/vr/ - Retro Games

Based phone guy

lol

Did he report to FBI on you after that and they sent elite troops to neutralize you for having a non-US game boy game?

Based anon, having five gta wanted stars in real life.

>>8194909
The arcade version has japanese tiddies.

is it any fun to play?

>password is harakiri

What did they mean by this

>>8197618
Rip and tear your guts.

>me as a 11 year old boy
>lost in OOT
>call the nintendo line
>girl who helps me out has a very sexy and loving voice
>still think about her to this day

>>8200825
god damn

i did this too as a 12 yr old
they talk with a sultry slow voice to farm per minute charges

i only got her once but i liked it too even though im sure it was a ripoff

we were legitimately stuck

>call Nintendo Hotline
>ask for help on Bio Force Ape
>line goes dead silent for what seems like ages
>councillor hangs up

why did this happen?

>>8201880
I don't think she was trying to make the call longer though, she was very helpful and friendly and to me, it was evident she knew what she was talking about, like she actually played the game herself and could outright tell me exactly what I needed to do right away.
Another time I called to ask for something about Pokemon, and I got another lady who wasn't as sweet, just normal, and it was evident she was reading from a book and had no idea, that call was longer because of that.

>>8195613
Yeah it’s alright

>>8200825
Bro. I called and asked about how to enter the snow temple in Majoras Mask, and some lady answered and told me the exact method and I was so shocked. I imagined that she was a huge MM fan and had beaten the game 10 times and was passing on information from a veteran of the game when she probably just had a strategy guide in front of her.

>call the councillor’s line
>ask if they know how to beat the third boss on Star Fox 2
>councillor starts talking about 64
>”no not the N64, the SNES version”
>councillor seems confused and tells me there isn’t a Star Fox 2 on SNES
>I’m adamant
>awkward silence
>ask him why they cancelled it
>line goes dead
>heavy breathing suddenly coming from the other end of the line
>gunshot rings out
>dead silence
>entire phone bill cost $460

>>8201964
As I said here >>8201884
That was probably the case with most of the people on those lines, but not the case with this girl, I don't think. She actually seemed super familiar with the game and to me it was obvious she wasn't reading any guide.
Either she was actually familiar with playing the game, or she had the full guide memorized and was a great actress.

>>8200825
cute