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dangerously cringe

>>7892358
Leave it to the french to take the faggiest game and make a cartoon

>>7892409
>>7892518
Careful not to cut yourselves on that edge, FF7fags.

>>7892548
I'm a DQchad akchually

>>7892358
>french
This Is going to be woke shit isnt it?

>>7892603
Is "woke shit" the new "thanks Obama"?

>>7892358
is there literally any reward or advantage to playing tetra master? or do you get absolutely nothing for it?

>>7892548
FF7 is only marginally less gay.

>>7892624
>FF7
>less gay
bro. FF7 has a scene where the protagonist gets anally raped by a group of naked body builders in a hot tub. it's literally one of the gayest games ever made.

>>7892631
That's just your personal fanfiction.

>>7892636
bro.

>>7892608
>how dare you call out obvious bias in media intended on normalizing deviant behaviors and instilling racial guilt. Swallow the product down and get excited for next product

>>7892358
They better make an episode about how soft garnets ass is.

>>7892631
Still less gay than 9. I mean, it's gayer than Top Gun, but 9 is even gayer than that.

>>7892645
So yes then.

>>7892649
I'm sorry anon, but FF7 has a crossdrsssing segment, a potential male date segment, and tops it all off with hot tub rape. FF7 is really fucking gay.

>>7892659
Not arguing that. 9 is still gayer.

>>7892645
>>>/pol/

>>7892645
you're on a board filled with balding gen xers and early stage millenials who grew up worshipping jewish hollywood media so you aren't going to find much sympathy here anon, but I agree with you. regardless of how old a game is, if I see it as cucked, I will throw it in the fucking trash. my kids play these games and I'm not going to expose them to subliminal faggotry.

>>7892603
No, not unless there some recent trend of French stuff being woke that I haven't heard of. I mean, this is the same country of degenerates that gave the world Wakfu (pic related). Also the DKC cartoon.

>>7892638
What''s with the one chick in the back, does she join them?

>>7892869
SoR4 was pozzed as fuck, that was french. Not to mention everything Ubisoft puts out is pozzed.

>>7892874
>SoR4
Never got around to playing it, what was pozzed in it?

>>7892881
lots of blacks, with the black character being intentionally the strongest one to incentivize people to use it, the main villain was the whitest guy in the game.

>>7892874
>Ubisoft Karl Marx
What game?

>>7892903
One of the Assassins Creed, AKA the worst franchise to come out of the 7th gen.

>Cyber Studios

What did they do?

>>7892941
A bunch of animated series I've never heard of.

>>7892947
>he's never heard of cloud bread

>>7892947
Holy crap I've never heard of any of these series and I don't think anyone has ever showed up on /co/ before? Even Teletoon hadn't shown these probably

>>7892978
I know, right? And /co/ is no stranger to making threads about cartoons and comics that are obscure outside of France. Who knows if they do good work, but if it was Square-Enix's idea to shop FFIX around to French studios they should have went with the guys that did Wakfu.

>>7892896
strongest character in Cadillac and Dinosaurs is Mustapha so by that logic Capcom was already pozzed in the 90's

>>7892896
>the main villain was the whitest guy in the game.
FF7 is pozzed asf wtf

>>7893097
Sephiroth isn't even a villain zoom zoom.

>>7893150
yea sure, he was the victim all along
you're an absolute tard

>>7893150
He was talking about Rufus

>>7893156
Confirmed for not playing the game you triple nigger.

>>7893158
Rufus barely matters faggot

>>7893164
cope

>>7892869
It's almost like people aren't a monolith.

>>7892896
>depicting black on black crime is pozzed now

>>7892518
But it isn’t a cartoon about X though.

>>7892993
Wakfu guys are probably being too busy earning money FROM Wakfu. You'd have to pay them a shitload to do something else.

>>7892603
Pierre (((Sussmann))). From the same studio that made Zorro half-Chumash and gave him a strong female twin sister.

>>7892896
>with the black character being intentionally the strongest one to incentivize people to use it
Floyd is Polynesian, not Black.

>>7892358
Why? It's already a game without choices and therefore already a show you just happen to watch on a video game console.

>>7892896
Adam was the strongest in the first one, but Axl was better for single player since he was balanced. If you played Adam, you wanted someone else playing Blaze.

>>7894743
>Adam was the strongest in the first one
Yes but no, one of his attacks was bugged to only do 1 damage when it would do double-digits for everyone else.

Decent rpg, barely a FF. Terrible art style but good execution, minigames are ass, typical animu cringe script, still stuck in the "buy the strategy guide to find all the secrets" era.
Still better than X onwards.

>>7892771
> who grew up worshipping jewish hollywood media
No, we grew up worshiping Japanese media. You're confusing us with /tv/.

>>7892358
>french cartoon
how unfortunate.

>>7894863
>barely a FF

Why do the French lap up shit with this art style

>>7894863
Oh fuck off. It was the first and last classic style FF they ever did. Not every FF can be edgy steampunk and nihilism shit.

>>7895536
Because they have excellent taste.