/vr/ - Retro Games

Tyrone you will play with the girlfriends of the posters here.

sneed you will be playing Chuck Rock

Joel, you will play Rondo of Blood on PC Engine CD.

>>7830128
Anonymous, you're gonna play this and like it.

because it's kino

>>7830128
Paul, LSD for PS1

>>7830261
Poor tyrone playing all alone

Ryan, you will be playing Tomb Raider (1996).

>>7830128
Christopher, go and play Mortal Kombat Trilogy on PS1, on very hard, and on the champion ladder.

>>7830128
I did not play that. There are like 10 different versions and most are NOT RETRO. So I played Captain Commando instead.

t. David

Mohamed

Jake, you’re gonna play kid dracula

Matthew

Stephen, you miss a turn. No video games for you.

>>7830731
>t. retard

>>7830128
Nuno gomes, play sonic on master system

>>7830747
>>t. retard
Well? WHat game do I have to play

>>7830929
Intelligent Qube

>>7830929
Play it on the Xbox, because the Xbox version got two extra levels featuring Kraven the hunter.

Greg, you will assemble at least 10 people to pirate and play "shatterd horizon"
You might have to spend a year or 2 modding the game.

>>7830935
Welp. Looks like you're gonna have to play Intelligent Qube too, slugger.

Also, you can't name yourself.

>>7830942
James

>Anglicized names
This is like 1/100th of this website

Fuck you Vladimir, you will play Dungeons of Kremlin for DOS and you will like it!

>>7830742
Nice

>>7831063
>English names on an English-speaking website
The horror.

>>7830128
Nick, enjoy Batman TAS on Gameboy.

To the faggot jannie that gave me a warning: Sneed is a real name and Chuck Rock is a real game. My post was on topic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sneed

>>7832108
Paul, you're playing Platoon on the NES.

>>7830128
https://youtu.be/oYqJ0VtTcrE?t=57
fuck yeah

Lucas, go solo Sacred Stones with just Moulder the Boulder

>>7830984
Sorry I don't play horror games.

Landon, you are going to play Descent 2

>>7830128
Actually fuck you Davids, I'll be playing this now that OP reminded me of it.

Anyone whose name can be a permutation of "Alex", of which there are like 40, you're lucky I found you. It's time to play the greatest licensed game 3D beatemup with RPG mechanics of all time.

Any platform. There's an N-Gage release according to Wikipedia which scares me.

>>7832515
>X-men Rise of apocalypse

I was fucking retarded back when I played that. All my heroes had every ability, but all level 1.

>>7830128
It’s Spider-Man, not Spiderman. It says it right there on your image.

>>7830128
my name isn't called yet

Michael, your ass is playing Romancing Saga 2.

>>7832846
haheh we dont have to play shit bro!

>>7830743

But Steven can go play Turrican.

>>7830984
>tfw never bought this back in the day because everytime that tv ad came on and the bitch said James! I'd damn near shit myself in fear

>>7834409
Play it now, James.

>>7830727
God damn it NOOOO

>>7830128
Name is too obscure, I'll never get called upon.

Xavier,

You must go play Parasite Eve 1 to full completion, which includes reaching the alternate ending at the top of the Chrysler building.

>>7834901
my name is not even obscure, but I never get named.

>>7835016
my name is too white to get called

i have the most common name of all time and still no game for me

i literally cannot walk through a crowded place without someone shouting my name at their friend
as i turn and look like an idiot


anyways,
>jose
enjoy bitch

pablo, enjoy your pcgamingwiki, bro

>>7832846
Jorge, you have to play goof troop on SNES

>>7832515
Looks great. I'm going to give this a try because no one ever calls my name.

DEREK. You have to install ultima online and try to find a nice spot to place your house.

Thor, go play Yggdra Union

>>7832846
Nobody ever calls my name in these, which is weird, because it's not really that rare of a name.

Yo Kevin, you should play this game called Killer 7. It's one of those hidden gem that was made by non-other than Suda 51.

Josh, go play Resident Evil 2.

>>7830742
Well, I'll probably have a better chance at winning here than I would at Mahjong.

Here you go, Jake.

Still waiting

>>7833019
B-But I want to start on the first one

>>7835103
same

Carl/Carlos/Carlo
SMB2: The Lost Levels (make sure you're playing the superior All Stars version)

Andrew, play Higurashi

>>7833019
Thank you, I've been meaning to get into this series.

>>7832515
Man, now I wish I was called Alex. What a great game.

>>7835887
aw man it looks dumb

Jens, you are going to play Super Castlevania IV. Din jævla drittsekk.

I hate these thread because nobody ever picks mine. And its not even an obscure negro name or anything its a very common white male name.

Eric you will play Pokemon Red, and start with Squirtle.

Devon/Devin, it's time to play Dungeon Keeper.

>>7836038
why don't you just pick your own name and make people play something you like

Jessica, time to play Gauntlet Dark Legacy.

Fuck you Daniel. You're playing Bomberman 64.

If anyone here is named Arthur, you already know what fucking games you have to play.

Here you go Melvin, now kys.

>tfw not even the anglicized version of my name
Anyway Marc, you're playing Tokyo Extreme Racer Drift 2. I hope you enjoy Initial D

Mark, youre playing Halo 2 on Legendary.

Muhammad, you must play heavy metal fakk 2.

>>7835136
John, play super metroid and get the good ending

Tim, you're playing Tomb Raider. If you don't at least make it to Greece you're a fag.

The PC versions can take some fiddling to get running on a modern OS so you might want to just emulate the PS1 version (it has a better soundtrack anyway).

>>7836381
(H)Adrian, You're playing the smurfs on Megadrive

Timothy play Doom 2

>Tfw French
>Tfw anglos keep calling each other out

Pete, Peter, Pjotr, Piet, Pedro, etc
You'll be playing Castlevania 64

Karl, Karel, Charles, Carl, etc
Play the second DOS Indiana Jones game

Hans, Hermann, Herman, Felix, Elias, Claus, Edmund, Niklas, The, Nico, Bruno, Theodor, or Adolphe

You' get to pick between Settlers 1 to 3 for Der Heimat Kraut bastard

>>7836381
i never technically beat it
good guess anonkun

Pepe, play and beat Battletoads on the NES

>>7832108
Doesn't matter we all know what you were pulling.

Never been called in any thread ever, never will be.

>>7830128
Todd, go play Flashback on Genesis.
And stop buying fun sized candy bars.

>>7836790
Go play Desert Bus, Troy.

Anthony gets to play Pac-Man, for the Atari 2600.

Pasha, please beat Battletoads one more time with your pal Kolyok.

>>7836714
>The
What the...

>>7836796
Sorry... but I just might play it anyway.

>>7835249
>>7836038
I have a name that is neither common nor rare, not a biblical name, and there’s a few relatively well-known fictional characters with my name, even a vidya protagonist (albeit not quite retro I think). In school I was never the only one.

That’s the problem. People either choose super common names or wacky ones, but never the in-betweeners.

Robert, Reinhardt, Randalf, Wilfred, Oswald, Nicholas, Kelvin and Walter. Play any game from the King's Field series and beat it.

>>7832089
Fuk

>>7836185
You think there's only one game about this bullshit, do you

Jared, you will be playing PLOK! For the snes

Wesley, you’re gonna play Chameleon Twist

>>7837214
fuck!

Jonah log the fuck off and go play snood

Adam just go to bed.

>>7836814
Supposed to be Theo

>>7836812
Closest any of these threads came to calling me out but my name is Pascal, so I'll take that as another variant of, "catholic born on easter"

>>7830718
>>7830261

Dylan, Rickert, Michiel, Evert, Jan, Rob, Ronald, Jaap, Joost, Wouter, Willem, Tom, Sam, Barend, Thijs, Karel, and Maarten time to play a Dutch game from your home country called Jazz Jackrabbit

Aljosa, Dragan, Bojan, Simeon, Nikola, Bratislav, Boris, Dimitrije, Jovan, Dusan, Mudrac, Pravi, Todor, Pamet, and Neb

Time to play Half-Life 1

My name NEVER EVER appears in these threads and it's not even a rare unique name or anything.

Why no girl names you sexist pigs!

>>7837956
1. women shouldn't be on the internet
2. women shouldn't play video games (male hobby)

>>7837891
>Sam
Ok

Bill, Billy, William, Will, Willy, Willie

Go play Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure

>>7837956
Sarah, Michelle, Karin, Linda, Cynthia, Tamara, Daisy, Cindy, Lianna, Margaret, Vera, Lydia, or Amna

YWNBAW so go play Barbie on the PS1

>>7830984
do I have to play the first one to understand anything? the original controls really clunkily

Jeff/Geoff, you're playing 40 Winks for the PS1.

I never get named but whatever, Noah have fun with the atomic edition

Moshe you're playing D-Day. Lovely view from the bluffs you don't usually get in a d day game.

>>7836805
aw man

Ethan and Ashley, Play Quake 1 or Doom

>>7838462
>defending the beach at Normandy from allied invaders
This game is pretty based

Maria, play bible adventures.

>>7838437
>Jeff
I've been coming to 4chan for almost 20 years and this is the first time I have ever seen my name mentioned.

40 Winks it is.

>>7837214
shit

Edward.
The time has come.

My name is the regional variant of a name that's only used in Spain, so fuck if I'm ever going to be called out in any of these threads.

>>7837956
I actually gave a unisex name with tons of male and female variations because it seemed like an optimal strat to snare male and female posters

mario, go play sonic cd

>>7837882
>Pascal
You fool! You doomed us all!

Donald, go play ducktales you gorilla.

>>7837507
I just woke up but I’ll respect your wishes

Caleb

The time has come for you to play Bubsy 3D

I know you're reading this, Dongus. Digger T Rock. NOW!

>>7836381
NO! I hate Super Metroid!

>>7839217
Monstrous

Mateo, Leonardo, Jose, Diego, Juan, Lorenzo, Emiliano, Antonio, Miguel, Alejandro, Matias, Arlo, Emilio, Javier, Jorge, Joaquin, Emanuel, Ricardo, Jaime, Alberto, Vicente, Guillermo, Alvaro, Rogelio

Youre playing Guardian Legends for the NES you Spic/Beaner

>>7839226
Dutch, French, German?

>Tfw Dutch-French and my parents decided to just give me something that fits both

Thad, Chad & Brad, you guys are stuck playing bootleg x-men vs street fighter on snes

>>7830725
fuck

>>7839478
French canadian.

Ray/Raymond, play Bomberman Fantasy Race.

>>7837959
There are, in fact, no women on the internet.

>>7839469
Seems like a pretty cool game. Grazie anon

Pierre, try out Killer7, have fun.

Lil B if you are reading this, play Kirby Super Star on Super Nintendo.

>>7836381
I just beat Metroid 1 to do a compare/contrast playthrough of Metroid II with AM2R and Samus Returns to prove that Samus Returns is the inferior adaptation. I promise I'll get to it eventually.

Scott and Patrick, go fuck yourselves.

MetalJesusRocks we know you lurk here. Play EverQuest on the Mischief Server.

>>7832515
>searched for 'Gage'
>thought someone had me again for a moment
>it's always the fucking N-Gage

>>7841085
And then play Super Metroid

Alen or Allen, whatever spelling, you must play Double Dragon 3 The Rosetta Stone for Arcade on the hardest difficulty.

>>7841124
Anon, what the fuck.

>>7841124
Holy fucking based.

>>7841106
Gage play Turtles in Time on Super Nintendo.

Cody/Kody play Mega Man Legends on N64.

Jeb, Jed, Justin, Jacob, and Julian, you shall be playing Kirby Air Ride.

>>7841221
Id watch Jeb Bush stream that.

Justin, it's finally time for you to learn how to play kaizo Mario hacks. Pick a beginner kaizo hack and get kaizoing.

Brother Nathaniel: pick up Xenogears. It's kino.

>>7837479
should i just go with the closest thing to my name

>>7841247
Woolsey, do a better job translating games

every John now gotta

Jacks now has to beat Tiger Joe

Dennis play Little Mermaid on the NES

>name still not called after 160 replies
im named after a drummer, please give me something good to play

>>7841474
Go play Donkey Kong Jungle Beat, Ringo

Lucas, play 1 hour of Action 52.

>>7839469
Nope, still not in there, but I'll consider this as being called out. Thanks.

>>7841474
Go play No More Heroes, Travis.

>>7836071
I'll pretend I'm trans today cause that game rules.

Enzo, go fuck yourself

And then play, i dont know, fortnite like the dumb zoomer you are

>>7830984
JAMES

Rory, you've been a wretched little shit lately, so you're playing Shrek: Extra Large on the Nintendo GameCube. And god help you if I don't see a 100% save file on that memory card by the time I get back.

>>7841474
Kimberly 'Kim' pine, you're playing Dr.Robotnik's mean bean machine

>>7832515
Sweet thanks anon!

Rob, Robert, Robbie, and other permutations, you're playing the original Rayman. Any version will do

>>7841474
Are you really named after a drummer or do you just happen to have the same first name as a famous drummer? There’s definitely a distinction.

>>7841229
I’m not named Justin but there’s nothing more cringe than playing “hacks”.

Derrick, play Devil May Cry 3 as Vergil.

Tyler gets to suffer through pic-related.

GUESS MY NAME IT STARTS WITH K

>>7845460

kek

>>7837891
A list of names doesn't count.

john, go beat waxworks
bill, go beat john while hes beating waxworks

>>7842858
named for one. not fictional either, he was actually a real member of a famous band

>>7833019
Thanks Anon!

Michael, it's your birthday today. Cake and ice cream is on its way.

>>7846338
Isn't that still thousands of names to guess? Give us your age, maybe we can at least see who was famous at the time.

>>7832515
I'm still mad that the MUA series, with barely a tiny fraction of the RPG mechanic complexity and still well short in basic action gameplay depth got to replace the X-Men Legends series. Same engine, 90% of RPG mechanics just cut out and left behind. It's the most clearly dumbed down successor I know of.

>>7846338
Neil

Manny, play Rapelay

Jesus you fucking spic, go finish Mother 3 and enjoy yourself.

>>7836146
Hey, fuck you buddy

Ned, play F-Zero GX and win every cup on master with the Blood Hawk.

>>7841124
Does the NES one count.

My name is Roman, someone tell me what to play. My name never gets called out.

>>7848203
Roman, you may Splatterhouse 2.

>>7848224
*play
This is what you get, Roman.
Also play Kangaroo for the Atari 2600.

>>7837181
Just play Ghosts and Goblins, nobody's asking you to play barely-known beatemups or that weird side-view SNES RTS.

>>7846736
19

Ned, it's time to play Golden Axe II.

Simon go play Perfect Dark

Michael, go play Hot Pursuit 2

Sean/Shawn/Shaun
Go play Kirby Superstar

>>7848549
my name isnt even michael and im going to go play nfsHP2 right now
Spiro go play Spyro 2

>>7836146
I actually liked this shit game when i was a kid kek.

>>7841247
WESKER

>>7848552
Ok papa

jeremy, play ocarina of time master quest.

giuseppe, è tempo di rigiocarti ape escape.

>>7848203
go play some bowling game with your cousin

>>7836767
underrated

>>7838501
such a shame no tranny ever takes that name

Aiden, Kaden, Braden, and your faggot brother Jayden all get to play Ken's Labyrinth

Brian, play Jack the Nipper on the ZX Spectrum

Mine has yet to be called.

>>7849812
Mine, go play i dont know, some faggy shit like legend of zelda link to the past

James, go play Friday the 13th on the NES

Todd, you are to play Amiga Double Dragon. Good luck. You're going to need it.

Logan shall play Warplock on the Atari 2600

>>7830128
Vance. You will play Superman 64.

Paul. James Pond on the Amiga.

Alright, Gregg, you will play sum Barbie Vacation Adventure on the SNES

Luke you're playing Hard Fast Faggot Maps, get it from the Doom thread.

No one will ever guess my spic name

>>7838897
man

>>7830725
I literally already am

Roy, you're playing Bubsy 3D on the PSX. Sorry man.

>>7846516
based

>tfw this many posts and nobody has called your relatively common name

>>7836364
Well shit my son and I just finished up Halo 1 last weekend, we were already planning on starting that one tomorrow night.

>>7830742
I've actually played this before. My dad had a bunch of strip poker games on the home PC.

Phil, you are going to be playing pic related

>>7851049
Your name isn't actually that common Josh, suck it up. and play Project Eden

nobody ever says corey in these threads

Yo Jared, I heard you like subs.

>>7836501
Aw man....I'll at least give it a go in an emulator I guess. Although, you know what I might actually have a digital copy on my PS3...

Darren, hope you like Pong.

Chris, Victor, Henry, and every single variation of the name "Ashley', you have to go play Castlevania: Rondo of blood RIGHT. NOW.

I'm terrified my name will be called because I will compulsively play the chosen game.

Now for the important part of my post. Ryo, Robert, Yuri - stop practicing your Kyokugen-ryuu and get to playing the Art of Fighting series.

>>7836714
Fuck you strategy games suck

Fuck you Hitler, go play Blast Corps.

>>7845460
Kyle, you shall play... Kid Icarus

>>7837490
>>7838872
Did you end up doing your duty? Did you enjoy the banging soundtrack?

Doug, you get to play donkey Kong country. On the gameboy color

>>7852059
Hey, thats a good game. Not as good as dkl tho.

>>7852046
WRONG

>>7835287
At least he can play it alone and not with this guy.

>>7836691
You mean Indiana Jones Desktop Adventures?
I’ll just kms instead!

No one will get my name I bet.

>>7838930
Adolphus ⧫ Adolph ⧫ Adolf ⧫ Adolpho ⧫ Adolfo

VICE Project Doom on 8-bit NES
>enjoy the nice graphics, varied gameplay, cutscenes, and good over-the-top action story!

Ariel

Go beat Tokimeki Memorial with every girl

>>7841474
Lars, you are a punk and as such, ACTION 52 on the NES. Beat Cheetahmen.

>>7848227
This sounds like punishment.

>>7848552
Got it, boss!

>>7836685

Thx fren

>>7852021
Ok play Ninja Gaiden 3

>>7834409
The ad was even stranger in my country, because they didnt include voices and just put a loud track over it from the game.

Fran, Owen and Andrew, go play Hexen for the N64

Erika, Naomi and Courtney get to play that Pokemon Hack called Pokemon Girl Hunter

>>7832846
Nazi frog don't have names.

Mohammed, play with my asshole.

Alan, Ben, Cameron, Dillon, Edgar, Francis, Grant, Harry, Ian, Joe, Kayden, Liam, Mitch, Nathan, Oscar, Percy, Qi, Randall, Slade, Tedd, Ulric, Vincent, Wayne, Xaiver, Yusuf, Zane

You're all playing SWAT 4, and I want you playing on Elite difficulty through the entire base campagin. You don't have to get perfect scores though.

>>7851946
Corey play Shining Force 3.

>>7830128
Gabriel, play Bio Miracle Bokutte Upa on the NES.

>>7852646
Both are fun. Enjoy.
Gabe, it's your turn to play Contra Hard Corps until you beat it without losing a life. You can do it.

>>7853202
I swear I didn't see your post.
I think God has it out for Gabe.

>>7853202
>>7853227
Holy shit, after a week of lurking this thread, finally someone calls my name.
I'll play the first game, and maybe the second if I feel like it. Thanks, anons!


Also, Nathan, go play some Super Mario Bros 3, you deserve it

>>7853264
You're welcome.
If you can guess my name I'll quit all games for three months.

Donnie, you thought you were getting skipped, you're wrong.
Play Super Mario Bros 2, the fun Doki Doki version because you do have a cool name.

Osama, take a night off. You don't deserve the shit people say to you just for having an unfortunate name man.
T. Your coworker

>>7845460
Kevan with an A
Keith
Kara
Kelly
Karl
Kade
Koji
Kenji
you shall be playing... Towers of Hanoi! (any version)

>>7853148
mass naming doesn't count(and no, you didn't use my name)

>>7832089
ok

>>7830128
Seth, you're gonna love ESWAT, for the Sega Genesis.
>:)

>>7837214
Oh fuck, I got picked for once.
What's Plok?

>>7853715
>What's Plok?
It's a fun SNES game with one of the best title screens in the history of video games. He's also a boss in an Atari Lynx game.

Someone call my fucking name already, it starts with a G.

>>7830302
YOU'RE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD

>>7830734
kek

>>7853771
Gus, you may play Moon Patrol, arcade version.

>>7841474
Go play Unreal Tournament 2004, Neil.

>>7853713
Do people think ESWAT is bad? I really enjoy the Genesis version.

>>7853828
>Do people think ESWAT is bad?
Yes they hate the Genesis version, me being one of them. It fucking sucks, especially that asinine maze and the controls are gimped.

>>7853834
Makes sense. I wonder if my view on the game would change if I were to play the original arcade version.

>>7853946
>I wonder if my view on the game would change if I were to play the original arcade version.
Well you can always play it and find out. I promise you it's an infinity more fluid and fun game. Not the most difficult game out there, but you won't be 1CCing that one for a while.
Not having the arcade version the Genesis was a crime.

>>7852582
i would seriously consider taking him up. got the nude pics by any chance?

>>7853267
if i see my name in this thread at all ill quit vidya for a year

>>7854012
Zachary, you'll be finding other things to do.

>>7854009
You can see his dick on the thumbnail pictures.

>>7854023
Oh God oh fuck this is the first time in my long history of being on 4chan that I have seen my name in any sort of thread with name guessing. Fuuuuck.

>>7854082
You could get good at wood working, or you could learn how to weld. Maybe some light cave exploring, although I do not recommend any underwater cave diving unless you dislike living and want to go out in one of the worst ways.

>>7854094
I actually have welding equipment at home I could attempt to learn with, but I'm pretty sure my ass would be beaten if I tried to use it. Not underaged either, my grown man ass would be beaten by my Father because he thinks I'm an inept idiot. Whittling is fun though, pretty relaxing to do. Fuck caves.

What game(s) do I have to play? Vidya is something I'm pretty experienced with..

>>7854129
>What game(s) do I have to play?
ummmm
>if i see my name in this thread at all ill quit vidya for a year
Play the imagination game. For one year.
If you're seriously wussing out,*sigh* I'll have to think.

>>7854129
All right.
You have to play and complete-without cheating or using codes or passwords-Rebel Assault II.

>>7854138
Thread title is " ITT: Your name gets called out, you play the game." Welding, as interesting as it sounds is hardly a game, and I also don't want to get into shit with my family.
>>7854152
PS1 version ok if I can not get my hands on the Steam/GoG version?

>>7854164
>PS1 version ok if I can not get my hands on the Steam/GoG version?
It's on GoG for $3.49 and that's RA 1 and 2.

>>7853784
This was fun in 1987!

>>7854256
And in 1982 and today.

Becky, Brianna, Joshua, Sophia, go play Metal Gear Solid

>>7855342
>thinking there are women on vr

but fuck i'm joshua

>>7830734
Lmao

>>7836676
Okay, I'm in the middle of attempting uvmax anyway

Stewart, get to playing Karnov for the NES.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoYo9mieA10

>>7836368
Does she hold what I think she does?

>>7856434
Looks like balls!

>>7854074
those are tiny

>>7854138
>if i see my name in this thread at all ill quit vidya for a year
im the anon who posted that, youre talking to someone else

>>7857197
I don't believe you.