/vr/ - Retro Games

lmao just try every door bro

Its ez.

>>7912843
Journey to Silius on the NES.

>>7912843
Did you also get filtered by that level where you have to swing from the monkeys, ride the ostrich etc.? Think it was the second one. I never beat it genuinely as a kid, had to resort to skipping that level using cheat codes. I tried playing through the game again just last year, SNES version this time, but I legit started swearing at the very same part. Doable now, but takes a bunch of tries to the point shit ain’t funny anymore.

>>7912843
It's really just the stupid battletoads ostrich part. Everything else is pretty reasonable.

I am genuinely convinced no human could 100% this game without a guide. Even beating it at all would be impressive honestly.

>>7912843
Is this bait? This game is not hard.

>>7912878
Journey to Silius is easier, at least there you have an infinite ammo projectile weapon and the auto scroller in the game is way slower.

how is the ostrich part hard? im sorry but the first section has arrows telling you what to do, and the second section isn't that long and easily remembered.

Go back and play this game as an adult. You will wonder why it kicked your ass so bad as a kid.

Played it a lot in 90-s on 486 pc on keyboard. Did not remember anything particularly hard about ostriches. Tried recently SNES version - ostriches level us freaking impossible. Barely beat it with a lot of savestates abuse. Dunno, probably infinite free time helped back in 90s.

>>7912953
everest isnt that hard bro i just sprinted up and down in an afternoon after my lunch break. didnt even take a jacket

>>7912975
I did recently. It's harder than ghosts n goblins, castlevania, contra, and battletoads

>>7912981
LOL it is not. I haven't touched this game in years and just got past the second level with a single continue on normal.

>>7912956
It's the movement, mainly the jumping.

>>7912959
Not only that but there is a 1up right before the second ostrich ride. You get as many chances as you want.

>>7912987
ghosts n goblins and castlevania have checkpoints. all 4 of them can have some progression into them without wanting to throw the game out the window on the first 2 stages

>>7912953
get a load of this contrarian

>>7912843
holyyy divahhhhhhh

How the fuck is this game hard? It's trolling right?

>>7913021
>esl
>retarded shitposting
make sense

>>7913021
>>7912953
post your no-death runs if you're so great

>>7912981
these games aren't hard anyway

>>7913068
Not him, but
>don't like what you're saying
>will gaslight you by pretending your post is hard to read or poorly written
Fuck you, you're the worst and I hate the ESL meme.
>make sense
Fuck you twice for LITERALLY ESL posting, too.

>>7912959
The timing is fucked and tricky, and it sucks to get pushed back when you invariably fuck it up the first several times. Don't pretend it doesn't.

>>7912843
>Name a harder game
Build in cheats. Hard game.
zoom zoom

>>7912878
Journey to Silius is easier.

>>7912843
It's not hard it's just shit.

Alien Soldier which also happens to be the best game of the 4th generation.

>>7913020
I swear the jumping just doesn't work right in this game. Tried several cores and they all behave the same. Like it buffers or disables after attacking, or it's just random. I don't get it but it just drops my goddamn jumps now and then. Don't even care to gitgud because of it.

I beat this game as a kid but tried to replay it again and got filtered at the second last level with the lava that one shots you.

>>7913068
english is the world's language, you'll just have to deal with esl, fag

>>7913103
>typo
vs
>not understanding the language
you hate the esl meme because people call you out for being esl

>>7912843
I always got filtered by the lava level in this one. That part where you are floating on a rock on the lava, have to jump off, get chased by a boulder, then have to jump back onto the rock was my limit

>>7913214
Yea, this is the one that made me get a game over. The ostrich level wasn't a problem. There was a specific jump in particular in the lava level that seemed impossible and where I lost all of my lives.

>>7913175
I want to ____ that bird

step aside

>>7913103
I can only guess that that other guy was taking issue with the "it's" instead of "it's trolling" but it makes perfect sense to me. "it" referring to the posting people do about this game, not the game. I think he's just a bad-thinker. Can we get an catchy initialism for that.

>>7913804
ah fuck I made a typo too, I'm doomed

>>7912843
It's a pretty manageable game if you sit down and git gud. The hyena lair level can trip me up though.
I'd say Kid Chameleon is harder.

>>7912843
You got nothing Simba.

>>7912843
This shit isn't near as hard as people make it out to be. Everyone gets their ass whooped on the second level then just quits after that the game is extremely beatable.

>>7912981
You're fucking delusional if you think this is harder than those games.

>>7912843
super street fighter 2010: the final fight
ghosts and ghouls and goblins

the hardest part about this game is the giraffes and that really only takes a handful of game overs to figure it out, if youre dumb.

>>7914048
This

>>7913406
> mkaes sense
is a typo but
> make sense
is pure ESL posting.

>>7912843
Toki Going Ape Spit.

>>7913406
No, I hate it because it's the hot new way to smugly dismiss someone. It's annoying. Sure, man, I'm sure both of my posts sound fresh off the goddamn boat. I guess the meme will continue to gain traction because it is infuriating, and that's all that matters. Fuck meaningful discussion and real arguments and shit.

>>7913406
What's worse is when people use it, I'm not sure if THEY'RE retarded for not understanding a simple turn of phrase or unconventional wording that makes sense within the context of the discussion, or if they're just shitting me. There, I've all but guaranteed it to appear twice as much now, because le trolling xD, but whatever. It had to be said. I even predicted your shitty-ass "you only hate it because you're ESL" response. I knew some dickhead would say that obvious shit.

>>7912843
That's not even the hard version of that game, you worthless toddler

>>7913170
Journey to Silius is definitely harder than Lion King

>>7912981
bad take

>>7912951
But it's got a 100 levels!!! More than Mario! Isn't that awesome!?

>>7913469
kill
>t. Xi
Also, gays should be electro-shocked.