/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7828490
>50 turns?
Not even with people.

I like to do an all CPU round on easy and watch the trainwreck unfold.

>>7828490
I do that and 4 computer smash bros to 99 stock

wait wtf. i just realized you meant literal turns and computer opponent. i thought you mean you underclocking cpu at 50mhz to get slow down effect for cheating reaction time

Fuck off, wojak posting retard.

>>7828698
You will never be a real woman

That sucks anon I remember not having anybody to play mario party with. I hate it when people grow out of shit that is still fun.

>>7828945
It's the same joke over and over again

>>7828950
>I hate it when people grow out of shit that is still fun.
Me too, mate.

Let me one up your autism by saying that I used to play the story mode of Dokapon Kingdom all by myself well after finishing the game just because I wanted to amass as much cash as possible, turning into a darkling whenever I could and tactically fucking over all the CPU characters. Eventually I ragequit because I got caught in an unresetable position where the demon lord took a gigantic fraction of my cash and the tally screen where the game auto-saved would come by.

>>7829029
His one joke will keep going on unlike your short life, tranny.

>>7829113
it's the same joke again

>>7828490
I could probably do this with non /vr/ Mario party, but /vr/ Mario party has retarded AI that is either brain dead or a complete MACHINE.

>>7829105
I would kill gang members for hours and hours across all gtas. I hate what I did to myself.

I play momotaro to gain historical knowledge. I also like to pretend I'm a famous live streamer while doing so.

>>7828504
Ah yes we used to synchtube that and take bets in late 2000s /v/.

>>7828950
Most people I know who gave up on games are self-improvement memers. They aren't starting a business or doing anything with their lives. Just mindlessly following random self-improvement scam artists without realizing it's turned them into much duller people.

>>7830814
i just get eyestrain now

>>7830814
On the other hand people who linger with childhood obsessions for too long become weird insecure adults.

Wow this thread just derailed into shit. Sorry OP

>>7829140
.....said the coroner as he looked down up the freshly necked tranny upon his table. "Sex: Male" he writes on the report as he chuckles.

>>7828490
The earlier mario parties are simply not fun when one bad spot landing can completely flip your star advantage.

>>7831002
have you ever played a board game?

>>7830850
Lost, fucking kek

>>7830850
Basado

>>7831007
>>7831031
It's really not that funny. Someone is clearly obsessed, and can't stop thinking about trans garbage. It's actually really sad.

>>7831205

>>7830808
Sounds comfy.
How long do people stay on 4chan anyways? I'm 25 been posting here for 6 years and sometimes I wonder what I missed and why this site somehow manages to be the least aids ridden social network on the internet.

>>7828493
This. Board games never hold my interest longer than an hour and I hate shit like cards against humanity.

>>7831850
Kek I didn’t even start posting on 4chan until 2011 when I was 29 years old. I’m still here. I just stopped going to the high traffic zoomer boards like /v/ and /tv/ because their retarded shitposting isn’t remotely entertaining to me.

>>7831006
You mean something other than Monopoly that gives players left behind opportunities to jump back ahead to keep real competition going throughout the session?

>>7831850
I started really going on 4chan when /vp/ was first formed in 2010 when I was 14 but it was still occasional for me until after I graduated high school

>>7831850
2006 here. 4chan always had no filters, until moot sold out to jews and boards started getting some pozzed arbitrary rules and tranny jannies. The anonymity is the main thing. You can't be who you really are in the real world and on most of the internet, wearing le guy fawkes mask allows you to vent.

>>7828490
I used to do that as a kid. I preferred multiplayer games to single-player games, as multiplayer games exclude useless non-game elements, like story and cutscenes, and they also often involve competition, meaning they are inherently much more of a "game" than other interactive software, which single-player especially started to be all about stories and characters, like a bunch of failed writers got into a game studio or something. Anyway, so I'd do multiplayer games solo. One time, I played Mario Party and wanted to see how many coins I could possibly get in one game. I did 50 turns on Eternal Star, won every minigame I could, and in the end I had 412 coins. I never bought a star that entire round, but rather than lose the game, Peach landed on a chance time and gave me all of her stars. So added to the coin and minigame stars (which I obviously won both of hands down), I won the game with 412 coins and 7 stars. Definitely never come close to that any other game. I have seen a CPU on Mario Retardy 3 win 940 coins on game guy though. That was really something.

>>7828490
Nothing wrong with playing Mario Party alone. I blame that Scott the Woz fag for creating a lot of negative connotations towards the series. It has a better track record than their sports games.

>>7830824
Project harder. I'm more frustrated all my friends became lame-asses. Why would I be insecure about how I ended up more successful than them and also didn't have to give up things I enjoy.

>>7828698
Anon said no more wojak guys we gotta cut it out now, funs over