/vr/ - Retro Games

ninja gaiden
NES
fuck you jaquio
brb gonna beat it

>>8052130
Strikers trilogy 2-alls.

Battletoads, Punch-Out, Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels, Literally any Fighting Game that isn't casual borderline platformer shit like Smash or One Piece Grand Battle. Ninja Turtles NES, The whole Ghosts n Goblins series

>>8052152
retardo?

I haven't beat a game in years. At this point I have given up on seeing games to the end

>>8052156
start with ghouls and ghosts on genesis
practice mode makes it so you can brute force your way through
get the knife

>>8052130
Parasite Eve and Vagrant Story. I just don’t like the battle system.

>>8052130
>could beat him as a kid
>still can't as an adult

I'm 30 or 40 years old and I don't need this.

>>8052220
*couldn't

>>8052160
Let it go.

>>8052149
i didnt do it

Sonic Pinball Party.

I can't beat fucking 2nd level, but i'm not good at pinball anyway.

Dreamcast have many games I can't properly finish ever since childhood.
One of these games is picrel. I beat story mode many times but the game also features sort of achievements, you must fulfill certain conditions to get special panel items and unlock new parts and clothes for your character. Some of this are fucking nuts (like getting score of 10 in Wind Tower stage) and some (I suspect) are downright broken. The game is still awesome though.

SNK and Capcom fighting CPUs

>>8052130
Ogre Battle... I WANT to like it but every time I play I end up trying to be uber optimal and not having fun or getting anywhere as a result. It must be 5 times that I've started and bailed around half a dozen maps in.

>>8052130
1st person dungeon crawlers, specifically the Wizardry, early Might & Magic, and Dungeons & Dragons computer games.

Castlevania III, I can beat the first one, Super IV, and I even beat Simon's Quest ableit looking up some steps online begrudgingly, but I just can't not get hit by the bosses in the third game/

>>8052130
Double Dragon NES. Everything was easy up until the last stage with the machine gun dickhead. Got bored of clearing up to fighting him and said fuck it. Might just use save states to skip straight to the last stage.

Homeworld
>>8052595
Lower the difficulty.

Devil May Cry. The entire series, pretty much. I'm good at all sorts of hard games, but never DMC.

>>8052220
>I'm 30 or 40
thats alzheimer's disease you're probably 80

>>8053398
>Homeworld
I hadn't thought about this game in ages until the post yesterday. Immediately downloaded the remaster. Can't wait to find some time to play

>>8052130
The final boss of Jet Force Gemini

>>8052130
lots, too many to count. one that strongly comes to mind though is Revolution X. i can't even beat the first fucking boss on Normal.

>>8052149
>>8052256
>last level
>get spinslash
>kill boss in 1 hit
>die to repeat level
>re-get spinslash
>kill next boss in 1 hit
>repeat for last boss

It's actually very easy

>>8053787
Woah
How
Got video?

Kabuki Quantum Fighter :(

>>8053787
youre full of it
it takes away your powerup for jaquios second form

>>8052130
>Nu-Eva

Turntablist on Wonderswan. I have no idea how to correctly time the button presses, and neither, it seems, does anyone who talks about wonderswan online in English.

I suspect the answer is in the manual that I can't really read very well.

Battletoads unless I play with infinite lives. Fucking Terra Tubes

The only thing that "filters" me are retards that use words like "filtered".
Back to bitch school with you, and don't come back until you learned proper grammar.

>>8054050
do you also get upset when anons use "based" to signify that something is cool, good?

>>8054056
nope. I use based all day. "filtered" on the other hand, is moron speak used by zoomeroids

>>8053898
That's why you die on purpose to re-do the level and get it back, read the post

>>8052156
>battletoads
I claim to have beaten Battletoads but the truth is i can only make it to the final level and i always die due to inexperence.
>Super punch Out
You can't beat Super Punch Out? All you really need to do is dodge and that will carry you.
>>8052220
Soda popinski filtered me hard. Never even made it to Tyson.

>>8054056
But 'based' doesn't mean good. Good is dependent on your perspective. Based means authentic.

>>8052130
Thief, I still don't understand why the game makes me so stressed.

>>8052130
Blast Corps. The later levels that are like 90% dumptruck, never progressed any further in 1997, never progressed any further in the late 2010s when I played it on an emulator.

>>8052130
I can't say for certain that I ever beat Mario Bros. 3.

PC games from before 1997

>>8054065
filtered

>>8052130
Mega Man and Metroid. I can't into walljumping.

>>8055363
Jump towards wall, just before you touch hold the opposite direction and hit jump.

If Super Metroid were a better game it would introduce this to gamers less crypticly.

>>8052220
Try it on a CRT

>>8054065
I would punch a motherfucker in the face if I heard them say "based" in real life.

>>8055419
Anyone using chanspeak, especially nu-chanspeak irl deserves a knuckle sandwich, at the very least.

>>8052832
Remember yours (and your opponent's) attacks take happen in a 2d plane. Frequently holding up or down will help with dodging his attacks. It's a long and bloody battle but we someone who had also been playingit as a child and only beat it recently, I encourage you to do the same

>>8055392
>crypticly.
Shits on Super Metroid and can't even spell cryptically. Go back to >>>/v/

Guitar Hero

I just can't hit the fucking orange button fuck

>>8052156
Nes Turtles? The first one right? Persist bro. Love this game, but I find it hard to play through on emu.

If it is the corridor of death right near the end inside the technodrome that filters, just inch forward and crouch. Some of the enemies just turn around and fly away. Makes that death trap much easier.

>>8055510
>don't besmirch Nintendo or this anon will point out your spelling errors.

>>8055419
yeah with your thin S O Y arms, lmao

>>8054050
> proper grammar
Back to bitch school with you too then, sis

>>8055541
I don't care about words like based but if you insult SEGA in public we're going to have an issue.

>>8055568
you look short.

>>8055579
It's the mirror thats low. Sorry nintendrones us Sega chads are over 6' tall.

>>8055568
I'm a burger with lots of guns, so no fucks given

>>8055594
You poor thing, I'm sorry you are a burger with lots to prove to us anonymous Internet nerds

>>8055594
Q: How do you recognize a /k/omrade?
A: He will tell you, don't worry.

>>8052130
DJ Max Portable on anything more than 4B.

>>8055585
>>8055579
That's a door knob behind your unimpressive arm, correct?

>>8055695
Correct. What else could it be?

>>8055602
>>8055623
t. nogun poorfags

>>8055694
not retro but I struggled using the shoulder buttons as well

>>8055706
>owns a shitty hi-point and a basic bitch ar
>calls others poorfags
lmao

Dunkey Kong, arcade version.
Dunkey Kong 64 primarily because of the above.

>>8055736
More than enough to deal with people like (you)

>>8055881
Hah, I beat that one last month, you have to go through it twice btw, I think one of those beaver mini games was a lot harder though

>>8055579
>>8055702
So if the mirror is low that doorknob must be hella high if you are 6 ft

Or does 6' mean something different to Sega "chads"

Parasite Eve
Why do they give you so many guns in the beginning? Armor too. You get these upgrades and they go to waste once you find better equipment.

>>8055315
I 100% that as a kid through sheer force of autism but I wouldn't blame anyone for saying fuckit. Getting platinum on those dump truck space levels were bullshit

>>8055393
i beat this n'wah with a bluetooth controller

>>8056245
lol

>>8052149
I recommend dropping a savestate at the start of the battle to practice. I suggest starting out by just dodging his fireballs for a little while. After some time, you will sense their rhythm, and even learn how to manipulate their trajectory. Once you have that down, you need to relearn it again by incorporating attacking. I find that the best place to fight him from is the space between the wider gap between the pillars (see pic related.) It's easier to hit him while he's moving toward you, but it puts you at the most risk of jumping into him. Take your time to learn the timing.

Also, if you don't already know, you can get multiple slashes in a single jump by tapping down while slashing. This is a hold-over from the spinslash cancel. It's very helpful for getting multiple hits in a short amount of time.

>>8053787
>It's easy, you just need to die
You're robbing yourself of a challenge and using the spinslash as a crutch.

>>8052149
one detail I forgot is that you will want to try to time it so he shoots his fireballs when you're on the ground. If you are jumping, or on top of a pillar when he shoots, the trajectory of the fireballs will curve sharply enough that it stays on the screen and harasses you. Being on the ground when he shoots will always cause them to disappear at the bottom of the screen.

I still suck at digimon world. Only ever got angemon once and the rest was always numemon. Can't figure out the guides for shit

(crab noises)

>>8055393
why do that when I can just boot it up on my GBA via flashcart and PocketNES?

>>8052130
One of these days I'm going to try Okami again. I literally couldn't get past that fucking minigame.

>>8056632
>You're robbing yourself of a challenge and using the spinslash as a crutch.
I'm not, I've beaten the final three bosses in 1 life. The "die to get spinslash" was advice for the anon who just wanted to beat the game and I gave him the easiest method to do it.

Any MUD
HELLMOO

>>8056306
You can sacrifice equipment to build up other equipment. Also, the game is short.

>>8052130
if getting filtered by boredom counts then saga frontier

>>8057456
I see, I misunderstood.

>>8052220
I could beat him as a kid but as an adult I couldn't until I moved back to a crt with real hardware. The input lag makes all the difference

>>8057861
It really does make things easier
I swear half the people that say they were better as a kid don’t realise it’s because of input lag

>>8057891
Truth, even a high end oled with run ahead emulation is just enough lag to make it impossible for me. That and light guns made me look into getting a crt setup and real hardware again.

>>8056236
>>8056245
I'd bet my leg is bigger than your entire body anon. I'll send you N64 and Switch owners running for the hills.

>>8055695
>Your unimpressive arm

I tend to bin games that frustrate me too much and never look back. I feel less like I got "filtered" by it and more like I stopped having fun. The one notable exception to this in my mind is Death from Castlevania (1). I've beat all sorts of NES hard games, both as a kid and as an adult coming back to games I didn't have as a kid (this being one of those). But this motherfucker's awkward projectile spam and obnoxiously tanky ass after traversing a corridor of aggressive sine waves had me wondering if I was just too inept to be playing video games.

DK 64

Chess

>>8055516
It's on the console, the one that says 'reset'

Ketsui
Ibara
Battle Garegga
Radiant Silvergun

>>8057936
Even with your grossly exaggerated brag, no. Who said I own either of these consoles?
>>8058150
Bet you get all the boys with this selfie and all your smooth talk.

>>8058828
>exaggerated brag
You could post your entire body holding up your switch and i could post my leg to settle this but for you to do that would require courage something Nintendo fans lack.

>>8052130
Certain games at the arcade if there are any left, all home releases I get at least the basic ending(since I don't buy much and I'm on a 2 year old msi laptop).

So I would say rambo the game and time crisis 4, a special mention to a game I used to play after voc classes silent hill arcade.

>>8058858
Lack of attention span also a problem for Sega 'chads'? I don't own a switch.

We also have established your legs are pretty unimpressive also. No need to shame you further.

>>8052130
Alien Soldier. Love it but once I die later in the game recovery seems impossible