act about the franchise, and what I actually see (both in pictures and in game).

>>8313152
>>8313158
i appreciate your post even with the typo. Thanks, i will check it out

>>8313074
>samebody
That's something I don't understand. If one of your main selling points is the cute girls, why do they all have basically the same proportions with a bit of leeway in the chest area? I wish Mila was shredded and Marie was a twig in comparison and Honoka was fat, and that the blonde american girls were generally taller and more muscular all around. I'm not asking for SFV-tier exagerration, but at least make them look visually unique.

>>8309873
It reviewed alright in its day:
https://youtu.be/5Z5SNC_jC5k?t=260

>>8313254
>If one of your main selling points is the cute girls, why do they all have basically the same proportions with a bit of leeway in the chest area?
The man that created these games has autism. He basically made a waifu simulator. What you're seeing is obvious. They're all the same girl. Just with different hair, eye color, tits, and clothing. He just wanted a nice waifu simulator. The volleyball and fighting are just an excuse to make the tits bounce.

Dude is my hero. He's smug as fuck in every interview. He can't believe they gave him the money.

>>8313703
>He basically made a waifu simulator.
The intro agrees
https://youtu.be/FjrmVwAv5Fk?t=26

>>8313703
Itagaki is based as fuck.

>>8314868
The way Itagaki that vidya way too serious... Why doesn't he post here? Someone should invite him, it's not like he's particularly busy nowadays.

>>8311263
What's the point, why not just watch porn

>>8315512
Probably too ashamed to show his pancake after devil's third.

>>8309873
People fucking hated this game for no good reason

>>8315649
t. coomer

>>8315657
Yes, and?

>>8315657
The intro and strip dances were prime coomer bait but beyond that it’s harmless.

>>8315580
People who say this must not have a dick. This is the most tired, braindead take ever.

>>8315660
coomer whataboutism, next level

>>8315732
What

>>8309873
This and NG/B were peak Team Ninja, all downhill from here.

>>8315734
>>8315691
90% of the game is cute and fun chilling out on an island and playing dress up with your waifu/avatar
People like you would probably appreciate it if it involved killing people in gory ways with complicated inputs

>>8315750
>People like you would probably
the projection begins

>>8315754
So put up a counterargument rather than just being a retard contrarian.

>>8315762
and the ad-hominems

boy we really struck a nerve here

>>8315781
So nothing then? Good talk.

>>8315784
the coomer forfeits, a wise decision

>>8315790
>le troll face

>>8315739
>Why would a man ever want to see a sexy woman in any context when he could just spend all day jacking off?
This is you

>>8310219
sodomite

>>8315885
Everybody knows why somebody is playing this game and especially why somebody is installing a nude mod

>>8317589
To have fun watching hot women in bikinis while you play a game

>>8317589
you can't play the game one-handed
are you masturbating constantly when you see nudity in HBO shows?

>>8317593
>>8317605
Why aren't you playing a real game like ninja gaiden

>>8317692
too hard, hate that shit

>>8311441
Id say so, the volley ball gets less intense with each game since they focus on the extra modes more. Its still fun just doesnt engage me personally as much as the first game.

>>8317692
Ryu's body is too stiff. He will never be a woman.

>>8317692
I do that too. It also has sexy women, but not as many

>>8309973
Beach Spikers is a great game, similar in some aspects to Virtua Tennis but for Volleyball. DOAXVB has better graphics and presentation but Beach Spikers has an actual good game at its core.

>>8309873
How did they fuck up Hitomi so bad?

>>8320492
She's basically the girl next door type. I totally would Hitomi.

>>8315512
he'd probably sperg out if one anon made fun of Devil's Third. Probably become unbearable after that

>>8315649
>>8315657
The first Dead or Alive Xtreme is a very solid game. The sequels failed to properly expand on the formula

>>8320492
They fucked up Tina, too. Both still look great, but realism sucks.

>>8309873
When I was very young, I remember visiting my Eurotrash cousin in Italy who only had three games for his Xbox. FIFA, PGR, and DOAX. I vividly remember playing the latter, and feeling kinda funny seeing girls with big jiggling tits in swimsuits playing volleyball.

>>8322510
if you want to see him sperg out, just insult DOA. That's what namco did.

XBN: Do you consider it normal practice to slag off your competitors?

Itagaki: Okay, let me tell you the real story with that. Back when the original DOA came out, Namco aired a radio commercial insulting the series. As the father of DOA, I will never forget an insult to my family. I will get them back with nuclear missiles more than 100 times for that. I will never forget it.

Topkek

>>8324576
Pancake sounds like a bro. It's clear he genuinely cares.
But that's why I don't understand how devil's third turned out like that, I understand scrapping half the content, but why scrap features that were present in the teasers like wall running?
It should have been ninja gaiden with guns and instead we got call of duty with lead pipes.

>>8324576
Such sperging is fit for /vr/. Summon Itagaki here and let he unleash his fury.

>>8324628
My guess is because the last minute jump from the Darksiders 2 engine to UE3 resulted in a ton of things getting cut. I wouldn’t be surprised if the entire game was reworked from the ground up as a result of that, especially because of the jump to the Wii U.

>>8313254
The white girls are much taller than the Asian girls, it's pretty obvious when you play the game

>>8309873
I remember downloading and burning it to a disk as a kid, only to find out the iso I got had a nude mod. I was disappointed, because I thought it was hotter to try and get increasingly tinier bikinis for the girls instead of them being just straight up naked from the get go.

>>8324820
The game deadass went through three engines, four publishers, and the WiiU really does not like UE3.