/vr/ - Retro Games

You can't because it's a Konami game.

there are plenty of shitty coomer games released daily

brehs...

FEELING SAD AND LONELY
CAUSE I CAN'T FIND YOU
CALL YOUR TELEPHONE
AND THERE'S NEVER NO ANSWER

>>7951079
>Konami
Konami gave up on vidya, then all their eggs in the pachinko basket. Leave it up to an Indy Dev to do a spititual succesor.

>>7951081
>there are plenty of shitty coomer games released daily
That's the catch, it is not a shitty game. It is actually a good wresling game.
(You can skip the sequel, that one is just for the coomers.)

>>7951118
Also, the sequal isn't /vr/ because Xbox 360 isn't retro yet. Moreover, AAA publishers abandoned Coomers in favor of Whales. Less fanservice, more microtransactions. Got to love when AAA publishers use SJW Cringe Compilation vids as unironic market research.

Can't you just play a good game?
Why do you need to be turned on at the same time?
Is this thread really just some fag yelling at "sjws" in his head?

>>7951134
Is this post some fag yelling at coomers in his head?

>>7951134
That's all any of these threads ever are. Nevermind the fact that you're more likely to see a pair of bare titties in a triple A title from 2021 as opposed to 2005 or whenever this shit came out.

>>7951146
Obviously not since he's referring to OP.

>>7951003
Didnt SNK make an all female fighting game this gen?

>>7951087
Ooof look at that MEATY ASS it would be terrible if she sat on my face and made me smell it haha

>>7951118
>It is actually a good wresling game.
no its not, its a shitty budget tier title in its genre with tits bouncing all over to distract from that, just like DoA.

Anathesia best girl

>>7951146
In my head? The OP made this thread fuck face. I can understand a teenage boy being excited about sexy girls in a really good game and there would be nothing sad about it. But if you're a grown man that needs hot skimpy clothed girls in video games so bad you need threads to mourn them it's just sad.

>>7951174
>he says on a website filled with these people where he needs to keep telling it in every thread where there's even an instance of some kind of sexuallness

>>7951194
Okay? So you admit your a sad sack of shit with sexuality of a 13 year old? What does this post prove other than everything I said correct? Not everyone that likes retro games is a porn addicted child

>>7951202
It means I can please the wife.

>>7951202
>>7951174
>I-is that FEMALE BREASTS and FEMALE ASS in REVEALING CLOTHING? Ugh I'm so grossed out.... why would somebody want to even look at that? I think I'm gonna be sick...

>>7951202
What's your fucking point? Why do you come into a thread about a game like this and complain that the game is like this? We're not making you play it.

>>7951202
nerd

>>7951202

>>7951202
FEMINIST detected. The point of retro games is that their fundamental design philosophy is high-level dexterity challenges which result in the player being rewarded with views of sexy women.

>>7951202
Everyday I wonder how /vr/ can be dumber and everyday I get an answer.

>>7951212
>>7951213
>>7951215
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>>7951219
None of you even like the gameplay in this game

>>7951227
Based

>>7951235
>he strawmans because his original argument has fallen, like his testicles

>>7951239
My arguement is that your a porn addicted child. Which you proved by desperately trying to take pride in the fact. You're all losers that don't like retro games, you like the idea of "sjws" not having an influence in your life. It's just sad thinking a game like this is something to be upheld.

>>7951256
and?

>>7951227
This

>>7951259
And you'll keep replying trying to pretend it's not pathetic to be porn addicted child with schizophrenic delusions

this game was mocked as being shit for horny virgin nerds even when it was released. you may as well make a thread about the fucking guy game

>>7951268
You won't get any sympathetic views here so you may as swell quit you pointless actions

Try making a vidya like this today?

>>7951256
Where is the photographer standing in this photo?

>>7951160
DoA was an innovative and high skill VF alternative, nothing shit about it, just like RR. yjdk

An age of vidya untouched by SJWs!

A wrestling game? And the wrestlers aren't fully clothed? Grow the fuck up already cumskull!

>>7951289
These games made me fully gay. I was bi before.

Great games like this are unreleasable today!

SJWs ruin video games!

>>7951227
This.

>>7951232
Everyone seems to shit on him for being a wiener, so I'd say we're doing well enough.

>>7951271
>seething
Journos were shit back then like they are now.

Journalists ignore quality gameplay because they hate straight men!

>>7951289
But that's different anon! Men can't be objectified something something power fantasy and male gaze

>>7951295
Do you like Pants Wrestling?

>>7951284
No that was Tekken. DoA was the stupid game where stage hazards account for half the damage and the skill is whether or not you guess right on your universal counter.

>>7951284
>innovative and high skill VF alternative
>DoA

Huh

>>7951380
>>7951438
>VF mind games and complex throw system
>Introduced multi tier stages to 3d FGs
>Modified engine created one of the greatest action games ever

"I-it's a cheap coomer game!" Don't be a retard, it's unhealthy

>>7951502
DoA is a competitive joke and you know nothing about fighting games.

>>7951563
fyi since you admit to knowing zip-zero about fighting games, Evo's former ped0 hypocrite blocked DoA from the main tournament for several years and several games, which stunted tournament exposure from pro players who play for the biggest prize pool instead of preference

>>7951502
Take your own advice.

>>7951879
>Evo's former ped0 hypocrite blocked DoA from the main tournament for several years and several games
there is no "sub tournament" for evo you fucking retard. literally every game is run there. DoA never got main stage because its a shit game that no one ever cared about or played, and its entry numbers were minuscule. Not because of some schizo delusion you have. Just shut the fuck up about something you obviously don't know jack shit about and go back to playing against the CPU while you jerk off.

i'm convinced kojima worked on rr in some capacity, some of the stories are so batshit they seem right out of metal gear

>>7951943
fuck off retard

>>7951968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGaV8FdYvHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBa2w9_hbvw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70jJ-X2-MNg
I mean this truly and unironically, go kill youself. I'm sure your mother would appreciatenot having to clearn up the cumstains under your desk, and you wouldn't be able to vomit your 85 IQ uninformed posts all over the internet

>>7951943
DoA has headlined other tournaments over the years, it was permanently relegated to a side tournament at Evo because Cuellar doesn't like the series (and neither do major sponsors like Disney, who also don't like default Street Fighter costumes). Some of the times the entrants for DoA weren't high enough, but definitely not every single time. If you don't understand why then you don't know the "FGC" that well

>>7952158
>DoA has headlined other tournaments over the years,
No it didn't. Literally name a single one that tecmo didn't run themselves.
>it was permanently relegated to a side tournament at Evo because Cuellar doesn't like the series
It was relegated to a side tournament because no one plays the game and its entry numbers were less than 5 year old anime fighters.
This is the last response you're going to get. You are an obvious fool, you literally don't understand a single thing you're talking about, and you're fixated on an advertisement for the game being shunned because of "core values" because thats all you know about. You obviously don't play fighting games, you obviously don't know the perception of fighting game series by the people who do play them. Shut the fuck up and or continue to babble on like the retard you are so everyone else can see it and laugh at you.

>>7951964
If Kojima was involved, he wasn't credited.

>>7951003
this game is actually fun
even in multiplayer


the coomerbait is meant to be comical not serious

the photography aspect and unlockable poses prove this

i dont plan on selling my 360 copy
although i do keep it well hidden from the girls

>>7952281
Just say you you're into men, anon. Nobody whose mind hasn't been corrupted by this place would rationalize playing a game with titties as "it was meant to be funny h-haha...". It's sexy AND great.

>>7952281
I beat my 17/18 year old cock raw to the ass and titties in the 360 version when it came out. Sorry but I didn't find it funny.

>>7952305
360 version had veiny boobs, I don't think I've ever seen such a detail in any other game. Must be somebody's fetish.

>>7951003
nothing really stopping anyone, it's just going to get so much shit from crazy people.

>>7952295
>buys ridiculous tiddy game because i like cocks
makes sense anon

>>7952305
if i wasn't in my late 20s by the time i discovered it , then it's certainly possible.

however there is NO way you didn't laugh at the montages for each of the wrestlers when they come out before the matches

its literally ridiculous


>>7952371
boobs irl have veins especially noticeable on pale skin

>>7952402
>just going to get so much shit from crazy people.
The AAA publisher's greatest fear.

>>7951079
FPBP

>>7952425
Boob veins is just a level of detail you don't typically expect from a stylized fapbait game. Granted, RR went for somewhat more realistic women than DOA ever did.

>>7952213
>Literally name a single one
https://liquipedia.net/fighters/Community_Effort_Orlando/2019
You're a joke. Anyway DoA is boobs AND a deep fighting game, if it wasn't, Ninja Gaiden wouldn't mog basically all 3d action games

>>7952664
Without exaggeration I'm honestly enthralled at how someone can know literally nothing about something and keep making such stupid claims over and over, all of which are blatently and easily proven to be wrong, thinking anyone with even passing knowledge won't just call them out on it, but I really wasn't going to respond, and just let everyone who has even a slight interest in fighting games laugh at how stupid and obviously clueless about this you are for thinking a game being played at an even means it headlined it, but I simply can't let this incredible statement slide
>DoA is boobs AND a deep fighting game, if it wasn't, Ninja Gaiden wouldn't mog basically all 3d action games
I really really need an in depth explanation of whatever stupid convoluted logic you've made up in your head to where this is even a slightly sensical statement.

>>7951284
Dead or Alive is basically casual Virtua Fighter for coomers.

>>7952875
Virtua Fighter is basically casual street fighter for people who want 5 polygon characters that move at 3fps.

>>7951003
So like Kandagawa Jet Girls, D3 should publish a new wrestling game.

>>7951003
SJWs would never allow it, Konami doesn't make video games anymore and the character designer died, so it would never happen. Also, that man was a legend. He was a quadriplegic, but he wanted to draw fat anime tiddies, so he got a pen on a stick and used his mouth like a Chad.

A Japanese man drew this with his mouth. What have you done with your life?

>>7952476
I also heard they scanned in real photos of girl's feet to use for foot textures.

>>7953081
Doesnt count. Japs are super mutants. Its not fair to compare normal humans to their autism talent.

>>7953081
wiped my ass and jacked off

>>7953093
You'll be a super mutant too if you inject a lot of anime into your veins

Honestly it's pretty good.

It's a shame the smackdown games have cut females out 70% of of the game ever since Smackdown 3.

>>7952915
>Virtua Fighter
>3fps

Runs at 30 on the Sega 32x

Runs at 60 when renamed to Tekken

>>7953076
>SJWs would never allow it
Shitty coomer all female fighters have come out in the last year, schizo.

>>7951964
Many games attributed to Kojima by his sycophants aren't his in the first place. Boktai and ZoE are the most widely misattributed games Konami published.

>>7952371
>veiny boobs

>>7953550

>>7953081
bros, I love her.
R.I.P the artist

>>7951158
Yeah, a sequel/remake of SNK Girl Fighters for the NeoGeo. And while not a great success, sold well enough. And took the fanservice aspect as tongue in cheek

>>7952476
>Boob veins
It also has in one of the bustiest characters, Lost Oddysey characters. I was surprised honestly, not even mad or horny, just:"Oh wow, that's realistic". I guess anyone who has seen a voluptuous mature woman irl will know what I'm talking about

>>7951003
I was legit sad when the series creator died. I know he's up there in Weird Developer Heaven with the creator of Blue Stinger and Illbleed.

>>7951158
>>7953937
Somehow it played worse then Gal Fighters did but at least it Jeanne from World Heroes in it.

Was this game any fun or did the only enjoyment come from getting to see hot gals wrestle?

>>7955918
It's fun, it uses the same engine and animations as the WWE PS2 games of the time made by the same developer, it's biggest problem is a lack gimmick matches and stuff to do.

>>7953089
well, did the feet also have veins?

I was impressed that the girls all had different boob veins, they didn't just recycle the same ones.

>>7951964
Of course those two girls on the front were commandos on metal gear online 3.

>>7951003
I remember having the pinball game on my Motorola Razr flip phone. Last I heard of the series was in 2012: https://youtu.be/i_zqA1t0MCI

>>7953081
Candy Cane is best girl.

>>7951158
>>7953937
It was such missed potential. Roster for one is ass and mostly just reused KOFXIV girls

>>7952253
Why the fuck are you using wikipedia to pull game credits. Use the MobyGames database for this shit (it makes it easier to cross reference what games people work on)

>>7951087

>>7951003
It can be made, but it can't be made by a corporation or any other entity that will pander to overweight and ugly people who are convinced that busty and beautiful women can't also be sporty, strong, and proud of their physique. Most anti-feminist extremists I've ever met.

>>7951003
>today
Do people forget this is /vr/?
Who cares what people do today

>>7953942
What?

>>7953416
He's credited as a producer on those

>>7951964
Thicc femsnake when?

So... how well does this emulate?

>>7951003
Heres your new rumble roses bro

>>7951003
you could, everyone nowadays is a coomer, "sjws" are a meme now

>>7962839
hardly means shit

>>7962839
And Keiji Inafune is credited as a producer for RE1/2 which mean shit all in gaming. The only credit that matters in gaming is the game designer and writer and Kojima had shit to do with game design and writing in both ZoE and Boktai. And in ZoE's case he was literally brought in just to sell the game to his fans.